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Chapter 1 Who dares to break into this bathtub!
Zhong Weiling is afraid of ghosts.
Zhong Weiling has a strong will to win.
In the end, Zhong Weiling's desire to win defeated his fear.
My brain was flooded, I signed up for a haunted house club, and set up a flag by the way, saying that within seven days, I would fundamentally overcome the fear of ghosts brought about by beating my mother's womb.
Then, at the age of 23, Young Master Zhong, who was about to graduate and go back to inherit hundreds of billions of property, died——
scared to death...
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One month later, Yundu Xianmen.
On the long corridor leading to the bathing place, the man in red stretched out his hand and broke off a peach blossom protruding into the corridor.
The sunlight was like broken gold, bypassing the glazed corridor eaves, and shining on the man, making the red dress even more eye-catching.
"Reporting to Mojun, the general guarding the Ghost Realm has recently left home to search for their young master who has been missing for many years. They are afraid that the separatist forces in the Ghost Realm will rebel, and I want you to suppress it, Your Highness." Guardian You reported solemnly.
"Me? Ghost town?" I'm almost the same as ghost town, Zhong Weiling refused coldly, "I'm not a Taoist priest, let them go to the people of Xianmen."
The breeze passed through the corridor, brushing Zhong Weiling's light chestnut-colored long hair, which was tied up casually, and the tips of the hair swept across his fair neck.
a little itchy.
Sure enough, it's been a week since I wore it, and I still don't quite get used to such long hair.
Guardian Right looked at Zhong Weiling blankly: "The ghost world and the immortal sect are against each other, and the people of the immortal gate will not be able to stay for long after passing by. It is lucky not to be taken hostage, let alone deterred."
"Then protector right, go for me, and now that the marriage between immortals and demons is imminent, I really can't leave." Zhong Weiling handed the peach blossom to protector right, and said with a cold expression, "guardian right has shared my worries for many years, It is equivalent to the left and right hands of this seat, let you go, this seat is also at ease."
The point is, you look fiercer.
Hearing this, Guardian You felt like two clusters of fires had been lit in his originally fierce eyes, as if he had seen a guiding light on the road of life.
Before Zhong Weiling could react, the right protector thumped—kneeling on the ground on one knee, as if dying, he said: "Su Yang will never fail His Highness's entrustment!"
This... is unnecessary.Zhong Weiling clenched his fists and coughed dryly, and said in a deep voice: "Since you have a heart of loyalty, I will give you another chance to show off. From now on, you will be fully responsible for the affairs of the ghost world. Seeing you is as good as seeing me. If someone is not convinced, you can let them come to me."
There is light in the right guardian's eyes: "With His Highness's words, Su Yang will be heartbroken, and he will not hesitate to do so!"
It's too exaggerated, I just have a shadow on the ghost and let you do it for me.
"It's great that you are so loyal. The ceremony of immortals and demons is about to begin. You should do your work first. I'm going to take a bath." After Zhong Weiling finished speaking, he carried a change of clothes into the bathroom.
The left protector folded his arms and walked to the right protector, curiously: "Do you feel that His Highness has been a little strange recently."
The right protector got up and patted the dirt on his knees, and regained that iceberg expression: "I found out, I value me more than before."
Guardian Zuo rolled his eyes: "I'm talking about His Highness's behavior."
The right protector grumbled dully: "Since Sunrise Pass the previous day, all kinds of behaviors and even preferences are indeed different from before."
Guardian Zuo agreed: "Besides, the lights are not turned off at night, and people change the Demon King's Palace to face south all night, saying that it is good Feng Shui. I don't even eat the little ghost meat that I like most. I almost died I suspect that the Demon Lord was taken away by someone."
"What nonsense are you talking about? The Demon Lord is the only descendant of the Heavenly Demon lineage. His potential is beyond our imagination. How could he be taken away?" The Right Guardian, who had just won Zhong Weiling's respect, immediately retorted.
Guardian Zuo: "I was just joking, why are you so serious?"
The right protector: "You can't make jokes. Does the entire cultivation world still criticize His Highness less? As his right-hand man and right-hand man, it's too late to refute rumors. How can you still joke yourself?!"
"Okay, okay, I can't tell you." Guardian Zuo was too lazy to talk, but he couldn't help but said, "His Royal Highness usually doesn't like to take a bath, and said that he would wash away his aura, but why is he so fond of cleaning all of a sudden recently? Everyday Wash them all..."
The two discussed quietly outside the door. Inside, Zhong Weiling was taking off his clothes, and Zhong Weiling was complaining in his heart.
I thought it was bad enough to be scared to death by a haunted house, but the ghost knows that I still have to hook up with men to survive.
[System: This is just a plot requirement. 】
Zhong Weiling rolled his eyes three times: "But I'm a straight man, so you think it's appropriate for me to be a straight man to seduce another man?"
[System: Not suitable, but the plot requires it. 】
Zhong Weiling: "..."
Dare to change the reason?
After Zhong Weiling was frightened to death, he transmigrated into a comprehension novel and became the villain with the same name and surname as him.
