When I woke up, my son was older than me

Tang Seng has always been the most popular in the Journey to the West group, not to mention that Tang Seng's appearance can be called a white-faced niche, but his flesh and blood can make people live forever, which makes people crazy.It would be a kind of praise if other people crowned this title, but apart from the gorgeous appearance, the connotation of the Huagao Yizhong Westward Journey combination is really embarrassing.

No matter what the connotation is, I have to mention the nomenclature explanation of the scumbag.

Xiao Sifan didn't understand the reason, but he could hear the mocking tone from the person in front of him.

"Lu Miao, what are you talking about!" Xiao Yue replied first.

"What are you talking about, don't you know?" Lu Miao withdrew his gaze, with a big grin on the corner of his mouth, "It seems that your brain still can't keep up with your face today." He subconsciously shrugged, "That's right, You, Xiao Yue, have nothing but this face."

"What did you say--"

"I heard that Young Master Xiao went to block people today, who is blocking?"

Xiao Yue held his breath, "It's none of your business!"

Lu Miao glanced sideways at Xiao Sifan, and replied, "Oh, I'm afraid I blocked the wrong person."

It was Xiao Yue who was forced to follow Xiao Song into the principal's office when he blocked the wrong person.Because of his face, he couldn't directly apologize to Xiao Sifan, and this guy beat him up relentlessly, no matter what, he lost money.

But no matter how much he lost money, when this matter was brought up to the public, Xiao Yue, who wanted to save face so much, froze his face.

"So what if the block is wrong?" Xiao Sifan stepped over Xiao Yue and stood in front of Lu Miao. He looked familiar at the person in front of him, but he couldn't remember when he had seen this guy.It's just that the other party's surname is indeed familiar. 18 years ago, he had a good brother named Lu.

Those are all past events, and the surname Lu is not a rare surname. Xiao Sifan thought about it and stopped looking into it.

But after he replied, the person in front of him showed displeasure, and the displeasure was obvious. Look at the narrow eyes that were already elongated a little because of displeasure.His eyes were cold, as if he had suppressed all kind emotions, and only focused his piercing gaze on Xiao Sifan.

"When is it your turn to speak here?"

"Lu Miao! What he said meant what I meant. Why? Want to fight?"

Lu Miao withdrew her cold and piercing eyes, and cast them on Xiao Yue softly, but her mouth was full of anger, "Young Master Xiao who wears the magic spell is obedient."

"That's not as good as you, an orphan who is left alone." After speaking, he paused, a little regretful.

Others may not know about the affairs of the Lu family, but how can the Xiao family, who are friends of the Lu family, not know.Xiao Yue and Lu Miao grew up together, and the two had a pretty good relationship when they were young, but the more they grew up, the more they became separated.I can't say the reason for the estrangement, but it's just that they haven't seen each other for a long time, and when they meet again, they find that they are no longer the innocent children they were at the beginning.

The Lu family has a lot of things that the Lu family can't talk about, and the Xiao family has the style of the Xiao family.

The name "Orphan" was not given by anyone, but by Lu Miao himself in front of everyone in the Lu family.Although Lu Miao is the son of Lu Hang, the head of the Lu family, outsiders know that Lu Miao's status in Lu Hang's heart is not as good as Xiao Yue's.

Because of this, Xiao Yue's existence in Lu Miao's heart became more and more like a thorn.

He hated Xiao Yue very much.

"It was a little too much for you to say that about him just now." Xiao Sifan followed Xiao Yue, and the two of them had already reached the classroom door of Class [-] and Class [-] of Senior High School.

Xiao Yue was agitated. Hearing what Xiao Sifan said, he suddenly became angry: "Why do you say that about me? Uncle just asked me to take care of you, but he didn't let you take care of me. You really think of yourself as the elder of the Xiao family ? Or do you really think of me as a grandson wearing a magic spell? Even if you are, then you are not that Tang Monk..."

"Of course I'm not Tang Seng." Xiao Sifan didn't deny Xiao Yue's other words, and walked into the gate of Class Three and Class Three with the sound of the class bell.

He was arranged to sit next to Xiao Yue, which was vacant all the year round, and no one in the class dared to touch the mold of the school bully.Xiao Sifan took his seat calmly, and the left and right protectors who had slipped away were directly in front of him.The name of the left protector is He Yu, and the name of the right protector is Dai Hao. They stared at Xiao Sifan's arrival, their eyes widened irresistibly.

"elder brother!"

As soon as Xiao Yue came, they turned around, "Why is this guy sitting here?"

They muttered in their mouths, and they were even more afraid that this guy would say something that shouldn't be said in front of everyone.So, taking advantage of Xiao Yue's inattention, Dai Hao stretched out his foot and kicked Xiao Sifan's stool half a foot away, and at the same time pretended to be a tiger and said: "Get up! Is this a place where you can sit?"

That kick came suddenly, Xiao Sifan got up subconsciously, but his leg was still scratched by the stool foot.Even though the plastic sheet broke through several layers of skin and the blood didn't bleed much, the pain from the broken skin was still hot.

"You deserve it!" He Yu said immediately, "Who asked you to sit next to our Brother Yue, is that seat available to you?"

Xiao Sifan pulled his lips, and reached out his hand to wipe some blood from the broken skin.The bloodshot wound around the fingertips, although it looked like a pattern, it was dazzling no matter what.In particular, the fishy smell emanating from the blood irritated the nasal cavity, and half of the string called reason that had been stretched at the back of the head was broken.

He raised his eyes, his fan-like eyelashes lingering in the air.

