Mecha little prince

Shan Menglong looked at the disappeared puddle, and then at the two "children" sitting on the disappeared puddle taking pictures of each other, and felt that he was too optimistic too early.

How could he feel that the current situation is that they have one more person than the commissary?Obviously there is one more canteen than them.

Du Rui passed by Chen Jinghui and the little prince: "Aren't you hot?"

of course……

hot.

The little prince stood up and brushed the sand off his body: "Ten years is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge."

Chen Jinghui was surprised: "Isn't that considered revenge just now?"

"Of course not."

"What is that?" Chen Jinghui asked depressedly.

The little prince thought for a while: "It counts as stepping on the plate."

Chen Jinghui, who didn't understand the jargon, wailed: "Am I not a dish in your eyes? Is it just a plate?" And the words "step on" are too vivid and ruthless.

The little prince racked his brains to explain: "Actually, stepping on the plate is also my task."

Stepping on the plate is to explore the way, and the invisible armor is supposed to explore the way.

Chen Jinghui didn't understand even more.Why stepping on him is a task?So he howled louder.

Shan Menglong, who was deeply aware of the heavy responsibilities and long way to go, finally couldn't help interrupting the two of them, stood one on each side, gave a short and serious training, and urged everyone to hurry to the next oasis.

"At present, we have the advantage in numbers. The canteen will definitely wait for work and wait in the oasis for us to pass, so that they will have a time advantage. As long as we run out of time, they will have a chance to come back."

Du Rui was optimistic: "Then we can spend it too."

Chen Jinghui expressed concern: "But they are so despicable, will they guess our thoughts and ambush us instead?"

Shan Menglong looked at the little prince who did not express his opinion.

The little prince was still immersed in the grief of being turned into a sand sculpture in the public, and he answered casually: "No. They lack long-distance attack, and if they make a sneak attack, the two of them are heavy, and only the teleportation armor can be used by one person. It is no different from hitting a stone with an egg."

Du Rui said: "Didn't they be buried in the sand last time? Maybe the old trick will be repeated... Hey, did I use an idiom just now!" Then his focus was skewed, and he began to count what else he could do.

"Plums in the melon field."

"Debauchery."

"There is a knife on Sezi's head!"

"Wow!" Du Rui was shocked by his erudition.

The little prince: "..." What kind of book does he usually read.

Shan Menglong summed up Du Rui's "prostitution and sex in the melon field" with an idiom: "Not doing business properly!"

Du Rui felt that he should have made great achievements if he was not called not doing his job properly.He complacently asked the little prince: "Is 'a knife on the head of the color' an idiom or an ancient poem?"

Chen Jinghui had sharp ears and laughed loudly: "An ancient poem? What is the first sentence? 'I don't know who cuts the thin leaves, and there is a knife on the top of the character'? Or'Relatives and friends in Luoyang are like asking each other, and there is a knife on the top of the character'? Ha ha ha ha……"

Shan Menglong said coldly: "I don't care if there is a knife on Sezi's head, if you lose the game, you must have one on your head."

……

"It's impossible to lose, I want to fight!" Chen Jinghui shouted to the sky, jumping up and down vigorously, defending all sides at 360 degrees: "No matter which direction the enemy comes from, come at me!"

Du Rui also jumped up, and when the bulky beast armor landed, a large cloud of dust was raised, and there was another scolding. Du Rui could only stay in the center aggrievedly, as a mascot.

Shan Menglong continued to analyze: "The mothership armor is big and heavy, and it moves slowly in the desert, so it is easy to be discovered. Last time, it was because he fell behind and failed to catch up with the team battle in time that we were able to kill the laser armor in seconds. They lost The output point of this long-range instant man relies on beast armor and teleportation armor alone, so the possibility of sneak attack is not high. If they want to win, they will definitely make a fuss about the terrain."

Du Rui waved his arms vigorously: "Then we...speak out and let them have nowhere to go!"

The little prince silently walked to Shan Menglong's side.

The other two teammates are really...disgusting.

Because the team battle initiated by the little prince was too exciting and the tone was too high, the dullness of the second half was unbearable.Yu Taibo said several times that this was a tactic, but he didn't know whether he was convincing the audience or himself.

His guest partner was calm: "The ending where the oasis disappears and only the desert is left is quite common in games, but it seems that no one has played it in the game. I don't know if this game will break this record."

Yu Taibo resisted the urge to yawn: "Then the contestants on both sides will not be able to go to the bathroom for an hour and a half."

Can you hold on?

Descendants of the Dragon and the Commissary Guild joined hands to prove: We all have excellent bladders!

In the first hour and 23 minutes after the start of the game, Oasis only had the last three left.

The decisive battle is inevitable.

There was a panic in the auditorium.The sober ones wake up the sleeping ones; the persistent ones call to inform those who are smoking and chatting outside; there are also those who go to the toilet no matter whether they want to or not.

Finally made it to the finale!

The commentators, guests, audiences... were filled with joy and encouragement.

And the atmosphere of the game is the opposite of them.

As early as when the oasis entered single digits, the two sides began a series of games of wits and courage. The last three oases were located in an isosceles triangle.

The descendants of the dragon and the commissary guild seized the two bottom corners and looked at each other from a distance.The only unoccupied oasis is located in the top corner, where they tacitly agreed to the decisive battle.

The little prince is still the pioneer of the descendants of the dragon.

