Mecha little prince

After Uncle Wang left, Zhen Pingan led the little prince to introduce the various facilities and equipment of the residence.The original concise introduction became eloquent because of the support of the audience.

"The red button for the shower is cold water, and the blue one is hot water. The decoration company connected the pipes backwards during the installation. Don't forget."

"The drying rack on the balcony is broken, it won't go down automatically, you can step on the small bench. Remember to wipe it clean after stepping on it, otherwise Brother Yu will talk about it when he comes back."

"Use the kitchen as you like, but I bought the food in the refrigerator. Remember to make up for it after you use it."

"and also……"

The little prince looked at one magical object after another, amazed and silently reciting, concentrating on it. Unexpectedly, the introduction stopped, and his roommate stood in front of the luminous mirror, and suddenly turned his head to stare at him.

The little prince was startled: "What's the matter?"

Zhen Ping poked him in the face: "What kind of sunscreen do you put on your face, why doesn't it get oily?"

The little prince thought for a while, and took out a tube of hand cream from his pocket: "Could it be this?"

"..."

The natural beauty is desperately giving up on herself, too much hatred!

Zhen Ping'an lent him his skin care products temporarily, euphemistically saying: "If you don't take care of your skin, your skin is so good. How can people like us live with sunburn and oily skin? Skin care products must be arranged!"

In the evening, the two ordered takeaway together.The little prince took the opportunity to learn the functions of the mobile phone. Zhen Pingan also helped him register a dating software called "Xinxin". The ID the little prince took was "Dayue Fuwang".

Zhen Pingan dragged him into the roommate group.

Ping An that Doesn't Sell Insurance: Welcome the new handsome brother!Sprinkle flowers!

Brother Whale Shark: Welcome.

Don't wait for no flowers and broken branches: welcome.

The little prince's affection for the obviously educated "Kongzhezhi" doubled, and he slowly replied word by word: I have long admired you brothers, and I really hate seeing each other so late. Fortunately, in the future, Fang Chang will finally have a happy reunion. My little brother and Ping An hope that you will return soon

The system version of his mobile phone is relatively old, and there is no traditional Chinese conversion, so what is written is sent out.

Yu Chenglong and Yang Ye who waited for half an hour for a reply: "..."

Brother Whale Shark: Easy to talk about.

Don't wait for no flowers and broken branches: I lost.

After reading the reply, Zhen Pingan hugged the phone and laughed for a long time, collapsed on the ground and couldn't get up for a long time. The little prince didn't know where his smile was, so he poked the phone silently to play, and accidentally opened Mo Dai Wu Hua Kong Zhe Zhi Avatar, and then saw his latest circle of friends -

"I have long admired you brothers. I really hate seeing each other so late. Fortunately, there will be a happy reunion in Japan at last. Brother Ping An hopes that you will return soon." The opportunity to prove that I am not illiterate has come. Who can tell the sentence?If I don't understand this question, I will die with my eyes closed!

The little prince couldn't see the reply, thinking that no one could explain it, he hurriedly put the phone in front of Zhen Pingan, and said anxiously: "Brother Pingan, can you disconnect this sentence quickly according to the little brother's dictation?"

The little prince's expression was very serious and serious, but what he said was too resembling an opera. Zhen Pingan couldn't help but "poof" again. Seeing his dissatisfied eyes, he restrained himself: "There is already an answer."

Zhen Pingan showed him his mobile phone.

He, Yu Chenglong and Yang Ye are both roommates and schoolmates, and the overlapping rate of their circle of friends is high, so you can see the lively replies below——

Stupid elder sister: "I look forward to you for a long time! Brother, it's so late to see each other! Fortunately, there will be a happy reunion in the future, and the younger brother will be safe, and I hope you will return early!" For 8, I may be illiterate by fate!Seek literacy.

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Class [-] Zhen Chengjie: "I've been looking forward to you brothers for a long time! It's so late to see each other! Fortunately, the future will be long! There will be a time for happy reunion! Brother Ping An! I hope you will return soon!"

The game master: "I have looked up to you brothers for a long time, but I really hate seeing each other too late. Fortunately, the future will be long, and there will be a time for happy reunion. Brother Ping'an, I hope you will return soon."

The little prince checked the papers carefully, and found that the two were the most likely to be the correct answer, but he didn't understand punctuation marks, so he asked Zhen Pingan which one was correct.

Zhen Pingan knew that he had selective amnesia, but he didn't expect him to choose such a strange way of amnesia, forgetting punctuation marks.

The little prince looked at the webpage explanation Zhen Ping found for him, and read it with relish.

"In this case, the game master's decision is the most appropriate."

After learning punctuation marks, he still has more to say.He had discovered earlier that the characters of the Dayue Dynasty were also available here, but they were not used much. Here, a similar-looking but simpler character was used. He could understand it even with a guess, but it was a bit difficult, so he asked Zhen Pingan for advice.

Zhen Pingan searched the Internet, found nothing satisfactory, found a flashlight from the toolbox, and took the little prince to Yu Chenglong and Yang Ye's room.

