An artist who doesn't work hard to code is not a good devil

How did Lu Yixi break his glasses with bare hands without borrowing tools?No matter how strong the arm is, it is impossible to break it so easily!

With a dazed face, Lin Ha suddenly turned his head and glanced at Lu Yixi who was sitting on the guest seat. With just this glance, he found that Lu Yixi's eye sockets were black and his pupils were red...

Demonic!

A series of rumors such as "raising a kid" and "rubbing corpse oil" popped up in Lin Ha's mind for a long time, but in fact there were no rumors that anyone had seen with his own eyes... There must be something wrong with this man! ! !Lin Ha even suspected that if it wasn't for the plug-in, he might be able to see some strange shadows or devilish little horns on Lu Yixi's body...

Lin Xiaobao wrinkled his nose, unconsciously leaned towards Chi Wuai's position, trying to keep himself away from the west of the road as much as possible.Although he is known as the Demon King and is a very important member of the Hexagram of Hell, Chinese and Western cultures are always surprised. The ghosts in each place are different, and some ghosts only know that they are on the ground without even going to hell. In order to avoid some embarrassing things like flooding the Dragon King Temple, Lin Ha still thinks it is better to stay away from this guy west of the road in the future.It really has nothing to do with whether he has turned off the cheat, or whether he is weaker than ordinary people now!

But boy, do you remember?Although the material of the lens is ground out by you with the leftovers from the failed experiment, but! ! !You bought the frame for nine yuan and eight dollars from a street vendor in front of the institute!As long as nine eight, only nine eight!Even Sister Lisa can break it easily, let alone a male god Lu! ! !

He likes to pay attention to details, but Lin Ha, who always pays attention to the wrong point, has completely lost his mind about the situation, and he doesn't even reflect when the host talks about him.

"Mr. Barr? Mr. Barr, are you recording the program seriously?" In order to prevent Lin Ha from being ng, Qin Xiaoyan deliberately added an exaggerated expression when asking the second time, trying to turn this mistake into a small point.

At the same time, after pushing Chi Wuai back, Lin Ha stared blankly at Qin Xiaoyan and Su Hang and said, "Ah?"

The silly expression fell into the camera without any trace.

"Hehehe, Young Master Lin is so cute." Wang Zhongyi smiled at Song Chengxuan off the court as if to ease the embarrassment.

Song Chengxuan raised the corner of his mouth to express his helplessness, "Now you know why I came with him, right?"

"Understood, understood." Such a child would not be at ease in anyone's house.Wang Zhongyi nodded, and in addition to the "shyness" misled by Ke Xun, the image of Lin Ha in his mind also included the "stupid cuteness" misled by Song Chengxuan.

In front of the camera, Qin Xiaoyan has already started to "question" what happened to Lin Ha.The design point of this program is actually very simple, that is, give a candy after a slap, and every Internet artist will be said a few words, and then boast.Because I knew in advance that I would say those things, everyone didn't show any sad or embarrassing looks.

Among them, Sister Milkshake's "scheming" was the most criticized, followed by Lin Ha's behavior of "flaunting wealth" with expensive ingredients.It's just that before starting the interview with these two, the program also set up a cooking competition environment for them. In order not to be NG and maintain the integrity of the program, Qin Xiaoyan suddenly decided to say a few more words, insert a small topic, and put The embarrassment that Lin Ha was distracted just now was resolved.

Following Lin Ha's words just now, Qin Xiaoyan pretended to be angry and said, "Are you still 'ah'? Do you know that you are recording a program now? Where did you just wander off?"

Huh? !This is not the line in the script!Lin Ha's heart tightened, he pursed his lips and thought for a while and quickly replied, "Wait a minute, isn't there a part where I need to cook? I'm just thinking about what I want to do."

"Thinking?!" After Su Hang understood Qin Xiaoyan's intentions, he also began to join in the conversation, "Our announcement was sent to you a few weeks ago, and you told us that you haven't thought about it until you started recording. which kind of food?"

"It was sent to me." Lin Ha didn't deny it, but replied with a blank expression, "They said they wanted me to compete with my sister Milkshake in making milkshakes. I originally wanted to make cheese and potato milkshakes, but I didn't arrive at the scene. I found that there are no potatoes and cheese I want to use in the ingredients..."