"Why can't you sit down?"

Why?

The two people in front of them seemed to have heard a big joke. They looked at each other, got up and kicked the desk in front of Xiao Sifan away while Xiao Yue ignored it, and then stepped on the desk that had already been kicked. On the stool under the desk.

The huge shoe prints were just printed on the scorched yellow stool.

Dai Hao raised his chin and said, "Why do you think so?"

The classroom was surprisingly quiet. The teacher of this class hadn't come for some unknown reason, but the person who was the class representative didn't dare to leave the class in such a tense atmosphere.As a result, after a full 10 minutes of class time, the third and third classes of senior high school still maintained their self-study state.

"Okay..." Due to the seniority of the Xiao family, Xiao Yue saw that Dai Hao's arrogance became more and more arrogant, and wanted to stop him.As a result, before he could say the first half of his sentence, he was shocked by the turning scene in front of him.

Dai Hao's face was firmly stuck to the stool with huge footprints on it, and his collar was twisted into a ball and wrapped around the iron plate under the stool.No matter how hard he struggled, the iron piece hooked by the collar of the stool refused to come out, and instead made his neck feel a huge pain of being pulled.

"Brother Yue...Brother Brother..." Dai Hao burst into tears in pain.

Xiao Yue stepped forward to rescue Dai Hao, but was held down by Xiao Sifan.

"What are you doing? Let him go!"

"Let it go, why?" Xiao Sifan pulled the corner of his mouth, glanced at Dai Hao, and said "stupid".

He is not interested in playing fighting games with these guys in front of him, but I will not offend anyone, even his own son has to pay the price for the wrong things he did.

"By..."

Why, Xiao Yue naturally couldn't tell why.He just ignored Dai Hao's spirit to kill Xiao Sifan just now, just wanted to tell the other party not to use his status as an elder to overwhelm him, but he accidentally failed to kill Xiao Sifan, but let people kill their spirit first.

Xiao Yue suddenly felt frustrated.

Fortunately, out of fear, none of the people in the classroom dared to lift their heads up, and no one could see such embarrassing things.

"Tell me, what do you want?"

"I don't want to do anything, he soiled my stool, should I let him wipe it clean?" Xiao Sifan stretched out his legs and kicked the stool where Dai Hao was sitting, and followed what the other party did just now. Leave a big footprint on the stool, "Shouldn't there be a report after cleaning it?"

"You finished the report, can you let him go." Xiao Yue squeezed out the words word by word.

"random."

After all, Xiao Sifan didn't really want to do anything to him, after Xiao Yue rescued Dai Hao, he took out a handkerchief from his pocket and began to wipe the stool carefully.It was still the same veil that smelled of hospital disinfectant. I rubbed it twice with hand sanitizer in the principal's office, and it was just wet enough to wipe off the dust on the stool.

Seeing Xiao Sifan wiping the surface of the stool little by little, folding the corners of the handkerchief over and over again.

The gloom in Xiao Yue's heart immediately dissipated a lot, and he pretended to take out a pack of napkins from the table, and then pulled out one of them.Under Xiao Sifan's curious expression, he unfolded the square-sized paper towel, stroked it casually on the table twice with a big wave of his hand, then crumpled the paper towel into a ball, and threw it into the trash can in an arc.

"That's a paper towel?" Xiao Sifan knew about paper towels, but when he was in school, everyone liked to use handkerchiefs, and few people in his class used paper towels.Now when he suddenly saw the paper towel that Xiao Yue threw into the trash can, his entire gaze was attracted to it.

The white and smooth surface of the paper towel attracted Xiao Sifan's attention so much that he even forgot the handkerchief on his hand, and just wanted to take it out and paw it on his stool.See if, as he thought, the paper surface is dirty, but the stool surface is clean.

Throw it away after use, not to mention repeated cleaning.

"Cough cough."

As if attracting the other party's attention was something to be pleased about, Xiao Yue straightened up under Xiao Sifan's inquiry, and slowly walked past the other party with a tissue bag in his hand.While shaking, he also took out one of them, unfolded it again, and wiped his palm with a low magnification.

After use, throw it into the trash can again with the same arc.

Xiao Sifan stared at the ball of white paper and frowned.He lowered his head and glanced at the half-dried blue-black handkerchief in his hand, and then at the white paper in the square-sized plastic box in the opponent's hand, always feeling that the sense of age gap was vividly presented at this moment.

After class, Xiao Yue raised two pairs of red hands to take a shower of cold water.He didn't know where his stupid idea came from, he just wiped all the wrapping tissues in his desk under Xiao Sifan's gaze, causing his hands to be numb from rubbing.

"Brother." Holding a few strands of broken hair, Dai Hao said angrily: "That guy is too much! I, Haozi, can't swallow this breath. I must rub that guy's face against the stool hard."

"That's right, brother. That guy not only beat up Haozi, but also cut off your beard, brother, it's unbearable!" He Yu followed up.

The two talked to each other, and prepared a ten tortures for Xiao Sifan in front of Xiao Yue.As soon as Xiao Yue opened his mouth to explain, both of them were stunned.

Xiao Yue said: "He is not the person we are looking for, I made a mistake."

"What? Mistake?"

So what if you admit it wrong, Xiao Yue murmured in his heart.

In fact, he had already shaken hands with that guy and made peace after he knew that that guy was not the one he was looking for. Who knew that the other party didn't take his face seriously, not only disciplining him like an elder, but also He helped Lu Miao speak up when he could clearly see that he and Lu Miao were not at odds.

That being the case, why did he "shake hands and make peace" with that guy again.