An artist who doesn't work hard to code is not a good devil

Lucifer: We're back! ^^

Barr: Roasted dragon meat, ice-fired phoenix eggs, goblin hot pot, sautéed fragrant snake in oil... Hurry up and take all the things I haven't eaten for dozens of days!I want to have a good meal! .

Asmodeus: They actually came back together.

Samuel: I didn't fight, and my face was red.

Beria: Looks like it's done!

Levidan: Burn the lovers to death! ! !

Lucifer: Huh?

Levidan: ...burn the old Ha and his wife next door to death!

Barr: That's a good idea, let's go!Remember to ask someone to bring my meal first.

Lucifer: Waiting for your results, Dandan!

Levidan: What the hell is Dandan!Samuel, you are not allowed to laugh, as a general you should stand up and do it with me! qaq Samuel: no! no! no!Before going to war, you should first spy on the military situation, the little black hand of the intelligence department, the time has come to show your value, come on!At that time, the military merit is yours, and the right to fire is also yours!Never be jealous again!

Levidan: Not good at all! qaq

Barr: Why are you crying, rice!Where's my meal? !I didn't even have a hot meal when I got home!Believe it or not, I will throw you all at the gate of heaven!

Levidan: I'll get it for you, don't eat my wings, my wings are not as delicious as the boss's! qaq Lucifer: ==! ! !

Baal: Are your wings delicious?Give me a bite! (﹃)

Lucifer: Not as delicious as a general!You think he is always causing trouble outside, and every time he fights, he doesn't have enough hands, and in the end it all depends on his wings.His wings are absolutely hairy, thick and chewy!

Barr: Great!I want to eat! (﹃)

Samuel: Well... there's a lot of food, I guess the little black hand can't handle it all by himself, I'll go make some soy sauce, you guys chat slowly, chat slowly. (Kneel and beg to forget me while chatting!)

Barr: What about the hot snake?At this time, shouldn't you just tear off a wing and stuff it for me?He ran away like that!Little buddy is not good at all!

Lucifer: Exactly!It's useless!

Barr: No wonder the White Birdman hasn't been brought down after so many years of fighting!

Lucifer: Exactly!Waste, all waste!

Beria: ...

Asmodeus: Beria is too lazy to speak up and pretend that he doesn't exist, but boss, at least you should worry about my feelings.These words made the fallen angel feel cold in his heart.

Lucifer: Is your blood hot?Show me a warm heart of a fallen angel.

Asmodeus: No, no. orz

Lucifer: By the way, I still have something to ask you. What happened to the statue at the gate of the palace?

Asmodeus: That ah... According to your order of the voice transmission through the air, we have captured a bunch of artists from the old Ha next door to decorate the Demon Realm.The statue at the door was carved by an old man named Luo Dan. I heard that the old man's "Gate of Hell" was decorated on the gate of the underworld by Lao Ha. When I sneaked into the underworld, he was the first to be caught!How about it, not bad.

Lucifer: The shape is indeed passable, but...why is your face!

Asmodeus: Well...as the most handsome and beautiful fallen angel in the demon world, I feel helpless to be a role model for everything that an ugly old man catches my eye. [shame]

Lucifer: The handsomest and most beautiful......==

Asmodeus: It's you!it's you!Of course you!Wasn't it because you weren't there a while ago, the ugly old man couldn't see your true face, so I made do with it.

Lucifer: Hmm.go!Bring him back and let him re-carve a doorway according to my face, which should be two hundred feet high!

Asmodeus: Is it too high?

Lucifer: Seventh Heaven, that statue of Michael is 150 feet!snort!

Asmodeus: Good!Two hundred feet!We will carve two hundred feet!

Lucifer: Exactly! <(￣︶￣)>

Barr: Speaking of which, it would be a bit more difficult for an undead to carve a [-]-foot statue. Why don't you find some goblins to help him.

Lucifer: Honey...

Barr: Huh?

Asmodeus: Just now someone said that they want to eat goblin hot pot, and they also said that it will take dozens of days...

