At four o'clock in the afternoon, WeChat, Xiao Yu's circle of friends——

【Awake!The weather is so nice ~ why isn't there a typhoon?I want to stay for two more days~ ps: My Neighbor Totoro’s pajamas were broken, so I took a new set, and I can’t receive the courier if I’m not at home, sosad…qaq] r Reply: Are all the pajamas broken?You are too intense!

Shaw replied to Deer: You can't describe it below the neck, so don't talk about it here~>. . <] r: [What's the benefit of talking? 】

Shaw: [Talking about money hurts feelings~=. =]

r: [Well... a little busy...]

shaw: [...The money commissioned by "Mona Lisa" hasn't been moved yet, so why don't you bear it? →_→] r: [I'm free now. 】

Shaw: [Aki!Our French restaurant has been hacked by deer!Aww! ! qaq] archi: [Aww! ! ! qaq]

r: […]

Ray: [Xiaoqi, what class did you just say? 】

Shaw: [Fucking boss!Nima, who added this stuff? ! ] ivan: [c language...==]

r: [Is there a problem? 】

Ray: [Well, don't worry about this matter. 】

Ray: [Also - don't chat during working hours, you guys are too slack. 】shaw: 【It's time to hang up! ! ! 】

Ray: [Let's talk nonsense and deduct the end of the year! ! ! 】

shaw: [I will be the only one in the organization who is expelled from the university... Boss, is it really good for someone who lost you like this? qaq] ray: [It's okay, they don't know me anyway. 】

Shaw: [Old bastard!Don't let me see you!Otherwise it must be killed! ! ! 】System prompt: shaw has been blocked by administrator ray.

Xiao Yu: "!!!!"

A certain one wanted to vomit blood depressedly, and clicked on safari to check the answer with the last hope. It turned out that the new professor was really cunning, and Google didn't even have a similar question type.

A few minutes later, the screen of the phone suddenly lit up, and Xiao Yu, who had given up struggling and waited for death with peace of mind, swiped open to check. After seeing the content clearly, she was moved to tears, and Lu Cen actually sent all the answers in private chat!

The first class was about to end, Xiao Yu hurriedly replied [I love you to death! ], and then quickly type the code into the answer area of ​​the corresponding answer question with ten fingers.

After a while, the bell rang for the end of get out of class, and the beautiful girl beside her sighed. Xiao Yu submitted with tears in her eyes, and decided to hold Lulu's thigh tightly before passing the test in C language, and be a hard-working, on-call student High quality leg hair.

During the break, students gathered by nationality to discuss the exam just now. People like Xiao Yu who often skip classes and are at risk of being expelled at any time usually have no friends, so they had to play Hearthstone alone with their ipad on the wifi in the computer room .

The guy on the opposite side was a bit difficult to deal with, Xiao Yu failed to deal with him in one class break, and after class, he put the ipad under the computer desk, slid down and continued to play secretly.

The only sound left in the entire computer room is the sound of the main engine running, and the sound of footsteps at the door. As a student, Xiao Yu knows very well that when doing something wrong, he must never make eye contact with creatures like teachers or professors, otherwise they will be aware of it in an instant. You have a guilty conscience, and even if you are lucky enough to not reveal your flaws, you are likely to become the object of priority interaction.

So a certain witty one didn't raise its head, and even lowered its body a little bit to ensure that the monitor could completely cover itself. However, despite focusing on the game, Xiao Yu still noticed that the atmosphere in the computer room changed after the professor entered the door. Some kind of subtle change.

For example... He took a moment to glance at the blonde beauty beside him. The girl's back was straight, and it was obvious that she was taking a breath, her lower abdomen was tightened, and her two slender arms were wrapped around her chest, squeezing the already eye-catching part. Pressed even more plumply, staring eagerly at the podium.

Xiao Yu: "..."

Xiao Yu shook his head inexplicably, and looked at the game against him again.

"In the second class, I would like to ask a student to answer some classic questions in the computer field."

The voice of the c language professor sounded very young, and his attitude was a little cold. Xiao Yu felt familiar, but suddenly felt chilly in his heart, and felt a strange feeling inexplicably, and couldn't help but look up.

At that moment, across the hundreds of computers in the computer room and the black crowd of people, Xiao Yu, who was sitting in the last row, met Luo Yifan, who was standing behind the podium. Come up with a name.

The blond beauty frowned slightly in disappointment, then glanced contemptuously to the side.

——That was the name on the fake certificate provided by the organization for Xiao Yu.

Xiao Yu's glass heart was trampled to pieces by tens of thousands of grass-mud horses. He put his fingers together on the ipad and stood up slowly. The corners of his mouth twitched, and his face said, "You must have been sent by Leonard to entertain me." No', staring resentfully at a certain detective Mr. who is a teacher.

