[Zhongyingmei] Observation diary of male gods

At times, Hubert was self-aware and thick-skinned.

Just like the current situation, Hubert was sitting at the dining table in Wayne's mansion, waiting for Master Wayne to announce the opening of the meal.

"Why did you two come here?" Bruce's face was a bit unsightly, seeing these two light bulbs when he came back from get off work, it's really... so sad!

"Come to see you, what should I say, happy wedding?" Hubert said friendlyly, although he felt a bit uncomfortable that Da Chao was allowed to get him so soon, but when he thought that Da Chao would be raised by someone in the future, it was inexplicable comfort.

What kind of mood is this?

"Hugh, we're not married yet." Clark looked at Hubert helplessly. It's enough to shock the world when a man and a man are together, let alone getting married.

To be honest, he had never considered marrying a female from the earth. He came from the universe, and it was impossible for a woman on earth to bear his strength, let alone give birth to new life.

"Sooner or later, you'll be staying at his house." Hubert rolled his eyes and fell asleep. Do you want to blame him? "But think about it, only local tyrants can afford you."

"Hey, what's the matter with your disgusting tone?" Bruce glared at Hubert unhappily and said, but he was more upset at Clark's words to separate the relationship between the two. It must be that he didn't have enough last night. Work hard.

"I didn't mention you, so excited." Hubert said that Clark didn't mind, and he was not from your family if he asked you to be troublesome. "My family is not angry."

"Wait, what the hell is Da Chao's name?" Bruce immediately protested when he heard this.

"Nickname, understand?" Hubert is not afraid of Master Wayne, compared to the value of force, he can be knocked down with just one finger.

"Hugh, how did you come to Gotham City?" Clark thought, it's better not to let the smokeless war between the two continue, or you won't have to eat dinner.

"Let's do it temporarily, go out to hide from the creditor." Hubert said with a pitiful face, there is no such terrible creature as the old lady!

"Creditor?" Clark blinked his eyes. He remembered that Hubert was a rich man, and he got a lot of bonuses every time he ran news.

"My elder sister is simply too scary. Not long after I ran away, she definitely killed me at my house." Hubert didn't hide it, and good friends are used to receive complaints.

"Uh, Via is indeed... very tough." Clark said with a stiff expression when he thought of Hubert's sister.

"It turns out that you ran away from home." Bruce said with a bright face.

"Who runs away from home, I call it elopement!" Hubert retorted confidently, does he need to run away from home!

"Pfft!" Steve, who was drinking water, sprayed, and said helplessly while coughing, "Cough, cough, Hugh..."

"Okay, I'm going to preview the honeymoon trip in advance." Hubert spread his hands, he was already very tactful.

"..." Everyone...

Can you be more shameless?Master Wayne had a mouthful of old blood clogging his chest. It was really incomprehensible that his cute Dachao would make such a friend. Wait, why did he also call Dachao?

"Mr. Lawrence's cooking skills are very good." The old butler pushed the trolley in, and that was the last dish.

"Huh?" Bruce turned to look at the old butler, puzzled.

"Mr. Lawrence and I finished the dinner together." The old butler looked at the table full of dishes and had a very good impression of Hubert. He is a capable person, but it's a pity that he didn't learn from the butler.

"When did you buy my butler?" Bruce had never seen his old butler with such an expression before, so he couldn't help jokingly said.

"Master, no one can bribe me." The old housekeeper retorted seriously.

"I know, I know, it's just a joke." Bruce explained with a smile.

"Master, please don't make such jokes, butler, I am already old." The old butler doesn't care what jokes you make, dare to disrespect the old man, has it been too long since you have been spanked by a spoon?

"Okay, I won't do it next time." Bruce could only say seriously.

Next is the dinner time, which is quite enjoyable. After all, it is a very happy thing to eat delicious food.

Considering the big eaters present, especially Da Chao, Hubert deliberately made more with the old butler. Although he couldn't control his fullness, he could at least make Da Chao full.

If you talk too much, you will be in tears. Thanks to Wayne's rich family, a direct phone call will bring fresh and washed vegetables to the store.

