An artist who doesn't work hard to code is not a good devil

There is no fork in the road; the light is bright; the vision of the Lord is superb!Distance, 30 meters, 20 meters, 15 meters...

Since it started more than a month ago, every time the lord Shangjun is drying his feathers facing the window at home, he will feel that his roommate is close at hand, but every time he turns around and every time he looks back, what he sees is only that idiot in the west of Lu corpse.It made him wonder for a while whether he was lovesick or not, and his senses were out of alignment.

Just now in the archives room, when he once again felt that his roommate Jun was by his side, the Lord Shangjun's first reaction was that something went wrong with him again.But now, looking at the real person who is getting closer and closer in front of him, it seems that there are one billion and eighty million angels roaring past in the Lord's heart, and it is actually true!My roommate!At this moment, the Lord felt that the magma was boiling, the dragon roared, and the unique fragrance of Bana flowers spread in the air.Against the extremely hell-style romantic background, the Lord was so excited that he wanted to sing, "Ah~ah~ah~ahahahah~~~"

Only the soul-stirring lyrics of the old version of "X Zhu Ge Ge", which contain love and hope in the ups and downs, can express the excitement of the Lord at this moment.

Opposite him, he hit Linha west again, and there was a piece left in his head.

Lin Ha, who came out looking for the power of faith, bumped into Lu Yixi who had a very high negative score in his heart, but seeing that No. 1 in the negative score list was not the point he wanted to scream, he fell into a trap. What crumbled was just the stud on Lu West's left ear.

The cause of the incident has to go back to the first time when Lin Ha saw Luxixi half a minute ago.At that time, the lord had stopped plundering the power of pink faith, but some girls couldn't bear it because they were too excited. Seeing the back of Lu Yixi walking towards the orphanage alone, he couldn't help but feel heartbroken. Does Lu Yixi want to be the same as now, lonely and alone... Ahhh!It's really pitiful to think about it! QAQ "Sixi, we will always love you!" I don't know which fan suddenly burst into tears and shouted, and then the people around her were infected and cried together with her, and some newly formed beliefs rushed through the overflowing tears As the lord Shangjun floated over, when the lord Shangjun looked at Lin Ha in a daze, he rushed into the Philosopher's Stone on the earring.

A magic stone that absorbs the power of faith!Seeing this thing, Lin Ha felt bad all of a sudden.It wasn't because he was surprised to see such a useful thing for the first time, but because he was so familiar with it!So familiar that every time I see it, I want to dig someone's bones out of the ground and flog the corpse, then bury it and wait for the next time I get angry, dig it out and flog the corpse.

So here comes the first question, who is this man who makes Lin Ha think of the Sorcerer's Stone?He is the third king of ancient Israel, Solomon.

When it comes to the relationship between this guy and Lin Ha, there are really only two words to describe it, Nie Yuan!

Since the Sumerian civilization is the oldest civilization in the world, it was also lost at the earliest time. When Barr met Solomon, he was already at the trough of the first decline of faith power. How much lower.In order to be able to gather faith power again, Barr decided to lead the world to collect faith power again at that time, but it was different from the current situation of becoming a human being in person. Record your own deeds into a book and pass it on.

Of course, such a technically difficult thing as apparition is not something that can be done by just finding a human being. If you find a rogue liar, even if you kill him in front of him, resurrect him, kill him, and resurrect him hundreds of times, he will be scared. Crazy, every day when you see people, you hype the great achievements of God, so how many people will believe it?

So if you want to preach, you must find a big man with high prestige, who will believe what others say!So Baal, the great god of thunderstorms and storms in Babylon, decisively chose to appear in front of King David's son Solomon.

Barr put his waist on his head and said, "I will bestow magic on you, and you need to record my achievements in a book and pass them down for generations to come."

Solomon replied without thinking, "Okay sir, no problem sir. Can you teach me alchemy first?"

Barr silently, "..."

Ever since he heard the word Alchemy, Barr has had an ominous premonition, and the facts are really as Barr expected.Solomon is just as funny as Gilgamesh!

The two people seem to be very powerful and great just by looking at their deeds, but in fact there is a lot of stupidity in their essence. If you compare them with their father King David and Lugal Banda, you can immediately feel the difference between Solomon and Lugalbanda. Gilgamesh was born when his mother raised the placenta and threw him into the trash.The two occupied the throne and created two new worlds. Compared with their father, they are so different that even God can't look directly at them.

When Solomon told Baal that the book recording his great deeds and powerful magic had been forged, Baal happily ran to meet Solomon again and took the book "Baal's Key".Well, it seems that the name is not bad, open the first page of the book: the head of the 72 pillars of the demon god - Baal.

"What's the matter with the word 'magic'? I obviously came from God!" Mr. Barr frowned instantly.

