Tsundere CEO's feeding method

Seeing Mu Xiaogui come in, Mu Nan stopped drawing pictures and asked him, "Have you finished your homework?"

"It's done." Mu Xiaogui gave him the completed homework, and squeezed to sit next to him.

Mu Nan moved a little to the side for him to sit down, and opened the homework check.The homework that Mu Xiaogui brought over was not assigned by the kindergarten, but by Mu Nan. Although he was only four years old, under Mu Nan's training, he had already started to learn the lessons of the third grade of elementary school.

In fact, at the beginning, Mu Nan had no intention of letting Mu Xiaogui learn elementary school courses in advance. At Mu Xiaogui's age, he felt that as long as Mu Xiaogui had a good time, it would be fine.However, Mu Xiaogui is unexpectedly smarter than most children of the same age, and his talent in learning is also surprisingly high. What's more rare is that he is different from other children who don't like to study, but instead take it for fun. Mu Nan Seeing that he was learning happily, he simply taught him the basic knowledge of primary school slowly.

Mu Xiaogui's speed and ability to absorb new knowledge is astonishing. When he was three years old, not to mention the nine-nine multiplication table, he had already started to memorize pi.Mu Nan couldn't help thinking about this, maybe Mu Xiaogui's father had good genes. Although he didn't know who the other party was, Mu Nan was still very grateful to him for giving him such a treasure.

Mu Nan checked the homework, and told Mu Xiaogui where he made mistakes, so as to prevent him from making such mistakes again next time. Although Mu Xiaogui usually has a poor personality, he is still serious about his studies. , under Mu Nan's explanation, he re-done the exercises that he had done wrong.

"Very good." After he finished the exercises, Mu Nan praised him, closed the drawing software, stood up from the sofa, gave him the computer, and said, "I'm going to take a shower, remember not to play for too long game."

"Okay~" Mu Xiaogui responded readily, waved to Mu Nan who walked out, and then opened the stand-alone game "Missile Tank" to play, with a serious look that seemed to be killing everyone.

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"Ding-dong-"

After playing for a while, Taobao Wangwang in the lower right corner of the computer jumped, indicating that there were new customers.

Usually, when Mu Xiaogui plays games on Mu Nan's computer, Taobao Wangwang will occasionally have new messages. He has long been used to it, and he will help reply messages when Mu Nan is away.

The smart and precocious Mu Xiaogui has long been familiar with chat software such as QQ, WeChat, Want Want, etc. If he can negotiate an order, Mu Nan will give him an increase in pocket money. When he sees a message beating, the light bulb above his head lights up Yes, three words flashed: make money.

So the classmate Mu Xiaogui, who loves money, stopped playing the game. After closing the game, he clicked on the Want Want message.

His Majesty Pak Tai 21:20:06

Is the shopkeeper here?

here dear~

Mu Xiaogui showed a big smile, he must be here! !

His Majesty Pak Tai 21:20:06

Is the shopkeeper there?

Marshal Wood 21:21:07

hello dear

Mu Xiaogui can read more than the average children of the same age. This is the reason why Mu Nan taught him to read since he was two years old, and he is also relatively smart.

Mu Bei frowned when he saw the "pro" word, wondering why the shopkeeper was so stubborn.

His Majesty Pak Tai 21:21:20

Don't call me dear, we don't know each other well.

Marshal Wood 21:22:33

Talk more and you'll get familiar [Blow Kiss Emoji]

His Majesty Pak Tai 21:22:40

……

Chatting is familiar, what does the shopkeeper mean?

Mu Xiaogui looked at the string of ellipsis, thought for a while, opened the document on the desktop that recorded the introduction of "Marshal Creative Home", found the introduction of the Taobao store and copied it to Mu Bei.This document was created by Mu Nan specially for him. It contains introductions and links of the most popular treasures in the store, and pictures of the treasures are attached to make it easier for Mu Xiaogui to find it.

Marshal Wood 21:26:06

Take a look at the introduction, the things from our Marshal’s house are great~ [Blowing Kiss Expression] His Majesty Beidi 21:26:40

Don't wave.

Because of his personality, Mu Bei seldom communicates with other people except for work matters. Although the employees of the company admire and admire him, they will not be bold enough to send such "provocative" type to him. expression.Seeing the other party send "blow kisses" twice in a row, he felt novelty and displeasure at the same time, this shopkeeper is too sloppy.