"Hello," Luo Yifan said indifferently, "I'm a new teacher of C language. I joined the job in June. If I remember correctly, this should be our first meeting."

Xiao Yu's eyes darkened, and he almost exploded. He said angrily in his heart: This is the first time I meet you, uncle!In June, labor and management were stabbed and recuperating in Phoenix!You fucking molested me on the hospital bed, have you lost your memory? !

"Hehe," a certain animal smiled, "Call the beast."

Luo Yifan's dark gray eyes were stained with a smile, he put the roster on the podium, and said without going around in circles, "My question today is - please explain the difference between the Hamiltonian circuit and the Euler circuit."

Xiao Yu: "..."

Xiao Yu could understand every word, but after putting them together, he didn't understand the meaning at all... So he could only look at Yifan innocently, for a long time and in silence, "Sit down," Yifan raised his hand and pressed down , "After the last class in the evening, come to the department office, let's talk about your learning of C language this semester."

Xiao Yu: "..."

Mr. Thief, who was inexplicably interviewed to talk about his life, was very upset, so he played Hearthstone for an hour in C language class with his ipad in hand.

At nine o'clock in the evening, on the top floor of the computer center, there was an unbearable gasp from behind the half-hidden office door.

The overhead lights are dark, and the only source of light comes from a computer monitor that gives detailed explanations of the two circuits.

Xiao Yu was completely naked, with one leg lifted up on the desk, rubbing against the computer screen somewhere so excited that it ached, leaving a lewd and ambiguous water mark on the glass surface emitting white light.

"Ah... light, light..."

There should be students staying in the whole building for evening self-study. Someone may come in at any time. Xiao Yu's cheeks flushed, and he barely supported the table with his hands. It was smashed by someone.

Late at night in the office, the well-dressed professor and the punished student, it is very exciting to think about it!

Luo Yifan supported Xiao Yu's lower abdomen with his palm, holding something at the root with his two fingers and couldn't stop shaking it. He lowered his head and kissed the delicate skin of the young boy's neck, gnawed it gently between his teeth, his hoarse voice was like some kind of fierce Beast, play with taste: "Morning, who do you say is a perverted C language teacher?"

Xiao Yu let out a suppressed groan, almost being played to pieces, once the pleasure of being abused came up, it was so exhilarating, her breathing became more and more rapid, and she didn't have the energy to speak at all.

Yi Fan squeezed Xiao Yu's chin, forced him to look at the computer screen, and said each word: "Write it down for me, otherwise we will continue tomorrow night."

Therefore, Mr. Thief barely figured out the judgment rules and differences between the Hamiltonian circuit and the Euler circuit in a state of extreme confusion. As a result, in class the next day, Yifan’s problem became——Explain the Tower of Hanoi using a recursive method question.

Xiao Yu: "!!!!"

Of course, in order to reward a certain animal for learning the two circuits, Professor Ivan deliberately changed his position when explaining the new topic.

On the third day, Mr. Thief was asked the question of "Seven Bridges of Königsberg".

Day [-]...

A few months later, at more than three o'clock in the morning, Leonard, who was handling official duties overnight at the headquarters of the Washington Committee, received a call for complaints——

"Labor and capital can't take it anymore!" Xiao Yu shouted holding the phone, "Yi Fan is so awesome to be a university professor? Can you transfer him away?! Leonard, listen to me, at the University of Miami, I can only stay with him. one!"

Leonard plucked his ears, and smiled unkindly, "I have seen your recent exam results, and you have clearly improved."

Xiao Yu wanted to cry without tears, and said in grief and indignation: "Will the progress of my grades give me a year-end increase? I am almost played to death by you! If I don't solve it, I will forcefully withdraw from the group!"

"Don't be impulsive," Leonard comforted without sincerity: "I will return to Miami as soon as possible."

Xiao Yu sneered, "Come back and transfer me to another school, or to Yifan?"

Leonard: "There is no time to resolve these two items..."

"Then don't come back!" Xiao Yu desperately wanted to drop the phone.

"Don't mess around," Leonard couldn't help but pretend to be serious and said, "It's a new entrustment. The entrustment letter has been sent to your mailbox. Deer will contact you for a meeting. You can notify Ivan to prepare."

Xiao Yu was silent for a moment, thinking that this was a way to change the current play of the teachers and students in the office of the Tiantian Department, so she reluctantly nodded in agreement.

"What did you steal this time?" a certain one asked.

"You don't need to steal," Leonard said, "The client received a notice from an anonymous thief that the targeted goods are worth hundreds of millions of dollars, so I entrust you to protect the target."

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