[Zhongyingmei] Observation diary of male gods

Hubert couldn't have imagined that Tony's son had been in the incubator for less than a month, and he saw a person who terrified him, no, it was God, Loki.

This guy appeared in the community, wouldn't he want to settle accounts with him?

It turned out later that he was completely overwhelmed. Pregnancy turned out to be a silly three-year rhythm. In the end, he was very proud to say that he had raised the evil god Loki. It wasn't that he didn't want to find Thor.

Maybe Thor is looking for Loki all over the universe, while a certain god is lying leisurely on the sofa at his house, eating his snacks and watching operas.

The projector he bought, the wall-mounted curtain, and the ultra-luxury loudspeaker are not for watching operas for you...

Damn it, when he gets in touch with Thor, he will make the other party pay a large amount of babysitting fees!

Are aliens and gods so good at eating?

One person can eat their family's three-day supply in one meal. Don't underestimate the three-day supply. That's the three-day supply of himself, the male god, and his little assistant. Ordinary people can eat for a week, right? .

But Loki ate it up after only one meal...

Who can afford such a rice bucket!

The most exaggerated thing is that this guy can't do anything but eat, so what's the use of supporting you!

Hubert didn't dare to protest, and it would be even more troublesome to let Loki run away later, but he didn't know when the male god would be able to help contact Thor.

Obviously Loki is not afraid of Hubert going to inform. Although Hubert doesn't know where this guy's self-confidence comes from, think about it. Loki is good at using his brain. of.

Hubert was also lazy to fight wits with the other party, that's what superheroes should do, and he is now a nanny.

Because after the Lisa incident last time, his elder sister still knew about it, so now he can work at home for a period of time. As a shareholder of the newspaper, he will not starve to death even if he does not work.

But as a man, how can he bear to live a life of eating and dying when he is only 23 years old.

It is impossible for him to be timid at home because of a little danger. Even if he is willing to be an otaku, he is not willing to be a shrinking turtle.

Lisa or other perverts, come on, wait for you!

The current him, even if Hannibal appears, he is not afraid.

The reason why Hannibal is scary is that his own force value is not low, and he is good at hypnosis, etc. Now, although his force value is not as good as his male god, he is already several blocks away from ordinary people.

As long as the metamorphosis that emerges is not at the level of Doctor Doom, there is no need to worry at all.

His current task is probably to feed a pet named Rocky, and to go and see Dachao's children if he has nothing to do. Of course, Tony next door is indispensable. He is actually a nanny, right?

The matter between Dachao and Tony can only be settled after the child leaves the incubator, otherwise he will still run away, because he is his good friend, he does not find it troublesome at all.

"I said, do you two have to be so sticky?" Loki said with disgust, as if I didn't like how Steve and Hubert kissed me.

Of course, Hubert didn't expect Loki to be pleasing to them. After all, this god who is always picky is pregnant.

Generally speaking, people who are pregnant will have greater mood swings.

Especially Loki, he heard that after Loki was given the birth potion provided by Thor, they were locked together in the room for ten days and ten nights. It was completely unimaginable for people to imagine that scene.

In the end, Rocky is now pregnant, and he may be regarded by Rocky as one of the culprits, yes, it is one of them, and it was mainly mentioned by that boy Tony.

Otherwise, the stupid Thor wouldn't have thought of this trick, and the two of them would probably be exhausted forever.

It's just that this move was too aggressive, causing Rocky to rebound emotionally and run away with the ball. It's really...

"Where is it sticky? Didn't I ask for a good morning kiss?" Hubert said with a puzzled face. Between couples, some kisses are normal, right?

What's more, they have even done the last step, what else can they do?

"It's still not slimy?" Loki said, he has never seen a slimier existence than them. In Asgard, his parents, no, they were not his parents at all, and they were not so affectionate anyway.

The others are basically hookups, especially the hero is more popular, just like his brother, he feels depressed when he thinks about it.

"Not at all, this is a symbol of my good relationship with Steve." Hubert felt that this guy was completely envious, jealous, and remembered that he woke up lying on top of Steve every morning, and couldn't help but want to steal it. Have fun.

