[Zhongyingmei] Observation diary of male gods

Traveling through this thing is like a tortured little goblin, the more you don’t want it, he just wants to come up to you, even if you don’t want it, you have to accept it, he doesn’t know why he would travel through it, anyway, he can’t explain it, he found it when he opened his eyes , I wear it myself, but it is still tire wear.

The time when he really felt that he had time-traveled was in the hospital, and his sturdy mother gave birth to him amidst the roar.

At that time, he was only in shock and didn't pay attention to the surrounding environment at all. When he recovered, he found that he was in a world full of foreign languages.

As a good young man in China, he actually traveled to a foreign country. This is something he couldn't figure out. Fortunately, he didn't learn English in vain for many years.

The only thing they knew was that he became the son of the Lawrence family, named Hubert, and his eldest sister preferred to call him Hugh.

Knockbang has grown up to six years old, at least he knows that his family lives in Las Vegas, but he heard that this is a good place for nightlife!

Wait, with his small arms and legs, the nightlife has nothing to do with him!fall!

He can't even watch TV for more than eight o'clock now, life is no fun at all, okay?

The only good thing in their house is that there are many books. The enlightenment books are not Grimm's fairy tales and other story books. A thick "History of Technology" is simply impossible to play happily. Who would give a two- or three-year-old kid a copy of this kind of books?

The worst thing is not only the enlightenment book, but the most frightening thing is that he is now so strong that he was completely forced to train him. As the son of two archeology professors, he is also under a lot of pressure, okay?

All kinds of organs are set up in the corridors of every house!

Although it's not fatal, it still hurts if you get hit!Who would train their child in this way, thinking of him, he would be all kinds of irritable, is it so difficult to be an ordinary good child?

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In a house in a high-end community in Las Vegas, there lived a harmonious family of four, including a father, a mother, and two children.

"Hugh, it's time to eat, come here quickly." The eldest sister Via called to Hubert, who was watching TV in the living room and was concentrating. This kid has no other hobbies, but watching the news.

Nonsense, why don’t you like to watch the news? This is to absorb information from the outside world. As a primary school student, is there anyone worse than him?

"Okay sister." Hubert knew that he had to respond when the eldest sister called, otherwise he would be the one who suffered the misfortune. He turned off the TV and asked casually, "What are you eating today?"

In fact, he regretted it after asking, because the old lady came to ask him to eat, that is to say... Today's meal was cooked by my mother, and the only dish that my mother is good at, hehe...

"Special sandwich." Seeing her younger brother's changing expression, Via was immediately amused, and announced with [-] points of malice.

"Again, it's a sandwich again..." Hubert's eyes were filled with tears. It's okay to change the taste of sandwiches once in a while, like he's been eating them for five years, it's unbearable.

As a good young man who is used to delicious food, he endured milk for eight months first, and then something like vomit for a year. He can finally eat, good guy, his dear mother, The person in power in the kitchen only knows one sandwich!

Dad, how did you fall in love with such a wife?

Of course he didn't have the guts to ask, his status in Lawrence's family, obviously he has no status at all, the first one standing at the top of the food chain is his mother, directly the Queen Mother, and then his elder sister, the Queen didn't explain, The last one is his father, poor boy, he is the youngest kid.

Every time an opinion is expressed, the outcome is the same, and those who do not have the votes of the citizens are rejected.

Speaking of which, the character of his elder sister, the queen, was completely raised by his unreliable parents. I heard that the elder sister was adopted by his parents when she was young, (it can be seen from the color of her skin) Then he was taken away to go north and south to do archaeology, and he almost couldn't adapt to the peaceful life here when he returned to the United States.

Listen, he almost couldn't adapt to a peaceful life. One can imagine how tough his unreliable parents lived with a baby.

His father is a standard American handsome guy, with blond hair and green eyes, a height of [-], and his IQ is estimated to be not low. Anyway, he got a job as an archeology professor. Three, that is an existence that stands out from the crowd in the Celestial Dynasty. She is absolutely unqualified as a housewife, but she is surprisingly tough. She shares the same department as his father and is also a professor of archeology. The two husband and wife are in perfect harmony.

The two couples didn't intend to have children, so they adopted the daughter of a co-worker who had an accident, that is, his current older sister, who is of mixed race. He has seen photos of his older sister's mother, she is really beautiful, but he doesn't know how to look at her Black guy who can't find people.

It's not his malicious slander, but the photo was taken at night, basically all you can see is your white teeth, teary eyes, and what kind of black clothes are you wearing at night.

Anyway, my mom and dad's beautiful colleague died, and my boyfriend couldn't find anyone, so I just packed it up, saving even having a baby.

Originally, the two couples also made such a happy decision, but fate, this annoying little goblin, became pregnant with a certain one after 18 years of marriage, so they could only end their carefree archaeological life and return to the United States to recuperate. Steam the buns first.

Just like that, they returned to Las Vegas. This is the place where they got married. There is no need to go back to their hometown. The two have no relatives. Hubert’s father is a professor of history at the University of Las Vegas. Anyway Archeology and history are his father's strong points.