Under the leadership of Uncle Wang, the little prince has already visited the small room where he lives temporarily. There are two beds side by side in the cramped space, with a distance of less than one and a half feet. When sleeping, you can kick the quilt to the opposite bed. Go, the advantage is that the sleeping position is wild and it is not easy to fall off - visually, it can be stuck by two beds.

However, another room quickly refreshed the little prince's definition of a "small" room - with the weak light source of the flashlight, the little prince could barely see the facilities in the house.The bunk bed was the only large object in the room, the others were thin iron shelves placed against the corners and walls, and the shelves were stuffed with old books.

"Brother Yu and the others went to work as soon as they were free, and they didn't come back to live in half a year, and no one repaired the lamp when it broke."

Zhen Ping'an bowed his waist and searched for a long time, and took out a "Dictionary in Simplified and Traditional Chinese" for him.

"Brother Yang was obsessed with ancient poetry for a while, and went to the second-hand market to find a dictionary to read. Fortunately, he was assigned to a science class. Under the ruthless whipping of the formula, he finally understood the importance of applying what he learned, and gave up the unrealistic groaning without illness."

Although the little prince didn't like to read poetry, he didn't think it was "unrealistic groaning without illness". His elder brother liked to chant poems with the princess and concubine's sister-in-law after marriage, which actually enhanced their relationship.The same goes for the emperor father. After making a mistake, he only needs to read a few love poems outside the queen's bedroom to ensure that the clouds will pass and the sky will clear.Alas, Brother Pingan is still a bit late.

"Hey, Brother Yu still keeps this?" Zhen Pingan took out a poster wrapped in a plastic bag from the back of the shelf.There are traces of footprints on the back of the poster.

He pulled out the poster and turned it to the front. The pure white light of the flashlight hit a pair of thick black eyes at close range.

"I'll go, Lin Shen even has a murderous look in the photos!"

Zhen Pingan muttered in a low voice, and held the flashlight a little farther away. The little prince finally saw the full face of the person on the poster.

So fierce!The first impression came to the little prince's mind.Although the picture is stiff, the publicity in the man's eyes is ready to come out, as if he wants to stare at him across thousands of mountains and rivers.

Followed by suffocating fear.I don't know why, it was obviously the first time they met, the little prince was stunned to read the hostility from the other party's indifferent expression.

"He hates me." The little prince came to a conclusion decisively.

"Brother," Zhen Ping'an said earnestly, "Lin God sees everyone with this expression, you must not feel that you are special. And when he takes pictures, the photographer is opposite, even if he hates it, it's not his turn." our."

The little prince understood that this was just a "painting", but the fear and disgust in his heart couldn't go away: "Who is he?"

Just as Zhen Pingan was about to answer, the takeaway just arrived, and when he took it back, the hungry little prince left the "villain" in the painting behind, and followed the takeaway bag without blinking with his big bright eyes.

After eating and drinking, Zhen Pingan let out a long breath.

The little prince took out his own money, ready to pay his share.

Zhen Pingan waved his hand: "Your living expenses haven't been paid yet, have you? I treat you to this dinner to celebrate our cohabitation."

The little prince said embarrassedly: "Brother Ping'an is very polite, I should have invited you."

Zhen Pingan endured it all night, and finally couldn't help asking: "Don't people in Nanyue District speak Nanyue? Why do you speak more politely than me?"

The little prince didn't know where the Nanyue District was at all, so he said vaguely, "I've been in elementary school."

Zhen Pingan was silent for a while: "You must come from a rich family, right?" I really can't imagine the life of a rich family.

Yes, it is still the largest household in the Dai Viet Dynasty.The little prince with strict family education said modestly: "It's a little better than the average family."

"...You should change the way you speak."

"How to change it?"

"First change 'how to change' to 'how to change'."

"How to change...well?"

"Be firmer!"

After teaching for a long time, Zhen Pingan found that the little prince's speech suddenly became nondescript. For example, when he wanted to take a bath at night, the little prince stammered and asked, "I... can I take a shower?"

But Zhen Pingan soon let go of the entanglement.Doesn't this kind of "nondescript" fit the image of people from different regions?

He thought that the matter of the takeaway money had been settled, but when he turned off the lights and went to sleep, the little prince suddenly said, "Can I treat you to takeaway tomorrow?"

Zhen Ping'an was moved: "You are so poor now, you owe it first." He saw that the new roommate didn't even have a decent suitcase, and the luggage was packed in a canvas bag for grocery shopping, and a change of clothes Only two or three sets, no pajamas, just slept in a new T-shirt.

For the first time in his life, the little prince who was said to be poor quietly blushed in the dark.

"Do you want to work?" Zhen Ping'an was originally happy to have a roommate as a companion, but after a night of getting along, he really liked his quiet and courteous personality, "I will start preparing for my junior mech from tomorrow. Teacher qualification exam, you can take the job in the mech simulation shop for me. The boss is very nice and generous with the money.”

The little prince wanted to go, but he was afraid of bad things like clumsiness, so it was Zhen Ping'an who persuaded him again and again before agreeing to go and have a look tomorrow.