Survival Guide Killing People

Typhon's big tail flicked and circled at a high frequency. Although he was disgusted and scolded a lowly creature like a stupid mortal, don't touch me, but the tail that was shaking so much that it almost flew up revealed the strong expectation in his heart.He rubbed his head against someone's chest, like a restless brat, rolling coquettishly together: "Didn't you want that? Come on, come on, as a reward for your hard work today, he will reluctantly come with you It's done!"

The dog thought that if he lowered his value, the matter would definitely be successful, but He Quan didn't respond after waiting for a long time.

As a pure and innocent little virgin dog, he was embarrassed to look up, shyly arched his head, rubbed back and forth, and wanted to refuse but also greeted: "He Quan, He Quan, why don't you talk; He Quan, He Quan, why do you keep talking? Can’t move. Could it be that there is no strength there, and you can’t lift it? Come on, come on, it doesn’t matter even if you don’t lift it. He is a good dog who is understanding and understanding. He won’t look down on you with a disability. Oh, I will definitely cure you into an invincible Iron King Kong, ten times a night."

"What's coming?" He Quan was really tired, and fell into a semi-sleep state after talking nonsense, that sentence was completely blurted out, there was no meaning at all, and he forgot after saying it.So he was puzzled for a long time, and really couldn't remember what happened.

Seeing his blank reaction, the dog felt greatly humiliated.Wanting to scold and not knowing what to growl, wanting to hit but reluctant, could only stand there in a daze, with his chest heaving violently.Then with tears in his eyes, he left a sentence of shameless liar, and ran away with sobs.

run again!

When Typhon disappeared, He Quan finally came to his senses.

What are you doing, this dog will die if it doesn't run, and can you speak clearly before running!

I really don't know what big mistake I did to be given the title of heartless liar and shameless.It doesn't matter if you turn around, you will find a dense bamboo forest.Bamboo is a good thing. Not only can it be used as firewood, but it can also be used to weave various utensils. When it is split, it can be used as chopsticks.

Dogs should like bamboo shoots very much, remember that he likes to eat fragrant, crunchy and crunchy food.Stir-fried pork with fresh bamboo shoots is not only fragrant and attractive, but also very refreshing to eat.However, He Quan didn't know how to dig bamboo shoots, and he didn't know whether the bamboo shoots in this season were edible, so he had to make road signs first and wait for Typhon to come back.

Waiting left and right, but there was no trace of Typhon, suddenly a person came from the forest, it was a murloc.Jiujiu followed and danced around, and when he saw He Quan, he waved his little wings and rushed towards him, making him very affectionate.When Rourou saw him, he beat his chest, stamped his feet, shook his head and sighed, "Master Dog ran back sullenly, and he was worried about you being alone. He said that you couldn't move so many things, so let me pick them up."

The murloc brought a long knife and an axe, and when He Quan saw that the labor force was coming, he simply asked him to cut down two bamboo trees and use local materials to weave a basket for the clay.It is said that he can’t even make a hammock well, and he doesn’t have such manual skills at all, but the restaurant opened by his adoptive parents took the ethnic line for a while, and invited ethnic minorities to play reeds and perform songs and dances. One of the old men could use bamboo, rattan Reeds and reeds are used to make various handicrafts.At that time, he thought it was very convenient to carry vegetables in the basket. Not to mention it was easy to carry, it had a lot of space, and it would not crush the vegetables, so he learned it for a few days as soon as his brain got hot, but he didn't expect that it would come in handy now.

"This work is too delicate. I have webbed membranes between my fingers. I can't help you. I'll be responsible for transporting the mud when you're done." Rourou couldn't hold back when he saw the clear and sweet fresh water, and most of his body was soaked in the water with He Quan. While chatting, Jiujiu walked around, digging the soil with his claws for a while, and pecking a few bugs with his mouth for a while, having a great time.

"Have you quarreled with Mr. Dog?" The murloc knew that he shouldn't meddle in other people's private affairs, but he couldn't control his mouth, so he finally asked to clarify.

"I don't know." He was telling the truth, he really didn't know the cause and effect: "What did he say?"

"It is said that you are chaotic, always abandoning, liking the new and loathing the old, crossing rivers and demolishing bridges, forgetting righteousness for profit, blinded by greed, eating from bowls and looking at pots." Rourou opened his mouth and spat out a series of derogatory words, and finally said that although he didn't know what happened to you What kind of conflict is there to quarrel like that, but Uncle Dog saved your life, and he was thinking of you for being so good to you, even if he was angry, he didn't leave you in the wilderness, but told me to come and pick you up and keep you safe strip back.In the end, you failed him like a white-eyed wolf, and you didn't even know why he was angry!

