An artist who doesn't work hard to code is not a good devil

Ming, bright, bright meaning, the original meaning of embarrassment.At the same time, due to some special reasons, this word is widely used in the names of male youths in Huaguo, and everyone affectionately calls this type of young men Xiaoming.

For example, the young man next to Lin Ha is Li Siming, a promising young man; while the young man next to Lu Yixi is Comrade Bai Weiming, who has been brainwashed to a degraded intelligence because he has witnessed too many dead bodies.

Speaking of Comrade Bai Weiming's deeds, Lord Shangjun who incarnates as the west of the road really wants to put a feather in his forehead so that he can do so many things in the future!Simply killed!

As for what happened to make the Lord run wildly on the street in such a panic, we have to start talking about it two hours ago.

Two hours ago, Master Zhushang, who turned himself into the west of the road, just finished today's autograph session. Amidst the crazy screams of fans, Zhushangjun successfully harvested a lot of pink faith, although not as much as the concert There are many big occasions, but it can barely be regarded as a worthwhile trip.

Sitting back in the nanny's car, the Lord immediately closed his eyes and rested his mind to absorb the power of faith harvested just now.Different from Lin Ha's situation where his faith is scarce and he absorbs a little bit, the master always collects a handful and eats slowly, shaking his long feathers while eating.

But today he just felt a little itchy on his back, and when he was about to rub the back of the chair happily, Bai Weiming, who was sitting on the other side of the nanny's car, made a sound.

"Brother 17, we seem to be being followed." Bai Weiming said, looking sideways at the rear window of the car.

"Understood." The Master took the time to respond, "Let the driver take a detour and dump the other party, I will squint for a while."

One of the main reasons why Lord Shangjun hates going out is that since he became popular, he will be followed wherever he goes, sometimes by paparazzi, sometimes by fans.As a result, every time he got off work, he had to sneak around the road for a long time before returning home, which seriously affected the normal life and rest required by Changmao.

If you meet a paparazzi, the most they can do is to follow you and take some pictures to see you come home, then squat under the apartment for a while, if you can't find out any scandals, then follow them. To the master's great cause of long hair.

But when meeting some fanatical fans, it would be frustrating.It is true that the faith value contributed by the other party is much higher than that of ordinary fans, but if he follows him to the door of the house, slaps the door panel and yells for several days, making people feel uneasy, then the amount collected from this person The power of faith, the Lord would rather double pack it and return it to him.

In fact, Lord Shangjun met such a crazy fan before.Because a fan accidentally got the home address, the fan would come to the door every day to take pictures of the door to the west of the road, shouting every day, "17 I love you! Come out and meet me! If you don't look at me, I will commit suicide!"

That scene was almost the same as when he was in Hell before, from time to time there would be a few stupid bird people who had just joined the Angel Corps, and in order to become famous, they ran to the gate of Hell and shouted to challenge him.

If he encounters his mood, the Lord will find a hand and throw it out to beat the stupid bird, but when he meets the master of the monarch climbing, he will be kicked by his roommate, and he will nails Bullets, let the stupid angel that hit the gun muzzle completely disappear.

Judging from the situation when the fan appeared at that time, the master actually wanted to flick his fingernails, but he was in the hair loss period when the power was used and the less he used, and a big living person disappeared behind him. At the door of the house, even if there is no evidence to prove that it is related to him, it will have an impact on his life and the work of harvesting faith.

So the lord can only stay in that room and endure it, but at that time Mr. Feather wore the zombie skin west of the road and went to other provinces and cities to go on shows, and he couldn't throw away fanatic fans, leaving the speechless lord alone You have no choice but to press the hands-free button with your paws and tell the security guards, please take the people outside the door away...

But today it was taken away, tomorrow that fanatic fan will come again.The master was so annoyed that he had to fly out for a walk every day. After a week, the fanatical female fan finally stopped coming, but on the contrary, there were a bunch of crazy people taking pictures of him at the bottom of the building. of new fans.

At first, the Lord didn't understand what was going on at that time.It wasn't until later when he swiped Weibo that he realized that the first ardent fan was taken to drink tea by the police uncles because his home address was exposed...

Huaguo's Human Flesh Protection Law stipulates that no media or individual is allowed to disclose other people's addresses and workplaces without the permission of the other party. Naturally, it is impossible for that fanatical fan to be ignorant of this rule.However, people are so fanatical, how much IQ can they expect from her?

So when he was taken away by the security guard for the Nth time, the fanatic fan sadly posted a Weibo, "I still haven't seen my 617 today, but I won't give up, I will come tomorrow!" Signed here!

It was she who owed her a little more, and the positioning function quickly locked on the high-end residential area where the road west lived.

So she went in, and other fans who saw the message before the Weibo was deleted flocked to the place where Lu Yixi lived, and managed to touch the right door by observing the Lord Shangjun on the balcony.

