[Zhongyingmei] Observation diary of male gods

But now these vampires are subverting his common sense, well, in fact, there is no common sense, it's just misleading from the movies he watched before.

It's certain that vampires don't like sunlight, but here, it seems that vampires have a strange physique. What the hell is it that they glow when exposed to the sun?

Shouldn't you be sunburned?This setting is simply unreasonable.

Think about the interview with the vampires I have seen before, are those vampires normal?

In any case, Hubert expressed his calmness in the face of the three malicious eyes of the vampires. He was already very old, and he would not react to being stared at by a pervert, let alone these vampires.

"Since you know our identities, let's stay." James stared at Hubert and Steve with the eyes of food, and said indifferently.

"What if I say no?" Hubert replied unhappily. Human beings are always at the top of the food chain, okay?

Otherwise, why the number of vampires is only a little bit, while humans occupy the whole earth.

"As food, one must have the awareness of food." James had never seen unarmed humans dare to be so arrogant. Under normal circumstances, as long as he showed his fangs, those humans would already be scared to pee.

Hubert suddenly remembered that the novels he had read before said that vampires could turn into bats, and he didn't know if his brain had twitched, so he blurted out and asked, "Will you turn into a bat?"

"What?" The vampires present were dumbfounded, it must have jumped too fast.

"No?" Hubert could see from the expressions of many vampires that the matter of turning into a bat is indeed a bit unscientific, so he said with contempt, "It seems that you are not very good."

Fortunately, he thought that vampires were really omnipotent before, but in fact they were better than ordinary humans, but the vampires here lacked many of the characteristics of vampires known in the past.

Are vampires without weaknesses still called vampires?

Fortunately, he still has a secret weapon with him, otherwise he would be really bare-handed.

"Boy, do you know who you're yelling at?" James said, staring at a certain food with an unfriendly expression.

"I have a good memory, so I'm a vampire." Hubert was very disappointed with vampires. Vampires that glow in the sun are not good vampires!Did you drink fluorescent agent while sucking blood?

"Oh, the tone is not small." The golden-haired female vampire narrowed her eyes and said to Hubert with a sneer.

"James, don't forget, this is our family's place, and you are not allowed to mess around." A moderate vampire warned James, "I think you'd better get out of here."

Don't blame him for not knowing what it's called, who told him that he didn't even remember the name of the main character when watching a movie, let alone a supporting role.

James took a deep breath suddenly, fascinated by the smell blown by a gust of wind, he was very excited, stared at the place where the smell came from, and licked his lips and said, "You guys even hid a little snack?"

"James!" The moderates were only really angry now, James' behavior offended them.

"Well, it looks like there are a lot of delicious food today, so I'll just go for something with a lot of meat." James looked at the vampire and then at Hubert. It was really difficult to make a choice, but in the end he chose Huber On Te's side, you must know that these are two people, and they don't smell bad. He looked at the moderates with a sneer and said, "Aren't they in your protection?"

"James, I can't let you kill people on my territory." The moderate frowned, but he didn't intend to give in.

James was not afraid of the other party at all, "It depends on everyone's ability, you don't think you can do anything to me with these little trash?"

"Edward, take her away first." The moderate had no choice but to push his son beside him and said.

"Let's go." Edward immediately pulled a girl away, quickly stuffed her into the car, got into the car by himself, and drove away quickly, as if there was a tiger chasing them behind the car.

In fact, if it was a tiger, maybe they would not be afraid.

"I'm really anxious. I've said it all. I won't do anything to XiaoDianXian." James said with a heartbroken expression.

"Hehe, I can't trust you." The moderate said with a twitching corner of his mouth.

"Steve, you have two and I have one?" Hubert felt that it was too much for Steve to deal with it all, and he could still help, although he wanted to be a cheerleader, but the dignity of a man would not allow it He's so embarrassing, especially with a few vampires standing around him.

"Well, yes." Steve looked at those vampires, he really had never dealt with vampires, today was the first time, and it felt quite fresh.

"Yo? It's a big tone." James' face almost caught up with the bottom of the pot. They have been vampires for so long, when have they been provoked like this.

"Whether the tone is loud or not, you have to try it to know." Hubert smiled slightly, looking like a young man. Unfortunately, the rain damaged his image. It is true that he is genetically modified, but he can still feel the temperature change Yes, when the clothes are wet, it is very uncomfortable to stick to the skin.

