[Zhongyingmei] Observation diary of male gods

There is a carriage, and there are horses to pull the carriage. As for the driver, Tony himself will be on top, and the attendant is Bruce.

"Haha, I've never seen such a short attendant." Hubert mocked a certain Batman unceremoniously.

"roll!"

It's cruel enough to say that Cinderella's family lives in the forest, and it doesn't even take an hour to get to the palace. How small is your place?

When Steve was walking on the road in a tutu skirt, basically everyone was staring at him. Of course, they might also be looking at Hubert, a beautiful woman with a little mouse squatting on her shoulder. It looks weird no matter what .

But no one cares, Hubert just wants to see if the bad queen from the neighboring country has appeared, begging for a poisoned apple!

The ball in the fairy tale world is really gorgeous, at least Hubert thinks so.

As soon as the door of the ball was pushed open, everyone paid attention to them.

Especially a certain black-haired man, his eyes lit up as soon as his male god entered.

Hubert was full of a sense of crisis at the moment. Could this be the legendary prince?

Those seductive eyes!Definitely staring at the big breasts of his male god!

Hubert's whole body is bad, in order to defend the chastity of his male god, he must do something!He climbed down naturally, using his current body to block the perverted eyes.

Soon, the perverted prince came in front of Steve, stared at someone, and said with bright eyes, "So cute!"

Alle?

what's the situation?

"What did you say?" Steve asked blankly.

"Your little pet is very cute, can you sell it to me? I am willing to pay gold coins to buy it." A certain prince said excitedly, wishing he could snatch a certain silly mouse right away.

"Not for sale!" Steve raised his hand to protect his chest, no, it was Hubert.

"Do you know who I am?" A certain prince could swallow Steve alive without any cremation with Cinderella.

"It doesn't matter who you are, but Hugh is mine, and I won't sell it." Steve took two steps back defensively, what a joke, if he can't even protect the one he loves, what face does he have? live in this world.

"Woman..." A certain prince didn't expect that in this world, someone would reject him, and she was a woman. This was simply a challenge to the royal power.

As soon as Bruce followed Steve in, he ran to find Snow White. He didn't even see the scene where the prince walked towards Steve. It was originally, what happened to Steve and what did he have to do with him? He found it very quickly. The figure of Dachao from his family, "Dachao."

"Are you...Bruce?" Snow White Dachao just shook her body and quickly remembered that it was the height difference...

"Yes, you remember?" Bruce nodded, reached out and took Clark's hand and said.

"Yes, I remember." Clark was also very excited. Because he had no memory, he didn't follow Cinderella.

"Let's get out of here quickly." Bruce wanted to take his family away as soon as possible. The palace is really a dangerous place, so he wanted to leave with Clark.

"No." Clark shook his head, rejecting Bruce's proposal.

"No? Why?" Bruce didn't expect to be rejected by Clark, so he couldn't help but blinked and asked.

"I met the queen just now. He kept wanting me to eat an apple, but I refused because I wasn't hungry at all. Now that I think about it, it should be a poisoned apple. I'm going to get it back." Clark immediately explained, before It's fine if he doesn't remember, how could he let go of the chance to get the poisoned apple.

What's more, the queen dressed up as someone else, just to make him eat the poisonous apple, which is also full of effort.

"Okay, I'll go with you." Bruce thought for a second, that's right, the poisonous apple must be obtained, and those few things are indispensable, which is related to whether they can leave this world.

On the other side, Steve still has to face the prince who wants to rob his lover. Really, what should he do if he can't understand human words even if he refuses?

Just like now, a certain prince said again, "How about it, have you thought about it? Give me this little thing."

It's like robbing a mouse is a kind of honor for Steve, but unfortunately, he will never agree.

"It's impossible." Steve shook his head firmly again, his eyes had already started to wander, and he was about to run away.

"Come here!" A certain prince was angry, his handsome face was a little distorted, and he didn't have the temperament of a prince, even though this country is as small as a county.

Damn it, I can't buy it by force, this is the rhythm of preparing to grab it!

Hubert came to Steve's ear, shouting in a voice only Steve could hear, "Run!"

"What's the matter?" Bruce and Dachao grabbed the poisoned apple and came to meet up, but saw Steve running all the way with Hubert in his skirt, and the guards behind him.

Steve was busy running, only Hubert was free, he grabbed Steve's hair to prevent himself from falling, and he didn't forget to take a look at that Snow White and asked, "Did you get the big super? "

"Hugh? You're Hugh?" Clark ran after holding up his skirt, and was not surprised to see the mouse talking. After all, this is a fairy tale world, and it's normal for mice to be able to talk.

