[Zhongyingmei] Observation diary of male gods

"What happened?" Clark asked with some doubts when he saw the guys on the ground.

"The legendary Mr. Clown." Hubert pointed to the guy with the iconic clown face that was pushed to the ground. He would not admit it wrong. As far as he could remember, this guy's mouth was very strange. It seems to have been cut, and that blonde hair.

Of course, the important point is that those crazy eyes will not admit mistakes at all.

"The clown has been caught?" Clark looked a little disbelieving. After all, the clown was extremely aggressive and provocative, so why not be so anticlimactic.

"Where's my makeup remover?" Hubert began to grope for his makeup remover. What a chance!His points!

"..." The corner of Clark's mouth twitched, and he was speechless at someone looking for makeup remover, "Hugh, do you really want to remove makeup for the clown?"

"Of course, I have prepared two large bottles of makeup remover." Hubert took out the makeup remover he carried with him, jokingly, he just carried it with him because he knew there was such a thing, okay? He heard about this makeup remover The effect is extremely strong.

Just have a trial product, you can try this makeup remover.

"I hold it, you come." Naturally, Steve cooperated with his boyfriend, pressing the clown, and let Hubert pour makeup remover on the other's face.

"What are you going to do!!" The clown man obviously has no problem with his IQ, and he immediately heard the meaning of the two people's words, his eyes widened and he shouted, his body was in a state of resistance, but unfortunately, he lost to Steve's brute force .

"Mr. Clown, we meet again." Hubert said with a wicked smile, full of great malice.

"Don't come here! Let me go!" The clown saw that the bottle of make-up remover was being wiped towards him, and he was in a bad mood. Can this world still have fun?

What about the agreed villain who is so cool and scares the righteous people? !

Hubert almost said, you can scream, you can scream, even if you scream, no one will answer you.

This line is too turbulent, his male god will be jealous.

If the male god is jealous, his fate...you can guess it with your knees, and you don't want to die on the bed. This kind of embarrassing way of dying is better left to Tony.

Anyway, this guy is a famous playboy, so no one will be surprised if he thinks about it.

He is different, as he has received the Good Citizen Award for many years, absolutely not!

Most importantly, if his elder sister knew, she would definitely whip the corpse...

It's scary to think about!

After Hubert washed the clown's face very calmly, he took a 360-degree photo of him with no dead ends. After hearing the system's long-lost notification sound and confirming the points, he lost interest in the clown.

No nonsense, in all fairness, the clown is not ugly, but it is a pity that the two wounds around his mouth made his facial expression a bit hideous.

But it's none of his business, completing the task and receiving points is king!

As for the clown and Batman falling in love and killing each other, I believe that Batman can't die, so someone is very unscrupulous and ignores it.

If the clown could swallow such humiliation, he wouldn't be a pervert.

It's a pity that Hubert has seen too many perverts, so he didn't take this guy to heart at all.

Batman was spared this time, and the crisis was resolved by Steve before he appeared on the stage, but they were about to call the police when they heard a "bang!"

Yes, the clown boy did the trick again, using a grenade to escape.

I believe that if possible, this clown would rather use a grenade to kill the people present...

After all, many people at the scene saw him being humiliated and his make-up removed, and they left evidence.

"Do you want to chase?" Clark looked at the thick smoke present, for him, these would not be a hindrance.

"He has the guts to provoke Batman. I believe that even if we catch him, he will still be able to escape from the police station." Hubert shrugged and said, the main reason is that his mission has been completed, and the lazy cancer is no longer able to save him. .

Moreover, what he said is not wrong, the clown should have united with those forces to deal with Batman, in case he is brought into the police station, the tainted witness in the police station will be killed by the clown It's not so good if you kill it.

"The law and order in Gotham City is really..." It's worrying, Steve thinks, in comparison, Washington is better.

"Isn't this the direction that Batman has been working hard for?" Hubert spread his hands. This is how much love he has for this city, so that he can make such a selfless contribution.

