An artist who doesn't work hard to code is not a good devil

Every year in May and June, there will suddenly appear a long-lasting and mysterious activity on Weibo and WeChat, which is as mysterious as "forwarding koi", called: Worshiping the God of Examination!

The test gods worshiped range from celebrities from all over the world to the champions of previous college entrance examinations. In the past two years, netizens were keen to pay homage to the west of the road, which means extra points. The points are all filled up, and there are eight more points that are not included in the calculation; and this year's candidates prefer Bailinha. Crack bgm!

Especially art test candidates, since the release of "comic Rhapsody" 401, they have used the gift "1782 self-painted bookmark" as a lucky charm to hang on their schoolbags, praying to the two of them every day. 1782 is good at painting, music, and acting. The two of them have covered all three major art examination items.

Some people even edited a divine song specifically for Haobaba on the Internet, "Baba told me that it's the same if I pass the exam!" to comfort the students who didn't pass the exam in advance.The content of the Divine Comedy comes from various dark cooking videos with Lin Ha. In the Divine Comedy, Lin Ha holds a frying pan and says repeatedly: I failed the exam!It doesn't matter, it's all the same!

The content that was already very funny became even more hilarious under the editing of the up master, and Lu Yixi's sentence "very Taoist spirit" and the host Su Hang in "Happy Night" drank Lin Ha's homemade milk The scene of falling directly to the ground in the past was also interspersed in the video many times, making everyone who watched this video endlessly loop in their minds: I didn't get the exam, it's all the same!Same!All the same!

It's crazy! 2333

However, this insane culprit has recently lived a more nourishing life than anyone else. After attending four or five "Go Exchange Meetings" with Mr. Song, he received the respect of more than a dozen girls and the blessing of "please go on happily with 617".

Lin Ha was also visited by a certain lobbyist. After the lobbyist praised Lin Hali both inside and out, he deeply expressed the many obstacles that Lin Ha encountered in the power launch project after leaving the scientific research institute. , and sincerely hope that Lin Ha can return to the scientific research institute to continue working.

Regarding this guy's remarks, Lin Ha smiled and asked the other party, "Do you know how much the TV station invited me to record a program a few days ago, how much is the salary for two hours?"

Of course the lobbyist knew that Lin Ha's net worth was terribly high recently, but for some reason, he still said he didn't know.

Lin Ha reported a very impressive figure, which was several times the combined annual salary of the principal and deputy directors of the institute.But in the face of such a high salary, Lin Ha continued to add: busy, no time, so I didn't go.

He didn't have time to go to the two-hour program, let alone a research institute where he gets up early and stays late, laying down the floor in the laboratory almost every day?

After saying politely and leaving, Lin Ha happily drew a self-portrait of the boss on the wall with acrylic paint, of course it was the version of the devil.

Lin Ha was annoyed by the matter at the research institute, but after a few years, he didn't bother to trouble those people anymore.

At that time, Lin Ha was working on power programming with an old professor, but he was making jokes based entirely on his old memories, while the professor was racking his brains with his real talents.At that time, Lin Ha still admired the old scholar, but later the old professor’s family had difficulties, and in order to get more bonuses, he unconscionably erased his credit and changed his own name, which made Lin Ha angry and feel sad.

Lin Ha told the old professor at the time that if he was short of money, he could tell himself that he could help him.But the professor said that he was too embarrassed to say that.

Nonsence!I'm ashamed to borrow money, but I'm ashamed to take the results all by myself? !What kind of fault is this? The character grows and grows to greed and vanity!Lin Ha dumped the professor blushing on the spot and left.

Unexpectedly, after Lin Ha got angry at home for a few days and then returned to the research institute, it was reported that Lin Ha wanted to buy a signature with money, but was rejected by the old professor.Lin Ha didn't really care about losing the right to authorship. He cared more about being criticized collectively. The devil is a creature that takes face very seriously!

The old professor apologized to Lin Ha repeatedly for this, but would he dare to come out and rectify Lin Ha's name?He didn't dare, he didn't dare to say in front of everyone that he had monopolized all the credit, he couldn't afford to lose this matter, and he couldn't afford to lose this person.

In fact, Lin Ha still doesn’t know whether the old professor’s apology was sincere or fake, and he didn’t take the opportunity to use a mind reading technique on the old professor to see if the rumor was made up when others saw him throwing money. What came out was deliberately spread by the old professor.

It's just that Lin Ha knows that he has no intention of taking revenge on that person at all.

Anyway, the old man is getting old, and he won't live for many years.How to abuse the old man after he died? Isn't it just a matter of him calling Yan Luo after returning to the Demon Realm?Is there any need to waste his precious time in the human world to gain faith and fight with that old man?What's more, there will be lobbyists coming to the door, indicating that the truth of what happened back then has vaguely emerged, and the old professor must not be doing very well now.Don't force the poor, this is the way to use troops.

"Heh." After the lobbyist left, Lin Ha sat on the sofa with his cow pillow in his arms and showed a contemptuous smile.Lu Yixi walked over sloppily, saying that he would help that bad old man buy a one-way ticket to hell as soon as possible at any time.

