Survival Guide Killing People

"You can be the attacker, but this thing has to stand up." His eyes shifted to a small soft organ, and he suddenly laughed: "It's so cute, it's still wrapped in the front, but it's a child's size, right? It's too tiny!"

"Men look at the inflation rate!" Typhon became annoyed.

"Then show me how you swell up." Picking up that organ, He Quan couldn't help admiring that someone even looks beautiful here.There is almost no pigmentation there, the color is a beautiful cherry color, the root is completely smooth, and there are not too many wrinkles. Except for the larger size, it really looks like a child.And the front part of the bag looks like a small plum after being peeled off, which is rare for adults, so cute: "Sure enough, it's a little ghost, and the hair hasn't even grown yet!"

"Go away, trimming hair is a kind of etiquette, who is as messy as you are like a bird's nest, you don't know what filth is hidden in it, it really is a disgusting low-level creature!" After speaking, he bit He Quan's shoulder , but I don't know if it's a lack of force or human teeth are far less sharp than canine teeth, so it's just a little dull pain.He Quan leisurely tore him away, turned over and put the man underneath, and seized the initiative: "Little liar, you can really become a human by yourself, so what energy beans do you need, you can fool me."

"Idiot, I don't know that I am mentally controlled. The human form you see now is because the brain is affected, and I have never made a wrong judgment. In fact, my body is still a dog. That is to say, if someone uses a camera to take pictures of us , it will show a funny picture of you pressing down on a dog and trying to do whatever you want." Although Typhon said so, even if it was a hallucination, seeing his human state is something to be happy about.

"I still have a question." Not long after, the dog lost control and turned back into a furry creature, and He Quan's questions continued: "If you are always impotent, how can the fertility tree produce Misha?"

The Fertility Tree is a creature created by Gou Mang to improve gender imbalance, and it can be impregnated by releasing itself in a huge flower bud.Depending on the race of the father, it bears fruit in a few days, months or even years, and there is a cute little life inside.But Typhon couldn't get tough, so how did he manage to reproduce the next generation?

"It's so annoying, breaking the casserole and asking the end is to describe people like you." The dog rolled his eyes and ran to grab the escaped devil bug back: "It's terrible to be uneducated. Sperm is produced by the testicles, and you can't stand up." It doesn't matter!"

"Why are you angry?" Sensing the anger in his tone, He Quan was a little puzzled: "It's not the first day you know I'm uneducated."

"Ahhhhh, I'm so mad. Why did you pick up such a thing? I'm so uneducated, but I'm proud of it instead of being ashamed!" The dog howled on the ground angrily, rubbing its hair back and forth in the mud. How long did it take to get dirty, and I had to take it to the stream to wash my body.Because He Quan hates the smell left on his hands after cooking, he must have soap in his bag. The soap box is made of colorful gourds, which is just the right size and has small holes for water filtration.However, because it is used a lot, it is inseparable from doing laundry and doing housework, so there are not many left.

"Grab it hard on the left!" Typhon, who was as angry as a puffer fish just now, was very helpful after being cleaned, combed and massaged. He lay on the riverbank and let the lower creatures play with his body without resisting.

He Quan took the opportunity to wrap his hands around his abdomen, pinching Mimi's head hidden in the soft fur, just to see if there was even the slightest reaction from him. In the end, the dog got very impatient and yelled: "I can't stand anywhere I touch it!" Wake up, but my estrus is only 30 years away, and I can save at least 6 energy beans, if you can wait, then we can have a shot."

"If you want me to be on top, you can do it now." As a man, especially a man who has been heterosexual before, it is not so easy to accept the position below.So he didn't give up fighting for power for himself, and was still lobbying: "Just by looking at your appearance, you are more suitable to be hugged."

"Fart!" Typhon glared at him, and instead of jumping up and kicking in order to enjoy the massage service, he just retorted lazily: "Phobos Apollo looks like a sissy, but he's an all-out attack, it has nothing to do with face , It has something to do with the aura. My uncle is so evil and mad, and he has the temperament of a domineering president, can he easily overwhelm lower creatures? I don’t even like Jumang, let alone you!"

The two quarreled for a long time about the issue of offense and suffering, and neither of them gave in, but they ignored a major issue - they have not admitted their affection for each other until now, let alone confessed to each other seriously, or even pierced that relationship.Just skip the steps of a normal person falling in love, and run to the thing of inheriting the family, although no one can have children!

There was a lot of debate, but there was no conclusion, so I had to go back to the previous topic: "Sun God? I've read the legend of Hyacinth, so he is gay?"

Legend has it that Apollo and the beautiful boy Hyacinthus were very close, walking, sitting and lying in the same place, and no one can match their intimacy.However, the God of West Wind was jealous of their relationship. When Apollo threw the discus, he secretly changed the track of the discus with the wind, causing Hyacinthus, who went to pick up the discus, to be hit on the head and died.Many small and beautiful flowers grew out of his blood, and the distraught Sun God used an arrow to carve the name of his best friend on the petals, and let them bloom all over the world to express his sorrow.This beautiful flower is hyacinth.