The novel follows the trend of upgrading, old fashioned.The male protagonist kept fighting monsters and leveling up, fell in love halfway, and finally killed the biggest boss, that is, the devil. He reached the pinnacle of life, was admired by thousands of people, and praised by all generations.
Although the article was tagged as abusive, Zhong Weiling only saw two characters when he saw the death of the Demon Lord from the beginning - sand sculpture.
The male protagonist is just a naive, talented person, interacting with people, especially like a cross talk troupe, but his emotional intelligence is seriously depressed.
However, the demon king is more concave than him.
The villains of other people's families are fucking around the world, doing bad things seriously every day.The villain in this book only wants to fall in love every day, not doing business properly, and finally talks about himself to death.
Before dying, he asked the protagonist with a sad face: "Have you ever loved me?"
In short, no comparison, no harm.
I thought it would be unlucky enough to be such a weirdo, but I didn't expect that he was bound to an even more unlucky system and had to complete a series of extremely unlucky tasks.
In addition to being a good "villain" according to the original plot, he also wants the protagonist to step on him to reach the pinnacle of life, and then let the protagonist kill himself to achieve the death ending of the original owner in the original text.It is said that if necessary, some lines in the original language that are embarrassing toe-picking must be read verbatim.
"From the day I fell in love with you, I have embarked on a road of no return."
"Loving you is the only hope for me to survive."
"No matter when you turn your head, this seat is behind you."
... A few words from the original text that impressed him "deeply" floated in Zhong Weiling's mind, and his whole body went numb for a while, and his toes were slightly scratched.
But only in this way can one completely break away from the plot, exchange the points earned for a chance of rebirth, and gain real freedom.
In the meantime, you have to keep your infatuated love brains intact, otherwise, you will be directly obliterated by the rules.
Zhong Weiling's first task is to create the first big emotional conflict after Gong and Shou have a good impression of each other.
In fact, it is the legendary misunderstanding stalk: Before the end of the fairy and devil ceremony, hook up with the original text attack, and then deliberately be met by the original text subject, so that the subject can be misunderstood.
Although Zhong Weiling is so big, he has never even held a girl's hand, but he is 90.00% sure that he is straight.
For this novice task, he even suspected that he was deliberately challenging his bottom line of Master Zhong's integrity.
[System: In order to take care of the host's emotions, if this mission is successfully completed, you will get 10 IQ points. 】
Can IQ still increase like this?Zhong Weiling raised his eyebrows: "Then what is my IQ now?"
【System: 30.】
Zhong Weiling: "..."
Okay, think about the stupid crying behavior of the original owner, 30 is a lot.
However, Zhong Weiling: "Is there any benefit to having a higher IQ?"
[System: The higher the IQ, the more clues and hints you will get when completing plot tasks, which can greatly increase the host's success rate in completing tasks.You will also discover many little secrets. 】
"Barely, it's kind of useful." Zhong Weiling walked into the soup pond unhappily in his underpants.
The water level just reached Zhong Weiling's chest, thick water vapor wrapped around Zhong Weiling's shoulders, and the bath soup was filled with jelly grass, which made it very comfortable.
Just as Zhong Weiling closed his eyes to enjoy, a magic circle suddenly appeared above the Tangchi, and then, with a splash—a huge splash of water blasted several feet away, slapping him in the face.
"What the hell?" Zhong Weiling wiped the water from his face, feeling that his lower body seemed to be pressed by something, making it difficult to move for a while.
Moreover, a faint and strange aroma penetrated into Zhong Weiling's nose, as if something had melted into the bath soup.
Zhong Weiling lowered his eyes, and was about to see what it was that fell in, but met a pair of gentle and terrified eyes.
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Human or ghost?
"Excuse me, I didn't mean it, are you okay?" the man panicked.
There was too much movement in the room, the left and right guardians heard the sound and broke into the door directly.
When the door panel broke away from the door frame and fell fan-shaped, Zhong Weiling leaned against the wall of the soup pond with a big horse and a golden sword, and a man wearing a mask was lying on his body. The man's hand...
"Where are you touching? Hurry up and get off me!" Zhong Weiling's face blushed, and he pinched his fingers firmly, trying to remove the man from the soup pool, but...
How is it transferred?
In a daze, the guardians of the left and right had already come over: "Let go of our demon king!"
The left and right protectors had quick eyes and quick hands, and cooperated with each other tacitly. With one move, he forked the man out of the soup pool, tied him to a chair, and waited for Zhong Weiling to deal with him.
"Mojun, this person seems to be Xie Zhiqin from Yundu." Zuo Hufa whispered.
Zhong Weiling quickly put on his clothes, confused: "Who is Xie Zhiqin, is he famous?"
Why doesn't he remember, there is this person in the original text.
Regarding the fact that Zhong Weiling didn't know Xie Zhiqin, Zuo Hufa expressed his astonishment: "The devil really doesn't know him? He is the one who wears a ghost mask every day, and his ears are not so good, so people talk to him very loudly. The number one swordsman in the world that he can only hear."