Barr: Did you tell the kitchen to bet all the existing goblins in the Demon Realm?

Asmodeus: Of course.The boss said that your food requirements must be met.

Barr: This decision... is very correct, like it.

Lucifer: Likes are worse than stamps.

Barr: Come on!

Lucifer: Here we come!

Barr: Wow! =3=

Lucifer: Wow! =3=

Asmodeus: Ah... As a demon lover, why do I feel a sense of emptiness, loneliness and coldness?

Beria: As a diplomat in the Demon Realm, you only have friendship, not affection.

Asmodeus: Damn it!Xiaobei, are you willing to speak?

Beria: The financial officer is not here, so the logistics officer can only complain... Ah!I'm tired of talking, so I won't talk anymore.You remember yourself for a while.

Asmodeus: ...

Lucifer: Not to mention I forgot, where is Mamon?

Asmodeus: Worried about someone stealing the treasury, he took his big treasury and ran away to nowhere.

Lucifer: That's it... I'll go to his small vaults later, and the good stuff will be moved to my room.

Marmon: ...

Lucifer: ...

Barr: ...

Asmodeus: ...

Mamon: As soon as I got home, I heard that the boss wanted to search for people's fat and people's anointing!It's still good!

Bhaer: The word good really doesn't apply to the Underworld, Hell, Sea of ​​Death, Nether, etc.

Mammon: Boss, you are so fucking bad! (/tДt)/Lucifer: I accept both this compliment and your money! <(￣︶￣)>Mamon: Fortunately, I heard you coming home, so I came back with a special gift! (/tДt)/Lucifer: A gift?Offer up! (reaches out)

Mamon: Unlimited stamina lingering pillow dedicated to the most powerful couple in the underworld, you and your elders take care! [cry]

Lucifer: This thing...

Mamon: This thing is super easy to use, as soon as you hold it in your hand, you can feel a lot of dark power coming up continuously.It is the latest model developed by Hypnos, the sleeping god. Almost every one of Hades, Osiris, Hela, and Negal has one!I spent a lot of money to collect two, and I immediately found someone to change it into a couple's style and send it to your elder brother!

Lucifer: One for everyone? (sneer, tear it down!)

Mamon: Whoa, whoa!very expensive!Really expensive!Boss, don't dismantle it...it's broken!

Baal: This color...

Asmodeus: This shape...

Beria: ... (This feeling...)

Mamon: Boss... this seems to be your wing feather...

Lucifer: When I left the underground world, the old man next door told me that he didn't see my plucked wing feathers.

Barr: I must have lied to you.

Lucifer: At that time Hela and Olisis were also...

Asmodeus: They teamed up to lie to you!

Lucifer: No wonder I haven't seen my wing feathers after searching the world for so long!It turned out that they were all used to make pillows!

Mammon: Actually... and the duvet.

Lucifer:! ! ! ! !

Asmodeus: I can't take it anymore!unacceptable!

Samuel: Is the boss going to fight the next door?I apply for the lead!

Barr: Didn't you go upstairs to make soy sauce?

Samuel: Here!

Barr: You really only took a bottle of soy sauce!

Samuel: Of course!I am a high-quality fallen angel who can exploit language loopholes!

Barr: ...

Lucifer: High-quality fallen angel!

Samuel: Yes boss, I'm boss!

Lucifer: You are about to turn into a snake and scare away the chariot of spring parked at the gate of Mount Olympus.

Samuel: Huh?

Lucifer: I want the old man next door not to see his wife, so scared that all his hair will fall out!

Samuel: ...

Marmon: ...

Asmodeus: ...

Beria: ...

Baal: By the way, can someone help Levidan with my food?I'm really hungry.

Samuel: I'm going to...

Mamon: I'm going to...

Asmodeus: I'm going to...

Beria: ... (go)

Lucifer: You... how dare you ignore me!

Barr: I'm still here watching you.

Lucifer: Dear... (moved)

Barr: Watching you go on committing two endlessly.

Lucifer: ...