Cooking was extremely simple for Hubert, it was just a plate for serving dishes, and the old butler even found out the plates at the bottom of the press box.

Dachao is very satisfied with this, and Master Wayne is also very satisfied.

Hubert felt that it would be a good choice for him to go to the cafeteria to fry big pot dishes, and he has become more and more proficient recently.

Naturally, we need to chat after the meal, which is also the main purpose of Hubert's visit this time.

I hope Master Wayne can help find his target, a certain clown.

"Is this the bank robbery that happened this morning?" Bruce took the photo provided by Hubert and recognized it at a glance. It was a bank under the control of a gangster.

"That's right, the prisoner is the man wearing the clown mask." Steve nodded, talking about the man in the mask, he was not too strong, so he let him run away.

"This is a character who popped up out of nowhere. Gotham City has never seen this person before." Bruce also became serious. Gotham City was already chaotic enough, and this clown came in to disturb this already With the muddy pool water, I don't know how many people will suffer.

"I was at the scene at the time, and I was distributed a grenade as a gift." Hubert said that he really wanted to thank the clown masked man. As a return gift, what should I use?

"What?" Clark immediately became nervous when he heard that, Hugh is an ordinary human being, the power of a grenade may be similar to scratching an itch to him, but to a human being, a grenade is very lethal.

"It's okay, I have a male god, he helped me solve the grenade problem." Hubert explained with a smile, and looked at Steve affectionately by the way and said, "My hero."

"If I could have arrived earlier, you wouldn't have to hold the grenade for so long." Steve held Hubert's hand back, knowing that when he saw Hubert holding the grenade in his hand, his heart almost stopped for a moment.

If you don't hold it steady, it will explode...

"Go away, show off your affection at home." Bruce said with a look on my face that I was about to throw up, showing off, he also has honey!

"Give up, you won't have the chance to be a hero to save the beauty in this life, maybe it's a little bit..." Hubert laughed at someone mercilessly, facing Superman, a hero to save the beauty?Please don't make trouble!

"Hugh, do you want to track down this clown?" Clark expressed helplessness. Can the two of you be more mature?

"Yes, I think he's a little abnormal. You know, I'm an expert in this area." What Hubert wanted more was the points given by the system. If he really couldn't do it, he caught this product and bought a bottle of makeup remover liquid?Pour it directly on his face, it should be washable, right?

Thinking about it, this proposal is good, you can consider it, if you go to the mall to buy makeup remover...will you be regarded as a pervert?

"Is this something to be proud of?" Bruce glanced at the other party and said contemptuously.

"Of course, I'm very proud. My news depends entirely on these people." Hubert said proudly. So far, all the prisoners he sent to prison were discovered by his ability to identify perverts. Why can't he be proud? .

"This is not good news. According to what you said, this person has no moral bottom line." Clark was very worried about this, and randomly put grenades on innocent people. If it exploded, then...

"The person who can send grenades to everyone and kill all his companions is a snake man." Hubert recognized it. This guy is definitely a pervert, and he is a big pervert. Just look at the points given by the system. .

"Yes, this is not a simple bank robbery." Steve agreed with Hubert's words.

"This is a case of a snake robbing a bank. He hired a group of people to rob the bank for him, and finally killed them all. He didn't spend a penny and made a lot of money." Hubert thinks this In fact, the clown has a pretty high IQ, and he thought of such a huge profit.

"He chose this bank for the purpose of provocation." Bruce said after analysis.

"That's right, he should have known long ago that the background of this bank is not simple." Steve confirmed that this clown was very arrogant and conceited, he was an extremely smart and very dangerous guy.

"I just don't know, what exactly does this person want to do?" What is the follow-up after robbing the bank?

"Maybe, maybe we will know tomorrow." Hubert said in a daze, looking at the ceiling of Wayne's old house.

"It's very possible, but I hope it's better for him not to come out." Bruce murmured.

Hubert didn't even bother to roll his eyes at him, don't be stupid, this clown looks like a tricky guy at first glance.