Tsundere CEO's feeding method

Marshal Wood 10:02:10

Hello, dear, how can I help you?

After Mu Nan sent it over, the other party quickly came back.

His Majesty Pak Tai 10:02:30

Hello, don't call me so close, we don't know each other well.

Don't call it so close, we don't know each other...we don't know each other...it's because we don't know each other that we call you kiss! !

Marshal Wood 10:02:46

Okay, guest officer, how can I help you?

After Mu Nan finished sending this sentence, the man on the other side of the computer screen frowned, stared at the "guest officer" he sent for a few seconds, and automatically came to mind the inappropriateness of calling guests as guest officials in ancient times. On a harmonious occasion, thinking that it is not easy to be a Taobao shopkeeper now, and the people who come to the door are either relatives or guest officials, so thinking about it, he continued to type a few words and send it over.

His Majesty Pak Tai 10:03:50

You don't need to be called objective, you can call me by my name.

Mu Nan automatically ignored the two typos of "objective", and twitched the corner of his mouth at the other party's name. "His Majesty Beidi", hehe, I am at best a handsome man, but you are better off calling him Beidi directly, why not Beibi! !Mu Nan complained in his heart, but adhering to the principle of customer first, he still chose to meet the other party's request.

Marshal Wood 10:04:02

Yes, Your Majesty.

His Majesty Pak Tai 10:04:05

flat body

Marshal Wood 10:04:08

……

Damn, it should go well! ! !

Marshal Wood 10:04:15

Thank you, Your Majesty, how can I help you?

Pak Tai 10:04:22

Is there a masturbation machine?

At first, Mu Nan was just a little ashamed, but now he feels bad after seeing the masturbation machine!What the hell is a masturbation machine?Could it be that even sex dolls can't satisfy human beings now? ! !Little Cucumber has any grudges or grievances with you, you have to use a machine to kill him before you are willing, dear! !One stroke ruins a life! !

When Mu Nan complained, the other party sent another message when he saw that he didn't reply.

His Majesty Pak Tai 10:05:55

Treasurer?

Thank goodness you finally called the right shopkeeper.Mu Nan pursed her lips, and quickly typed with both hands to reply to the other party.

Marshal Wood 10:06:18

Sorry, this is an honest home craft store and doesn't offer any porn kits, you should go to a sex shop.

Marshal Wood 10:06:25

To meet is to be destined, warm reminder: a little masturbation is pleasant, a big masturbation hurts the body, and a mad masturbation is wiped out [Dian Wax].

After Mu Nan sent the message, the other party didn't reply, and he didn't care. He just regarded the other party as a client who entered by mistake, closed the window and started to do his own business.

But what he didn't know was that after receiving these two replies from him, Mu Bei's beautiful brows were frowned, and he looked at the warm reminder of "Small masturbation is pleasant, big masturbation hurts the body, and mad masturbation disappears into ashes." After waiting for a while, I was a little annoyed at the fact that the shopkeeper of this store did not do business and introduced me to an adult products store. After seeing the sentence "masturbation machine" in the message I sent, I realized that I had made a typo again, so I gave The other party sent a message.

His Majesty Pak Tai 10:06:38

I don't masturbate, who am I to have a radio, radio.

Mu Nan was happy after seeing the message he sent again, the radio was turned into a masturbation machine, how much hand cancer must be!And who are you and you still ask me? You, as for whether you masturbate or not, it’s hard to say. If you don’t masturbate, you can’t masturbate or you can’t afford it.

Marshal Wood 10:07:02

Yes, what kind do you want?Decorative bauble or practical radio?

His Majesty Pak Tai 10:07:11

Rich and practical.

His Majesty Pak Tai 10:07:15

Retro

Marshal Wood 10:08:12

[Baby link] This is the link of the radio in our store. You can take a look at the style first. I recommend you to look at these two styles. [Picture] [Picture] His Majesty Beidi 10:08:24

Money is not a problem, and don't call me dear, we don't know each other well.

What the hell is calling you a kiss because you are not familiar with her!Who cares about their relatives and friends as relatives!Mu Nan's egg hurts for a while, where does this local tyrant come from, his serious look makes people want to kill him.