The number one swordsman in the world... Zhong Weiling managed to find some information from his meager memory of the original text.
It seems that there is indeed such a person who became famous at a young age, a genius in swordsmanship, and the mascot of Yundu Xianmen.
The reason why he is the mascot is because, after the battle between immortals and demons 17 years ago, he has never used a sword again.
If the sword repairer doesn't draw his sword, isn't that the mascot of the town scene?
"I didn't trespass on your soup pool on purpose, I just wanted to go back to my room to get some things, but I don't know who changed my teleportation formation and sent me here." Xie Mascot tried hard to defend.
Zhong Weiling crossed his arms and said suspiciously: "You are the number one swordsman in the world, who can easily tamper with your formation?"
Xie Zhiqin didn't speak for a long time. Although he was wearing a mask and couldn't see his expression clearly, he could see the helplessness and stalemate in his eyes.
Zhong Weiling said displeased, "Why didn't you answer?"
Xie Zhiqin said embarrassingly, "Excuse me, I, I have bad hearing, I can't hear clearly, can you speak louder?"
Zhong Weiling: "..."
It turns out, brother, you really can't hear me.
Zhong Weiling took a deep breath, and raised his voice: "This seat said, you are the number one swordsman in the world, who is so capable and able to tamper with your formation?"
Xie Zhiqin finally heard it clearly now, he knew that Zhong Weiling didn't believe him, but: "I don't know who it is, but my formation has been tampered with, I have used this formation for more than ten years, and it is the first Once."
The corner of Zhong Weiling's mouth twitched, a formation has been used for more than ten years, you really know how to manage your family diligently.
The right protector felt that Xie Zhiqin was making sophistry, couldn't bear it anymore, directly drew out the knife, and put it across Xie Zhiqin's neck: "Even if you are the number one sword cultivator in Yundu, if you disrespect our demon king, I will kill you anyway. Tell the truth soon! "
Xie Zhiqin said persistently: "I never lied, I really don't know who it is."
"Su Yang." Zhong Weiling stopped when he saw that Protector You really wanted to do something, "Don't be impulsive."
The right protector said seriously: "But if he touches His Highness, at least one hand must be cut off."
"Forget it, the Immortal Demon Ceremony is just around the corner, so it's inappropriate to cause trouble. Besides, the peace between the Immortal and Demon Dao has been hard-won for decades. After all, he is the junior brother of the head of Yundu, so I can't hurt the two Dao because of me alone." Be kind, besides, he didn't really do anything to me." He just touched his chest... and subconsciously pinched it by the way, they are all men, it doesn't matter, Zhong Weiling tried his best to understand the righteous way.
Protector You was helpless, and after repeatedly defending, he finally had to listen to Zhong Weiling and let him go.
Before leaving, Xie Zhiqin turned his head and glanced at Zhong Weiling, with a trace of gratitude mixed in his clear eyes.
But Zhong Weiling didn't pay attention, and just reminded impatiently: "After you go back, change your breaking formation, today you will be teleported to this seat, and tomorrow you may be directly teleported into your Yundu He was burned to death in the big alchemy furnace of Danlou, don't be tricked by others and not know."
Silly.
Xie Zhiqin tilted his head and stared at Zhong Weiling's mouth, his face full of bewilderment.
Zhong Weiling was stunned for a moment, then suddenly remembered that this guy couldn't hear at all.
A half-deaf bastard, why tell him so much.
"Let's go." Zhong Weiling waved his hand at him, Xie Zhiqin understood this gesture.
He made a fairy salute to Zhong Weiling, very sincerely, and then carefully restored the door panels damaged by the left and right guardians to their original positions, and then left.
"You let him go so easily, Your Highness, don't you think it's too much of a loss." Right Protector said puzzled.
Guardian Zuo was stunned: "I said, Su Yang, why are you so stupid? This matter is disgraceful. If it is said, it will damage the reputation of our demon king. Moreover, the marriage between our demon king and Yundu's disciple Sui Ming It has not yet been discussed, but if it is now known that the little uncle, Sui Ming, fell into the bathing pool of our demon lord, and... even touched our demon lord, do you think this marriage can still work?"
Sui Ming is the original text attack, which is to make the original owner become the protagonist of the love brain.
In the original text, the original owner has been trying to imitate the emperor of the world and engage in marriage in the name of consolidating the cooperative relationship between immortals and demons.
On the side of Xianmen, they disagreed at first, but after a heated discussion, they finally relaxed a little.
After all, the so-called friendship between the immortal and the devil is not a real friendship, and it may collapse at any time, but it must not be now.
Since the Great War between Immortals and Demons 17 years ago, the talents of the Immortal Sect headed by Yundu have been withered and depressed. Although the situation of the Demons is not much better, it is definitely not a wise move to break the two peaces.
However, when Yundu heard that the person the original owner wanted to marry was Sui Ming, the young disciple who was the light of hope of the Immortal Sect, he hesitated again.
Therefore, this matter has been discussed until now, without any result.
The right protector was stunned, and quickly knelt down to plead guilty: "It was Su Yang who didn't think carefully, and almost made His Highness lose face. Please punish him."
