An artist who doesn't work hard to code is not a good devil

The wind is rustling, the water is cold, Yixi drinks milkshakes and never returns...

Lu Yixi picked up the milkshake and finally brewed up his emotions and prepared to be bored. Who would have thought that the DJ who was in charge of sound effects on the sidelines would actually play a super tragic opera track for him... It’s okay to be sad, you’re still strong, and it’s okay to be strong, you What opera is playing! ! ! !Didn't know I hated opera! !

"Stop!" Seeing that the milkshake that had reached his mouth was suddenly pulled away by Lu Yixi, the male god said a little angrily, "Turn off the music for me." Let me drink it quietly alone!Be a quiet handsome man!

The DJ looked at the director at a loss. The essence of his job is to ensure that there are always suitable sound effects while the program is playing, such as clapping, embarrassment or panic effects, although most audiences generally do not notice these The soundtrack, but in fact, this soundtrack has never been interrupted during the program. If it is completely interrupted, it will be a very strange state.

The director looked at the effect on the small screen, picked up the walkie-talkie and said, "Do as Yixi said, turn off the sound effect, turn the No. 2 camera to shoot the DJ booth, Datian, hide under the desk, and pretend to be afraid!"

Fuck!I'm just the one who makes the soundtrack, and I want to help you with the acting? ! DJ Ota gave the director a third thumb in his heart, but he obeyed the order honestly in action.The body shrank under the DJ stage, revealing a head with oversized headphones outside.

The sound effect was turned off, and after confirming that the camera had re-locked himself, Lu Yixi re-brewed some emotions, held his breath under the eyes of everyone, and suddenly poured a mouthful into his mouth...

"..." Lu Yixi didn't speak, and there was no expression on his face.

"How is it?!" Su Hang saw that Lu Yixi's Adam's apple rolled, and asked in a low voice after making sure that the other party had swallowed the drink.But looking at 617's expression, Su Hang began to wonder, does that taste good?

Lu Yixi tried his best to recollect it, "It seems...not bad, wait a minute, I'll take another sip."

impossible!Everyone showed expressions of disbelief, and Datian, who was hiding under the DJ booth, couldn't help getting up to watch.

Even Lin Ha himself was surprised, Lu Yixi didn't die after drinking the grapefruit peel? !No, the food he made is not unpalatable? !impossible!

If everyone's eyes were tense just now, then everyone's expression turned into shock at this moment. Under everyone's eyes, Lu Yixi took a second sip, tsk tsk, taste it, and then came the third Mouth, tut, tut, taste.

"The taste is a little bit bad, but the taste is not as bad as expected."

Su Hang looked at the yellow-gray milkshake that was half a cup left, and his heart began to waver, "I don't study much, don't lie to me!"

"Why am I lying to you? It's not good for me." Lu Yixi's expression was normal, and there was no emotion at all on his face.

Su Hang unbelievingly picked up the milkshake in the blender cup that hadn't come out everywhere and smelled it. It smelled a bit like freshly squeezed vegetable juice, and it smelled quite fresh. Is it really not bad?

Suhang tried to take a sip...

A second later, Mr. Su Hang, the male host of an entertainment program on Channel S, picked up the microphone with a green face and tears in his eyes and replied, "Every audience, leaders, here I want to tell you a very important thing. What happened: Those who come out to hang out have to be paid back. People are doing things and the sky is watching. If you don’t believe me, look up, who is the sky bypassing? I have been in the entertainment circle for many years, and no number of actors with acting skills have fooled my eyes. I was plotted against by a singer today...I..."

"You can't die with peace in your eyes!!!" Su Hang yelled and fell to the ground.

Lu Yixi smiled at the camera with a dark belly, and picked up the ice water on the table to rinse his mouth.With that smirk, all the photographers watching suddenly felt like a girl's heart was sprouting.

DJ Datian Guangsu got up and played music: Today is a good day~~ Su Hang also has some bad luck~~~ Hearing Su Hang's heart feels cold, he understands how Lu Yixi felt just now.

Lin Ha looked at Su Hang who was lying on the ground sticking out his tongue, and then at the dark milkshake on the table.Sure enough, is it still unpalatable?I was so happy just now!sad!

Lin Ha couldn't help but took the cup by himself, and poured himself a small sip.As Lu Yixi said, the taste is really okay, but the taste... hehe, the raw pomelo peel and the absolutely inedible white flesh on the pomelo, the taste... dense and thick... it is almost impossible to swallow.

