An artist who doesn't work hard to code is not a good devil

Since the archaeological academic meeting in country y was forced to stop, Lin Ha's life has undergone tremendous changes.To put it a little further, the ruling party of country m has changed. Although the war will not end in a short time, the m army has begun to withdraw from the list of ancient cities listed by archaeologists one by one. After that, such ancient cities will have multi-national joint forces And a professional scientific expedition team is stationed to prevent anyone from destroying and plundering cultural relics.

To put it more closely, Lin Ha has become completely popular and has become the "tough bully" sought after by the whole people.Because of Lin Ha's foodie nature, every day someone leaves a message under Lin Ha's Weibo, shouting "Xiaobaba/Dad, I am your lost little fresh meat, hurry up and take me home!"

Absolutely outrageous.

Even the pure commercial film "Orphan", which was originally a mid-to-high score, in line with director Chu Lin's consistent style, consistent box office, and consistent evaluation, neither good nor bad, suddenly rose to prominence in the fourth week of its release because of Lin Ha's relationship, and became a pre-Spring Festival film. The biggest dark horse at the box office, even many foreign blockbusters on Christmas and New Year's Day were defeated by "Orphan".Countless ordinary people who originally only wanted to see what kind of Lin Ha was, turned fans of Lin Ha passers-by after watching this film.

Lin Tian Meizhuang and sd Manufacturing, the two Song family industries, also made a free promotion because of this, and their stock prices rose one after another. The Song brothers and sisters were so happy that they took turns calling Lin Ha to go home for dinner and talk.And cousin Song Chengxuan was even more straightforward. He spoke three words to Lin Ha when he called, and he completely settled the power of life and death.

"Did you write that mythical novel on the Internet?"

"Uh...that's sort of it." Seeing that Song Chengxuan treated him pretty well, Lin Ha reluctantly admitted.

"Is there any copyright issue?"

"There should be no such thing." Many editors came to Lin Ha to sign a contract before, but Lin Ha thought that he was short of readers but not short of money, so he didn't talk to anyone in the end, and still wrote about himself. novel.If there must be any copyright issues, it means that when Lin Ha posted the article, he checked the option of "publishing on the Internet".

"En." Song Chengxuan on the other end of the phone nodded in response, and then said, "You sort out the documents and pictures, I have already found a publishing house for you, and I will go to your place next Wednesday to discuss publishing matters."

"……"Hello!Shouldn't I ask for my opinion first?Although I will definitely agree to this kind of thing to increase popularity, but you should at least ask!Is there something wrong with this kind of self-talk? I learned from Lu Yixi?

If it weren't for Lin Ha's physical and mental happiness recently, and his temper was not as violent as when he was in the Demon Realm, he would have asked someone to fork Song Chengxuan and chop him up when he encountered such a person who helped him make decisions without authorization.This is the kind of guy I hate the most in my life.

But he capsized in the gutter, and was entangled by this kind of person!Since Lu Yixi moved in, Lin Ha has never woken up naturally from sleep, and every morning he was either almost strangled to death or almost died of heat.

"Uh... I can't sleep with you like this!" Lin Ha grabbed Lu Yixi's two hands around his chest and pulled them out forcefully.I don't know what's wrong with Louis, no matter what position he sleeps at night, when he wakes up the next morning, his whole body will stick to Lin Ha's back, his hands tightly wrapped around Lin Ha's chest, a piece of black and thick wings Unshakably covered Lin Ha from head to toe, wrapping both Lu Yixi and Lin Ha in it like a silkworm chrysalis.

If Lin Ha hadn't known that this idiot coveted him, he would have interpreted this behavior as provocation and confinement, and then fought with this idiot.But now, he just wanted to beat this bastard half to death.

Nima!I didn't know that human beings need oxygen to breathe!I am in a human body now, let me breathe! ! !

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Lin Ha struggled to break away from Lu Yixi's embrace, kicked off the wings that covered him with his feet, and breathed in the air heavily.Only at this moment, he will feel that the air in the world is still as fresh as it was tens of thousands of years ago.

"En?" Lu Yixi opened his eyes in a daze, looked at the back of Lin Ha sitting up without thinking about anything, stretched out his hand to grab the rubber band of Lin Ha's pajama pants and pulled back, pulling Lin Ha back into his arms tightly bound.

"You are enough!" I was almost suffocated by you, and you still have to come again!Lin Ha, who broke free again, turned over and sat on Lu Yixi's body, grabbed the magic book that Lu Yixi returned to him, and smashed it at Lu Yixi!

"You're sick! It's fun to come here every morning, isn't it!"

"I'm afraid you're cold!" Lu Yixi, who was woken up by the impact, didn't hide. He lay on the bed and put his hands on both sides of Lin Ha's thighs. Lin Ha still patted him with the magic book.

"I'm cold, can't I cover myself with a quilt? But you, wearing pajamas when you sleep will die!" Although Lin Ha had long been used to the half-orcs and monsters who ran wild every day when he was in the devil world, even the fallen angels were also there. That big pervert, Asmodeus, didn't want to look at it when he was stirring in public.But this is the human world after all. Every morning when I wake up, I see a man with wings lying on his bed and "strangles" me. The pressure is really great.

The most important thing is the key to this house. The nanny has it, the aunt has it, and Ning Fei, the manager assigned to him by his cousin, also has it. In case any of them come to see... oh, leak!Let the culprit do it himself for brainwashing such a faith-intensive thing.

It's just that the culprit at this moment obviously hasn't realized his own mistake, and he still said stubbornly, "Fallen angels don't wear clothes when they sleep at night!!!"

"Why didn't I know this rule!"

"If you don't believe me, look at Cupid, he doesn't wear clothes all day long!"