Zhong Weiling straightened his collar and coughed dryly: "Okay, no one will mention this matter in the future, just pretend it never happened."
So embarrassing.
The left protector and the right protector nodded in unison.
The Immortal Demon Ceremony began immediately, Zhong Weiling left the bathroom, walked towards the altar, and asked curiously: "Do you know why that Xie Zhiqin has been wearing a mask?"
Protector Right: "I heard that he looks too ugly."
Yan Gou Zhong Weiling pricked up his ears: "How ugly?"
Guardian Zuo shook his head: "I don't know, but it is said that there is a disease on the face and a mole with long hair."
The corner of Zhong Weiling's mouth twitched: "It's not easy to be so ugly."
Zuo Hufa did not describe in detail: "Some people say that he has been unable to find a Taoist partner because he is too ugly. However, it is difficult for anyone to form a Taoist partner with him, after all, he has to open his voice every day. , he can hear it, it's too difficult."
Zhong Weiling could no longer agree: "It is true."
Ugly, deaf, and stupid, anyone who becomes a Taoist partner with him will definitely go crazy.
When Zhong Weiling and the left and right guardians arrived at the ceremony, everything was ready.
This grand ceremony lasted for three days, and the immortal sects and the tribes of the demon clan took turns to host it. This year happened to be Yundu's turn.
The first day, which is today, is mainly to commemorate the undead in the battle between immortals and demons 17 years ago.
17 years ago, the former demon lord devoted himself to unifying the realm of self-cultivation. He was almost insane and did not hesitate to practice forbidden techniques. Later, he became mad and lost his mind.While crusading against Xianmen, some demon branches of the main peace faction were also massacred.Within one month, nearly [-] demon clansmen were executed, causing many demon clan elders to protest.
Since then, the demons have split into two factions, the old and the new.
The old demon clan was headed by the former demon lord, and the new demon clan was headed by the last single seedling of the demon lineage—the original owner.
Because the old demon tribe had always been the main combat faction of the demon tribe before the split, so in terms of combat power, it was far above the original owner and them.In addition to the situation at that time, the original owner and Xianmen had no choice but to form an alliance to fight against the former demon lord.
This battle lasted for three full years before it ended.
In this battle, both the demon clan and the immortal sect suffered heavy casualties. Some small sects and demon clans were even wiped out.
Today's ceremony is mainly to remind the younger generations not to forget the old ones.
Tomorrow and the next two days, there will be a group arena match between the disciples of immortals and demons, and both attackers and receivers will participate.
Maybe you can find an opportunity to perform the task.
After Zhong Weiling took his seat, he exchanged a few words with the heads of the Immortal Sect.
"I heard that the demons are going to marry Yundu, so I'm the first to congratulate you," said an immortal.
Zhong Weiling raised his eyebrows, and when he was about to deal with it, Feng Ji, head of Yundu, said with an unhappy expression: "This matter has not yet been agreed upon, congratulations at this time, it is too early."
After finishing speaking, Fengji secretly glanced at Zhong Weiling.
Zhong Weiling pretended not to notice his small movements, twisted a piece of sugar in the plate, peeled it off and put it in his mouth, leaned lazily on the seat, propped his head with one hand, and casually changed the topic: "This year's festival, I don't know who Yun wants to send to start the scene?"
Every year at the opening of the festival, the sect that hosted the festival will select the best person from the sect to perform the sword dance.
When Zhong Weiling asked, the immortal was also curious: "I have heard that Yundu's disciple is Sui Ming, and his swordsmanship is extraordinary at a young age, and he has a bit of the demeanor of Xie Xianshi when he was young. Are you going to arrange him to appear?"
It was originally arranged like this, but in the original text, as soon as Feng Ji received the news that the original owner wanted to marry Sui Ming, he immediately changed his mind and replaced him.
However, the original text is from a clear perspective, and the plot that has nothing to do with him is basically mentioned in one stroke. Therefore, the original text does not say who the substitute for today's festival opening is.
Fengji said with a haughty attitude: "Suiming is indeed accomplished, but after all, he is a child who has not grown up, and he is only 17 years old this year."
Feng Ji deliberately emphasized the word Seventeen, and at the same time, his eyes fell on Zhong Weiling for a moment, it was... the eyes looking at the pervert.
The original owner is at least a hundred years old, and every day he thinks about being exposed by a 17-year-old child, not only because of the wind, but also for all immortals and orthodox people who think that this demon king is either abnormal or crazy.
"He can't take on such a heavy responsibility for the time being," Fengji continued.
Zhong Weiling didn't pay attention to Fengji's small eyes at all, and crunched, biting the candy in his mouth: "Then who will it be?"
As soon as the words fell, Yu Guang was unconsciously attracted by a figure behind the altar.
He is tall and tall, dressed in white, and holds a silver sword.The bronze mask covered the upper half of the face, but the tip of the nose, lips, and the curvature of the jawline were gentle yet heroic.The soft hair on the sideburns fluttered slightly with the movement of the steps, and the silver bell on the waist swayed with a clear and sweet sound.
