An artist who doesn't work hard to code is not a good devil

Slimes, lesser magical creatures.Shaped like water droplets, jelly-like, low IQ, slow-moving, and weak attack, it is useless except that it can form a variety of shapes with other slimes.The moldy slime will grow a layer of fluffy hairs on the surface of the jelly due to mildew, transforming from a jelly monster into a plush monster.

It sounds like a skin has evolved, but in fact, for slimes who are so weak that anyone can crush them, anything can kill them.When the mold covered every part of the slime from the inside to the outside, the slime's life came to an end.They will be like dandelions, whirring~ the wind will blow them apart, and the spore-like mold will drift away with the wind and continue to look for the next unlucky egg.

So almost no one who has seen a moldy slime will like it.Especially the fallen angels who are more proud than the vampires. After hearing that the handsome and majestic self was described by the roommate as the kind of low-level monster that is about to die, the master's entire fallen angels are in a bad mood.

For a moment, Lord Shangjun's paws loosened slightly, and fell from Lin Ha's hand and slid to the bottom of the box with a stab.The hairy butt squatted on the upturned tailbone, and the instant lightning-like pain frightened the master to turn around and blow his tail.

Pain pain!Damn four-clawed creature, such a long cat tail is not in the way!The master held the little tail in disgust, and when he looked up again, Roommate Jun's little hand had already been pulled out of the box.

Lin Ha: "It slid down all at once, the speed is so fast, it's [-]% slime!"

"..." The master in the box looked at the hole covered with flannelette and gritted his teeth angrily.you come back!Let me take a bite, I will forgive you and continue to love you!

"Little Biaobiao"'s flexible actions in the box were particularly praised by the director, and the camera was specially asked to take several more shots. Behind the box, the four guests who didn't know what happened in the box continued to stand up. Gu Zi stretched his hand into other boxes.

Every time the two female guests put their hands into the box, they basically screamed regardless of whether they touched something or not. Lin Ha, who was standing closest to them, was deeply affected by this, and his ears were almost ringing when he heard it. Click Finish.After finally waiting for the last box, Lin Ha reached in...

"Huh?" This feeling... Lin Ha didn't touch anything at first, but after about two or three seconds, a warm little tongue began to lick Lin Ha's fingers.Lin Ha immediately stroked the animal's head with his backhand. It has a wide and flat face, a big nose that grows extremely downward, eyes as big as copper bells, and small ears that look like leaves. Don't think too much, it must be Lin Ha's favorite. animal!

"Mavericks!" (^o^)/~ While Lin Ha squinted his eyes and replied triumphantly, the calf in the box, whose head was touched several times by Lin Ha, suddenly uttered "moo moo" twice, lifted his Lin Ha's wrist was clasped with two front hooves, and Lin Ha's hand was unscientifically occupied with two hind hooves, as if he was reluctant to leave Lin Ha.

"Mr. Baer looks like an animal! Twice, he was hugged tightly by a small animal!" The host who could see what was in the box was amazed.As we all know, the most difficult thing to shoot on the screen is children and animals, because they are the most real and uncontrolled.

Even the two small animals held each other tightly to Lin Ha. Such a miraculous thing, I am afraid, can only be explained with the word "animal relationship".

But Lin Ha, who understood the truth, smiled a little embarrassedly. As a great god with a cow as a totem, it is normal for the calf to instinctively want to get close to him.As for the slime just now... Could it be that he felt the magical power in him that was different from that of humans?

Lin Ha single-mindedly determined that the No. [-] box contained slimes, so when the box was opened to reveal a fluffy little black panther, his incredible expression was clearly visible on his face.It's unbelievable!

How could it be a leopard!Even a pug is more reasonable than a leopard!Think about the three-headed dog, Anubis, and Fenrir wolf. The gods in hell are obviously pro-dogs. Even the listening beast that King Ksitigarbha sits on is made of white dogs. After much deliberation, That is to say, the tiger mount of the near-distressed mother of the Three Kingdoms is a feline animal...

Could it be that I joined Hua Kingdom, which is relatively close to Ah San Kingdom, so I changed my racial attributes?It shouldn't be either!

Lin Ha looked at the sky, and really couldn't understand why the little black panther hugged his arm like a slime and didn't let go.But it doesn't make much sense to think about this question, because he has already chosen a pet partner to choose for a while!Must be a cute little calf.

"Is it a cow or a beef cow~" Lin Ha held the calf's two front hooves with both hands, and the calf's wet, big round eyes stared at Lin Ha without blinking. It is estimated that this is the most it sees its mother .

