Mecha little prince

1V1 second round.

Chen Jinghui came to challenge the god seat with the determination to die, but who knew that the god waved his hand and sent the guardian in front of the seat down. A laser bombardment died on the ring and got relief.

Watching this scene, the coach's right leg trembled like a fan, and the heel of his shoe was knocking, which made people upset.

The data analyst couldn't help but pat the mischievous leg.

The coach looked at him in surprise: "Why are you touching my leg? It's such a time, you still have the mind to eat tofu?"

The data analyst shook his fingers and said seriously: "You think too much. I have high uric acid and can't eat tofu."

coach:"……"

Chen Jinghui knew that he had played badly in this round, and when he came down to see the data analyst and the coach's expressions were serious, he became more and more disturbed: "Coach, I'm sorry."

The coach replied coldly: "I'm sorry for what? Do you also have high uric acid?"

Chen Jinghui: "?"

The interval between 1V1 and 4V4 matches is slightly longer.The coach called people over: "We can no longer be led by the other side."

4V4 is the game with the most variables, he has to score points - his head was shaved in the first match, and it will be too difficult to fight later.

The coach patted the data analyst's thigh: "Tell me about your analysis."

The data analyst's cheeks twitched in pain, and he didn't need to take off his pants to know that his legs must be red from the shooting.

"no problem!"

He also slapped the coach hard back on the thigh.

Players: "..."

I don't know if it's an illusion, but I always feel that my thighs seem to be shot with drumbeats.

Data Analyst: "According to the 4V4 performance of the Commissary Guild in the Zunzhou City Challenge, there are the following rules: As long as the opponent is not strong, the Commissary will have a new lineup with one meat, half meat, and two output; if the opponent Stronger, Lin Shen will win the first game himself, disrupt the opponent's steps, and then use the old lineup with two meat, two output or two meat, half meat, and one output to steadily win the rest of the game. "

Du Rui cheered up: "So, in the eyes of God Lin, we are strong enemies."

The data analyst glanced at him: "Then it will be even harder for us to fight."

"It's not difficult to beat the master to death with random punches." The coach folded his chest and said calmly, "Wang Xiaodong, Chen Ran, Wang Miao, Anthony, get ready."

Jack's lips moved, and he glanced at Anthony beside him, but he didn't speak after all.

The coach added another sentence before everyone dispersed: "Others also pretend to be ready, don't let the other party draw the bottom card."

Players: "..."

They have never prepared before going on the court, and they don't know what to prepare.But you still have to listen to what the coach says, they walked away in twos and threes, one after another——

Shake your arms and legs.

Stretch, twist, akimbo.

Do radio gymnastics.

The little prince found a place with few people, and punched vigorously.

The commentary who paid attention to the dynamics of the two teams was very confused: "We are now seeing players from the Dragon Descendants Association in Kuihai City doing exercises on the sidelines. Sang Wuxia, who has attracted the attention of the outside world after only playing one game, also punched a set of punches. Are they going to have a real-life duel with the commissary guild?"

The guest said: "But Lin Shen's foot injury has not healed."

The commentator said with a smile: "Then he took advantage."

"Hey? What do you say?"

"You can bring weapons into the field in a fair manner."

"Haha... let us wish God Lin a speedy recovery."

Lin Chen turned his head to look at his former teammate Zhao Kai who changed his career as a data analyst: "Old Yu has been explaining for so many years and has no plans to change his career?"

Zhao Kai said: "A while ago I heard that I was going to start a business, but as soon as you came back, he gave up the idea, and said... Lin Shen must give this platoon."

Lin Chen hehe.

When he debuted, Yu Taibo had been playing "Mecha Virtual" for two or three years, and his famous achievements generally made a lot of jokes.Later, when they met in the challenge competition, Yu Taibo once again demonstrated what it means to be a "language giant and action dwarf". The Huina Commissary Guild led by Lin Chen shaved her head, her old face was not lost, and she croaked during the reporter's interview. a lot.

It is said that Lin Chen is too lonely in playing games and has no team spirit.

He also said that he was a team bully at a young age, robbing resources and grabbing heads in various ways, leaving other players with no room to play.

Lin Chen was young and energetic at the time, and stepped back during the interview: "I gave you room, have you played well? You have volatile!"

It just so happens that Tai Bo's ID is "Drunken Millennium".Many people made fun of him with this interview and his ID, saying that he was "drunk for thousands of years, and once it evaporates, there is nothing left."

Not long after that, Yu Taibo retired and became a commentator, so he got into a fight.