Solomon picked out his earwax and said, "Oh, well, since you came to me, many little gods and demon elves have come to me, hoping that I will write them together in the book, and they all expressed their desire to be touched by you. Just live a few more years. I think this is a good opportunity to set off your side, so I put them behind you one by one, because they are both demons and gods, so they are called demon gods."

Barr frowned, although he was not very happy, but he tolerated it a little when he heard the word "set off". As the saying goes, how can you highlight your greatness without an opponent?So Baal took away the first edition of the "Baal's Key" magic book. After all, besides his own magic, there were some magics of other gods and demons in that magic book.However, before he left, he still made a special statement, asking King Solomon to improve the magic book quickly. The order can be arranged, but gods are gods, demons are demons, two different creatures, how can they casually find a collective name? It's all mixed up.

However, everyone should have sensed it from Mr. Barr's previous description.Don't look at how wise and great King Solomon is said on the outside, only after a deep understanding will you know that Solomon is really just a placenta with a name!

The only thing Solomon has learned from David in his life is - messing around with men and women!After marrying all the princesses and queens from seventeen or eight countries around to be his wives, the wind blowing beside his pillow every day, Solomon completely ignored Mr. Baal's words as the wind blowing in his ears.

Didn't the Great God want me to change the version?Everyone knows that the so-called revision is to "remove the essence and keep the dross", delete, delete, delete, delete until the last book "The Key of Solomon", which is called the magic of human beings, was born!

Barr turned to the first page, but there was still the huge word "Devil God". He was so angry that he threw the book directly on Solomon's head, "Go back and change it again!"

The Almighty was still dissatisfied, and Solomon couldn't think of what he had done wrong.However, in order to fulfill the requirements of the Great God and continue to revise the book, this time he simply contracted the work to a group of warlocks. It has become a black magic template that only records the devil summoning technique, and even the ranking is gone!And he also named it a name that makes people want to pull Solomon out and beat him up when they hear it, "Solomon's Little Key".

asshole!Why don't you come up with a decent name!When Barr was so angry that he wanted Solomon to revise it again, Solomon had a kidney failure and hiccupped his fart, and Solomon's heir, huh, hehe, was another placenta who messed with the relationship between men and women.

The first belief power collection plan failed completely, and Barr didn't think much of it at first, but decades later, when some people had doubts about the word "demon god", things changed.

Student: Teacher, gods are gods, and demons are demons, but what do gods and demons mean?

Teacher: This... is probably a demon as powerful as a god.

Probably, it is, a demon as powerful as a god!

Just because of a cheating Solomon, and because of a cheating explanation, Baal fell from the god of thunderstorms to the demon king of hell, and the process was even more cheating than the fallen angel birdman who robbed his house.

As for the first edition of King Solomon's book "Baal's Key", because of its comprehensive content and an unbearable tragic past, it has become the most unforgettable bedtime book that Baal loves and hates in his life. I have to take out this book every once in a while, and use the book as a guide, and when I see the placenta, I will walk away immediately and never talk to them!

When "The Key of Solomon" and "Solomon's Little Key" were all lost, only a few pages of manuscripts were hidden in the museum, and the first edition of the magic book was not brought out in hell, Lin Ha saw the road The earrings on Ezekiel's ears, besides immediately reflecting that the Sorcerer's Stone was made with the secret recipe on which page and line, his second thought was that Solomon actually copied a copy of the magic book and gave it to him. other guys!

It must be so!Since there is "The Key of Baal", there must be "The Key of Agares", "The Key of Baimon"... How could it be possible to copy only one copy? !Aww!I want to whip the corpse, whip the corpse, whip the corpse!That bastard's placenta!

Lin Ha scolded King Solomon fiercely in his heart, and saw that Lu Yixi was even more unpleasant than before. It was because of those demons who rubbed his faith that he was misunderstood and turned into a demon king!hateful!

Lin Ha was about to explode with anger, and the Lord wearing Lu Yixipi, seeing the angry look of his roommate Jun, his heart was beating like a "thump, bang, bang, bang bang". Ah, all the romantic words I learned from the human world exploded in my mind.

Always so proud that I think I am the most handsome in the whole world, everyone should look up to me, the lord, the Lord, suddenly his ears turned red.

So, the second question came, why did the lord recognize the roommate, but Lin Ha didn't notice any difference between the west of the road in front of him and the west of the road he had seen before?

So it's time to review the previous article!

In order to reduce the consumption of his own belief power, the hard-pressed Lin Ha children's boots decisively turned off all the plug-ins that could be turned off on his body. When he encountered the west of the road formed by feathers, he only felt something wrong. When he met the bird-shaped Lord Shangjun, he directly regarded the Lord as a zombie bird.

Expect him to recognize the birdman who robbed him of the house at a glance now?Stop making trouble, how is it possible!