An artist who doesn't work hard to code is not a good devil

West of the Road: I bought a lot of sausages and dry cheese, and made some delicious ones at home! [Figure][Figure][Figure]

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Netizen 1: For the first time, I found that the male god likes to buy things by box. [sweat]

Netizen 2: The male god lives alone and buys so many things. Is this the rhythm of planning to never go to country d again and eat for the rest of his life?

Netizen 3: The male god hasn't posted any cute photos of the host for more than a week. This is very abnormal, there must be evildoers in it!

Shen Weixian: Barr 82 Lord Barr 82 Lord

Netizen 4: Shen Shuai praise praise praise praise! ! !

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Barr 82 Jun: Seminar day2, lack of sleep, sleepy.Want to eat delicious food!

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Netizen 1: Kneeling and licking bullies at close range!Bless me with full marks in the final exam!

Netizen 2: Haobaba quickly and honestly tell me if you wrote that article on jj.com!

shari＿Guo: west of the road, west of the road

Netizen 3: Sister Guo goodjob!like!

Netizen 4: Valentine's Day is approaching, my favorite bg and newly-adorned cp come out to show their affection at the same time, the world should be so cruel, how can single dogs live! ! !Let the dog live!

Netizen 5: Let the dog live!

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After scanning the Weibo, the bottom quarter of Lin Ha's Weibo is for kneeling and licking, one quarter is for him to confess honestly, and the other half is all for Lu Yixi, and then look at Lu Yixi's Weibo Underneath Bo, the situation is almost the same, and it is almost impossible to look directly at it.

What's going on in this world? !Why is it so difficult to be a cold and arrogant devil king? !Lin Ha suddenly had an ominous premonition, shivered all over his body, and silently said "I am a cold and cold devil king" a thousand times.

It was as if he had just fallen from a god king to a demon king thousands of years ago, and he also silently recited "I am a great god king" ten thousand times in his heart, but in the end it had no effect.And now the title of "devil king" is still firmly associated with Lin Ha because of his racial attributes, but things like "coldness"... should have been insulated from him thousands of years ago.

As soon as he stepped out of the hotel gate, Lin Ha received the greeting message from Lu Yixi on time.

To the west of the road: Flowers drift by themselves, water flows by itself, a kind of lovesickness, two places of leisurely sorrow

Mr. Barr 82: Speaking human words.

Lu Yixi: I am not human =3=

Mr. Barr 82: Speak the magic language.

Lu Yixi: I just woke up, and I feel that I like you even more than yesterday.You must also like me more.

Mr. Barr 82: Why do you use this declarative sentence with such peace of mind.

Lu Xixi: Because I bought sausage and dry cheese. [picture]

Mr. Barr 82: Young man, recently I see that you are full of wings and handsome! [saliva]

Seeing Lin Ha saying that he was handsome, Lu Yixi's eyes immediately lit up, as if tens of thousands of flying fish suddenly jumped up from the bottom of the calm lake and jumped on the lake surface, and the silver light shone for a while, lively The jubilation was too great to ignore.

Slightly raised the corner of his mouth, Lu Yixi quickly typed a sentence on the keyboard: Don't talk about such things that everyone knows, and talk about something practical, for example, you like me.

But before he finished writing, Lin Ha's reply came.

Mr. Barr82: Did you lose a lot of hair a while ago, so you look particularly bald?Very silly?

"..." Flying fish were all stabbed to death with harpoons... They can no longer have a happy relationship, and really want to go home and beat Asmodeus. _(:3"∠)_

Lu Yixi was defeated, Lin Ha got off the taxi and walked into the venue with a winner's smile on his face.In the process of entering the venue, Lin Ha once again met the reporters who visited him yesterday.After the two sides smiled and nodded, they began to do their own things.It's not that these reporters don't know Lin Ha's status as a "tyrant artist", but that they won't chase Lin Ha after knowing it.

Even though they are full of curiosity about this young man with a high education and background like other people, that kind of curiosity is at most only a part of personal interest. Their primary task is not Lin Ha, but this academic meeting, work and high school. in interest.It can only be said that the focus of news reporters and entertainment reporters is completely different.

Most of the people participating in the academic meeting will regard the new information and new research results released at the meeting as precious or treasures with great research value, but for Lin Ha, the meaning of this kind of academic meeting is actually to listen to a group of little old men Self-righteous misinterpretation or random guessing of things that are not particularly old to him.

For example, two years ago when Old Wood took him to a small academic meeting held in country f for the first time, a little old man who focused on the archeology of the mummies country ran up to the stage to claim that he had cracked it. It is the most mysterious sacrificial symbol in the ancient mummy country thousands of years ago.It is said that the symbol represents the process of the Pharaoh boarding the ship of the dead and going to the underworld under the protection of Anubis and the experience he needs to go through, etc... How mysterious it is.