Today is a slap in the face.Once before, because he spoke too badly, he was blocked in the garage by fans from the commissary to write a guarantee letter. He was dragged down and beaten while he was writing and making fun of it. It was only after the security guard called the police that he rescued him.

Lin Chen said with emotion: "That's really thankful for his pig words."

When I first came back to play the game, I was sure that I was good at hand, but there was Lao Yu's inhuman commentator. The fireworks of the year - gunpowder, anger, and anger, came back, and the state also returned.

The first 4V4 match begins.

Lin Chen saw the lineup of the Descendants of the Dragon, and said to Zhao Kai: "Do you think Sang Wuxia will play in 4V4?"

"The descendants of Shenlong are short of potential A-type players. If Chen Jinghui can't make it, then Sang Wuxia is the best choice."

Lin Chen turned to look at him.

Zhao Kai moved uneasily: "I'm not right?"

"That's right." Lin Chen said, "It's like saying in a true-false question that this question is 'either right or wrong', so right."

The people from the commissary guild were completely within the expectations of the other data analysts: two old men - Potato Boys and No. [-] batteries, and two newcomers - Coke without ice and soy sauce.

Yu Taibo rarely said a good word about the commissary guild: "Yuzai is on the stage. Like the city challenge, he chose the mothership armor. The mothership armor is the same as the flight armor. It eats maps. The challenge game is a random map. Mothership armor is the same as the flight armor. The ship armor does not necessarily have the opportunity to take advantage of the water, such as the map of the desert underground palace, the mother ship armor is very disadvantaged. So Shuzai chose this, it is really a bold person with high skills."

Then, the desert dungeon was drawn.

The guest said, "Is your mouth open?"

Yu Taibo smiled: "Maybe the descendant of the dragon opened it for me by the way when he worshiped the gods."

Ever since Wang Xiaodong made up his mind to impress the coach and bowed his knees, he has been in a state of "long Aotian possession".

Chen Ran was robbed anxiously: "I'm exploring the way, why are you grabbing so many fires?"

Wang Xiaodong played smoothly: "Then I will explore the way."

Wang Miao knew that it would not make sense to reason with Wang Xiaodong, and it was a waste of time.

Tinder Well, just grab it.

Although the passage in the maze is narrow, it is square, and the tank armor rampages in it, often crowding people with nowhere to go.

Seeing this, Chen Ran and Anthony didn't say anything, let's grab it together.

They were scrambling lively on one side, and on the other side, the three mechas were sitting on the mothership armor, advancing smoothly and harmoniously.

Yu Taibo has clear grievances and grievances. Although he can't understand Lin Chen, he is still polite to the others in the canteen: "Yuzai is indeed a player from a professional team, and he actually played the advantage of the mothership armor in the underground palace!"

The guests also nodded: "Yes, this is very beautiful! The four mechas are crowded together. First, it is not easy to be separated by the randomly changing walls in the maze. Second, it saves the fire for lighting. Third, it also makes it impossible for the opponent to sneak attack. .”

Yu Taibo said: "The descendant of the dragon should not be in the mood to sneak attack now."

Just now, Wang Xiaodong, who took the first step in order to grab the fire, was blocked and separated from his teammates. There were three people left. Anthony wanted to find Wang Xiaodong and wanted to continue to move forward; Chen Ran and Wang Miao were afraid of meeting their opponents. , I want to go around the same way.

The two sides insisted on their own opinions and were at a stalemate.

At this time, the Mothership Armor brought his children and rumbled over...

In the second half of the game, the data analysts of the descendants of the dragon couldn't bear to remember.

It's useless to write it down, it's too rubbish!

Wang Miao and the others came out of the game and sat on the stage for more than ten seconds before getting up slowly. They hardly dared to look at the coach's face when they came back.

As for the coach, he no longer has any face at all.

Everyone was so angry that they had no face!

He stood there with his hips akimbo, like the Eiffel Tower, cold, and like the Leaning Tower of Pisa, which could collapse at any time and die together with this group of unsatisfied sons and daughters.

"Coach, I'm sorry." The group of four made concerted efforts at this time, bowing their heads collectively to apologize.

The coach ignored them and turned to the data analyst: "I just want to find someone worthy of me, is it that difficult?"

The data analyst thought about it seriously, and said, "Because you are not young and have been single until now, I really can't make a judgment on this."

The coach, who didn't want to lose his temper and affect the mood of the players, seized the opportunity and had a big fight with the data analyst around the issue of "is it young or not?"

After the quarrel, the two sat down to drink water.