"Cheese Potato Milkshake?! Are you sure those two things can be made into a milkshake?" Didn't the recipe say you were going to make a bitter melon banana milkshake?When did it change? !

"I don't know." Lin Ha shook his head, "However, I think cheese and potatoes are quite versatile, so you should be able to do anything."

As soon as the words were finished, the two hosts showed shocked expressions together, and Su Hang said in fright, "I don't know if you dare to go on TV and cook for everyone?"

"You have to try anyway, someone has to be the first to eat crabs."

Everyone on the field showed disapproving looks, but the host still asked professionally, "Then did you think about what to do instead?"

"Well... Looking at the ingredients, I think maybe you can try something like bitter melon or banana."

Finally, the conversation finally returned to the script, and the two supporters breathed a sigh of relief.Afterwards, they continued to follow the steps in the script and invited Lin Ha and Sister Milkshake to have a cooking competition together.It's just that after such a conversation, everyone has a certain resistance to the milkshake that Lin Ha is about to finish.

While Lin Ha and Sister Milkshake were producing, the host turned the topic to the other four Internet artists who hadn't talked about it yet.

The coser sister who successfully lost more than 50 catties was praised by the host for her "inspirational" deeds, and the grassroots farmers who used food to make musical instruments also received relatively good evaluations for their creativity.

until……

"We will talk about the two cooks after their works are finished. The two artists just now are very positive and have some personal characteristics. It is normal to feel that they will become popular. But the Internet artist we are going to talk about next, will It’s really beyond my comprehension to be popular on the Internet.” The host Su Hang made a very distressed expression, “And seeing his name, I really don’t really miss it. Hey, how narcissistic is this talent? would have such a name."

"However, it's already here, and I can't do without reading it. Then, 'Xiao Shuaishuai', please tell everyone how you became popular."

"I really don't know." Chi Wuai was at a loss.

Comparing with the situation of Milkshake sister who was clearly dressed up and said in a pinched voice, "I don't know, she became popular for no reason the next day after posting the video." Chi Wuai's "I don't know" seems sincere. Much cut.

Su Hang continued, "What I saw was that you slept on the webcast room and then became popular all of a sudden."

"Eh?! Is this okay?" Qin Xiaoyan covered her mouth in exaggerated surprise in order to increase the effect of the program.

"Actually, I can't say that. It should be said that I was already a little popular before I went to sleep in the live broadcast." Although she was calm at first, Chi Wuai couldn't help but get a little nervous when the camera pointed at her, "Because I I also majored in film and television, so at the beginning, I recommended some unpopular movies to netizens on the Internet, but I thought they were not bad. Afterwards, I also commented and complained about other things. At that time, the number of viewers was pretty good. Many."

"Then one time I was really sleepy during the live broadcast, and I didn't want to close the live broadcast room. Because once the live broadcast room is closed, the audience will be invited out. Even if I wake up and reopen it, it won't be too fast. There are so many people, it’s quite troublesome anyway. So I randomly found a football game for everyone to watch, and then I fell asleep on the chair. When I woke up, I found that the number of viewers had skyrocketed. I was also taken aback."

Su Hang shook his head incomprehensibly, and said in the direction of the camera, "What are the audience thinking now? Can this be popular? Director, let's discuss it, and I will live broadcast and sleep in the next episode."

At this time, the audience quickly replied, "Don't dream!" When the show is broadcast, this sentence will probably be typed in subtitles, and accompanied by a Q version of the director's angry head portrait.

"Okay." Su Hang lowered his shoulders in disappointment, and re-entered the teasing with Chi Wuai.When the two supporters repeatedly expressed their inability to understand how Chi Wu'ai became popular, Lu Yixi, who had been sitting alone at the guest table, picked up the microphone.

As soon as the male god moved, the camera immediately locked the position, and the host quickly followed up and asked, "Yixi, do you have anything to say?"

"I think you should pay attention to Mr. Barr?" Lu Yixi looked at the cooking table on the sidelines worriedly, "I seemed to see him stuffing a whole grapefruit peel into the blender just now, that milkshake couldn't be me. Let's try it in a while."