It was the first time he went shopping on Taobao.com. Mu Bei didn't know what Mu Nan was thinking at the moment. He clicked on the web link Mu Nan sent, entered the treasure column of the radio, and began to slowly pick out what he wanted.Recently, he plans to redecorate the house, and wants to add some special decoration items according to the new decoration style, such as old-fashioned radios and gramophones.

This Taobao store called "Marshal's Mansion Creative Home" was introduced to him by the secretary, who said that the items on it were very unique, and there were many categories of treasures, so it was estimated that there would be something he wanted.So after finishing his work today, he followed the Baidu tutorial to register a Taobao account and started his first online shopping journey.

There are quite a few radios in the baby column of the link. Although most of the styles are the same, there are still some differences in details. After reading it, Mu Bei found that the two recommended by the shopkeeper just now are more suitable for him. I carefully read the introduction of the configuration parts of the next two radios, and then went to the comment area to leave a message like what the online tutorial said.

Now is the era of advanced electronic products, and there are not many people who like radios, so there are not many comments in the comment area, but the comments above are all good reviews, and several people posted the physical pictures of the goods they received. According to the pictures posted by the buyer, there is not much difference between the actual product and the pictures on the seller, but some comments and replies from the shopkeeper made him a little novel.

[Buyer comments]

Product Name: LY Commemorative Edition Desktop Radio

color: black

Buyer's comment: The style is very unique, with a simple and noble temperament, which is deeply in line with my cool, handsome and domineering temperament!I like it very much, the price is very reasonable, and the shopkeeper's service attitude is also very good. I will come again if necessary. The only downside is that it took me a long time to find where the power button is. I suggest you put a sign on the button next time. Praise! !

Reply from the shopkeeper: Thank you for the good review. You forgot that there is a warm reminder called the manual. I wish you a happy life.

Product Name: LY Commemorative Edition Desktop Radio

Color classification: gold

Buyer's comment: I like the color and style, but it is not convenient to take it out for a walk, but the sound quality is great!

Reply from the shopkeeper: Thank you for the good review. You are also working hard to take the 40*30 radio out for a walk. I wish you a happy life.

Product Name: LY Commemorative Edition Desktop Radio

color: black

Buyer Comments: Poor review! !It took a week to shoot and still not shipped! ! !Is the seller's reputation so high just because of it? ! ! !So many good reviews cost a lot of money! !

The shopkeeper replied: The background did not receive your order record, but your reputation as a buyer is unbearable to look at directly. You have made a lot of money after getting so many bad reviews.

The comment area is basically full of positive comments. Mu Bei bought things mainly for his own liking, so he decided to buy these two radios right away.He copied the picture that Mu Nan sent just now and sent it back.

His Majesty Pak Tai 10:16:23

[Picture] [Picture] Just these two, and a phonograph?

Marshal Wood 10:17:01

Yeah, [baby link]

Seeing that he was so forthright, Mu Nan directly sent a link to let him choose by himself, the local rich buyer is bold.

After receiving the link, Mu Bei clicked in and looked it over. There were more styles of gramophones than radios. After comparing the decoration style of his house, he selected one and received the shopping cart together with the radio he just picked. , and then pop up Mu Nan's chat window, and send the selected style over.

His Majesty Pak Tai 10:26:23

[Image] This one.

Mu Nan clicked his tongue when he saw the picture he sent, he really met a local tyrant.The other party chose the most exquisite and noble gramophone in the store. He only bought one of this one at that time. It was carved in European style, grand and expensive, and of course the price was not cheap.

Marshal Wood 10:27:03

Okay, this phonograph comes with a small phonograph decoration, about 20*10 in size, and there are three colors to choose from. What color do you like? [Picture] [Picture] [Picture] His Majesty Beidi 10:27:11

Black, when can you get angry?

Marshal Wood 10:27:15

When you finish talking and don't buy

His Majesty Pak Tai 10:27:18

Ship

Mu Nan's studio usually ships once a day. For example, yesterday's order is counted and shipped today, and the shipping time is 11 am.Mu Nan thought about it for a while, if the other party placed an order immediately, he might as well let his order be shipped together with yesterday's goods.

Marshal Wood 10:27:28

If you place an order now, we can ship it at 11 am.

His Majesty Pak Tai 10:27:30

it is good.

It couldn't be more refreshing! !Mu Nan praised the other party for his straightforwardness, and at this time the other party sent another message. After seeing the message, Mu Nan was stunned for a moment, and the well that had disappeared from his forehead jumped out again.