Not only was he disgusted by Typhon, but he was also scolded by flesh and blood. He Quan's mouth twitched and his head was full of black lines when he heard the truth.What the hell did he do, he turned into a street rat and everyone shouted and beat him!

"I really don't know where I offended him. He was fine just now, but when I woke up, his face suddenly changed, and then he ran away crying." Carefully recalling what happened in the past half day, I couldn't find any clues.

"Run away crying?" This time it was the fleshy black line's turn, and he was like a ferocious dog uncle running with pears covering his face in the rain, and suddenly he felt like his stomach was overwhelmed: "Yes Didn't he unconsciously call someone else's name while sleeping? Uncle Dog likes you so much. He must be heartbroken when he hears that you are thinking about others in your dreams. Bite my arm and head several times, but now I start to sympathize with him. Unrequited love or something, the most pitiful."

"Who did you learn these idioms from?" People from another world are so eloquent and speak such fluent Chinese, is it really good?

"Grandma, he really likes to watch "Dream of Red Mansions". He always tells me about Brother Bao and Sister Lin, but I prefer "Journey to the West" and "Fengshen Romance". Interest, or the gods who call back and forth are interesting.

"I really want to meet your grandma." He felt more and more like a legend.

"Okay, I have a chance to welcome you to the mermaid tribe in the future. Although we live in the desert, the oasis has a large area, fresh water in all seasons, and delicious tropical fruits to eat. It's awesome." Speaking of In his hometown, Rourou regained his spirit and pulled up the necklace around his neck.In addition to the blue crystals that increase humidity, the chain also has a round metal charm.Carefully opened it, and inside was an old photo—a handsome young man in military uniform sitting on a high-back chair, with a seven or eight-year-old boy standing beside him.

A typical photo of the seventies and 80s, with a well-behaved pose.

"This is a photo taken by my grandma and mother before. They brought it from the world they lived in in the past. How about it, grandma was a beautiful woman when she was young. Although she is also very beautiful now, her hair is all white. Although I am also White hair, but murlocs all have light-colored hair, so it’s nothing unusual. But grandma is different from us murlocs. He comes from a world called Earth, where Chinese people should have black hair. Once the hair turns white It means aging and death. I don’t want my grandma to leave me, so I must catch the golden mermaid and make him young again.” Because it is a relic of my mother and there is a photo of my grandma, I cherish it very much. Close it carefully, and touch the shell several times with your hands.

It turns out that this is the grandma who talks about it every day, but this grandma is a real big man, and the child next to him is also a boy!

It turns out that grandma is grandfather and mother is father?

No, according to Rourou, the grandmother gave birth to the mother, and the mother gave birth to him.So Typhon is not joking when he said that men in this world can also give birth, but it is true?However, if the fleshy mother uses some special means to change her physique after arriving here, it makes sense that a man can give birth to a child, but how did the grandmother give birth to a son if she didn't travel here?

He Quan believes that Rourou is not lying, but there are many loopholes. Could it be that grandma has time-traveled once a long time ago?

No matter what, he wanted to meet this legendary figure more and more.

He was curious and asked a lot about murlocs and grandma.Rourou knows everything and has no intention of hiding anything, but he doesn't know much, especially about his grandmother's past.

During the conversation, the two panniers were finished, and then a few strands of spider silk were woven into flat straps to fix them. After trying it out, they were completely usable, and they looked quite decent.He Quan evenly divided the clay into two parts, but Rourou said that he was much stronger, so he rushed to carry most of it.On the way back, they made marks along the road so that they could recognize the way and dig the clay next time.

"Hmph, I know I'll come back." Before he reached the foot of the mountain, he saw a dog hiding behind a rock and waiting anxiously, but when he walked over, he pretended not to care at all and said stiffly: "Hurry up." Make food for Lao Tzu, I'm hungry!"

"Just do it, don't be angry, okay, it's all my fault." Although I don't know the reason, it is right to apologize first.

As the saying goes, you don't hit a smiling face with your hand, even Typhon can't continue to be self-willed.Sure enough, the dog wagged its tail a few times, its expression softened, but its mouth was still insistent: "It's your fault in the first place, it's all your fault, low creatures are the most annoying. If it wasn't for the You have a good attitude, I will definitely chop you up and throw you into the sea to feed the mermaid!"

"You are reluctant." Rourou complained beside him.

"Bite—death—you!" With one bite, the murloc screamed bloody blood, Jiujiu was so frightened by the bloody scene that he remembered the scene where his mother was attacked, and panicked, not knowing where he was going.He Quan had to go to persuade the fight, pulled away the noisy two, searched around to find the frightened baby bird, and comforted him for a long time.He didn't get exhausted after a day of physical work, taking care of dogs, birds and murlocs, he actually had the urge to die of exhaustion!