Zhong Weiling has a strong will to win.
In the end, Zhong Weiling's desire to win defeated his fear.
My brain was flooded, I signed up for a haunted house club, and set up a flag by the way, saying that within seven days, I would fundamentally overcome the fear of ghosts brought about by beating my mother's womb.
Then, at the age of 23, Young Master Zhong, who was about to graduate and go back to inherit hundreds of billions of property, died——
scared to death...
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One month later, Yundu Xianmen.
On the long corridor leading to the bathing place, the man in red stretched out his hand and broke off a peach blossom protruding into the corridor.
The sunlight was like broken gold, bypassing the glazed corridor eaves, and shining on the man, making the red dress even more eye-catching.
"Reporting to Mojun, the general guarding the Ghost Realm has recently left home to search for their young master who has been missing for many years. They are afraid that the separatist forces in the Ghost Realm will rebel, and I want you to suppress it, Your Highness." Guardian You reported solemnly.
"Me? Ghost town?" I'm almost the same as ghost town, Zhong Weiling refused coldly, "I'm not a Taoist priest, let them go to the people of Xianmen."
The breeze passed through the corridor, brushing Zhong Weiling's light chestnut-colored long hair, which was tied up casually, and the tips of the hair swept across his fair neck.
a little itchy.
Sure enough, it's been a week since I wore it, and I still don't quite get used to such long hair.
Guardian Right looked at Zhong Weiling blankly: "The ghost world and the immortal sect are against each other, and the people of the immortal gate will not be able to stay for long after passing by. It is lucky not to be taken hostage, let alone deterred."
"Then protector right, go for me, and now that the marriage between immortals and demons is imminent, I really can't leave." Zhong Weiling handed the peach blossom to protector right, and said with a cold expression, "guardian right has shared my worries for many years, It is equivalent to the left and right hands of this seat, let you go, this seat is also at ease."
The point is, you look fiercer.
Hearing this, Guardian You felt like two clusters of fires had been lit in his originally fierce eyes, as if he had seen a guiding light on the road of life.
Before Zhong Weiling could react, the right protector thumped—kneeling on the ground on one knee, as if dying, he said: "Su Yang will never fail His Highness's entrustment!"
This... is unnecessary.Zhong Weiling clenched his fists and coughed dryly, and said in a deep voice: "Since you have a heart of loyalty, I will give you another chance to show off. From now on, you will be fully responsible for the affairs of the ghost world. Seeing you is as good as seeing me. If someone is not convinced, you can let them come to me."
There is light in the right guardian's eyes: "With His Highness's words, Su Yang will be heartbroken, and he will not hesitate to do so!"
It's too exaggerated, I just have a shadow on the ghost and let you do it for me.
"It's great that you are so loyal. The ceremony of immortals and demons is about to begin. You should do your work first. I'm going to take a bath." After Zhong Weiling finished speaking, he carried a change of clothes into the bathroom.
The left protector folded his arms and walked to the right protector, curiously: "Do you feel that His Highness has been a little strange recently."
The right protector got up and patted the dirt on his knees, and regained that iceberg expression: "I found out, I value me more than before."
Guardian Zuo rolled his eyes: "I'm talking about His Highness's behavior."
The right protector grumbled dully: "Since Sunrise Pass the previous day, all kinds of behaviors and even preferences are indeed different from before."
Guardian Zuo agreed: "Besides, the lights are not turned off at night, and people change the Demon King's Palace to face south all night, saying that it is good Feng Shui. I don't even eat the little ghost meat that I like most. I almost died I suspect that the Demon Lord was taken away by someone."
"What nonsense are you talking about? The Demon Lord is the only descendant of the Heavenly Demon lineage. His potential is beyond our imagination. How could he be taken away?" The Right Guardian, who had just won Zhong Weiling's respect, immediately retorted.
Guardian Zuo: "I was just joking, why are you so serious?"
The right protector: "You can't make jokes. Does the entire cultivation world still criticize His Highness less? As his right-hand man and right-hand man, it's too late to refute rumors. How can you still joke yourself?!"
"Okay, okay, I can't tell you." Guardian Zuo was too lazy to talk, but he couldn't help but said, "His Royal Highness usually doesn't like to take a bath, and said that he would wash away his aura, but why is he so fond of cleaning all of a sudden recently? Everyday Wash them all..."
The two discussed quietly outside the door. Inside, Zhong Weiling was taking off his clothes, and Zhong Weiling was complaining in his heart.
I thought it was bad enough to be scared to death by a haunted house, but the ghost knows that I still have to hook up with men to survive.
[System: This is just a plot requirement. 】
Zhong Weiling rolled his eyes three times: "But I'm a straight man, so you think it's appropriate for me to be a straight man to seduce another man?"
[System: Not suitable, but the plot requires it. 】
Zhong Weiling: "..."
Dare to change the reason?
After Zhong Weiling was frightened to death, he transmigrated into a comprehension novel and became the villain with the same name and surname as him.
