[Zhongyingmei] Observation diary of male gods

Guns or something, it’s fine against a human being, but against a Destroyer with a magical halo, please don’t make trouble, save some bullets.

Even with Steve and Bucky on board, it would be impossible to deal with the Destroyer, the gods fight, and the brats join in the fun.

Just at the critical moment!

Something flew from the sky, and Hubert almost recited his classic lines after seeing it. There are always things messing in, which is really annoying.

Anyway, Thor didn't hang up, and his dear Hammer came back to look for him, which is really gratifying.

When the giant was defeated, Loki suddenly descended from the sky. He gave his brother a big roll of his eyes and said, "Bastard! Why are you so slow!"

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean it." Thor scratched his head and said, and the scars all over his body recovered from the divine power disappeared.

"Fool!"

This style of painting...is a bit wrong...

"What's going on here?" Hubert asked with difficulty.

"Loki helped me restore my divine power, but unfortunately my understanding is too poor." Thor did not mean to look down on mortals, and simply explained.

Others present found that a companion was missing, "Where's Xiaoji?"

What's the name of Xiaoji, is it really good?

"It's me." Loki admitted frankly, since his brother has recovered anyway, there is nothing he can't say.

"Xiao Ji actually changed into a strange outfit, his taste is really unique..." Everyone commented on Luo Ji's outrageous outfit.

Hubert's whole body is as messy as the wind. What about the promised girlfriend who moved Thor, and then turned into a cruel villain?

By the way, where did your girlfriend go?

A villain and a boyfriend, is such an identity really good?

No, why did he think it was her boyfriend?Isn't Loki Thor's brother?I have a half-money relationship with my boyfriend.

Damn!As long as the eyes are not blind, look at the eyes of the two, it can't be the younger brother, okay?

"You..." Steve said to the two bastards who wanted to destroy the peace of the United States on behalf of the righteous side.

"Huh?" Loki and Thor turned their heads and looked at Steve and the others innocently.

"The loss of the town must be compensated, regardless of whether you are aliens or gods." Steve announced solemnly.

"Uh, compensation?" Thor looked at the severely damaged scenes around him, how much gold coins would it cost!

He was also drunk seeing the male god pursuing compensation with Thor, and he knew that he shouldn't have any good expectations for this world.

As for Loki and Thor, they were detained like this and want to go home?Don't joke, how can I go back without teleportation.

Are you not gods?Couldn't a wave of your hand restore the town?

"Don't be ridiculous, I am Thor and I don't care about architecture." Thor said that the imagination of mortals is terrible!

"Don't look at me, I'm an evil god, you should know it's literal meaning." Loki smiled coldly, and the people present couldn't help shaking.

"Take the money and ask your parents to redeem it!" Steve slapped the case and said, sure enough, no matter if it's a human child or a god's child, they are all so annoying!

"It's over, Dad will definitely beat me to death..." Thor only felt that he would cry if he said too much, so he was kicked down by his dad, and if he got into trouble again, he would be permanently exiled by his dad, right?

"Worrying about Dad, it's better to worry about Mom... Mom is really cruel..." Loki couldn't maintain his cold expression at the moment, he said in horror, and then stared at Thor, "It's all your fault! "

"Yes, yes, it's my fault. Be good Loki. I will ask someone to send gold, and I will never disturb my parents." Thor said, no matter what, he couldn't let his brother suffer from the disaster.

"You still have gold?" Loki said with a sideways glance at Thor.

But why is the wife's sense of sight swollen when she catches her husband stealing private money?It must have been the wrong way for him to get up, Hubert felt.

"Cough, a little, just a little, the compensation is still enough." Thor's back stiffened, and he said with an apologetic smile.

"I wish I had said that I would compensate you, come here, and get some coffee." Steve said in a good mood after completing the task.

"Give me back the weapon, you stupid mortal." Why would Loki care about that little coffee? It's mainly his weapon, and he doesn't know what methods these humans used to control him for a short time. The scepter that killed him was taken away. Without the scepter, his power cannot be exerted.

