An artist who doesn't work hard to code is not a good devil

"[617] VS [082] - the second match of the "milkshake group" is staged again, what are they watching! "When the local radio station broadcast the interview report of "Orphan Fate" that night, the host specially cut a scene where Lin Ha and Lu Yixi looked at each other but didn't say anything, and put it on the program. And repeatedly emphasized that after repeated confirmation by reporters, cameras, and fans present, they were sure that the two of them really stood there stupidly for a full 5 minutes without saying anything! ! !

As soon as this report came out, whether it was the porridges in the west of the road, the foodies in Lin Ha, or the crowd who were just watching, the entire Internet was instantly excited!

All night, almost everyone was guessing why the two of them looked at each other for so long.All of a sudden, various versions of dialogue P-pictures emerged on the Internet, such as the aestheticist "never tire of seeing each other", the radical "cut the nape of your neck when you get a chance", etc., etc., people are overwhelmed to see, even Even the relatives and friends in the circle of friends of the two couldn't help guessing, and began to break the news.

Shen Weixian V: I will tell you, is your male god Lu Yixi actually a chef?The normal chocolate steak is super delicious! [Picture] Suhang V: I have a premonition of a battle of cooking kings in the entertainment industry!

Song Chengxuan V: Suddenly remembered that someone is a Scorpio, suddenly remembered that someone is most afraid of Scorpio.

Li Siming V: Mr. Barr 82, I have been wanting to ask you for many years, why you are called 82, why your profile picture is always a little cow, do you want to form a "number group" or a "milkshake group" with Lu Yixi?

Yan Qiao V: The number group and the milkshake group sound good, Song Chengxuan quickly bring your cousin to play with me.

Song Sitian V: Do you want to play with my son without my permission? !

Lin Tianmeizhuang V: If you want to play tricks on my young boss, have you got my consent?

Lin Tian-Fangxin V: If you want to play tricks on my young master, have you got my consent?

Lin Tian-Hua Yun V: If you want to play tricks on my young master, have you got my consent?

Lin Tian-Aihe V: If you want to play tricks on my young master, have you got my consent?

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Netizens who watched Lin Tian's dozen or so brands line up to show their presence were also intoxicated, but the most intoxicating thing was the update posted by Lu Yixi's Weibo that night.

In the picture uploaded on the west side of the road this time, the crow is wearing a white napkin around his neck, and a silver knife and fork that contrasts with his fur color is placed beside his paws. Looking at it alone, it is a handsome dining picture... ...Of course, the premise is to take away the grilled chicken placed in front of the Lord...

Netizens who were drooling at Shen Weixian's Weibo a moment ago staring at "Male God's Steak" were all scared to pee by the "Master Roasted Chicken".

What kind of wickedness is it to put a roast chicken in front of a bird!What a mistake the Lord has made, you have to treat him like this!

Who will save the male god when he is sick?Let go of the Lord, he is just a bird!

Mr. Yu, who was hiding aside, carefully swiped Weibo, and he really wanted to reply that the Lord is not a bird!But looking at His Majesty who was still plucking the hen in the kitchen, he still shrank silently.There were as many as seven hens on the table that had been plucked and roasted over fire, but the master still didn't seem to recover from his grief and anger.At this time, even if he summoned a Beria demon king with thick fur and plucked all the feathers to come over and concentrate on sleeping, the Lord would probably not be able to calm down, let alone the three little chickens left in the kitchen.

Mr. Feather is really glad that he bought a few more chickens today, but he is extremely unlucky... He feels that the Lord will come to torture him soon after he finishes torturing those chicks.

And what about the Lord?In fact, he doesn't want to abuse anyone, he just wants to cry.Thinking of Lin Ha's unfamiliar eyes when he faced him, he felt an unspeakable discomfort in his heart. He obviously found his roommate, but still couldn't recognize him.

Think about it carefully, if he didn't rush to take off the roommate's clothes when he found out that the roommate was starting to weaken, but gave roommate a few more stones infused with faith, or if he had If you act more decisively and directly knock out your roommate Jun and drag him to bed, and bind them into a husband and wife sharing beliefs, then today will not be like this.

God did not add tears when creating angels, so as a fallen angel, the lord couldn't cry even if he felt sad and wanted to cry.There are lacrimal glands, but they are not used for crying at all.