"Yes, I know, he will definitely succeed." Clark said with a smile.

Bruce, who had already learned that the crisis had been resolved, rushed out after changing his clothes. As soon as he entered the door, he saw Clark and walked up directly, "Clark, are you all right?"

Bruce is also quite miserable. He had already finished changing Batman's clothes and was about to beat up the clown, but just after changing the clothes, the matter was over, and he had to go back and take off his clothes and mask. The speed of the boyfriend is just fine.

"Of course it's okay, and I caught a few little guys." Steve said that the clown is really not a good leader, and he just left his subordinates behind, which is disrespectful.

"It's a pity that the clown ran away." Hubert said without regret, after all, his task was not to catch the clown.

"Your tone is not regretful at all." Bruce said with a twitch of his mouth, he didn't want to argue with the other party anymore.

"Would you? I'm hungry, and this food tastes good." Hubert didn't care. He was just a reporter and not a policeman. It was never his responsibility to catch bad guys.

Dante has woken up. He was knocked unconscious by Bruce before. After the crisis was resolved, he was woken up. At this moment, his head was still a little dizzy and he said to Bruce, "Bruce, thank you for your donation this time. This banquet is very successful. .”

"It would be better if there were no annoying little flies." Bruce said with a reserved smile.

"It doesn't matter, with our efforts, these little flies will be wiped out one day." Dante said with a wine glass in his hand.

At least, the picture he mentioned is what Bruce envisioned.

This time Bruce donated a lot, but not too much exaggeration, which can ensure that Dante will not be tempted by corruption, and at the same time will not let him be too extravagant. After all, Dante is a prosecutor.

"Cheers to justice." Bruce said, raising his glass.

"For justice!" Dante raised his wine glass with a ruddy complexion.

As expected of a local tyrant, he has never seen such a good mood by donating money. Hubert said that he really can't understand the world of the local tyrant, he just needs to eat.

The next day, Hubert was even more frustrated. The target of the clown was no longer just Batman, but he was added to the list.

He is innocent!

As a reporter, I couldn't be happier to be threatened by such a pervert.

"I shouldn't have let him go yesterday." Steve frowned, and felt ominous at the time, mainly because his boyfriend's attraction to perverts was truly terrifying.

No, another one is attracted...

"It seems that I am not the only one who is unlucky." Bruce said gloatingly, indicating that he is in a great mood now.

"Is it really okay for you to gloat so much?" Hubert lazily looked up at the other party, his hands were itchy and swollen?

"It's nothing bad, at least he won't just stare at me." Bruce said seriously. After all, the clown is still a problem, but he doesn't know what he will want to do.

"Hehe, this kind of pervert is the most troublesome, especially the one with weapons." Hubert had already started to have a headache, and it was clear that the clown was a pervert with a backstage, and this was the most troublesome.

What if the gangsters in Gotham City supported the Joker?

It's troublesome to think about it, but Batman's goal is to clean up the gangsters in Gotham City and return Gotham City to a pure land.

It's just that it's not easy, at least Hubert thinks it's not easy.

"We'll just have to wait," Steve said after taking a sip of hot tea.

Yes, that's right, they let the clown go away before, and they can only wait for a clown to appear again.

The wait is not long. It can be said that the clown is really revengeful. His revenge is an indiscriminate attack. As long as he is a person walking on the road, he can throw a grenade at the opponent. If you don’t die, you are lucky. Take care of him.

"This is a lunatic!" Bruce couldn't believe it. This clown boy actually attacked indiscriminately. He didn't choose who the victim was, as long as it was an individual.

"We should have known, shouldn't we?" Hubert stared blankly at the picture coming from the TV. Was it because of his previous indifference that he killed so many people?

"It's not your fault. We were all there at the time, and no one thought he would do this. We let him go." Steve said in a deep voice with his arms around Hubert's shoulders. "We'll catch him."

"Yes, we will definitely catch him!" Bruce said through gritted teeth, "For the dead."