The novel follows the trend of upgrading, old fashioned.The male protagonist kept fighting monsters and leveling up, fell in love halfway, and finally killed the biggest boss, that is, the devil. He reached the pinnacle of life, was admired by thousands of people, and praised by all generations.
Although the article was tagged as abusive, Zhong Weiling only saw two characters when he saw the death of the Demon Lord from the beginning - sand sculpture.
The male protagonist is just a naive, talented person, interacting with people, especially like a cross talk troupe, but his emotional intelligence is seriously depressed.
However, the demon king is more concave than him.
The villains of other people's families are fucking around the world, doing bad things seriously every day.The villain in this book only wants to fall in love every day, not doing business properly, and finally talks about himself to death.
Before dying, he asked the protagonist with a sad face: "Have you ever loved me?"
In short, no comparison, no harm.
I thought it would be unlucky enough to be such a weirdo, but I didn't expect that he was bound to an even more unlucky system and had to complete a series of extremely unlucky tasks.
In addition to being a good "villain" according to the original plot, he also wants the protagonist to step on him to reach the pinnacle of life, and then let the protagonist kill himself to achieve the death ending of the original owner in the original text.It is said that if necessary, some lines in the original language that are embarrassing toe-picking must be read verbatim.
"From the day I fell in love with you, I have embarked on a road of no return."
"Loving you is the only hope for me to survive."
"No matter when you turn your head, this seat is behind you."
... A few words from the original text that impressed him "deeply" floated in Zhong Weiling's mind, and his whole body went numb for a while, and his toes were slightly scratched.
But only in this way can one completely break away from the plot, exchange the points earned for a chance of rebirth, and gain real freedom.
In the meantime, you have to keep your infatuated love brains intact, otherwise, you will be directly obliterated by the rules.
Zhong Weiling's first task is to create the first big emotional conflict after Gong and Shou have a good impression of each other.
In fact, it is the legendary misunderstanding stalk: Before the end of the fairy and devil ceremony, hook up with the original text attack, and then deliberately be met by the original text subject, so that the subject can be misunderstood.
Although Zhong Weiling is so big, he has never even held a girl's hand, but he is 90.00% sure that he is straight.
For this novice task, he even suspected that he was deliberately challenging his bottom line of Master Zhong's integrity.
[System: In order to take care of the host's emotions, if this mission is successfully completed, you will get 10 IQ points. 】
Can IQ still increase like this?Zhong Weiling raised his eyebrows: "Then what is my IQ now?"
【System: 30.】
Zhong Weiling: "..."
Okay, think about the stupid crying behavior of the original owner, 30 is a lot.
However, Zhong Weiling: "Is there any benefit to having a higher IQ?"
[System: The higher the IQ, the more clues and hints you will get when completing plot tasks, which can greatly increase the host's success rate in completing tasks.You will also discover many little secrets. 】
"Barely, it's kind of useful." Zhong Weiling walked into the soup pond unhappily in his underpants.
The water level just reached Zhong Weiling's chest, thick water vapor wrapped around Zhong Weiling's shoulders, and the bath soup was filled with jelly grass, which made it very comfortable.
Just as Zhong Weiling closed his eyes to enjoy, a magic circle suddenly appeared above the Tangchi, and then, with a splash—a huge splash of water blasted several feet away, slapping him in the face.
"What the hell?" Zhong Weiling wiped the water from his face, feeling that his lower body seemed to be pressed by something, making it difficult to move for a while.
Moreover, a faint and strange aroma penetrated into Zhong Weiling's nose, as if something had melted into the bath soup.
Zhong Weiling lowered his eyes, and was about to see what it was that fell in, but met a pair of gentle and terrified eyes.
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Human or ghost?
"Excuse me, I didn't mean it, are you okay?" the man panicked.
There was too much movement in the room, the left and right guardians heard the sound and broke into the door directly.
When the door panel broke away from the door frame and fell fan-shaped, Zhong Weiling leaned against the wall of the soup pond with a big horse and a golden sword, and a man wearing a mask was lying on his body. The man's hand...
"Where are you touching? Hurry up and get off me!" Zhong Weiling's face blushed, and he pinched his fingers firmly, trying to remove the man from the soup pool, but...
How is it transferred?
In a daze, the guardians of the left and right had already come over: "Let go of our demon king!"
The left and right protectors had quick eyes and quick hands, and cooperated with each other tacitly. With one move, he forked the man out of the soup pool, tied him to a chair, and waited for Zhong Weiling to deal with him.
"Mojun, this person seems to be Xie Zhiqin from Yundu." Zuo Hufa whispered.
Zhong Weiling quickly put on his clothes, confused: "Who is Xie Zhiqin, is he famous?"
Why doesn't he remember, there is this person in the original text.
Regarding the fact that Zhong Weiling didn't know Xie Zhiqin, Zuo Hufa expressed his astonishment: "The devil really doesn't know him? He is the one who wears a ghost mask every day, and his ears are not so good, so people talk to him very loudly. The number one swordsman in the world that he can only hear."
The number one swordsman in the world... Zhong Weiling managed to find some information from his meager memory of the original text.
