[Zhongyingmei] Observation diary of male gods

"Participating in the party?" Hubert answered White's call wearing Bluetooth, and couldn't help asking when he heard the other party's words. He hadn't forgotten to type on the keyboard, and work was still necessary.

"That's right, as a person with head and face, how can you not participate." White's voice came from the earphones.

"What does it have to do with me? Boring, don't go." Hubert curled his lips and refused directly. He hated the kind of fancy-dressed people to join in the fun together. Everyone seemed to be wearing a mask. He would rather go For those perverts.

At least you can get some news in exchange for some bonuses, and it's useless to shoot those people who are flamboyant.

On the phone, White's voice became high, and he was indisputable, "What does it have to do with you! Do you know how many big shots and news there are!"

"Brother-in-law, you have already transferred me to Washington, is it really okay to let me go back to New York?" Hubert was very speechless, always asking him to go out to do something, isn't there Clark in New York, although he is mostly dressed in dirt point.

The main reason is that the male god has recently gone on a mission, so he is not happy...

"Is there anything good? If I don't have to send someone to the town, do you think I will send you there." White's voice, which was about to die of anger, continued to come from the headset, "I ask for leave every three days, and I still have the face to say it!"

"I have submitted a press release." Hubert replied innocently, he is just a reporter, brother.

To be honest, Hubert really doesn't have much ambition. After all, he died inexplicably for those years in his previous life, and he was reborn. He cherishes his current life very much.

Because of the expectations of his family, he has learned various skills, and now it has become a stunt that he uses to deal with the gadgets attracted by his troublesome physique.

"Hmph! Anyway, you come here tomorrow. I've already booked your plane ticket, and your sister bought you a new dress." White said with a few words.

"Is it really okay to force the lottery like this?" Hubert was also angry, thinking that he was a bully!

"Stop talking nonsense, people who won't see you tomorrow, you don't even want to see the year-end award." White immediately used his trump card.

"..." It's really annoying to be unable to refute, almost forgetting that someone is the boss who pays his salary.

Hubert finally agreed to the year-end bonus. It was really his own brother-in-law who knew his weakness.

But it's not bad for someone to pay for the air ticket. Anyway, the male god is not at home recently, so it's a public trip.

Early the next morning, Hubert took his passport and wallet and set off without any luggage.

The plane from Washington to New York only takes an hour, and I think I can have an afternoon tea when I get home, but I don’t know how the old lady’s dress is prepared, and I always have an inexplicable bad feeling.

The servant lady came to open the door for Hubert, and when she saw Hubert, she smiled and said to him. "Sir, madam is waiting for you in the fitting room."

"Oh, okay, I'll just go up by myself." Hubert nodded, this is no different from his own home, he actually has the key, at least in the next door.

The auntie servant turned and went to work, and Hubert went upstairs by himself. The building here is almost exactly the same as his house, except that his house is a little less popular.

It should be said that the elder sister is worthy of being a woman, and she is never relentless when buying things. The fitting room is about the same size as the main room, and it is full of clothes for the couple. Of course, the proportion of his elder sister's clothes is larger. up.

In addition, where he lives, the fitting room is also strangely large, but the clothes inside are all prepared for him by the old lady.

It's all love...

At least White was envious of this, and Hubert just wanted to hehe the blood on the other side's face. He couldn't understand his helplessness if he hadn't experienced it himself.

You can't just see what's on the surface, you have to dig deeper. When he was born, the old sister had already grown up, and she was like a half-mother to him, and he... was the two most important two in his life. In the hands of a woman - a toy...

That's right!

It's a toy!

And it's a humanoid doll, fully satisfying the evil and ulterior ambitions of the two terrible women.

Before he was six years old, he agreed to human rights for the dolls that these two bastard women played with in changing games!

Every time he resisted, two women would ruthlessly suppress him...

It was scary to think about it. Later, my mother went to pursue her dreams. As for the old sister, she was busy with work, got married and started a business, and gave birth to his cute little nephew, so no one came to him.