But Lin Ha rushed to the west of the road with a smirk and asked, "Let's move to country N!"

"Ah?" What's so good about living in a desert country where the sun is blazing, the grass is overgrown, and the law and order is extremely poor?

"I'm going to record a series of videos of Haobaba teaching you how to be a human being."

"What does that have to do with country n?"

"The first episode can be called 'Haobaba teaches you to build rockets'." Lin Ha propped his chin in one hand, thinking very seriously, "Nation N should still be able to sell old Soviet-made abandoned rockets, update the sun synchronization For the orbital device, change to a hydrogen-oxygen engine, and it should be no problem to ignite and launch."

"..." Lu Yixi blinked.what are you talking about babyI don't quite understand. If you want to fly, just flap your wings.

Unable to understand Lu Yixi's melancholy, Lin Ha continued to talk to himself, "Or we should go to country S. It's more chaotic there, let alone private rocket launches, even building a large hadron collider in a circle no problem."

"..." Lu Yixi continued to blink, honey, if you want to make a black hole to play with, I can make one for you right now.Why bother to build machines?

The dialogue between the technical house and the magic dog is so different from the same track.

Lu Yixi listened to Lin Ha's misty chatter for a long time, but he still didn't understand Lin Ha's logic.However, he understood one thing very clearly. To realize Lin Ha's wishes, he needs a lot of money!

"Barr, do you think we should make some money before doing work? Otherwise, how can we buy rockets and enclose land?" Although the spell can be changed, launching a rocket to build a Large Hadron Collider is not a trivial matter after all. will be noticed.How eye-catching would a thing that appeared out of thin air be then?In the human world, it is better to abide by the rules and laws of the human world a little bit.

After hearing Lu Yixi's question, Lin Ha turned to look at him and asked, "You have no money?"

"No. The last time I filmed the MV, I spent about the same amount of money I earned in recent years." Besides, he doesn't usually run announcements to make publicity, so where did he get so much money?Didn't you see that he doesn't even have a house of his own now?

Lin Ha criticized bitterly, "You were away from home, and you didn't know how to get Mamon's small coffers!"

"..." Lu Yixi lowered his proud head, unable to refute!

"When I went to raid Conrad's house, I didn't know how to get some extra money back. I'm so stupid."

"The most valuable thing in their house is a piece of Levidan's hair. How can there be any extra money?"

"That kind of family with an ancient castle will have two antiques or slightly more valuable human artifacts. You can find a black market or a magic store and sell them for money?"

"..." I was unable to refute again.

"I don't have any economic sense at all, and I don't know how you become the king of fallen angels!" Lin Ha had a rare opportunity, so he had to preach hard!

Regarding this matter, the Lord was not convinced, he proudly raised his pointed chin and said, "I have a Minister of Finance! How can such a small matter require me to take care of it myself!"

"What about the Minister of Finance?" Lin Ha raised his eyebrows.

Lu Yixi lay directly on Lin Ha's lap, "Probably quarreled with Levidan in the Demon Realm." ＿(:3」∠)＿

"Hmph!" Lin Ha sneered, shaking his legs.But in fact, his heart is not much better than that of Lu Yixi. Although the Song family Lin family has money, it is impossible for him to squander it endlessly.Besides, if the patriotic old man Song knows that his grandson has rejected the country's research institute, and instead takes the money to buy rockets and shoot videos in other countries, no matter how far the distance is, old man Song's dragon-subduing wooden walking stick will mercilessly go to court. Swinging Lin Ha's butt...

Anyway, they can be regarded as relatives in human form. Even if they are beaten, it is impossible for Lin Ha to call Yama to ask for "special care".

Thinking about all this, Lin Ha began to regret why he rejected the TV station's invitation, why he agreed to the "low remuneration" that made his cousin shake his head, why he rejected all the editors who hugged his thigh and wanted him to sign a contract with V...

It turns out that there are times when "Hao Ba Ba" is short of money?The truth is cruel and sad!cry cry cry!

"No, dear, it's not that you're poor. It's that it's too expensive to raise you. Just buying food for you every day is a big expense in the Demon Realm. Mamon's proposal to cut your food expenses is already in my office The piles on the table are as high as three Mount Everests."

"What did you say?" Reduce my food?How can this work?

"That's why I haven't rejected them all!" As long as he is still around, such things as weight loss and dieting are absolutely not allowed to happen to Barr!

"That makes sense." Lin Ha took it for granted, already thinking about how to settle accounts with Mamun after returning to the Demon Realm.Before going home to settle the accounts, it became imminent to make some money to fill the accounts.

So on the day when the set makeup photo was taken for "Do Not Escape", Li Siming watched "Chew" and "Tsundere Chicken" knock on Erlang's legs early in the morning and sit at the door of his office, eating soup dumplings and waiting for him to lead the way to work. The scene, the jaw almost hit the ground.

These are two lazy people, have they all become more diligent?Such an unprecedented thing actually happened!Happiness came so suddenly that he wasn't ready for it!