After frightening the last and smallest chick into unconsciousness, Lord Shangjun walked out of the kitchen waddlingly. There were two bulging pieces on both sides of the bird's beak, which seemed to be holding its breath.Flapping his wings and returning to the bird stand, the master stared at the clouds outside the window without blinking. When his eyes were sore and swollen and finally secreted a little bit of tear glands, the master gently tapped the cloud with the tip of his wings. Point away the tear that was finally squeezed out, put it in a small bottle and put it away carefully.These are the tears he left for my roommate, and I will give it to my roommate after saving up a full bottle!

Cuckoo.After calling out twice, the Lord closed his eyes and said in a low voice, "I want to take my roommate to pretend to be a force, and take my roommate to fly." When I have enough faith, my roommate will definitely remember who I am, and then feel moved She promised to have sex with her body.

After the master finished speaking, he thought he was handsome and domineering and raised his head, but after waiting for a few minutes, the surrounding area was still silent, and the master turned his head away in displeasure.

Lord Feather was very uncomfortable being stared at by the Lord. He looked around and saw that there was no living thing around, and then he remembered to raise both hands to applaud the Lord and said, "It's so touching, it's amazing, there should be applause here!"

The lord nodded in satisfaction, fallen angels are so capricious, so vain and so proud!

Mr. Feather shrank his neck and shoulders and carefully leaned under the bird stand, "It's no problem to take Baal to fly. But, my lord, how do you take Baal to pretend to be aggressive? Baal was selected last month. For this year's most pretentious character!"

"This... I have to think about it carefully." The master was stunned for a moment, but he couldn't think of a way to break it so he changed the subject, "Let me check Weibo first, and check your roommate's information. Only by knowing yourself and the enemy can you win every battle. .”

If you scan Weibo, just scan Weibo, what more reason is there to talk about.Mr. Feather buried his complaints in his chest and respectfully raised his mobile phone. The master swipe the screen with the tip of his wings, and firstly swipe the P picture, as long as he likes all the beautiful and PK style ones, as for the pure love style... Well, silently collect them.

Then I went to the celebrity circle. The picture Shen Weixian posted was the fried steak that Mr. Yu made when he used Lu Yixi's body last time. No matter how you say it, he made it "by himself". Thumbs up in a row.

Only Yan Qiao!snort!Want to play tricks on my roommate? !That's something only I can play with!The master spat at Yan Bingyangzi's profile picture, and Mr. Feather quickly wiped the screen so that the master could continue to swipe.

What follows is a group of third- and fourth-tier stars who follow the trend...

Wei Chenchen is also working hard today V: Lin Shao is more suitable than me, Zhou Ming's image fits well!To Come!

"What is this Wei Chenchen? The name is so strange." The Lord narrowed his eyes. This sentence seemed normal, but why did he feel sour?

Mr. Feather glanced at it, and immediately replied, "It's a heart-throbbing artist who has competed for the role that Master Barr is playing now."

snort!To insert such a sentence so abruptly at such a time is either too stupid and too eager to make a sense of presence, or it is trying to mislead the brainless fans into thinking that Roommate Jun was selected through the back door.But thinking about Xindong Entertainment's low-quality company, the Lord decisively poked the keyboard with the tip of his wing, and updated a Weibo in an instant.

West of the Road V: Lin Shaomeng is so cute!It looks great!If you don't pay attention, you will look stupid.It's great to go back to the place where I grew up and think about hypocritical things without having to look at hypocritical people.

Hypocritical people, hypocritical things, of course, refers to Xindong Entertainment, which is the first company Lu Yixi signed after returning from studying abroad. Although there have been few disputes between the two parties recently, everyone inside and outside the circle knows that Lu Yixi Yixi had a bad relationship with the upper management of Xindong Entertainment, and there were even rumors that passing male gods would never share the stage with Xindong artists.

Now that the Lord suddenly said such a sentence on Weibo, it is undoubtedly a misfortune, and he is opening an unimpeded sunny road for Lin Ha.He will be Roommate Jun's exclusive guardian fallen angel!Sweep away all the idiots who dare to trouble Roommate Jun, let Roommate Jun thrive and recover his memory as soon as possible!