Survival Guide Killing People

"Hunting? Can you take me there?" He Quan was very excited, finally able to experience survival in the wild.But he also remembered that there are large animals in the forest that are difficult to deal with, and they must not be approached. He wondered if following them would cause more trouble.

"It's just setting traps to catch some herbivores, and I won't go deep into areas with aggressive beasts. Although I can catch mermaids, I'm afraid you won't be able to deal with that kind of creatures. You have to reserve some food, otherwise a month's time will be spent." It’s difficult during high tide.” The dog ordered more salt to be boiled for later use, then ran away for a while, and brought some plants as long as chopsticks that looked like pods.Peel it open, and inside are marble-sized black beans: "The coarse salt made by traditional methods has bad taste and impurities. You dissolve it in water, filter it and add this to continue cooking. It can remove the bitterness and absorb harmful substances to the human body." Substance. However, the beans are not edible. After cooking, pick them up and throw them away. Don’t be curious and try a few mouthfuls, or you will have a stomachache.”

I really think of him everywhere!

"What's the taste of mermaid meat?" He Quan felt that it would be bad if he didn't eat this or that, and caused a lot of trouble because of his various concerns, so he asked first to have a psychological construction.As a last resort, it is not impossible to try, because survival is the most important thing.

Faced with this problem, the dog licked its paws, half-closed its eyes and made a gesture of obsession: "How should I say, I don't eat the upper body, the face is too ugly and unappetizing. The fish tail is a bit like the meat of a lamb, fat and not fat. It is greasy and has no smell. The most important thing is that it is low-fat, low-cholesterol, low-calorie, rich in nutrients, easy to be absorbed and utilized by the body, and belongs to high-quality protein.”

It turns out that you don't eat your upper body, you thought you could lower your mouth!

He Quan complained silently, and suddenly remembered another creature that Rourou had mentioned, and asked, "Can mermaids eat it too?"

"Tang monk meat told you?" The dog thought for a while, changed several tangled expressions before saying: "It's edible, the taste is good, and it has the function of beautifying and beautifying the skin. I gnawed the tail once, and the beastman king invited it." Customer, after eating the skin immediately becomes better and smoother, the glossiness, tsk tsk. But I advise you to give up this idea early, let alone capture mermaids, ordinary people can't even enter their residences. And those guys are not so cruel They are inferior to mermaids, but their methods are much more elegant. They use magic attacks. They are not only masters of water and ice, but also live in cold waters covered by ice. They specialize in attacking fire. Get beaten up like an idiot."

Balabala gave it a pass, and at the end I was very emotional-it's a pity for such a great skin care product!

Ignore the dog's sissy behavior and only pay attention to the problem of breathing fire. It seems that he uses fire magic.Speaking of this, He Quan was curious: "Can ordinary humans also learn magic? If I can learn fireball, I won't bother you with anything in the future."

"Humans..." I didn't want to hit him, but the dog still told the truth: "It's okay to be particularly smart, perceptive and tenacious, but you can forget it. I guess you won't be able to get started if you learn too much."

Am I that stupid?

Sensing his disappointment, the dog rushed over and rubbed his head against his face: "It's not that you want to learn from Robinson Robinson, but now you want to play World of Warcraft, you can't."

"I just think that being able to breathe fire can solve a lot of troubles." Fire is an indispensable resource for humans, cooking, heating, lighting, and terrorizing beasts.He Quan is not very interested in magic, but he hopes that he can also light a fire without using tools, and even spit out a fireball or two, which can be regarded as a self-protection skill.

"Typhon brand portable lighter, high quality and low price, available at any time." The dog pointed to himself, indicating that he didn't need to learn any fire magic.

"Okay, listen to you, don't learn." As long as the two stay together, no matter what you do, the atmosphere will be good, and the previous unhappiness will disappear.He Quan took the opportunity to talk about the whereabouts of the murlocs and the young birds. The dog was a little surprised, probably because he didn't expect that he was really willing to choose between himself and other creatures, and suddenly twitched: "Damn, they didn't ask you to drive them away. , Don’t you like that broken bird the most, don’t you hate that broken Tang monk meat, don’t you want to eat, live, and love each other with them, hum!”

The dog was obviously very happy, but he turned his head arrogantly, gasping all the time in his nose.

"No one is as important as you." It's rare to say such nasty words, but they come out so naturally, without being pretentious at all.

"He Quan!" Typhon jumped up with a jerk, with an obviously moved expression, a thousand words were stuck in his throat, and intense emotions were about to burst out.He Quan smiled and waited for him to be emotional, but the dog's eyes wandered and he spit out: "Go and see the salt, it's about to burn dry!"

Damn, forgot there was something on the fire!

"Fortunately, it's okay, the taste is much better than before." Because of the addition of wonderful black beans, the newly made salt has completely lost the bitterness, and it still tastes sweet after careful tasting.He Quan spread out the crystals, rubbed them into bulk after dissipating heat, and there was a fragrance of plants in it: "The salt is also ready, now go hunting?"

"You think I'm a Super Saiyan." The dog was furious and rolled his eyes a few times: "Master, I went to fight some idiot just now, and I beat the idiot to the ground. Now I'm so tired that I'm going to sleep first."