In the end, the master had to move with Xiaoyu to the new apartment prepared by Yan Qiao for him. Although the security of the new apartment was strengthened and the location was high, the master didn't have to worry about being seen when he flew out, but what happened before The things about this have always made the master and Mr. Yu have lingering fears, and they must be more careful every time they go out.

Humans are truly terrifying creatures.The lord sighed for a while, he was not afraid of the enemy's strength, but he was afraid of the enemy's annoyance.God can't afford to be bothered.

"Brother Lu, Xiao Ming, I can't seem to get rid of it." The driver, Lao Wang, said helplessly as he rolled down the fender.

Seeing that Lu Yixi still had his eyes closed, Bai Weiming asked on his behalf, "Why can't you shake it off?"

"Hey, you don't know." Pharaoh sighed helplessly, "There are so many ways to make money now, I guess that car was chartered by someone to chase celebrities. It is said that the price is still expensive, as long as it is blocked by them It turned out that the drivers who drove the car had big red envelopes in addition to the normal fare, so they were desperately chasing each of them. Moreover, these drivers were all former taxi drivers, and I am much more familiar with the roads."

"I really think about what you said, and I have an impression." Bai Weiming lowered his head and thought for a while, "I heard that last time someone spent 2 yuan to chase Shen Weixian for four hours, and the car ran out of gas. Blocking Shen Weixian on the road, taking pictures and signing autographs."

"Yeah." Lao Wang looked at the two cars chasing after him in the rearview mirror and the third car that joined the latest car, and frowned deeply, "And I heard that all the cars doing this kind of business have The helpers, now have changed from one to three, maybe a fourth car will come out in a while and block in front of us, and then we will really be unable to drive."

"This..." Bai Weiming hesitated for a moment, thinking that instead of being blocked and watched by people on the road like Shen Tianwang, he might as well find a road section with a little less people, get out of the car and tell the fans clearly how much money they will sign for them. A name, let them stop following.

Thinking of this, Bai Weiming called out to Lu Yixi in a low voice, "Brother 17?!"

"Say." The lord with his eyes closed had actually heard everything Bai Weiming and the driver had said.

Bai Weiming didn't know why, but he always felt that today's Luyixi was more majestic and colder than usual, so he shrank his neck and suggested, "Why don't you stop the car for a while, and I'll talk about it first. If you can, sign it , Give me a hug and get rid of people?"

The master thought about it for a while and could only do that, so he asked Pharaoh to find a road section with few people and pull over the car.Sure enough, as soon as they stopped, the three cars behind them also stopped.Bai Weiming casually took a stack of autographed photos from his bag and got out of the car to "negotiate" with those fans.

After receiving the autographed photos and hearing that Lu Yixi was willing to come down to hug and take a photo with them in person, those fans immediately nodded and said that they would obediently go home and follow after taking the photo.So after Bai Weiming asked about the three cars, he returned to the nanny's car and gave Lu Shixi an ok gesture.

Although it is strange why the third car is full of foreign men, but thinking that Lu Yixi himself returned to China from abroad this time, Bai Weiming is slightly relieved. After all, when he heard that Lu Yixi would get off the bus, how many The joy in the eyes of a big man cannot be fooled.

However, the joy in the eyes is not necessarily something that fans will have when they see their idols. For example, it will also be there when the killer hears that the prey is about to be delivered to the door.

Bai Weiming didn't know that Lu Yixi was being hunted down, but the Lord couldn't be more clear about it.After finishing the first two cars and watching them leave, the master turned and walked towards the third car.It's just that every time he takes a step closer, he can feel a dangerous aura approaching, especially after seeing the abnormal situation in the car, the master almost immediately turned around and ran back to the nanny car...

"Brother 17, what's the matter?" Seeing that Lu Yixi didn't follow the original plan to shake hands and take pictures with the "fans" on the bus on the third day, Bai Weiming couldn't help wondering.

At this time, the master took a look at Bai Weiming and the driver Lao Wang who were beside him, and then at the foreign killer who had already reached into his clothes and was about to take out something, and finally made a prudent decision.

Run away! ! !You can't involve Bai Weiming and Old Wang, otherwise, if you kill him and kill him, you'll have to waste your feathers playing resurrection and brainwashing again!

The Lord planned to find a secluded place where no one was around, and secretly killed the killers, but he didn't understand why the more he ran, the more people around him? !

And just near where Lord Shangjun was sweating and running wildly, the gluttonous Mr. Barr 82 was out of gregarious holding the extra-large special mustard thick French fries he just bought.

Everyone else was frantically chasing pictures of Lu Yixi with their mobile phones, but he was the only one who was chewing on French fries and seriously considering whether to have another pack.It's really delicious!