Not far from him, "Teleportation Armor" Da soy sauce was also approaching the last piece of pure land in a blink of an eye.

Carrying the hope of the whole village, the two of them felt so solemn that they couldn't speak.

While running, the little prince simulated how to beat the other party in his mind, but there was no picture of the other party begging for mercy - so far, it is still Lin Chen's monopoly to be begged for mercy.

The two ran for 1 minutes.

It stands to reason that the oasis should slowly appear in sight at this time, but in front of them, there is still flat sand, wild yellow and sky.

Chen Jinghui's exclamation suddenly sounded in the team channel: "God, our oasis has disappeared!"

The little prince was shocked.

After a while, Du Rui followed suit and called out: "The other side also disappeared."

Shan Menglong emphasized heavily: "Wuxia, you must occupy the oasis."

The little prince ran forward sullenly.

His footsteps have exceeded expectations, but the oasis has never appeared.

Although he is young, he is determined, and he will not easily suspect that his memory is wrong, and... it seems that he can't find the one on the other side.It's impossible to make a mistake.

At this time, having someone to walk with you is more or less a kind of support and affirmation.

The two ran in silence for another ten seconds, but still found nothing.

If you continue running, there will be no results.

The little prince made a judgment: "That oasis has also disappeared."

Shan Menglong was surprised: "What? Are you sure?" He has played the desert oasis map several times in the member channel, and the last three oases were all drunk by the players. This time it was too abnormal.

In the middle of the conversation, the soy sauce on the other side suddenly changed direction and rushed towards the little prince like lightning.He moved so fast that he could hardly see anyone, but the pits in the desert increased one by one.

Stealth is no longer important at this time.The little prince swung his legs and ran in the opposite direction. The yellow sand splashed and the dust flew up, and long horizontal smoke was drawn out.

After all, Shan Menglong has rich experience, and in just a few seconds, he has already figured out the cause and effect.

He quickly ordered the evacuation.

"The oasis is not important anymore, let's run!"

"Sang Wuxia also runs, and if he runs, he wins!"

The disappearance of the last three oases may be a special setting for the two parties to fight recklessly for 3 minutes when they are sure that there is no water to drink.However, this setting has a premise-the two sides are evenly matched.

The current situation is that the commissary guild is short of one member.

Then, as long as both players are dragged to a state where they cannot move, the game will automatically end, and then the outcome will be settled according to the heads of both sides, and they will win.

Seeing this situation, Yu Taibo and the guests, who thought they could have another climax in the end, could only feel helpless.

Yu Taibo complained: "The current competition is going to the end, and it is inevitable to become more and more utilitarian."

The guests disagreed: "This is the effective use of rules."

"Everyone watches the game not only to see who wins, but also to see whether so-and-so's skills are good! Where is the skill in this game, is 36 moves the best plan?"

"In addition to technology, there are tactics. I think it is a good thing to use tactics reasonably when the rules allow it, and it also enriches the visibility of the game."

"Where is the visibility in the next hour? To learn the process of desertification of the oasis?"

...on you.

The audience, who had been bored for more than an hour, finally saw the long-lost smell of gunpowder in the commentator and guests.

3 minutes went by in a flash.

As the fireworks exploded on the screen, the commentator was still talking sourly about the unreasonableness of the game. The guests didn't bother to pay attention to him, and congratulated the descendants of the dragon for scoring a point.

Both players came out of the game, hurriedly shook hands and left the stage, and then ran towards the bathroom.

The little prince ran the fastest and rushed into the compartment first. After a while, he heard the pattering sound outside, and his already uncomfortable body seemed to be even more uncomfortable.

Fortunately, the two groups of people outside, one group just won a game, but the group still lost, and the other group won the group, but they lost... They didn't want to talk much, so they left after hastily settled.

Only Chen Jinghui shouted inside: "Should I wait for you?"

The little prince didn't know who he was asking, so he didn't answer.

Chen Jinghui shouted his name at the top of his throat.

The little prince: "..."

Hearing his own name echoed in the toilet for the first time, the little prince was so ashamed that he didn't know what expression to make, but he was kind and couldn't blame him, so he could only say vaguely: "No need."

Chen Jinghui was still worried, and walked to his door: "Have you brought toilet paper?"

"...Bring it, you go first."

The little prince was slightly annoyed.

Originally, they could go together, but now they don't want to see each other at all.

Ah, by the way, there is also the Sand Sculpture Revenge in the game!

The little prince glared at people through the door.

Chen Jinghui didn't have the consciousness of being rejected at all, and walked away happily with a good mood of winning a game.

When the sound of his footsteps completely disappeared at the door, the little prince flushed the water, washed his hands carefully, and straightened his hair before returning to the venue. On the way, Lin Chen came down from the stairs and saw him seeming to have something to say. I want to say, but what kind of person is the little prince, how can he cooperate with the enemy in a big battle?The footsteps slipped away quickly.

In summer, Lin Chen returned to his seat with a chill in his body.

Because when they stepped down from the stage, Lin Chen even said a few words of comfort, so they let go of the pressure of losing the game and laughed and laughed.

Lin Chen asked suddenly: "You said you didn't see Sang Wuxia in the bathroom?"

Da soy sauce froze for a moment: "Yeah, we haven't seen it yet."

Several people nodded.

Lin Chen smiled: "From today on, you will do eye exercises every morning, noon, and evening."

Several people were stunned: "Why, why?"

"Protect eyesight."