As a result, Lin Ha ran over to see that it was Anubis’s usual ship mark, and its function was at best the logo on the product... But others have worked so hard for so long to come up with so many explanations, and Lin Ha is embarrassed to break it down. He silently shut his mouth and didn't say much.But after that, Old Wood wanted to take Lin Ha to participate in other academic exchanges, but Lin Ha basically rejected them all.

And today's meeting process is the same, nothing more than listening to nonsense, nonsense, feeling bored, boring, clapping hands, clapping hands.

Finally, after a difficult time, the main course of the meeting is served!

When those archaeologists from Country M came to the stage, Lin Ha quietly sent an instruction to Quint who was far away in the Three Kingdoms with his mobile phone, and the little hacker who had been sticking to his post for the hard drive instantly pressed the start button.

Accompanied by the narration by the archaeologists of country m, pictures and materials were clearly displayed on the large screen at the venue, attracting the attention of all scholars and media professionals.Especially when they began to announce the status quo of the bombing of Nineveh City, the audience was in an uproar.

Dozens of photos quickly flashed before everyone's eyes, which was different from the situation that the rebel army destroyed the ancient city described by the archaeologists of country m.On the screen behind them, in the projected photos, you can clearly see the troop numbers on the military trucks of country m, and you can clearly see the soldiers of country m who shuttled through the ancient city overnight carrying and transferring problems.You can even see the whole process of military tanks rolling over the remnants of the ancient city.

The people on the stage frantically pressed their computers, trying to turn off the damn presentation, but the audience was in complete chaos, the flashes were constantly on, and the reporters began to crowd forward, each with their microphones held high. I want to intercept the people from country m who are trying to leave.I don't know who was the first to yell, "Damn tomb robber." The shouts mixed with various languages ​​immediately exploded in the venue.

Hearing a sound of "咻", Old Wood's stinky leather shoes were polished and thrown out of Lin Ha's.Immediately, everyone followed the trend, throwing all kinds of things, but because archaeologists are basically nerds with little physical strength, the things thrown did not hit the stage, but the reporters who rushed forward It smashed a lot.

Seeing this situation, the security guards also rushed over. In order to avoid greater confusion, they chose the center of the conflict, that is, the few m country scholars to rescue from the sidelines first.

This way of dealing with the crisis is correct, but Lin Ha didn't intend to let them do this.

Turning his wrist and arm, at this time the calmest Haobaba classmate in the field calmly took out his two pens from his pocket, took off the pen cap, and stood on the nearest chapter chair, together with Old Wood and The four pens of the two senior brothers were all held by him one by one, and they shot towards the main podium one by one like throwing knives.

Every attack by Lin Ha was like a perfect smash. The pen flew over the heads of the crowd and accurately inserted into their back collars without hurting the "grave robber". Under the force of the impact, they were dragged and nailed to the wall behind them. Each had a pen on the left and right sides of his neck, which frightened them so much that none of them dared to move.

Things like smashing people should be left to professionals!With sufficient faith, the effect of opening the plug-in is so awesome!

Lin Ha didn't throw all the pens at once, but a group of two, throwing three times in a row.After nailing the three of them to the wall, the eyes of the audience had already focused on Lin Ha, and he looked at the other two scholars who had not yet evacuated on the stage, and smiled coldly with his mouth slanted.

"Who still has a pen? Lend me."

In an instant, a row of big hands holding pens were all raised up, including some expensive gold pens, and some people even raised car keys, military knives and other things...

Hello!Ms. Reporter, put your microphone back. Are you not working in the future?

In order not to let people run away, Lin Ha didn't think too much, quickly grabbed the four pens closest to him, and started using them.After leaving all five suspects on the scene, Lin Ha originally wanted to retire, and handed over the responsibility of punishing the criminals to the people present.But in the face of the stinky leather shoes that Old Wood kept stuffing into his arms, he finally picked up the shoe with difficulty and threw it at the head of someone on the stage.

Everyone in the venue bowed down under the miracle of Lin Ha's pen, only Brother Charlie stood behind the crowd with a sad expression on his face.

Charlie, "My pen..."

Arthur, "Don't cry, I'll buy you another one."

Charlie, "My grandfather gave it to me before he died...it has been passed down for four generations..." qaq "..." Arthur paused, "if he knew that this pen helped catch a heinous tomb robber , he will rest in peace."

Charlie, "Actually, I never told you that my ancestors started their business by robbing tombs." qaq Arthur darkened his face, "You and the people on the stage are going to die together."