Marshal Wood 21:28:01

Our family is not a prostitute [doubtful expression]

His Majesty Pak Tai 21:28:30

If you sell it, you are not yet an adult.

Marshal Wood 21:31:00

I'm not an adult, I'm still young (*^___^*)

His Majesty Pak Tai 21:31:23

You still don't admit it after selling it.

Mu Xiaogui carefully looked at the message sent by the other party, and he put the whole sentence together as "You still don't admit that you've cheated".In his understanding, the wave refers to the sea in the sea. As a coastal city, Bincheng must have a lot of waves, but his shop really doesn't sell them. At this time, the other party sent another message.

His Majesty Pak Tai 21:36:16

Can't refute?

Marshal Wood 21:37:08

There are waves, but we don’t sell them~

His Majesty Pak Tai 21:37:13

It is sold but not recognized.

Marshal Wood 21:38:38

we don't sell~

His Majesty Pak Tai 21:38:42

sold

Marshal Wood 21:39:55

You're annoying, we really don't sell this!

His Majesty Pak Tai 21:40:09

……never mind

His Majesty Pak Tai 21:40:31

Recommend me a set of quilts for making Kung Fu tea.

In order to make it easier for Mu Xiaogui to understand the meaning of the buyer, Mu Nan has been teaching him the common expressions that buyers will use when buying things, such as "shopkeeper", "recommended", "quality", "free shipping", etc. Mu Nan did this not because he hoped that Mu Xiaogui could really negotiate an order, but because he felt that since Mu Xiaogui had this interest, let him be happy. Anyway, although Mu Xiaogui is young, he also knows what to do and what to do. Should not do.

So when Mu Xiaogui saw that the other party asked him to recommend a quilt for making tea, he acted silly and used the quilt to make tea? !How is this different from bedwetting?So he kindly explained to the other party.

Marshal Wood 21:52:04

[Surprised expression] The quilt can't make tea, it's the cup that makes tea.

His Majesty Pak Tai 21:52:13

You don't need to explain, I'm talking about cups.

Marshal Wood 21:52:25

Oh.

It turned out to be a typo, Mu Xiaogui nodded in understanding, and began to search for the store's baby link.Even though he is smarter than ordinary children, he is only four years old after all, and his ability is limited. The store has too many categories and too many treasures, so it is not easy for him to find them. The words have to be copied and go to Baidu to search for pinyin.

On the other side, Mu Bei, who did not see any response from him after waiting for a few minutes, frowned, looked at the chat records, and wondered if what he said just now was too rude, and the shopkeeper was angry.It is not easy for the shopkeeper to start a small business. Not only does he have to work online at night, but he also has to smile at the buyer. He struggled for a while, wondering if he should say something nice, but he couldn't hold back.

Unaware of Mu Bei's entanglement, Mu Xiaogui took a lot of effort to find the category link of the cups. He copied the page link and sent it to Mu Bei, and then started to sell it.

Marshal Wood 22:03:06

I've been waiting for a long time~ This is the cup in our shop [Website Link] His Majesty Bei Tai 22:03:11

Oh

Marshal Wood 22:05:11

This set is selling very well~[Picture]

Mu Bei glanced at the picture that Mu Xiaogui sent him and immediately passed it. The color is too bright and the shape is too ordinary, but the matching small teapot is pretty good.The cup recommended by the shopkeeper is not at all as satisfactory as the radio recommended in the morning, so Mu Bei simply clicked on the link to see for himself.

There are many styles of cups, but just like the set Mu Xiaogui sent him, either the cups are not pleasing to the eye, or the teapot is not good-looking. After turning two pages, he became a little impatient, so he closed the page and gave it to the shopkeeper. send Message.

His Majesty Pak Tai 22:11:26

Is there anything else?

Marshal Wood 22:12:09

Yes, I have.

Mu Xiaogui found a few more pictures and sent them to him. All he found were the ones he thought looked better. Of course, children and adults have different aesthetics, so he was passed by Mu Bei again.

Mu Bei felt that the current shopkeeper and the shopkeeper who recommended the radio to him during the day had completely different aesthetics. He gave him all the fancy recommendations. Does he look like such a flamboyant person?childish!