As for Hubert's mother, she just concentrates on steaming buns. Foreigners don't even talk about confinement. After a few days after giving birth, she became an assistant to Hubert's father. This job is easy and profitable, and can bring Take care of the children, although most of them are brought by the eldest daughter Via.

Strictly speaking, Hubert was brought up by his elder sister. Although Hubert has an adult soul and doesn't need to be taken care of, he still needs someone to make milk powder.

It is not easy for a 14-year-old girl to take care of a child.

All in all, their family is a harmonious and happy family, which is gratifying.

"Mom, Hugh stuttered so much." Via smiled maliciously, and then said to her mother in the kitchen.

"Baby, I knew you loved Mommy. Come and kiss me." Lena took off her apron and came out of the kitchen, grabbed Hubert directly, and was about to give her a loving hug.

"Mom, I'm not a three-year-old child anymore." Hubert replied with a serious expression, but it's a pity that he is only a six-year-old little Douding. The desire to laugh has the exact opposite effect.

"Yes, yes, you are already six years old." Lina nodded, resisting the urge to laugh, pinched her son's chubby face and said, thinking that this feels really good...

"..." Do you dare to be more obvious in your perfunctory tone?Hubert was angry, his emerald-colored green eyes were wide open, but it was a pity that they had no deterrent effect.

"Honey, can you take out the plate for me?" Lena was afraid of hurting her son's self-esteem, so she couldn't help turning her head and changing the subject.

"Okay Mom." Weiya had seen enough of the jokes, and came forward to help with the dishes. In fact, there was nothing to help, that is, to bring the plate with sandwiches to the dining table, because Dad had lunch at school at noon, and at noon Just the three of them.

At the dining table in their house, there is no rule of not eating or sleeping, thinking that when his parents were doing archaeology, they were so busy that they could even make do with eating, so there are no rules at all.

"Via, how's your new job going?" Lena gnawed on the sandwich and didn't forget to care about her daughter's work.

"No problem, I have already passed the internship period." Wei Ya is indeed a good and worry-free child. When she was young, she had to take care of her younger brother while going to school. Now that she has graduated from graduate school, she has found a job by herself and does not need her parents at all. Worry, she is simply the perfect daughter.

"That's really great, mom is very proud of you." Lena decisively praised her daughter for her excellence.

"Mom, tell me, what's the matter with you?" It's a pity that Wei Ya was not moved at all, and she knew very well that her mother's love for nothing was adultery or theft.

"Uh... dear, sometimes it's better to be a little confused." Lina was a little embarrassed after being caught.

In this regard, Hubert said, Mom, you are actually embarrassed?It's a miracle, isn't it?

"With such a confused mother, it's really hard for me to do it." Wei Ya said in a very embarrassed way. My mother is good at archaeology, and as a parent...

"Well, let me be frank, your father and I are going to Egypt." Lena raised her hands in surrender. Having a shrewd daughter is really painful and happy.

"How long?" Via glanced at Hubert and asked slowly, of course she wasn't worried about her younger brother.

"Probably, maybe...a year." Lina said somewhat uncertainly, feeling guilty no matter how she looked at it.

"I really miss it... Mom and Dad also endured a lot." Wei Ya didn't think it was a big deal. Before his brother was born, he had been traveling with his parents. She didn't go to any cemetery, just She has also played a lot of Dead Man's Bones.

"It's actually not that hard." Lina said modestly, but after seeing the eyes of her parents and daughters, she admitted decisively, "Okay, okay, I want to go out and go crazy." The daughter is too majestic, That momentum is terrible! !

As a person who is used to archaeological work outside, eight years of recuperation is quite tolerable. Now that my daughter has grown up and my son no longer needs to pack diapers to make milk powder, this little thought has naturally revived again.

Hubert lowered his head and gnawed at the sandwich on his plate. His mother was fighting with his elder sister. In another 100 years, he would never try to win against his elder sister. His momentum was nothing compared to him.

"Don't worry, I will always support my parents' decision." Via still misses the old days very much, but now she has a bigger goal, so archaeology is not her ideal, and she still supports her parents' decision. "Just like when I ran wild with you."

"So? You won't see your father and mother for a year in the future?" Hubert asked with bright eyes, thinking that he finally didn't have to eat the terrible sandwich made by his mother!

"Yes, my baby." Lena looked at her son apologetically, completely unaware of her son's excitement, and pretending that Hubert was reluctant to leave her.

"Mom, I will miss you." Hubert tried his best to suppress his happy emotions, and tried to slow down his tone, otherwise he would be beaten if he was discovered.

"Me too, I really want to take my baby with you..." Lena just felt that her younger son was reluctant to leave her, and couldn't help hugging Hubert. Mom, you are an Asian, why do you have such a proud cup!This unscientific! ! !

"Mom, Xio is already in school." Via immediately poured cold water on her. She didn't want her brother to be delayed, and she didn't think it would be good for Xio to follow her parents to do archaeology.

"I know..." Lena reluctantly let go of her son. Poor Hubert almost suffocated to death. Human boobs are too scary!