"Run, you're about to be caught up, and you'll be in trouble if you're caught up." Hubert didn't think this was a good time to recognize his relatives, so he could only yell urgently.

"It's easy for you to say. As a mouse, you don't need to run. My big super is wearing high heels." Bruce, who is in men's clothing, is not too fast because he has short legs and short legs. slow.

"Oops!" Steve concentrated on running forward, suddenly staggered, and the crystal slipper under his feet flew out, "The slipper fell off?" Hubert saw the shining slipper, but there was nothing he could do.

"It's too late, let's run first!" Steve shook his head, but seeing that the pursuers were about to catch up, there was no time to pick up the lost shoe, so he simply took off the other shoe so that he could run faster.

When the three of them ran to the carriage panting, Tony couldn't help asking, "What's wrong with you?"

It wasn't twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, so it could be said that it was still very early, and it took less than 10 minutes for them to go in. It can only be said that these three people must have caused trouble.

"Drive!" Hubert yelled at Tony because he wasn't running so he could talk.

"This is not a car, I know, drive!" Tony saw the guards rushing over aggressively out of the corner of his eyes, and quickly waved his whip, urging the horses to run fast.

"What the hell is going on here?" Bruce finally had a chance to ask.

"That prince doesn't know which tendon is wrong, he must buy Xio from me." Steve stroked Hubert in his arms, he would never abandon Xio.

"Is this probably the great malice from Doctor Doom?" Hubert thought, if it wasn't for this, it wouldn't make sense at all, and the prince would be almost like a madman.

"So, now there is one less glass slipper?" Bruce said, pointing to the glass slipper that Steve took off and threw on the seat.

"Yes, I ran too fast just now, and there are pursuers behind me." Steve saw the height of the glass slipper, and felt that he could run so fast just now, it was really brave.

"You are already very good, Tony's broken technology, what did you do to make the shoes so tall?" Hubert saw that the heels were even higher than his current height, and remembered that Steve ran away just now, and he didn't even fall. Somersault, it is almost as good as 32 likes.

"Blame me?" Tony turned his head to listen to them, and heard this complaint. It was very innocent. The high heels he had seen before were all this high, okay, and he hadn't worn them.

"That must be!" Hubert rolled his eyes and was never polite. Did he want to smash walnuts with such high heels?

It is a joy to be able to return to Cinderella's house safely.

Originally, they could leave, but one of the props was missing, and they had to wait for the prince to come to their door automatically, otherwise how could they leave this fairy tale world.

Fortunately, the prince is also short-tempered. Early the next morning, he sent someone to look for the girl wearing the crystal slipper.

And Hubert and the others have already prepared the ceremony of leaving, the only thing missing is the crystal slipper...

When the prince's guard of honor came to Cinderella's house in the evening, Cinderella's stepmother responded enthusiastically.

Because they see hope, maybe, maybe her two daughters have a chance to become princesses!

As for Cinderella, who cares, she's just a dirty little girl.

It's a pity that the stepmother's two daughters couldn't wear the crystal slipper in the prince's hand, as if there was only one person in the world who could wear it.

"Prince, forget it, we have found everything we can find."

The prince was very unwilling, but there was nothing he could do about it. This was already the last family in his country. Thinking of that little fluffy thing, damn it, he almost got it!

The depressed prince threw the crystal slipper into the haystack beside him, and left with the guard of honor.

Hubert happily hugged the crystal slipper, but unfortunately, due to his height, he couldn't move the slipper at all.

"Idiot." Bruce said contemptuously, then picked up the glass slipper and hurried to join them.

Because he couldn't speak, Hubert was very irritable, and he did a boxing move, singled out!

Snow White's poisoned apple, Cinderella's crystal slipper, and Little Red Riding Hood's red cloak, plus the magic of the fairy godmother, yes, the combination of the four is a complete way to open the way home.

A black hole like a galaxy appeared. Four people and one mouse closed their eyes and jumped into the black hole. Could it be worse than it is now?

They made the right bet. When the five of them opened their eyes again, they found that the scene around them was already in the laboratory.

Hubert lay on the middle table, sat up suddenly, and saw several other people also woke up.

Steve stepped forward and hugged Hubert fiercely, "Great!"

Fortunately, the fairy tale world prepared by Dr. Doom was only in the experimental stage, and the degree of difficulty was relatively low. Otherwise, it would be very difficult for the few of them to come back in a state full of loopholes.