It is indeed the destroying mushroom in the milkshake world!One mouthful to kill one life!Lu Yixi who drank three sips must not be a person, definitely not a person!

After Lu Yixi and Su Hang's teasing performance, Qin Xiaoyan's nonchalant comment on the assorted milkshakes seemed very thin and unremarkable.

Lin Ha's dark milkshake is too stealthy, and the milkshake girl knows that the audience will only remember the brightest people.So when Qin Xiaoyan started to ask questions to the two cooks, Milkshake girl tried her best to snatch all the questions, so anxious that Su Hang, who had just recovered from the dark cooking, rolled her eyes.Sister... none of us want to hear from you how you dressed in very gorgeous and cute clothes with a special name but the actual name is "ordinary clothes" and the whole process of cooking and eating for everyone...

The audience loves local tyrants, we love Young Master Lin, girls, don't block the camera!

Seeing that the director and producer below were already dissatisfied and ready to jump up and call out at any time, Su Hang quickly opened the topic and said, "I heard that Mr. Barr has always used very expensive ingredients, can you tell me why you must use such ingredients? Is it expensive?"

With the designated questioning, Milkshake Girl finally had no way to grab the conversation, Lin Ha picked up the microphone and said, "Actually, I didn't deliberately use such expensive things, maybe because I lived at home before and the ingredients I came into contact with are relatively expensive. Well. And I didn’t go out to buy it before, basically I used the leftovers at home.”

"Using leftover foie gras and caviar as a dark dish?" Qin Xiaoyan covered her mouth in surprise, "Sounds so high-end, this is a new technique to show off wealth!"

"Show off your wealth?" Lin Ha shook his head, "Not really. And it's impossible for me to use just a few dishes to show off my wealth."

"Just a few dishes?" Qin Xiaoyan pretended to be critical, "Do you know that some of your dishes are worth a month or two of other people's food expenses. It's fine if you cook well, but You ruined those dishes."

"I think food is wasted only when it is wasted. And I don't think I wasted food, even if it's unpalatable, I will try my best to finish it."

After Lin Ha finished speaking, Su Hang immediately said to the camera, "Hey, where is Mr. Barr's milkshake just now, hurry up and let him drink it up, don't waste it."

Even so, who would dare to do something in front of Young Master Song.As a result, there was another sentence that was destined to become a subtitle soon, "The milkshakes have been destroyed manually!"

Qin Xiaoyan, who wanted to add some more shots for Lin Ha, was trying to find out some new questions from Lin Ha's conversation at this time, and asked Lin Ha, "Just now you said that you can't show off your wealth with a few dishes, I am very happy I wonder what would you do if you wanted to show off your wealth?"

Eh?Why did there appear lines that were not in the script? !Lin Ha's reaction this time was not as fast as before.

How to flaunt wealth is a very technical issue.Famous cars and watches?He does not have a driver's license, and has his own time checking system during the start-up period. Without the plug-in, he still has a mobile phone... He has no use for the car and watch, and has never pursued it, so he must not have it!And it's impossible for a big man to show off his bag...

So how do you succeed in showing off your own characteristics without going out of the ordinary, and make people have a deep impression all at once?

Lin Ha bit his lower lip, and the words his cousin said to him on the road came to mind.As the young master of Lin Tian Group and the young master of SD, his appearance must be bright and aboveboard, even if he is not brilliant.

"Well...if I want to show off my wealth..." Lin Ha suddenly changed his aura, leaning back slightly on the back of the chair, crossing his legs, resting his right elbow on the armrest, and squinting coldly Qin Xiaoyan.

"This expression! Praise!" The director spoke excitedly in paragraphs!He picked up the walkie-talkie and shouted, "Close-up, close-up!" When he was halfway through the call, he suddenly felt a weight on his shoulders, and was about to see who was so short-sighted, and who wanted the director to see it as soon as he turned his head? He looked at Song Shao's approaching profile.

Song Chengxuan who didn't know when came forward supported the director's shoulders, and fixed his eyes on Lin Ha on the small screen.

At this time, Lin Ha's expression was lazy and arrogant, and he asked the host with a little disdain, "Miss Qin, I heard that you have two commercial endorsements that will expire in the second half of the year."

"Ah... yes." A lip balm ad and a hair removal cream ad are both brands owned by Lin Tian.Qin Xiaoyan straightened her back unconsciously, suddenly feeling like she was about to be lectured by the big boss.

After Lin Ha got the answer he wanted, his expression became more flamboyant, and he said broadly and ruthlessly, "Then you talked to me like that just now, does it mean that you don't want to renew the contract for both commercials?"