Hubert was really kind to this little nephew, who made the baby suffer for him? Women always have boundless enthusiasm for dressing up children.

So when Hubert approached the fitting room, he was in a bad mood. The old lady shouldn't do anything to him, right...

"My lord?" Hubert pushed the door open and called inside.

"Come in." Via's voice came from the fitting room.

"..." After Hubert entered the fitting room, his whole body was in a bad mood. He said in pain, "Sister, did you move the whole clothing store back!"

"Huh? What did you call me just now? I didn't hear clearly, please say it again, huh?" Via glanced at Hubert and said with a malicious smile.

"No, I didn't say anything, my lord." Hubert immediately replied with a sense of current affairs.

"Come here soon."

"If you want to be so exaggerated, just pick a suit at random." Facing the overwhelming rhythm of clothes and accessories, Hubert said with a wry smile.

"This is a high-end banquet. Are you sure you want to wear last year's or the year before last's style to embarrass yourself?" Via said to Hubert with a blank look.

Is there any difference?

Hubert didn't notice any difference in the suits from last year or the year before, and his figure was very standard, everything he wore fit him well, and he didn't have a belly at all.

In the end, I was ruthlessly suppressed by the old lady, trying on clothes one after another in pain. The most unacceptable thing is, do you think wearing a shirt and a suit is enough?

Mortals with fish lips, if you think so, you are wrong! ! !

When you put on a shirt, you have to wear all the decorations on your upper body, and if you are not satisfied, you can change them all, leaving nothing behind...

He regretted it, he shouldn't have come here so early, if he had known earlier, he should have said that the flight was delayed, stepped on the point, put on a suit and left.

It's not like at this moment, he is a majestic martial arts practitioner, he is so tired that he is about to lie down, and his old sister is still excitedly holding her clothes and gesticulating on him.

Women are really scary...

It was almost evening, and Via said to Hubert, "I think the first one looks the best, so I'll wear that one tonight."

"..." Hubert's face turned blue, and he fell!Say the first thing earlier, why torture him all afternoon! ! !

He is really aggrieved at this moment, wanting to explode but dare not, is there anyone worse than him!

"What? Do you have any opinions?" Via stepped on her high heels that broke through the sky, looking down at a certain stupid younger brother.

"No..." Seeing the old lady's queenly appearance, Hubert immediately lost his temper. He was not a strong person in the first place.

"Hurry up and change clothes, and Perry will pick us up later." Satisfied with her younger brother's performance, Via walked towards the door of the fitting room on high heels.

"Okay..." Hubert dragged his feet weakly, and went to change back into the first suit, crying. My sister is such a disgusting creature!none of them! !

"What did you say?" Via turned her head, turned around, and asked with narrowed eyes.

"No, I didn't say anything." Hubert quickly shook his head, indicating that he was seriously changing his clothes.

"Get ready, don't embarrass me tonight." Wei Ya tilted her head in doubt, and finally felt that she must have heard wrong.

Wiping off his cold sweat, he almost forgot that his old sister had a terrible flash of inspiration every now and then.

As a direct priestess, Via has super inspiration, but she has not received formal teaching, and mostly relies on inheritance and self-study, so sometimes she is not very bright.

It didn't take long for White to arrive in his luxury car. Hubert waited on his elder sister to get into the car attentively, watching White's eye-catching eyes, which was originally White's job.

Hubert looked back with contempt, you wife slave!

It was already dark at this time, and Hubert was hungry and tired. It was a pity that he had to fly for more than an hour to arrive at the old sister's house, but he was still subjected to such horrific abuse, and now he had to pretend to be himself, to participate in that shit banquet.

After all, both his elder sister and brother-in-law are well-known figures, let alone White is the editor-in-chief of the daily, it is his elder sister, not only a double doctor, but also the boss of a company, the company mainly deals with women's business, cosmetics and skin care products, There will never be a shortage of markets.

Especially after the cooperation between my sister and Snape, the sales of their products are very good, so Snape can be considered a rich man now.

