An artist who doesn't work hard to code is not a good devil

"Life is too short. I have spent ten years realizing my dream of singing, and I should do something else in my next life. As for what to do, let's keep it a secret for now."

"Everyone knows that I studied archeology before. I originally wanted to go to country i, but because of the international situation, it was put on hold indefinitely. Later, I became an otaku squatting at home. I have nothing to do to make some food videos. It’s a relationship that people can’t bear to see, and I somehow entered the circle. In fact, the showbiz has never been in my plan, and I’m still too young, so I shouldn’t limit my life here. I think I’m still Go out for a walk, see more and do more valuable and meaningful things.”

The dialogue between Lu Yixi and Lin Ha in the interview was quickly reprinted on various media.Soon some people expressed all kinds of weird opinions on this, some cried and said that Lu Yixi should not quit the group; It's not that he can retreat if he wants to; some people say that this is the end of Lu Yixi Jiang's talent, and he is ready to retreat bravely.

But more netizens are still willing to believe that these two people are planning to elope!You don’t even need paparazzi to expose them. Looking through their Weibo accounts, you can summarize many details about their cohabitation. 617 has been cooking for Haobaba for more than two or three months. Haobaba appeared in the background of the selfie on the west side of the road. The number of times has also exceeded the cute bird "Master".

Compared with hype and Jiang Lang's talent, the most unscientific elopement is the most credible!

Unlike the public's impatience for not knowing the truth, Li Siming, Yan Jue's vice president, was completely insane.As soon as he saw Lu Yixi's words, he immediately rushed to Lu Yixi in a hurry, crying, cursing and making noise, "Yan Qiao has only been away for a few days, and you are about to resign, don't you want to be so cruel! Yan Qiao risked his life back then Have you forgotten the matter of flying to O continent to invite you back to China?! The company is kind to you, how can you just leave in times of crisis!"

Lu Yixi plucked his ears, feeling a little helpless, wondering how human beings can be so nonsensical?

"First, Yan Qiao is not dead, he just went to country F to cultivate temporarily. Second, I also heard something during the conversation between Lin Ha and Song Chengxuan. Yan Jue is going to launch a new project with sd recently, and it is expected to start in the third quarter of next year, moving forward Yes, I will definitely not lose money. Three, our contract still has one and a half years left, and I will work hard in the last one and a half years, so you don’t have to worry too much.”

Speaking of Yan Qiao's matter, Lu Yixi really felt that that guy's luck had turned into shit luck.

Originally, Yan Qiao was going to die some time ago, but it was a coincidence that Yan Qiao came to talk to him that day.Lu Yixi still remembered that when he saw Yan Qiao that day, the bull-headed horse-face had already taken the hook and chain and waited behind Yan Qiao for the countdown, but when he saw him, he was taken aback.

In the end, he just waved his hand, indicating that he and Yan Qiao were going to talk for a while, turned around and ran away, and that night, the King of Hades sent a judge to report to him, saying that he had added ten years to Yan Qiao's life...

"I just want to talk to that guy for 10 more minutes..." The master was speechless. Working for humans also increased the lifespan of humans. Such a caring and kind attribute is not suitable for him, really not suitable!

"..." The judge's face was paralyzed and he was speechless, "You said it earlier, you thought you were interested in that guy's soul, and you were going to eat it. His Majesty the King of Hades specially gave him an extra ten years of life, and wanted you to eat it." Get it fresh."

"I'm a fallen angel, not a devil, a hairy soul!" With such a big difference in cognition between China and the West, the Lord is also drunk.

"But everyone knows that your target is the demon king, who commands the demons in the world!" The judge looked at the book of life and death, and after confirming that the possibility of changing back to the original state was very small, he said again, "Forget it, anyway, for the underworld It's only ten days, just treat that kid as lucky and earn it! Just deduct it back in the next life."

"..." What about being fair, just and open?Just gone? !I thought that this kind of unscrupulous thing is almost done by Olisis and Hades. So everyone is like this?The Lord really scoffs at these guys who are in charge of life and death.

"I can't even get in the sun, and my metabolism and immunity have been messed up. Is the urine still good?" Lin Ha, who was passing by, complained by the way.The world is as black as crows, no matter how black it is, it is not as black as hell.As the king of the fallen angels, he actually believes that there are moral guys in the underground world, how weak it is!Even if a harmonious husband-wife relationship is formed, it doesn't prevent him from complaining when he should!

After sending the judge away that day, Yan Qiao's health did improve, but due to the perennial illness and the bad condition of the past few days, he was finally ordered by his personal doctor to recuperate.