The host Li Li, who had been preparing to introduce small animals for a long time, immediately introduced when she heard Lin Ha’s question, “This cow named Chocolate is a pocket cow from the Three Kingdoms, and the pocket cow is the smallest cow in the world. An adult pocket cow is only one-sixth the size of an ordinary cow at most. Although the size of the pocket cow is so small, their milk production is not small, and because they eat less, they are very popular in the local area of ​​Asan. .”

"So it is."

"Amazing!"

"So how old is the cow now?"

"Chocolate is five months old."

After Li Li's introduction, several guests stepped forward to touch Chocolate's head, and praised a few words of praise.Only Lin Ha, who continued to grab the chocolate, froze...why is Ah Sanguo again?Could it be that the little leopard next door was influenced by chocolate?It's that close, I guess.Lin Ha himself explained to "Little Biaobiao" the behavior of holding a group with him.However, he still held on to the chocolate and refused to let it go.

While everyone was praising the cuteness of the seven little animals, Lin Ha concentrated on holding the chocolate, "Such a small cow doesn't have much meat, so it's really not suitable for raising and eating."

Everyone: "..."

Dai Zhe took out a pack of tissue and handed it to Lin Ha, "Wipe it, the saliva is running down."

"Oh." Lin Ha was straightforward, licked the corner of his mouth in embarrassment, restrained the greedy expression on his face, and said to the chocolate again, "Will you give me the milk you will produce when you grow up?"

Chocolate nodded as if she understood, and let out a long "moo".

Everyone: "..." Chocolate!That foodie wanted to eat you just now, did you make it? !Don't send it up so stupidly!Don't be fooled by the beauty and wealth of local tyrants!

At this moment, the minds of the director and choreographer seemed to have been baptized by countless bullet screens. They patted the shoulders of the editing and subtitles respectively, and said at the same time, "You understand."

"Understood!" "Must understand!" The editing and subtitles replied with tears in their eyes. They will definitely edit this kind of "surprise" well, praise it well, insert it in the trailer, and put it on the official blog, never missing anything. An expression, any paragraph of complaints.

Although it is called a pocket cow, the five-month-old calf is as strong as an adult Alaskan dog. It is not flexible enough, and it is not good at running and jumping. No matter how you look at it, it is not suitable for participating in games.Originally, the director team just wanted to let chocolate go through the motions, so as to increase the knowledge of the audience in front of the TV.It belongs to one of the three animals that will definitely be brushed away, but I didn't expect Chocolate and Lin Ha to be so compatible, it was beyond the expectation of everyone in the program group.

Although Lin Ha didn't answer many questions and was ranked third to choose small animals, but seeing how he and chocolate hit each other so well, they turned into the first confirmed combination.Seeing this situation, some people were happy, some were worried, and the little leopard was going crazy with fright!

Aww!Why is there still a cow!Seeing Lin Ha holding the calf unwilling to let go, the master's hair exploded all over his body.For his roommate Jun, he even changed into a leopard, and his tailbone hurt!What does it mean to kill a stupid cow halfway!Take your stinky hoof away from Roommate Jun!That'smine!The person roommate should hug is me!I!I!

Yaya, let's go!Smelly woman, don't hug me!I am not a cat!Don't yell at me Mimi!The master, who couldn't get the roommate and was hugged by two women like a kitten for profit, was instantly angry, and he popped out the hook hidden in his meaty claws and swiped at the palms of the two female stars.The pain caused the two of them to let go in an instant. If "Xiao Biaobiao" was not only two months old and his claws were not sharp, the two claws would definitely see blood.

The Lord smashed to the ground amid screams. As the saying goes, a fallen angel who cannot land is destined to fall to his death.Just as he was about to fall to the ground, the master swung his waist nimbly and fell to the ground gracefully and vigorously.Even if he changes from a bird to a beast, his landing skills are still full!After shaking the little tail, the master finally felt that this long thing was quite useful, if it wasn't for the tail to keep his balance, he would really have to fall badly.

The master who landed on the ground was proud for a while, and before the breeder ran over to check him, he quickly ran towards the cute roommate Jun with all four limbs.Lin Ha's posture of squatting in order to keep eye level with Chocolate has become a favorable terrain for the master to climb.

With a brisk sprint, the master climbed onto Lin Ha's knee in an instant, and then stepped on the chocolate's hoof and face directly onto Lin Ha's shoulder.

The master who hugged the roommate Jun's neck with his front paws glared at the chocolate, "Aw!" Get out of here!he's mine!