After speaking, in order to prove his hard work and exhaustion, he fell to the ground and fell asleep in seconds.

I'll go, you go back to the cave and sleep again!

I have nothing to do with this dog that can fall asleep within three seconds anytime, anywhere, and I don’t dare to move him at will, I will be beaten and kicked violently, so I have to clean the pot, tidy up my things, and go back by myself first.After returning to the cave, he felt himself relax from the tense state, and his hanging heart gradually returned to calm.The dog came back safe and sound, and he was not injured or left behind, which is great.

As soon as you relax, you will feel sleepy!

Just now he insisted not to talk about his tiredness and worry, but now his emotions surged up all at once, and then quickly faded away, which made He Quan terribly upset.Lying on a bed made of leaves of broad-leaved plants, he restrained himself from thinking wildly and had nothing to worry about. He comforted himself and then slowly fell asleep.

He didn't have a watch, and he didn't know how long he had slept. Anyway, he woke up feeling comfortable, and the moon of Yang was already in the sky.

I don't know when the dog came back. Now it is lying on the side, curled up in a ball, breathing with a bulging belly, and only its tail and ears are shaking restlessly.Such a soft and cute thing, it makes people want to pounce on him, hug him and kiss him hard, and then rub the fluff on his stomach.

Why do you look so cute!

Typhon is really likable when he is not vicious or mean, and his human form is also eye-catching. It is simply a work of art.And he not only has the appearance, but also is knowledgeable and omnipotent.He Quan propped his chin, and the scene of a dog turning into a human by the sea emerged in his mind, and he couldn't take his eyes off that almost perfect body.He was tall and slender, with beautiful shoulder blades, and a perfect curve from his back to his hips...

He Quan swallowed, feeling hot and his heart was beating.For some unknown reason, he fell down again, hugged the dog and fell asleep again.

Thus, the two sleeping people formed such a scene——He Quan hugged Typhon, and Typhon not only leaned on his arm and hugged back with his paws, but also clamped each other with his legs and tail.When Rourou came to visit, seeing such an intimate scene, she blushed, and ran away with Jiujiu in her arms, for fear of disturbing other people's good affairs!

Later, one person and one dog woke up from starvation!

Although I have eaten fish soup and fruit, the Chinese habit is to eat the staple food, and I will not feel full without starch.He Quan rubbed his stomach and thought, what will happen in the future if he starts to miss rice after only a few days.The dog nodded beside him, and said that life without chili is too sad, and he really wants to eat Kung Pao Chicken Rice Bowl.

"You still eat spicy food!" It seems that his taste is really the same as that of humans.

"Eat, I like spicy chicken and Maoxuewang the most." Speaking of eating, the dog immediately became excited like chicken blood, and soon stopped, covering his face with his paws and sobbing: "It's a pity that we can't eat it here, woo woo."

"I think there may be peppers in this world. Although I don't know where they grow, the natural environment is similar to the earth, and the plants should be similar. You see, I picked a lot of oranges, which taste similar to the citrus on earth." He Quan Peeled two of them, and first fed the dogs stomachs: "In the future, if we find edible vegetables or food, we will collect the seeds and grow them ourselves. I like to make these when I am at home, and I have experience."

"Yes, yes, Robinson grows his own wheat to make bread. We can also farm the land and then eat the food and vegetables we grow. What a sense of accomplishment." Typhon nodded, chewing on the fruit: "When the time comes, we will have some fruit under our buttocks." Liang, don’t panic, you can live a happy life facing the sea and spring flowers blooming.”

"Sounds good." In his spare time, He Quan also read some online novels with his younger sister. Some farming articles describe a really good life, away from the hustle and bustle of the city, with green mountains and green waters, and a leisurely and contented life.

However, the dog's interest is entirely in eating, so he quickly turned the topic back to various delicacies.

He discussed exotic cuisine with He Quan, showed off the delicacies he had eaten, and told the stories behind those legendary dishes. There are countless types from ancient times to the present.It sounds like dogs have been there for thousands of years of human civilization.

"How long have you lived?" He Quan couldn't help asking on the way to the forest to hunt, but the dog didn't answer directly, but pretended to be coquettish: "I hate it, it's very impolite to ask someone's age, they are still as young as flowers and jade How can you tell your age casually, a big yellow-flowered dog."

The dog ran ahead, with its big fluffy tail raised high and its buttocks wagging. The amplitude and frequency were even more professional than a supermodel, which made someone have strange delusions.If he turns into a human and does such an action, it will probably make some people with special sexual orientations bleed. After all, even a straight man like him can't resist the temptation of the human Typhon...

"What are you looking at?" Feeling the hot gaze, the dog suddenly turned his head and stared fiercely at He Quan's crotch: "If you dare to lust for me, be careful, I will bite off the guy who works for you!"

...What a terrible threat, He Quan broke into a cold sweat, and felt something was wrong after a few seconds—even if Typhon really looked like a fairy, he was still a man, and most of the time he looked like a dog.A dog, a male dog, a male dog with a cheap mouth, a cruel personality and a violent personality!What the hell, as a human being, how could he have a crush on a dog!