"That's not true. This guy has inherited the bloodline of the stallion's daddy Huaxin. From a young girl to a beautiful young woman, from a princess to a shepherdess, there are too many lovers to count. He also pursues the daughter of the God of Crossing the River. It's a pity that his sister I would rather become a laurel tree than accept him, I can only say that I have no integrity." It seems that Typhon really hates Zeus, although his tone is pretending to be cute, but the contempt in his tone can be heard even a fool.

"We, Typhon, are dedicated to running after one person for so many years." He couldn't help but reach out and pat the dog's head as a reward.

Unexpectedly, the dog didn't appreciate it, it twisted its head away and refused to be touched: "Stop flattering!"

"No way, what I'm shooting is obviously bullshit." After finishing speaking, he stretched out his evil hand and squeezed his round buttocks fiercely.

"Is the soap going to run out?" Even if you move your body, you can't get rid of the salty pig's hand. The dog doesn't know if it's used to being touched or it's actually quite comfortable. That small piece is the last one in stock."

"I've run out of what I brought back from the lighthouse. It's very inconvenient without this, so I plan to try something myself in a few days, but I don't know if it will work." Soap has a long history. The ancients used lard and plant ash to make soap To make the most primitive cleaning products, I just don’t know whether the method in the book is really feasible: “I only know the simple method, and I haven’t tried it. If you have a better method, please tell me.”

"Isn't it just animal fat and caustic soda." Banmi the dog raised his eyes and yawned a few times: "But it really doesn't need to be so troublesome here, because there are soapberries."

The so-called soap fruit is a unique plant in this world. Its growth cycle is very slow, and it only bears fruit once in hundreds of years, so it is very precious.And its effect is also worthy of the long wait. The fruit has the effect of cleaning, deodorizing, deodorizing and decontaminating, and there is a refreshing fragrance after washing.The most amazing thing is that it is durable. A small fruit can be used for bathing, washing hands, washing clothes and dishes, and it can be used for decades.It is not consumed like soap and finally becomes smaller and disappears. The way to tell whether the soap is still working is very simple, that is, to see if its fragrance is still there. When it disappears completely, it loses its cleaning effect and can be discarded.

Go to the main city and buy two dogs, one big and one small, the big one can be put in the cave for housework, and the small one is for He Quan to carry with him.But adhering to the principle of not wasting, he did not take out the stock before it ran out.

After returning home, He Quan got the soap fruit and found it very novel. He rubbed it here and there and washed it there, making the cave full of fragrance.The dog rewarded him for maintaining his strong curiosity, so he didn't stop it. Instead, he began to think about what to bring back to please him next time!

"Master, Your Excellency Misha asked the messenger bird to send the polar pearls, should you arrange them now?" The knight who had already made a spiritual connection with the dog changed his name to him as the master, and came to report to work first.Not long after, Flesh, who had picked a lot of wild fruits, also came to play with Chiu Chiu. He also brought a large package with him. When he opened it, there were seven or eight milky white round objects the size of volleyballs emitting a soft light.

This thing is a pearl?He Quan was dumbfounded, it is so huge that it is impossible to wear it as jewelry, what's the use?Is it ground into pearl powder and eaten for beauty?But there are so many, you have to eat until the year of the monkey!

"I have no knowledge, what else do you know besides eating." Even so, the dog ordered Gal to grind one into powder and use it as a mask: "There is no light source in the deep sea, and we live in a dark and lightless world all year round. Mermaid Just use self-luminous polar pearls for lighting. Misha probably felt that the cave was too dark, so he sent so many here. You can take it outside to dry in the sun, and it can emit light by itself after absorbing the light."

Although there is no day and night in this world, it is always gray and hazy. The visibility at the entrance of the cave is good, but the inside becomes very dark.Although He Quan thought nothing of it, anyway, he used to sleep in the stairwell, which was dirty and messy. Compared to that place, the cave is simply heaven.However, Misha was very careful. Considering that human beings like light, he still sent pearls that can be used as light bulbs, and carefully prepared the lampshade.

The pearls absorbed natural light and became brighter and brighter. With the help of Gal, they surrounded the pearls in a circle and placed them on the ceiling of the cave like a chandelier.There is a small mechanism, pull it, and the black lampshade will be completely closed, and the cave will return to a dark environment suitable for sleeping.

"It's so bright, it suddenly feels like home." When eating, the pearls glowed like incandescent lamps, illuminating the cave like a family in human society having dinner.He Quan raised his head, suddenly feeling a little sad when he thought of his younger siblings who stayed on Earth and didn't know how they were doing, and felt sorry for Rourou.He and his younger siblings are not so close yet and feel that they can't let go. Rourou loves grandma so much, he must be homesick after not going back for so long!