"Roar!" The three vampires roared at the same time.

"What are you talking about, do you think you are a werewolf?" Hubert rolled his eyes. The reason why he doesn't like European and American monsters is because of this, because they have no sense of beauty.

"Be careful." Steve held up his shield and told Hubert.

"Don't worry, I will return if there is danger." Hubert took out his camera, which is called professional quality, "Then, come and laugh, eggplant."

"..." A group of vampires...

"Is this human being crazy?" The moderates were also speechless. Is this really human?

"Maybe this kind of thunderstorm weather has broken his brain..."

Hey, is it really okay to say that in front of other people?He wasn't deaf enough to hear it so loudly.

"Humans, just cook food obediently." James smiled evilly, and then rushed towards Hubert at a wind-like speed.

"Then die!" Hubert threw out his soft sword, which he has not used since he got it.

"What's that?" The two vampires assigned to Steve saw the flash of silver light, and they couldn't help being a little stunned when they realized that James couldn't get any benefit from this human being.

"Both of you, please concentrate." After finishing speaking, Steve swung out the shield in his hand, and directly smashed a vampire into the air. With a sound of "Bang!", the guy who was hit fell far away on the grass I can't get up for a long time.

"It's impossible..." James was in a bad mood, and the food that he was sure to eat, went berserk and resisted, and even poked a few holes in him viciously.

"Please concentrate on the battle time, I have to rush to take a hot bath." Hubert said impatiently.

"I was injured?" James couldn't accept this fact for a long time. His injury was minor. The question is, what's the matter with the wound not healing!

"It's normal. Do you know what it is? It's made of mithril, and there is a potion made by my old sister on it. I haven't used the effect yet. You are the first test product." Hubert said Well, if the wound would heal, his elder sister wouldn't have to work in the pharmaceutical industry.

"Run!!!" James ran away like a gust of wind without even thinking about it.

"Hey? Just run away like this? It's too boring, what about the three hundred rounds we agreed to fight?" Now it was Hubert's turn to be dumbfounded. He had never seen such a vampire with no integrity, so he just ran away .

"You..." The moderates were almost speechless by the ferocious force of the two men, thanks to Cain, fortunately they are vegetarians.

"Then what, can you point me in the direction to the town?" Hubert knew that they had no malicious intentions, so he asked indifferently.

The moderate didn't expect Hubert to ask this question, so he nodded and replied, "Well, of course, it's a pity that our car was driven away by Edward, otherwise we can give you a ride."

"No, we can run very fast." Hubert wiped his face, and he was also drunk when he came here to take a shower.

"It just so happens that we are going back too, so let's go together." The moderates immediately decided that it is better to establish a good relationship. On the way down the mountain, the moderates dawdled for a long time before asking, "I want to ask, what did you deal with before?" James' weapon..."

"You mean this?" Hubert didn't feel offended. This is not ancient times, and people can't let others touch their weapons. Of course, vampires can't touch his weapons either.

"Yes, this can hurt James. He is a relatively well-known vampire with great strength." The moderates didn't really reach out to touch it.

"This is the mithril that the wizard gave me. It is effective against any dark creatures." Hubert said happily. Mithril is actually stronger than steel, but because it is very light, it is easy to use.

And his soft sword is not as simple as it appears on the surface. It is made of an exquisite mechanism, which can be used as a belt when it is not in use.

"Wizard?" The moderate felt more and more confused.

"That's right, British wizards, they are more orthodox." Hubert is not lying, he got the mithril from Potter, but the refining method is done by other people.

"I see. I haven't introduced myself yet. I'm Karen, Carlisle Karen. These are my wife and children." Carlisle introduced himself friendly. "By the way, although we are vampires, we are vegetarian vampires and have no malice towards humans."

"You can see it." Hubert nodded, even if he hadn't seen the movie, he could still tell the difference.

"See it?" Carlisle asked, blinking his eyes.

"Of course, for example, the degree of bloodiness. If you have human blood on your hands, I will definitely be able to see it." Hubert briefly explained that since the genetic modification, his sensitivity to this aspect has been straight line rise.

He doesn't need the system to remind him, he can tell the abnormality, which can be regarded as an improvement.