If he can fool the judge away, Lu Yixi can also fool Li Siming away.So on Monday of the second week, Yan Jue Music immediately announced in an official capacity that Lu Yixi would quit the entertainment industry after the contract expired. They felt heartbroken and regretful about this, but they also respected Lu Yixi's own choice.He also expressed that as long as Lu Yixi wants to return to the entertainment circle, Yan Jue Music will prepare a place for Lu Yixi at any time.

Of course, the most important thing is to be a good landlord in the last year and squeeze Lu Yixi until there is not even a drop of blood left!

There has always been a very strange phenomenon in China. If a first-line artist does not renew his contract with his old club, the company's stock will usually fall. However, if the first-line artist expresses his intention to quit the showbiz, the company's stock will start to soar after a small decline. .The situation was a bit like the value of the work doubled after the death of the painter. The news of Lu Yixi's withdrawal made Yan Jue's stock soar for two weeks, while sd and Lin Tian's cosmeceuticals had no effect at all.

The reason is very simple. Lin Ha just said that he wants to go abroad to see and go for a walk. His mother, his uncle, his cousin, and the three pillars of the Song family all posted Weibo together.

[Song Sitian v: My son wants to study an unpopular major again, what's wrong? 】【Song Yiku v: It's better to let him study than to let him cook. 】

[Song Chengxuan v: This time, we must choose a country with good food!Otherwise, I have to cook dark dishes when I come back! 】This kind of half-ridiculous and half-sarcasm speaking atmosphere, besides making the netizens laugh, also reminded everyone of one thing that cannot be ignored, regardless of whether Lin Ha will continue to be active in the entertainment circle in the future, he is the cousin of sd, The prince of Lin Tian Cosmeceuticals!This is a fact that can never be changed!Therefore, Haobaba is still the beloved Haobaba in everyone's hearts, a perfect male god who combines knowledge, wealth, two-dimensional and dark cooking.

In the next year and a half, Li Siming really arranged countless jobs for Lu Yixi, which almost squeezed him to the point where he even had to count the time for drinking water, but those obvious jobs were basically done by the model worker Yu Yujun. Do it for me.

But the master just needs to stay at home and accompany Lin Ha to sell the gold he has collected to various parts of the world in batches, and continue his great comic business in his free time.

In the last two months of the contract period, Lu Yixi and Lin Ha participated in the second work "Nightmare" co-produced by sd and Yan Jue.

Nine demons and one nightmare. According to legend, nine demons are born in the world, and one nightmare may not appear.A nightmare against all demons, he is the king of demons.

"Nightmare" tells the story of the era of the end of the Dao, the fall of the immortals, the Western Demon King and the Eastern Demon King entered the military world at the same time in order to fight for the land of the world. Changing to believing in oneself is certainly in line with the current slogan of young people "speaking for themselves".

But among them, Lu Yixi, who played the role of the devil king, and Lin Ha, who played the role of the devil king, were already beyond handsome.On one side is the armored blade that is as dark as night, and on the other is the gown that is as red as blood.

Once the poster of the two facing each other and reaching out to play on the chessboard called the human world was released, it immediately received praise from many parties.Especially at the end of the movie, when human beings thought they were about to celebrate their victory, the scene changed, and Lin Ha, who played the role of Demon Lord, nodded his red lips lightly and said, "I have planted a nightmare in people's hearts."

Then the demon king who was seriously injured beside him laughed in a low voice, and slowly raised his head to meet his eyes.

Seeing the demonic and evil expressions of the two of them, everyone gasped, covered their hearts in cold sweat, and shouted in their hearts, it was so scary!I will be a good person in the future!

But after regaining consciousness, everyone seemed to be trembling, offering their knees one after another, begging 1782 to shock me again!

Although he was unable to witness another miracle he created with his own eyes in Huaguo, the fans received unprecedented praise. Lin Ha could clearly feel the power of faith transmitted from the air.Sitting on the bulletproof off-road vehicle, Lin Ha smelled the smoke of the war on the plain, and the images in his mind swung rapidly.

He is now at the junction of the Antatolian plateau and the Mesopotamian plain, which is the territory of country i.Tens of thousands of years ago, he was still the main god, and he fought for territory with his brothers on this plain. Thousands of years later, human beings started again to compete for the oil and gold under this soil.

The ridiculous thing like reincarnation, like a shadow, is always with everyone, including gods and demons.

Although the land has been bought and people hired, Lin Ha still has some things to get back before the rocket is officially built.

The treasures buried under the ancient ruins of Sumer are all the treasures that humans once dedicated to the "Anunnaki Gods". Although they looked down on them at that time, this does not mean that humans can steal or destroy these treasures.

Since human beings can no longer properly keep those sacrificial objects, he has the responsibility to take back all those objects!