It seems that there is indeed such a person who became famous at a young age, a genius in swordsmanship, and the mascot of Yundu Xianmen.
The reason why he is the mascot is because, after the battle between immortals and demons 17 years ago, he has never used a sword again.
If the sword repairer doesn't draw his sword, isn't that the mascot of the town scene?
"I didn't trespass on your soup pool on purpose, I just wanted to go back to my room to get some things, but I don't know who changed my teleportation formation and sent me here." Xie Mascot tried hard to defend.
Zhong Weiling crossed his arms and said suspiciously: "You are the number one swordsman in the world, who can easily tamper with your formation?"
Xie Zhiqin didn't speak for a long time. Although he was wearing a mask and couldn't see his expression clearly, he could see the helplessness and stalemate in his eyes.
Zhong Weiling said displeased, "Why didn't you answer?"
Xie Zhiqin said embarrassingly, "Excuse me, I, I have bad hearing, I can't hear clearly, can you speak louder?"
Zhong Weiling: "..."
It turns out, brother, you really can't hear me.
Zhong Weiling took a deep breath, and raised his voice: "This seat said, you are the number one swordsman in the world, who is so capable and able to tamper with your formation?"
Xie Zhiqin finally heard it clearly now, he knew that Zhong Weiling didn't believe him, but: "I don't know who it is, but my formation has been tampered with, I have used this formation for more than ten years, and it is the first Once."
The corner of Zhong Weiling's mouth twitched, a formation has been used for more than ten years, you really know how to manage your family diligently.
The right protector felt that Xie Zhiqin was making sophistry, couldn't bear it anymore, directly drew out the knife, and put it across Xie Zhiqin's neck: "Even if you are the number one sword cultivator in Yundu, if you disrespect our demon king, I will kill you anyway. Tell the truth soon! "
Xie Zhiqin said persistently: "I never lied, I really don't know who it is."
"Su Yang." Zhong Weiling stopped when he saw that Protector You really wanted to do something, "Don't be impulsive."
The right protector said seriously: "But if he touches His Highness, at least one hand must be cut off."
"Forget it, the Immortal Demon Ceremony is just around the corner, so it's inappropriate to cause trouble. Besides, the peace between the Immortal and Demon Dao has been hard-won for decades. After all, he is the junior brother of the head of Yundu, so I can't hurt the two Dao because of me alone." Be kind, besides, he didn't really do anything to me." He just touched his chest... and subconsciously pinched it by the way, they are all men, it doesn't matter, Zhong Weiling tried his best to understand the righteous way.
Protector You was helpless, and after repeatedly defending, he finally had to listen to Zhong Weiling and let him go.
Before leaving, Xie Zhiqin turned his head and glanced at Zhong Weiling, with a trace of gratitude mixed in his clear eyes.
But Zhong Weiling didn't pay attention, and just reminded impatiently: "After you go back, change your breaking formation, today you will be teleported to this seat, and tomorrow you may be directly teleported into your Yundu He was burned to death in the big alchemy furnace of Danlou, don't be tricked by others and not know."
Silly.
Xie Zhiqin tilted his head and stared at Zhong Weiling's mouth, his face full of bewilderment.
Zhong Weiling was stunned for a moment, then suddenly remembered that this guy couldn't hear at all.
A half-deaf bastard, why tell him so much.
"Let's go." Zhong Weiling waved his hand at him, Xie Zhiqin understood this gesture.
He made a fairy salute to Zhong Weiling, very sincerely, and then carefully restored the door panels damaged by the left and right guardians to their original positions, and then left.
"You let him go so easily, Your Highness, don't you think it's too much of a loss." Right Protector said puzzled.
Guardian Zuo was stunned: "I said, Su Yang, why are you so stupid? This matter is disgraceful. If it is said, it will damage the reputation of our demon king. Moreover, the marriage between our demon king and Yundu's disciple Sui Ming It has not yet been discussed, but if it is now known that the little uncle, Sui Ming, fell into the bathing pool of our demon lord, and... even touched our demon lord, do you think this marriage can still work?"
Sui Ming is the original text attack, which is to make the original owner become the protagonist of the love brain.
In the original text, the original owner has been trying to imitate the emperor of the world and engage in marriage in the name of consolidating the cooperative relationship between immortals and demons.
On the side of Xianmen, they disagreed at first, but after a heated discussion, they finally relaxed a little.
After all, the so-called friendship between the immortal and the devil is not a real friendship, and it may collapse at any time, but it must not be now.
Since the Great War between Immortals and Demons 17 years ago, the talents of the Immortal Sect headed by Yundu have been withered and depressed. Although the situation of the Demons is not much better, it is definitely not a wise move to break the two peaces.
However, when Yundu heard that the person the original owner wanted to marry was Sui Ming, the young disciple who was the light of hope of the Immortal Sect, he hesitated again.
Therefore, this matter has been discussed until now, without any result.
The right protector was stunned, and quickly knelt down to plead guilty: "It was Su Yang who didn't think carefully, and almost made His Highness lose face. Please punish him."
