Mecha little prince

After school that day, Zhen Pingan accompanied the little prince to ask for leave first, and then went to the headquarters of the Dragon Descendants Guild for an interview. After the little prince agreed, the indelible ashes confessed that he was only qualified for recommendation, and the specific recruitment had to be interviewed by the guild management staff.Zhen Ping'an became popular at that time, and the social atmosphere was so corrupted!Today's young people will do anything to get commissions.

Fortunately, the little prince was thinking about a question of friendship, so he still agreed to go.

Although there is no authority, the indelible ash has spring-like care and summer-like enthusiasm. Knowing that they are coming, they guard the door early, and when they enter the door, they serve a glass of cold and refreshing lemon honey water.

The point is - a cup.

Zhen Pingan watched the little prince gulp and drink with his lips moist, pulled out the small bottle of mineral water in his trouser pocket, and did it silently.

The indelible ashes took them to the training room. A bearded coach was guarding the screen, analyzing the games of other interviewees with the team leader and active players. Hearing the movement, he said without raising his head: "Use the old helmet in the corner, and The old singles come 1v1."

Shan Menglong, who came here specially to be the alchemy stone, stood up, and mouthed Hui Nunu, who was standing at the door and couldn't be wiped off.

Ash that couldn't be wiped off walked in: "Why?"

"Go online."

The helmet must be connected to the screen to broadcast the battle situation live.

Hui, who couldn't wipe it off, raised his head: "Why?"

Shan Menglong looked down at him without speaking.

"..."

Frustrated that couldn't be wiped off, he went to connect the helmet to the screen with cursing in his heart, and then asked the little prince to put on the helmet and get on the plane.

Zhen Ping'an was dumbfounded.Looking forward to seeing the face?They are all their own people, is it necessary to go through such a realistic cutscene?

"Wait." He stopped in front of the little prince, "Is this how you conduct the interview?"

The coach raised his head, his bushy beard couldn't hide the ridicule on his face: "Why not? Set up a camera and wait for you to dance striptease? I'm a decent person during work hours."

"Coach!" Hui Zhentian, who was afraid that his popularity would not be wiped away, roared, causing the coach's beard to tremble in shock.

"What are you doing!" The coach, who was seven or eight centimeters wider than the tall Shan Menglong, stood up, like a fire-breathing dragon, "Grey God, Gray God has been screaming for a long time, have you forgotten your original name, Chen Jinghui? Can I tell you?" You, I have endured you for a long time, no matter whether you have swung a knife from the palace these days or have endocrine disorders, you have passed it! If you didn’t find a better hidden armor, you would have been chopped up and stuffed into the trash Processor!"

……

Chen Jinghui, who happened to find a better hidden armor, his scalp tightened, and he beeped softly: "You promised, as long as the hidden armor comes, I will go back and fight my transforming armor."

The coach was noncommittal, and yelled at Zhen Pingan and the little prince again: "What are you still doing? Are you here for an interview or to watch a show? Do you want to provide you with a special package of popcorn and Coke? ah?"

The little prince was trained to be stupid.The most stern teacher in Da Viet said "rotten wood" when he was the most angry, but he didn't dare to say it loudly, for fear of being scolded by the noble family who love their sons like their lives and love their brothers like crazy.And now, the coach's saliva was sprayed on his face!

and--

What is popcorn?

The little prince was full of panic.

Zhen Pingan thought he was at a loss because he had never played games before, so he stepped forward immediately and decided to show him a demonstration: "I'll come first."

What's the matter with you?Chen Jinghui's eyes were not friendly.Didn’t this idiot want to stage a plot of “I accompanied my friend to the interview, and my friend was rejected and I was selected”?But everyone said that, and it was hard for him to expose it, so he elbowed Shan Menglong fiercely: "Don't give me face!"

"What do you mean? You want me to release water?"

Chen Jinghui: "???" Don't give him face, don't you mean to beat him to death?

Shan Menglong pressed his fist and shook his neck: "Teammate, I will definitely show face!"

Chen Jinghui: "..." Well, at least the result is correct.

The electric curtains were slowly closed, and the big screen in the training room was slowly lit up.

Long Jun, played by Shan Menglong, dressed in pioneer armor, took the lead in appearing in the 1V1 arena in the antique Roman Colosseum.

In reality, the land reclamation armor is also a military armor, which is mainly used for operations in harsh environments. It has the characteristics of thick skin, thick flesh, stable center of gravity, ability to fly, and thick drill bits.The game cuts some functions, and only retains the high defense second only to heavy armor, and the medium-sized blaster which is twice as powerful as the small blaster. Of course, the cooling time is also longer, which takes 25 seconds.

Different from the member mechas with different tricks and tricks, the basic mechas have few skills and highlight the player's own abilities.

Chen Jinghui was very satisfied.

Shan Menglong is the No.1 in the team's wasteland development A series, and his cannonballs are especially shady. When he first joined the team, he was assigned to be his training partner, and he was bombarded to the point of being dusty, so he changed his name to the dust that cannot be wiped off. It means that it can be cannon fodder, but the residue must be left, and it will never be wiped out.

Zhen Pingan chose heavy armor.In fact, he usually practiced the most and the best is the security armor, but the security armor focuses on support, and the 1V1 game is too disadvantageous.

The heavy armor with the "Peace is a blessing" ID is one-third larger than the wasteland armor, and it is full of aura when facing each other.

When Chen Jinghui saw the heavy armor, he gave the little prince a guilty look.At the beginning, I just blindly yelled at the boss to fight the heavy armor, and then I was severely slapped in the face.