"Are you ashamed to compare with a real lady? Besides, he wears at least one diaper, what about you? What about you?!"

"Don't look at him as cute all day long, but he was born earlier than me. He is older than me and only wears diapers. Of course I can't wear more of them!"

"Don't you think he's stunted? Besides, the two of you are not from the same mythology system, there's no comparison at all! You bastard!" Lin Ha threw the magic book under the bed without seeing any reaction from Lu Yixi after beating him for a long time. , grasping Lu Yixi's wings and began to twist outwards.

For a fallen angel whose wings are equal to its body, this kind of attack is simply unbearable!Lu Yixi's complexion changed on the spot, but as a willful and arrogant fallen angel, he had to continue to pretend to be indifferent and said, "I am the king of fallen angels and I have the final say. Fallen angels sleep and do everything No clothes!"

Lin Ha stopped his hands and looked at the expression on Lu Yixi's face that was clearly in pain but still holding back, let go of the wings on his hands and narrowed his eyes and said, "Your nails are digging into your flesh!"

"..."

Lu Yixi let go of his hand, Lin Ha rubbed his thigh in embarrassment, and said, "I wonder why it feels so good just now."

"..." Lin Ha didn't know how to describe this snake spirit.No wonder the Paradise Psychiatric Hospital didn't accept him, kicked him down, and made him suffer because he lived downstairs.Therefore, when buying a house, don’t buy the ground floor, not to mention the cold and damp, if you meet someone who has no public morality and litters, you will have to admit that you are unlucky.

Lin Ha got up helplessly from the bed, a good devil will not fight with snake spirits!Now only Mr. Feather's cheese sausage pizza can heal his broken nerves!Before leaving the bedroom, Lin Ha glanced back at the west side of the road where he continued to sit naked on the bed arranging his wings, and suddenly fell into a thought.

Lu Yixi, who was getting a little hot from his gaze, slowly stopped combing, followed his gaze and lowered his head, "What... what's wrong?"

"Are you sure you like me?" Lin Ha suddenly asked suspiciously.

"Of course! Do you think I can open my wings when I see anyone?"

"So you belong to the peacock!" Lin Ha twitched the corner of his mouth, revealing a teasing smile, "But if you really like it... how could you not be tough with such a big movement just now?"

"Ah?" Lu Yixi didn't quite understand Lin Ha's words for a moment, and when he realized what Lin Ha was saying, the wings on his back instantly straightened!

"You...how can you think of me as depraved, low-level, and poor!"

"Then what do you want me to think of you, fall, heaven, angel, zhi, king, lord, lord?"

"There are many kinds of fallen angels! Astimons and I are obviously two types!" Lu Yixi broke down and held his head. After returning to the Demon Realm, he really needed to pull Astimons out and beat him up.It must be this guy's usual behavior that has affected Roommate Jun's impression of him! >﹏< "So?" Lin Ha leaned against the door with his chest folded, "You want to say that you are following Plato's style?" If that's true, Lin Ha doesn't mind dating Lu Yixi anymore. Don't worry about being suppressed if you lose.

"Actually, it can't be said to be a purely spiritual love." Lu Yixi touched his chin with his fingers and thought, "It's just that you know that most people's understanding of the physiological structure of angels is very unreasonable, and even fallen angels are quite weird. So Except for the unscrupulous guys like Astimons, when we need it, we usually do it in other ways."

"For example?" Lin Ha suddenly became curious.

"Let me think about it..." After thinking about it, Lu Yixi got out of bed and walked to Lin Ha, and stretched out a finger to touch Lin Ha's eyebrows, "It should be like this."

As soon as the words fell, a wave of strong and exciting information was transmitted to Lin Ha's mind along the fingers west of the road.At that moment, Lin Ha clearly felt that one billion and 8000 million fallen angels and monsters were stepping on his ass and rushing away, crazy and sour.Crazy is him, sour is those who trampled on him.There are only two movie lines left in my mind.

"Journey to the East"

Spider Spirit: What did you just do?

Zhu Bajie: I shuddered on you.

The brain controls the operation of all organs in the human body, and at the same time receives the information fed back to it by all organs in the body.But if some information is directly instilled into the brain without passing through the organs... For the brain, it will be the same as the feedback from the body!

"Usually, angels or fallen angels will use spirit bodies to entangle if they need it, but you are a human being now... that's about it." Lu Yixi nodded as he spoke, and couldn't help touching Lin Ha's forehead after poking it. One, and asked, "How is it? Are you happy?"

"Cool!" Lin Ha who came back to his senses gritted his teeth and sneered, his clenched fists turned white and trembled slightly.

"Really?" Lu Yixi was a little complacent after hearing this, and said with a bit of narcissism, "As expected of me, I succeeded the first time. Unlike that idiot Raphael, who checked a bunch of broken books and tried He was beaten like a pig's head by Uriel more than a dozen times."

"By the way, this kind of thing can't be done by only one party, you have to answer me..." Lu Yixi looked at Lin Ha excitedly, but then remembered that Lin Ha was in a bad situation, so he changed his words thoughtfully, "Forget it now, let's talk about it when you return to the Demon Realm..."

"No. I can return it to you right now." Lin Ha used his hand as a gesture, raised the knife and slashed on Lu Yixi's wing bone with his palm.Lu Yixi knelt down in an instant, and Lin Ha limped out of the bedroom, playing hooligans in pain!The pain is like a dog, can you live without fighting back? !

You can only sleep on the sofa outside the bedroom, and Yu Yujun, who is also responsible for cooking and washing vegetables, walked in silently, rubbed the wings of the master, which was already swollen, "Boss, brain control is risky. Next time, don't use brain control." Control it, let's go straight to the real thing."