His Majesty Pak Tai 22:05:14

Forget it, you don't need to recommend it.

Marshal Wood 22:07:06

Did you see it~

His Majesty Pak Tai 22:07:20

too ugly.

Marshal Wood 22:09:39

You can scold me, but not my things!

His Majesty Pak Tai 22:09:45

Sorry

Marshal Wood 22:11:52

I forgive you~

His Majesty Pak Tai 22:11:56

you are so ugly

Marshal Wood 22:13:03

You ginseng cock ╰_╯!

What happened to attacking you?Mu Bei snorted and suddenly felt that the shopkeeper was quite fun, but typing was a bit slow and his hands were disabled.Forget it, why don't you just take a look at it again, it's not easy for the small shopkeeper to do business, so I went to look at the cups for a while, and finally chose two and put them in the shopping cart.

His Majesty Pak Tai 22:21:14

How is the quality of the cup?

Marshal Wood 22:21:57

awesome~

His Majesty Pak Tai 22:22:07

speak English

Marshal Wood 22:22:44

very good!

His Majesty Pak Tai 22:23:00

Is there Bao Zheng?

Mu Xiaogui, who is a fan of Bao Qingtian, understood the word "Bao Zheng" in an instant. He didn't need to look it up in the dictionary. Bao Zheng was Bao Heitan's name!

Marshal Wood 22:26:01

Without Bao Zheng, we are Marshal's Mansion, not Kaifeng Mansion. [Smiling expression] His Majesty Beidi 22:26:19

Is there a guarantee?

After Mu Bei sent this sentence, the other party didn't reply to the message for a while. Could it be that he didn't understand what he meant?He was about to ask again when the message came.

Marshal Wood 22:28:18

Another typo, are you illiterate? ⊙▽⊙

His Majesty Pak Tai 22:28:25

You are illiterate! ! [anger expression]

Are you illiterate? Are you illiterate? Are you illiterate?

As the top executive president of a well-known Jinjiang Real Estate Company and Jinjiang Investment Company in China, Mu Bei was called illiterate for the first time. He was annoyed. Just when he was about to close the window and ignore the other party, the three words sent by the other party Let his anger be extinguished in an instant.

Marshal Wood 22:29:28

I am~

His Majesty Pak Tai 22:29:32

……

The little shopkeeper who dared to admit that he didn't read much was so sincere that people couldn't get angry.

Mu Xiaogui felt that he knew too few characters and was almost illiterate, so he admitted it generously!For him to admit so frankly, Mu Bei, who was still a little annoyed at first, was a little embarrassed. He felt that the shopkeeper of this store really went all out in order to win business.

His Majesty Pak Tai 22:30:12

People who are ugly should read more books.

Marshal Wood 22:30:58

I'm not ugly [anger expression]

His Majesty Pak Tai 22:31:11

I'll pick out the quilt tomorrow, and I'm looking for you.

Marshal Wood 22:32:20

Don’t sell quilts, dear (*/ω＼*)

His Majesty Pak Tai 22:32:58

Don't call me dear, I will blackmail you again.

His Majesty Mu Bei, who was said to be illiterate, said that he never wanted to chat with the shopkeeper again tonight.

Marshal Wood 22:34:23

Well, welcome to visit next time, see you tomorrow, okay~ [Blowing Kiss Emoji] Here it is again, it's so sloppy!What does it mean? !

Mu Bei used Baidu to search for the meaning of Memeda, and then he was confused.

——Internet vocabulary, the same as "momo da", is a homonym of "mua", which is an exaggerated sound when adults kiss children, expressing kisses.Baby, give me a kiss, mua.Later it evolved into what.It also means "come, kiss".

——Well, it's just a kiss, which is about the same as loving you.Or kind regards.

Paralysis, who wants to fuck with you! !Mu Bei closed the chat window angrily, took a big sip of water from the water glass next to him in a disguise, and the tips of his ears under his black hair were slightly red.

And the culprit, Mu Xiaogui, didn't know Mu Bei's entanglement at all. He closed the chat window after he finished sending me, and closed the chat window after using Mu Nan's Wangwang to leave Mu Bei with the impression that the shopkeeper was a Xiaolang reminder. The computer patted its butt and went to sleep.