"That won't work. I can return it to you only after I continue to compensate for the losses." Steve ignored Loki, hehe, is it amazing to be able to control a giant?It's up to you if you don't have a weapon.

"Why didn't his hammer be taken away?" Loki accused angrily.

"Because we can't carry it." Steve said without any sense of guilt, who let this be true, Thor's hammer can be used by no one except himself.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. who understand this, only fools will go up and disarm, especially the hammer will fly to find the owner, hehe, paying is also for nothing.

"..." Loki is not good at all, he doesn't want to bully God like this!

No matter what, Thor found his men to pay the compensation, so that they could leave the earth and go back to their hometown. For now, I believe they will never want to come to the earth to play again.

"It's solved like this?" Hubert felt incredible. He also accepted Loki's photo, and of course all of Loki's information.

"Otherwise what else?" Steve felt that it would be better for the earth to have fewer such people, otherwise the earth would be ruined soon.

"It's really boring. I expected some explosive news." Hubert said boringly.

"Isn't that giant enough to explode?" Steve still has a certain understanding of Hubert's work. They have cleared all the reporters before, and only Hubert can get the exclusive news. .

"Well, it's enough to deal with White." Hubert was right when he thought about it. Although this is a little fantasy, the people of New York who are used to heroes all over the world should still pay the bill.

"Your editor is so poor..." Steve mourned for an editor.

"With a reporter as dedicated as me, he should wake up with a smile in his dreams." Hubert rolled his eyes unceremoniously, it was a slander, okay, he is such a good reporter.

After sending the news, Hubert boarded the plane with Steve and Bucky, first went back to Las Vegas, picked up Willie, and then returned to Washington. As for Bucky, of course it was the last stop Back to New York.

To this end, Hubert also received a call from Tony, accusing him of not letting Bucky go home early.

It's sticky, and it's so affectionate, don't you know it!

Back home in Washington with the light bulb Willie, Hubert had to confess to Steve, "Mom doesn't agree that I live with you..."

"Why?" Now it was Steve's turn to be dumbfounded, he had just received such bad news when he got home.

Why else, isn't it because of his conspiracy against the male god, who makes the male god too attractive.

"She bought me a house elsewhere." Hubert also got the notice not long ago. Who knew that his mother was so efficient, she found a place so quickly, and bought it directly.

"Are you going to move away?" Steve asked very reluctantly. He was used to Hubert being by his side, and suddenly he wanted to move away, and his chest suddenly felt oppressed.

"Yes, I have to move..." Hubert also had tears in his eyes. He hadn't even caught up with the male god, and he used to be neighbors with the male god. Now, what about the promise of being close to the water?

"This is really not good news." Steve shook his head and said.

"Fortunately, it's not too far away, so come and have a meal when you have time." Hubert could only comfort the male god.

To be honest, if we talk about distance, it’s really not that far away. It’s only a 15-minute drive away. It’s just the community, maybe the environment is better. For this, Hubert feels that his mother still loves him very much.

Speaking of which, his mother is really not stingy, and I don’t know how much they earn from archaeology. Anyway, after Hubert saw the house in a high-end residential area that his mother bought, he touched his nose, and only a few large characters appeared in his head. , Mom is a local tyrant!

The three-story well-lit villa houses need not be said about the interior decoration. They must be high-quality goods. There is a swimming pool at the back, and there are many lawn gardens. In fact, the best thing here is the security of the community. The security system can be described as excellent. Best of all neighborhoods.

Willie no longer has to worry about not having his own room to sleep in the attic. Now there are many rooms, and there is a room dedicated to servants on the first floor.

My mother really spent a lot of money...

Hubert had to sigh with emotion that he really didn't know what to say about his mother's love for him.

It's just that after Hubert had a neighbor come to his door, he became ill all over. Mom, aren't you cheating on your son?

Why do you say that, mainly because of his dedicated system voice, let him know that there is really a certain species in this world.

[The fourth generation of vampire Laiying visits. 】The system cheerfully reported that this is a magical creature!

Did I hear wrong just now?Are vampires visiting?Hubert raised his eyebrows, and said to the weird words, he won't move to some strange place again, right?