When Hubert and the others arrived at their destination, they saw the splendor of stars, and many reporters were jubilantly taking pictures. Hubert was thankful again that he didn't run the entertainment page, otherwise he wouldn't be attending a party like he is now up.

"Mr. White, Mrs. White, it's really time for you to come." A certain bald man with a beard saw White and Via walking over with a smile, and reached out to shake White.

"Mr. Stan, why are you here to host?" White asked suspiciously, after all, the name of the host this time is Stark.

"You also know that Tony has just gone through a lot of things, and he hasn't recovered for the time being, and he's relatively withdrawn..." The big bald head gave everyone an expression that you understand.

Hubert really wanted to complain, that philandering carrot is withdrawn?I just invited him to a good meal not long ago. Although I was almost scared to pee by Clark's good appetite, his ability to withstand stress is really poor.

Now I'm really looking forward to Tony's appearance, slapping this guy in the face, this is in line with the protagonist image of a big carrot.

It is said that Cao Cao was really Cao Cao, and when he saw the bald man talking nonsense, an arrogant sports car roared towards him, and after it stopped steadily, a person came out of the car, it was Tony. Poor Stark.

Hubert backed away when he saw this, he didn't want to be photographed by reporters, after all, he is not a celebrity, he should be low-key, low-key...

Sure enough, the bald man with a big beard was almost furious when he was slapped in the face by someone. Hubert enjoyed this good show and entered the scene happily, and the hunger was worth it.

Cheating, what about the good food!

What Hubert saw was not good except for alcohol or alcohol. Is drinking on an empty stomach the rhythm of looking for abuse?

"You boy..." Tony had seen Hubert a long time ago. After all, Hubert's handsome face was still very conspicuous among a group of old men. He was even more handsome with the handmade custom-made suit. It sparkled.

"Yo, hello big boss, goodbye big boss." Hubert greeted lazily and turned to leave.

"Come back to me, what are you doing here?" Tony gritted his back molars and grabbed someone, what an attitude!Is it disgusting?Absolutely disgusting!

"Come here for dinner, do you believe it?" Hubert expressed helplessness, what a mess the venue was full of wine!

"Dinner? Hehe, you didn't bring your idiot friend with you this time?" Tony pretended to be looking for someone.

"Clark is not an idiot, he is an idiot, how can you underestimate his appetite!" Hubert immediately helped his friend complain, what an idiot, how can you accurately describe what Clark eats!

"..." Tony gave someone a look that you really are friends.

"Mr. Stark." A familiar man appeared, and his target was Tony.

"Huh? Agent Coulson?" Tony naturally recognized the person coming, and nodded immediately.

Behind Coulson is a man who cannot be ignored, a male god!

Hubert recognized it at a glance, and exclaimed happily, "Steve."

Tony on the side almost thought he had seen hell, when did this guy have such a good attitude, it was still towards a muscular man.

Steve was on a mission. Naturally, he didn't expect to meet Hubert, and asked in surprise, "Hugh, are you here?"

"I came with my sister, she represented the company." Hubert explained a little, "What about you?"

"Mission." Steve said succinctly. As a good soldier with professional ethics, he would not disclose the content of the mission to anyone.

"Oh, I know it's a secret, right?" Hubert nodded understandingly, anyway, he didn't really want to inquire about anything.

"Yes." Steve nodded, and Coulson on the side breathed a sigh of relief, and continued to lobby Tony.

"I think you will have news soon." Tony said with a bad face.

"The boss wants to give me news?" Hubert's eyes lit up, of course, not for someone, but for the lovely bonus.

"Some little bugs almost think they can stand up." Tony said boredly. This young man who has not yet passed the second stage of middle school actually has a sense of justice.

Hubert was overjoyed, this is a signal to deal with some people.

It sounds very interesting, big companies are such troubles, there are always some clowns who will appear.

Especially by the protagonist's side, bah, he's not those people, but it's good to be able to generate income for him, Hubert said that Tony is really a good buddy, he will remember him when there is good news, and he can make business with his brother-in-law again. In vain.