The data analyst said: "It's better to be the main force."

"We have to win this game," said the coach.

"Ah."

The coach called Shan Menglong over alone: ​​"Have you figured out what to eat tonight?"

Shan Menglong understood what he meant: "I don't want to eat instant noodles."

"If you don't want to eat instant noodles, win for me!"

The coach called Du Rui and Chen Jinghui again, and encouraged them to teach them according to their aptitude. For the last spot, he looked at the little prince who was sitting in the corner playing with a mineral water bottle.

"Sang Wuxia, come here."

4V4 second round.

The "commissary" won three games in a row, and the momentum in the arena was in full swing. A middle-aged man was knocking on two mineral water bottles, and at the same time led the fans in shouting: "commissary."

"Definitely!"

"God Lin!"

"Definitely!"

"Commissary!"

……

The list was announced at this time——

Commissary Guild Potatoes, AAA Battery, Coke Without Ice, Soy Sauce VS Dragon's Descendant, Dragon King, Unwipeable Ash, Dragon Brother, Dai Yue Fu King

Yu Taibo said: "Every time I see the ID 'Dayue Fuwang', I feel that Sang Wuxia is not an ordinary king, but a king with a title and land."

The guests laughed.

The little prince glanced at the commentary stand, and felt that this person had a unique vision, no wonder he could be the commentator.

When he was watching the commentary, Lin Chen was looking at him.

I thought that the descendants of the dragon would have all the main players in the second game for stability, and the little black fans might not have a chance until the third game or 10V10, but they did not expect to be sent out in the second game.

Unfortunately, the list has been fixed.

The last time Lin Chen went to Kuihai City to watch the game, when he arrived, the little prince had already finished his round. He only saw that he won the MVP, but he didn't see his specific strength. This time, he should take a closer look.

But there is still some regret in my heart.

It's a pity that I can't personally guide the little black fan on the spot, let him know... there is a price to pay for being a black fan!

random map.

The screen scrolls in a dizzying circle, then stops—a desert oasis.

There was an uproar.

Yu Taibo said: "It seems that we are destined to stay in the desert of enthusiasm today."

The guest said: "I actually got this map, the game is interesting."

Features of Desert Oasis Map:

Every 3 minutes, the mecha must drink water in the oasis, otherwise the energy will be exhausted and it will not be able to move. To restart, the teammates must carry it to the water source in the oasis;

If the oasis drinks too much water, it will dry up, but the map will randomly generate new oases;

There is no life extension station on this map, you can sit quietly in the water to restore a certain source of life and energy, but the recovery speed is extremely slow.

Seeing this map, Chen Jinghui had only one thought: "I want to go home."

Yu Taibo watched the two players enter the game: "I remember that Ash that Can't Be Erased and Da Yue Fuwang both played the A-type of concealment. Is the descendant of the dragon using the rare double-concealment tactics this time?"

The guest said: "It seems not. The indelible ash chose the transformation armor, and his teammate Long Jun chose the double form armor. It seems that they are playing the double wasteland armor."

"Two and a half meat, plus the all-meat beast armor of Brother Long, the descendant of the dragon is very thick this time. King Fukuo of Dayue is still wearing the invisible armor he used when he played in the city challenge. In that game, he first He won the MVP when he debuted, and made a pretty good start for his career."

"Yes, and he was handsome himself."

"I don't know if he will be able to hand over a beautiful report card in the face of the canteen where the old tree is blooming this time."

"let us wait and see."

The little prince didn't know that the outside world had given him such high evaluation and expectations. As soon as he entered the map, he felt very hot.The hot feeling is transmitted from the brain to the body, very real.

Although he has seen the text introduction of this map, it is another matter to experience it personally.

He followed Chen Jinghui weakly.

Shan Menglong asked: "What's wrong?"

As in the past, the little prince had already skipped to the front to explore the way.

The little prince wiped off the sweat that didn't exist: "It's hot and uncomfortable."

Chen Jinghui said: "It's good to find an oasis. It's very cool to stay in the water."

As soon as the words fell, the little prince jumped to the front of the line.

In the early days, the desert oases were quite densely distributed, and the little prince found one in a short time, plunged into it, and then it was cool, and then his brain started to work, and he wondered again: "Why don't I need to drink water, but the mecha needs to drink water?" Water? And I'm obviously sitting in the water with my butt, but my head is so cool."

Is this the legendary - the ass decides the head?

Chen Jinghui replied: "Because it is a 'mecha virtual' - since it is purely fictional, logic is just floating clouds."