Zhong Weiling straightened his collar and coughed dryly: "Okay, no one will mention this matter in the future, just pretend it never happened."
So embarrassing.
The left protector and the right protector nodded in unison.
The Immortal Demon Ceremony began immediately, Zhong Weiling left the bathroom, walked towards the altar, and asked curiously: "Do you know why that Xie Zhiqin has been wearing a mask?"
Protector Right: "I heard that he looks too ugly."
Yan Gou Zhong Weiling pricked up his ears: "How ugly?"
Guardian Zuo shook his head: "I don't know, but it is said that there is a disease on the face and a mole with long hair."
The corner of Zhong Weiling's mouth twitched: "It's not easy to be so ugly."
Zuo Hufa did not describe in detail: "Some people say that he has been unable to find a Taoist partner because he is too ugly. However, it is difficult for anyone to form a Taoist partner with him, after all, he has to open his voice every day. , he can hear it, it's too difficult."
Zhong Weiling could no longer agree: "It is true."
Ugly, deaf, and stupid, anyone who becomes a Taoist partner with him will definitely go crazy.
When Zhong Weiling and the left and right guardians arrived at the ceremony, everything was ready.
This grand ceremony lasted for three days, and the immortal sects and the tribes of the demon clan took turns to host it. This year happened to be Yundu's turn.
The first day, which is today, is mainly to commemorate the undead in the battle between immortals and demons 17 years ago.
17 years ago, the former demon lord devoted himself to unifying the realm of self-cultivation. He was almost insane and did not hesitate to practice forbidden techniques. Later, he became mad and lost his mind.While crusading against Xianmen, some demon branches of the main peace faction were also massacred.Within one month, nearly [-] demon clansmen were executed, causing many demon clan elders to protest.
Since then, the demons have split into two factions, the old and the new.
The old demon clan was headed by the former demon lord, and the new demon clan was headed by the last single seedling of the demon lineage—the original owner.
Because the old demon tribe had always been the main combat faction of the demon tribe before the split, so in terms of combat power, it was far above the original owner and them.In addition to the situation at that time, the original owner and Xianmen had no choice but to form an alliance to fight against the former demon lord.
This battle lasted for three full years before it ended.
In this battle, both the demon clan and the immortal sect suffered heavy casualties. Some small sects and demon clans were even wiped out.
Today's ceremony is mainly to remind the younger generations not to forget the old ones.
Tomorrow and the next two days, there will be a group arena match between the disciples of immortals and demons, and both attackers and receivers will participate.
Maybe you can find an opportunity to perform the task.
After Zhong Weiling took his seat, he exchanged a few words with the heads of the Immortal Sect.
"I heard that the demons are going to marry Yundu, so I'm the first to congratulate you," said an immortal.
Zhong Weiling raised his eyebrows, and when he was about to deal with it, Feng Ji, head of Yundu, said with an unhappy expression: "This matter has not yet been agreed upon, congratulations at this time, it is too early."
After finishing speaking, Fengji secretly glanced at Zhong Weiling.
Zhong Weiling pretended not to notice his small movements, twisted a piece of sugar in the plate, peeled it off and put it in his mouth, leaned lazily on the seat, propped his head with one hand, and casually changed the topic: "This year's festival, I don't know who Yun wants to send to start the scene?"
Every year at the opening of the festival, the sect that hosted the festival will select the best person from the sect to perform the sword dance.
When Zhong Weiling asked, the immortal was also curious: "I have heard that Yundu's disciple is Sui Ming, and his swordsmanship is extraordinary at a young age, and he has a bit of the demeanor of Xie Xianshi when he was young. Are you going to arrange him to appear?"
It was originally arranged like this, but in the original text, as soon as Feng Ji received the news that the original owner wanted to marry Sui Ming, he immediately changed his mind and replaced him.
However, the original text is from a clear perspective, and the plot that has nothing to do with him is basically mentioned in one stroke. Therefore, the original text does not say who the substitute for today's festival opening is.
Fengji said with a haughty attitude: "Suiming is indeed accomplished, but after all, he is a child who has not grown up, and he is only 17 years old this year."
Feng Ji deliberately emphasized the word Seventeen, and at the same time, his eyes fell on Zhong Weiling for a moment, it was... the eyes looking at the pervert.
The original owner is at least a hundred years old, and every day he thinks about being exposed by a 17-year-old child, not only because of the wind, but also for all immortals and orthodox people who think that this demon king is either abnormal or crazy.
"He can't take on such a heavy responsibility for the time being," Fengji continued.
Zhong Weiling didn't pay attention to Fengji's small eyes at all, and crunched, biting the candy in his mouth: "Then who will it be?"
As soon as the words fell, Yu Guang was unconsciously attracted by a figure behind the altar.
He is tall and tall, dressed in white, and holds a silver sword.The bronze mask covered the upper half of the face, but the tip of the nose, lips, and the curvature of the jawline were gentle yet heroic.The soft hair on the sideburns fluttered slightly with the movement of the steps, and the silver bell on the waist swayed with a clear and sweet sound.
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