"Show affection, let's break up quickly!" Loki said viciously, and used his newly learned Internet slang by the way.

"You've been watching a lot of TV recently, and you know how to do this." Hubert twitched the corner of his mouth, not knowing what expression to make. The original Loki would never surf the Internet boringly, but Pregnant him doing nothing, playing pranks?I'm sorry, it was just for the attention of my parents before, but now that I know it's not my parents, I don't care.

If it wasn't for that breath, he wouldn't have ended up like this. To give birth to his brother, he never thought about it before, okay?

"Stupid human beings, this is a trivial matter at all." Loki's brain can learn everything quickly, which he should always be proud of, and by the way despise his brother Thor's head is full of muscles.

"Boring pregnant woman, keep watching your TV." Hubert lazily argued with him, seeing a god who could surf the Internet was also full of joy.

"Where are you going?" Loki was lying on the sofa, and seeing Hubert putting on his coat, he couldn't help but raised his eyebrows and asked.

"Buying vegetables! If you don't go to replenish the goods, you will be hungry at noon and night." Hubert couldn't help but twitch his mouth when he thought of his empty refrigerator. Is it necessary for him to order directly from the supermarket?

Feeding Loki's food every day and relying on him to go to the supermarket to buy it is really not enough.

"I'll go too." Loki lisuo got up, and actually said that he was six months pregnant, but he didn't have the stomach that should have been in those six months, and he couldn't tell if he was pregnant.

"It's fine, it's not good for you to stay in the house all the time." Hubert thought about it, it's boring to be bored in the house all the time, but he still didn't forget to warn, "But don't cause me any trouble .”

He has not forgotten that certain person's deceitful attributes, who is known as the god who loves pranks the most...

He must have been a bear child when he was a child!Which kind of special bear!

"Stupid human beings, I'm a god, how can I cause trouble." Loki didn't hide his contemptuous eyes, how dare he despise the god!

"Hehe, do you think I will forget, are you the evil god who likes to play tricks the most?" Hubert said with a look on his face.

"Stupid human..." Loki was grinding his teeth, if it wasn't for the lack of divine power now, and the inexplicable immunity of this human being to his magic, otherwise he would have taught him a lesson.

"Besides, I'm stupid, so you're the one to drive." Hubert said with a rogue face, anyway, Loki doesn't know how to drive at all, and I beg you to be so arrogant, no wonder you always get beaten up.

"I'm pregnant." Loki said with dead fish eyes.

"So what, it's not mine." The corners of Hubert's eyes twitched. This Loki, since she was pregnant, has become incredibly thick-skinned.

"I'm pregnant." Loki continued to stare blankly.

You kid is a repeater!Hubert roared inwardly, but he still opened the door and let Rocky go left to the passenger seat. This was a van. Hubert asked Steve to get a van just because there was a sudden big eater in the family.

It also has a little refrigeration function, mainly for the easy melting of meat.

This kind of car is just right. He even converted his own basement into a cold storage. If the refrigerator is only for three people, it will be about the same. If it is full, he will need to go shopping once every four or five days.

With the existence of Rocky, who has such a large demand for food, there is not enough food for two meals in the refrigerator.

One person and one mind came to the nearest supermarket. The supermarkets in the United States are so troublesome. Unlike Datianchao, which is not far away, it is really inconvenient and annoying to have to drive.

But it's not bad to chat with Loki and go to the supermarket together. As long as this guy doesn't deliberately irritate people, he can still talk well.

One person and one god each pushed a shopping cart, throwing food into the cart happily. Basically, everything Rocky saw was fresh, and he just swept the goods without looking at the price at all.

Feelings are not his money...

Strictly speaking, it was indeed not Rocky's money. Luckily, Hubert took several cards with him when he went out. If it was cash, he would have to pack it in a big bag.

Looking at it this way, Loki is really a bit of a woman's shopping madness. Although this guy is crazy about food, Hubert thinks the two are similar.

According to Loki's current situation, Hubert has reason to believe that Loki eats so much, it should be an instinct formed by the child in his belly needing enough nutrients.

However, if a god is pregnant, can it also extract nutrients from human food?

Fortunately, he is not some abnormal scientist, otherwise this Rocky would be in trouble.