An artist who doesn't work hard to code is not a good devil

"Do you want to hand it over?" The Lord lifted up a wing to reveal his shiny black feathers.Every time after the moon, the feathers are smooth and soft. The master believes that showing such handsome and beautiful feathers, the roommate will definitely kneel down and beg him to hand over!

Before reaching the home plate, the master was very whimsical. After reaching the home plate, the master’s thoughts and brains became more open. When Lin Ha was in a good mood, he would satisfy his imagination, and when he was in a bad mood, he would let him When he gets out, when he is in a bad mood or not, he curls up his fingers and flicks hard at the Lord's wings!

"duang~" The master's wings trembled after being flicked, and the feathers all over his body were puffed up. If the master hadn't been well nourished, had food, drink, and roommates, otherwise the key parts were flicked so hard, the feathers would definitely It exploded!

Unexpectedly, Mr. Roommate would take action against his beautiful feathers. The master took a few steps back and gave Lin Ha a stern look, expressing that he was very angry.

Lin Ha stuck out his tongue, with a look of pride on his face, but his fingers scratched the chin of the Lord's bird to comfort him.Scratching, rubbing, touching, and after a while, the master's wings wrapped around Lin Ha's fingers, and he began to communicate with others that others could not peep at, and Mr. Feather, who had restored his handsome face, could only hide in the RV I was silently happy alone, finally upgraded from a broken zombie to a handsome and complete zombie!

The little feather in the car was very happy, and the fallen angel outside the car was even more happy.The feeling of divine communion is indescribable. If I had to make a metaphor, it would be as if he had re-entered the heavens, with his feet in the soft clouds, and looked at 8000 billion [-] million angels kneeling down to worship him in contempt. , Anyway, it's cool!

But feeling refreshed, the master suddenly felt a "wow", and there was a sharp pain in his wings, and he turned his head and blew vigorously on the wings without any scars.

"Huh! Huh!" How could you secretly bite my wings in the process of divine communication!The Lord strongly protests!blame!

Lin Ha innocently blinked and pretended to be cute, "Who made your chicken wings dangle in front of me, I want to keep my foodie attributes."

"This is not chicken wings! These are the wings of a fallen angel." The wonderful feeling just now was completely ruined!The Lord felt the pain of being betrayed, and he wanted to have a quiet moment, why it was so twists and turns, tired, and never love again!

My roommate doesn't even like rubbing her wings!I don't like scratching my chin either!Stomach rubbing... well, let's love again.

Lin Ha knows that the best way to get along with the master is to follow him, but a certain person's personality is really unlovable, which makes him often lose his temper, and from time to time he wants to push the stupid bird to the ground and beat him violently. Pause, but after hitting twice, I feel a little bit reluctant to see the opponent's hair blown, so I stretch out my hand to smooth the opponent's hair...

Therefore, the two attackers have no personality, and the receivers have no personality, and they live together, fighting and talking nonsense.After piecing together a few small stone slabs from the dust and ashes, they went to country n hand in hand.

On the land bought by Linha in N country, some workers have built several special laboratories, small power plants, and rocket launch pads according to Linha's drawings.These workers were originally local ordinary residents. Lin Ha provided drawings and wages, and the master provided hypnotism, so that those workers would start working according to the designated procedures and diagrams when they went to work every day, but they would not keep any information about them after work. The memory of drawings and work, they will only remember how long they moved xxx bricks and painted cement...

After the required mudstone slabs were prepared, Lin Ha started to start his webcast plan. This live broadcast is different from the usual ones. He is going to have an uninterrupted year-round live broadcast!Let people all over the world appreciate the whole process of his rocket launch.

Because d's technology can't meet his year-round live broadcast needs, he simply asked the hacker Asanjun to help him build a dedicated personal website. Before the live broadcast, Lin Ha and Lu Yixi helped the website a lot on Weibo He even contacted relatives and friends such as Song Chengxuan, Li Siming, and Shen Weixian to do publicity together, ensuring that all his fans could know about this website before officially starting the live broadcast of "The Demon King's Full Launch".

The fans of Lin Ha and Lu Yixi felt sad after knowing that they had quit the circle. They checked Weibo in different ways every day, just hoping to see more new news about their idol’s dynamics. Idols are about to start a year-round live broadcast, not to mention how excited they are. Before the time comes, they all squat in front of the website, refreshing and waiting to see their handsome 1782 faces.Oh, by the way, the host's cute black feathers are also one of the highlights they are looking forward to. The website traffic on the first day of the broadcast exceeded the highest in the world's history.

Just as the saying goes, the bigger the expectations, the bigger the shit.

Everyone thinks that Haobaba and the male god will live broadcast the daily painting and cooking like in the past. At most, Haobaba will give you a class to tell everyone about the unscrupulous Babylonian myth, and teach everyone to identify the authenticity of the mudstone slabs, translation Find out what cuneiform means.

But when they opened their eyes, everyone was dumbfounded.Facing the huge launch tower, all kinds of incomprehensible precision instruments, and the huge banner hung by the Haobaba in the laboratory... everyone can only make complaints about "what the hell is the devil launching?" Finally, he held his dislocated jaw and tried to put it back to its original shape.

A few days before the live broadcast, everyone thought that this was an April Fool's gift from Haobaba in advance, but with the speeches and statements of archaeological authorities, physical authorities, chemical authorities, and aerospace engineering authorities, everyone's talents Realized that Haobaba is not actually a genius who specializes in cultural history, but an all-rounder who is proficient in various academic disciplines!

At that moment, everyone seemed to be possessed by a ghost named "John Keynes" more than 60 years ago.

It is said that the famous economist John.Keynes spent a lot of money to buy Newton's manuscripts, and wanted to study how this great man who was a mathematician, physicist, economist, and astronomer was an academic lunatic who entrapped future generations.However, when Keynes opened Newton's manuscript and found that this academic lunatic was actually an alchemist, his mind was full of thoughts on how to turn stones into gold and how to trouble God, Keynes felt as if tens of thousands of grass horses roared past him. After scolding "Newton, you big fool!" from the inside out, I carefully studied Newton's manuscript from top to bottom, front to back.

In fact, most of the netizens felt the same as Keynes when they watched Lin Ha’s live broadcast.

Although Lin Ha tries his best to explain all aspects of knowledge to the audience every day, the various professional theoretical and practical processes used to build rockets are not something that ordinary people can learn in school, nor are they something that can be encountered in daily life Except for those professionals who were attracted after learning the content of Lin Ha's live broadcast, most people seemed to be taking a math class when watching Lin Ha's live broadcast.

No, it's scarier than math class.If you lose your mind for 3 minutes in math class, you will have no idea what the teacher is talking about, but watching the live broadcast, sneezing, and keeping your eyes away from the screen for more than five seconds, you will not be able to figure out where Lin Ha is talking nonsense.But even so, Lin Ha's live broadcast subscriptions still only increased.

No way, the teacher is too cool, the assistant is too handsome, the content involves things, chemistry, mathematics, electronics, aerospace, history, archaeology, subtitles can be switched, there are multiple languages ​​such as e, f, g, r, etc. You can choose single or multiple choices , Occasionally there are cooking, repairing, painting and other home economics and art classes interspersed. I feel that I don’t need to study in college. I just watch the video and I can do everything. Even if I can’t learn professional knowledge, it’s not bad to learn a few foreign languages ​​by ear!