Survival Guide Killing People

boom!

Suddenly there was a loud noise, and a large amount of sea water broke through the ice, spiraling upward rapidly, attacking the monster like a huge tornado.The monster was too big to move so quickly, so it was submerged by the flood.Before he could get out in time, the water had condensed into ice, trapping him in the hard ice wall.Not only that, but the mermaid wanted to put him to death, and made several bigger ice arrows to turn the monster into a hedgehog.

No way, with He Quan's heart in his throat, Typhon was defeated just like that?Thinking of the possibility that the dog might die, his nose, which has always been lacking in mood swings, actually turned sore, tears rolled in his eyes, and he was a step away from falling down!

damn it!

He squeezed his thighs hard and must not cry.Nothing will happen to Typhon, so why cry, be frustrated!

Over there, the monster was of course not so easy to eliminate, he quickly broke free from the shackles and joined the battle again.The flames that spewed out this time were different. They were no longer red open flames, but strange black flames, and then gusts of wind blew out from the mouth, accelerating the burning of the flames.The place where the black fire burned screamed one after another.The mermaids who failed to escape the battlefield were either dead or injured, either frozen to death or burned to death, and the water surface was densely covered with corpses.

It's too miserable, He Quan suddenly felt a little sympathetic to the mermaid, and at the same time, he was distracted thinking that Jiujiu's rations were available, so many corpses made into jerky were enough to last for several months.

"Uncle Dog's real body is so handsome, and the golden mermaid is so small that he can even fight with Uncle Dog. It seems that they are not simple creatures." The fog was blown away by the strong wind created by the monster, revealing the battlefield.Because Rourou had seen Typhon breathing fire, he guessed that such a powerful character could not be as simple as a dog, and would definitely transform into other creatures.So the moment he saw the monster, he knew it was Typhon.

As the fog cleared, the mysterious mermaid also surfaced.Human eyesight is not good enough, huge monsters can see clearly, the mermaid can only see roughly, only know that it is a beauty with fair skin and long light golden hair.

Rourou was acting as a telescope beside her, and said excitedly: "It's so beautiful. I've never seen such a beautiful person. It turns out that the legend that mermaids can confuse all living beings is true. It is said that those who are lucky enough to see them are willing to sacrifice their lives. "

How beautiful can it be compared to our Typhon?

The battle continued, and the monsters using new tricks gradually came out of the disadvantage and took the initiative.He Quan's restless heart calmed down slightly, and he began to think wildly.Although he couldn't see the mermaid's appearance clearly, he also knew that there was no creature in this world more beautiful than a dog.Of course, there may be an element of beauty in the eye of the beholder, but Typhon's incomparable appearance is also really attractive.

Looking at Typhon again, his real body is a fiery red dragon. Unlike the evil Western dragons in many film and television animation works, he does not have ugly bumpy skin and evil eyes.The upright appearance, the devilish horns on his head, and the cute big tail make him stand out from the crowd. In addition, there are a pair of small translucent wings on his back that are disproportionate to his body. so cute.And those things that look like tentacles in the mist are tied on the back...um...pink ribbons...floating with the wind, in the words of Taobao customer service, it is-- dear, this dress It looks fabulous to wear!

It seems that Typhon loves beauty no matter what state he is in!

"Long live Mr. Dog, Mr. Dog is mighty. I am your loyal supporter, Mr. Dog! If you kill the mermaid, I will cut the thigh meat for He Quan to eat." The murloc's Chinese was taught by their grandmother, and there were no fans or brain-dead fans in those days. Therefore, although he can speak a lot of idioms, he doesn't know the Internet language, and he even yells well.

"Forget about the thigh meat. Are you afraid of pain if you cut it alive?" The internal organs are the best, followed by meat, and then blood.He Quan thought carefully, if he had to eat the murloc's meat to live forever, he wouldn't be so cruel as to hurt the meat.However, under the premise that the other party agrees and does not endanger his life, it should be no problem to draw some blood to drink. Anyway, the effect is not good, and it is still useful.

"But apart from my own meat, I have nothing else that I can exchange with you for the golden mermaid. In fact, I only need a small piece. It is said that one bite can rejuvenate my youth, so I am not greedy. As long as I can make grandma look younger, I will Then a little bit is fine. But you can cut my flesh wherever you want, and you are absolutely willing to make a sacrifice.” Rourou loves grandma very much, and he can make such a sacrifice, and it is even more impossible for He Quan to let him self-mutilate.

He patted the murloc's head, and said dotingly like a younger brother: "We are already friends. Friends don't trade benefits, they only help each other. If Typhon can catch the golden mermaid, I will definitely take you back." Help grandma regain her youth."