However, the little prince asked naively and curiously: "The mecha they chose is... what's so special about it?"

Is this intentional?

This must be intentional, right?

When he was young, his mind was also small.

Chen Jinghui patted the villain silently in his heart, and replied bitterly: "One is thicker, the other is thicker."

Shan Menglong and Zhen Ping'an started fighting.

Relying on its weight, the heavy armor waited on the spot. Seeing the pioneer armor rushing over, he slowly raised his arm, trying to grab the opponent's ankle and throw it.Before the huge five fingers could close together, Pioneer A flexibly kicked his palms and jumped, a somersault over the top of his head, and landed on the opponent's defenseless back.

Chen Jinghui was suddenly excited: "Boom him!"

The little prince was also nervous.Zhen Ping'an's back door was wide open, and the situation was unfavorable.

But Shan Menglong did not take advantage of the victory to pursue, but waited motionless on the spot, watching the opponent turn around clumsily, and strode towards him with big strides——

The shell of the heavy armor is like a rock, and the rough textured cloth surface seems to be hardened by the years;

The surface of the wasteland armor is dark gray matte metal, which seems to be covered with cutting-edge technology.

Their collision is like fantasy meeting science fiction, full of absurd impact beauty.

However, the expected "bang" did not sound.

The moment before the "traffic accident" happened, the land reclamation armor suddenly jumped up and rode on the neck of the heavy armor. When the head was lifted, Pioneer Jia held the huge head and slowly fell forward.

Hearing a bang, the heavy armor lay on his back, his fat palms still supported the buttocks of the pioneer armor.

There was a moment of silence inside and outside the game.

Chen Jinghui met the little prince's puzzled eyes, and introduced awkwardly: "This is... a kind of martial art, cough, many people learn it."

The coach gloated and added: "Let you be ashamed to teach you, including learning and learning."

The little prince asked hesitantly: "Can I not learn?"

The coach sneezed, and said casually: "The guild's ultimate skill, if you don't learn it, you are not a member of the guild."

Chen Jinghui: "..."

The little prince breathed a sigh of relief: "It's a good thing I'm a child, and I'm still two years away from becoming an adult." That's what the teacher said.

Chen Jinghui, coach: "..."

After throwing Zhen Pingan down, Shan Menglong did not take advantage of the victory to pursue, but moved away gracefully to let the opponent stand up.Zhen Pingan seized the gap and used the magnetic force field, one of the only two skills of the heavy armor - Shan Menglong hadn't moved far, and his butt was sucked back into the opponent's palm.Visually, it seems that Pioneer A lifted his butt and sat down heavily.

Zhen Pingan then used the reverse magnetic field to forcefully push that dark gray metal butt out.

Shan Menglong put his hands forward, his head fell to the ground, and he unhurriedly rolled somersaults on the ground and regained his footing.

In just a few seconds, the situation on the court has changed. Zhen Ping'an's comeback has surprised the coaching staff.

Chen Jinghui was also surprised, and turned around to ask this person's background, when he saw the little prince covering his butt with a flushed face, with a very tangled expression.

Is this also martial arts?Could it be that the street gangsters have written their tricks into books, and they will be famous forever?

The little prince was very worried.If the other party spanks his ass, even through the mecha, that is absolutely impossible!Therefore, I must take advantage of the opponent's claws before it stretches out, like this!like that!Cut it off like this!

He obviously ignored that it was Zhen Pingan who stretched out his claws, and Shan Menglong who was competing with him was just a wronged victim.

Chen Jinghui secretly admired him when he saw him depressed for a while, and angry for a while.Only those idiots in the Jade Pavilion want to shout slogans to mobilize, look at the big brother, a single person quietly provoked bitterness and hatred.

field -

After Shan Menglong stood firm, Zhen Pingan relied on the reverse magnetic force on the soles of his feet to bounce himself out.Because he had already used the magnetic force before, he lacked stamina this time, the jump was not high enough, and his head was directly pushed towards the opponent's lower body.

Shan Menglong subconsciously protects his crotch...but doesn't protect it.

The audience outside the arena inexplicably felt their scalps tighten, and the bottom felt cold.

The little prince's hand silently moved from behind his buttocks to the front.

After Shan Menglong was knocked into the air, a carp stood up and avoided Zhen Pingan's follow-up blow, and the medium-sized blaster finally made its debut amidst the long-awaited.

Zhen Pingan sensed the danger, and immediately rolled to avoid it, but hit the opponent's prediction, and was blown out of one-third of the source of life.

There is no life extension station in 1V1, and the energy supply is unlimited, but if the source of life is reduced, it will actually decrease.However, Shan Menglong was hit and bumped so many times, and the situation didn't get any better.

Due to Shan Menglong's previous courtesy, the two had started for so long, and at this time they almost returned to the same starting line.

The magnetism of heavy armor is a stored skill.There is a magnetic tank, which will be fully charged every 3 minutes, and you can use it whatever you want during the period.Zhen Ping'an's magnetic tank has bottomed out, so he can only run wild with the hard shell.He knew that his skills were definitely not as good as professional players, so he relied on the recklessness of playing cards that did not follow common sense.

Shan Menglong after one top, as if awakened from sleep, no longer in a daze, the dark gray mech took the initiative to attack, chasing after the heavy armored buttocks, kicking it from time to time.Thanks to his good eyesight, he can still recognize peach buttocks in the rock pile, and his kicks are fast and hard.Kicking and kicking, the medium impact gun was overcooled, he aimed the gun, and "boom"——

The game came to an end in the horror scene of heavy armor blowing buttocks.