"Friend?" Rourou opened his mouth wide, his eyes suddenly became moist, and he wiped the back of his hand several times: "Because I am a mixed race, I look different from my tribe, and I am different from my capable and popular grandmother. I am always clumsy. I don’t have any friends until now. Everyone doesn’t like to talk to me. I didn’t expect to come here, but I met the kind-hearted knight, you who are very kind to me, and the dog who has a bad mouth but is very responsible. And cute I'm so happy to have the company of Jiujiu. It's nice to have friends, thank you, woohoo."

Said wow wow burst into tears.

As soon as he cried, He Quan was distracted to appease him. He didn't stare at him for a while, but the battle was over.The sea quickly returned to calm, the monsters disappeared out of thin air, and the mermaids dispersed with a large number of mermaids, as if there had never been a magic competition.But He Quan knew that the monster turned back into a dog instead of disappearing, so he hurried to the beach to wait.Sure enough, it didn't take long for the dog to swim ashore, shake the water off his body, and limped towards the forest.

"Typhon!" After chasing him, he found his stomach full of blood, his heart ached to death, and he hurriedly checked the wound.But unless the shocking bloodstains were found, no trauma was found. I don't know if it was healed with a special constitution and amazing resilience, or it was someone else's blood.

"I'm going to find some medicine, but it's too expensive, and I can't make up for it just by eating meat." The dog also knew that he needed to make up his body, so he went to the forest to gnaw some unnamed herbs, and then lay down under a tree to rest.

He was so tired that even the tip of his tail, which never stopped shaking, quieted down, and soon fell asleep.Taking advantage of this gap, He Quan and Rourou went back to the cave to make a lot of delicious food and brought them to the forest to wait for the dog to wake up.Typhon opened his eyes at the smell, and was still lying on his stomach half dead after eating, depressed.Knowing that he was unhappy after losing, He Quan opened the meat first, and then hugged him: "It's okay if you can't eat the mermaid's meat, don't blame yourself."

"It doesn't matter if you can't eat it. Do you know what kind of mermaid it is? It's a golden mermaid." With special emphasis on these words, she jumped up and beat her chest: "Whether it's a mermaid, a murloc or a mermaid, the lighter the body color, the more energy it contains." The richer it is, the better the effect will be after eating their meat. The golden mermaid is the apex of the pyramid, and when I finish eating this one, my beauty will go up two steps at least!"

ha?

He thought Typhon was working so hard for himself, but he was talking about beauty, He Quan was completely dumbfounded.

"A god-defying beauty tool, just let him slip away. I'm not happy. I want to eat the mermaid's flesh to become more beautiful and become the number one beauty in the universe." , the movements and expressions are the same as those of the bear children who don't want toys.

"You are in my heart, and now you are the most beautiful person in the world, no, the most beautiful person in the universe." It turned out that the mermaid was not caught for him. He Quan was somewhat depressed, and he couldn't leave the dog alone.After speaking consolingly, I remembered that the dog doesn't like people saying that he is a lowly creature like a human being, so he immediately changed his words: "It's not a human being, but the most beautiful and moving advanced intelligent life form in the universe!"

"Huh, you still have good eyesight." The dog lay down, found that its stomach was extremely dirty, and groaned to take a bath.

He Quan was heartbroken that he was too tired after the battle, so he was not allowed to go to the beach. He fetched clean water and washed the dog from head to tail. Finally, he wiped his wet body with a towel, and then combed the dog neatly.The dog was served so that it was about to ascend to heaven, its paws were shaking and its tail was wagging.The mood improved, and the conversation started: "The golden mermaid that Rourou told you before is actually wrong, you have already seen it."

"Well, but what is the purpose of the mermaid living in the glacier here?" Very curious about what such a powerful creature is doing here.

"Because the mating season is here, he came to assist the mermaid to breed offspring." The dog picked its nostrils, showing a wretched expression: "You know that mermaids can give birth to offspring without mating, and the reproduction method is the same as that of fish. But the king who is in charge of fertilization The king species needs stimulation to produce sperm, but the beautiful king species does not mate with ordinary mermaids, so it needs to mate with mermaids of the same clan, and then fertilize human mermaid eggs. This golden mermaid came here from a long distance to give the king This is their uninterrupted and evasive responsibility for tens of thousands of years."

"Wait, that mermaid should be a man." Although the distance is far, you can still see the mermaid's chest.If it wasn't for a man, then this girl would be too tragic.

"It's a man. Don't human beings have homosexuality? Why are you so surprised?" Typhon was very calm, not surprised, and then realized that what He Quan was surprised was not the same-sex union, but the same-sex birth, which must continue Explanation: "You misunderstood, it's not to let the mermaid and the king species have children, but to let them produce semen to fertilize the eggs after they have sex. Simply put, I masturbate you, and you use the sperm to impregnate others."

Although I know that the dog is talking about the laws of nature, why does it sound so wrong?

He Quan's face was red and his ears were red, and his whole body was not feeling well!