Teach you to be a human system [Quick Transmigration]

...... pool shallow

...... pool shallow

......Chi Qian Wang Ba Duo

The name of the heroine is absolutely perfect!

In the original book, the heroine Chi Qian seemed to be cursed by this magical name. She had constant bad luck, met one after another, and was forced to go all the way to the black in the shameful activity of coding.

Maybe because the original author has too much heart, the seven xx have their own characteristics, the seventh child with a poker face, the sixth child who is healing, the fifth child who is arrogant and the fourth child, the third child who is playful and domineering, the second child who is a ghost, and... mad dog boss.

Ranking is a very important thing.

In the underworld, whoever has the biggest fist speaks first.

In the red x zone, whoever has big breasts will speak first.

But in this novel, whoever has the most unlimited will speak first.

As the boss of the Seven Big Brothers, Mad Dog Dawa absolutely deserves his name.

Leaving aside such things as the lower limit, he doesn't even have a sense of shame.

Xie Wuqi originally thought that the big baby's shameless, right and wrong personality was just imposed by the original author for the convenience of coding, but he never expected that it was actually the result of a series of child abuse tragedies.

A long time ago, Xie Wuqi once introduced that Jian Chi was the result of the old man of Jian's family's contraceptive measures not being in place.

And this so-called inadequate contraception doesn't mean that Jian Chi's careless mother poked a hole in the condom to trick the old man.

But this mother was still pregnant after taking the contraceptive pill.

Under such circumstances, a normal mother would definitely worry about whether the child conceived in this way would be defective, but Jian Chi's mother only felt ecstasy.

How can she not be happy that there is another son of the old man Jane.

After realizing that she had an extra bargaining chip, it was rare for her mother to have an IQ above the line.

She knew that old man Jane would not keep the child, so she didn't go directly to old man Jane with the pregnancy certificate, but secretly gave birth to the child.

The child is already able to croak and cry, and old man Jian can only pinch his nose and admit that it's bad luck if he doesn't like it.

But also because of this, old man Jane dislikes this woman who is not very smart but thinks too much, and usually only cares about it for his own sake.

The old man Jane didn't pay attention to Jane, and began to alienate her again, and his mother started to do it as soon as she was anxious.

As soon as the mother did it, it was her own son who was unlucky.

Jian Chi was born while taking birth control pills. Although it may be because of the golden finger given by the author of the original work, his physical functions are not too big a problem, even surpassing ordinary people.

But the medicines will definitely bring more than just benefits. Jian Chi has a huge mental flaw. He is slightly autistic, just like the child 1 in the refrigerator, lacking in emotion and having very few mood swings.

But the mother who cared very little about her son would not notice this. She was happy to see her son not crying or making trouble, and seemed well-behaved.

Not only does she not care, but she is focused on dying.

The mother not only made new tricks, but also made new heights, and even made her son morally bankrupt and human nature distorted.

The original book did not explain the ending of this mother, but according to the madness of the mad dog and the big baby, it is probably a mosaic of face after face.

That picture is probably very sour.

But Xie Wuqi is not in the mood to give this mother wax at all at this time.

He was by Jian Chi's side right now, the system didn't give him a physical body, so Jian Chi couldn't see him, and he couldn't touch Jian Chi either.

He has read almost all of Jane Chi's childhood experiences.

He saw the eldest son's mother force her seven-month-old son to learn to walk in order to please the old man Jane.

A nine-month-old baby could barely stand holding onto objects, but this seven-month-old was placed alone in a crib and forced to stand by a wooden fence.

The first thing a baby learns is to stand, and then to sit down. This little baby who can't even stand upright stands upright with two legs tremblingly, while his biological mother just looks at it with a smile.

Until the end, the little baby, who could no longer exert any strength, was forced to learn to stand up and sit down in advance. He fell down on the soft bedding, like a little turtle.

His mother was amused by his actions and laughed out loud. She didn't know that although the fall did not cause pain, it was the first time for this young child to understand the meaning of chilling.

Similar things happened one after another. For example, the last time Jian Chi suffered from heat stroke, it was the good deed of this mother in front of her.

Xie Wuqi reached out and knocked on the system: [Can we discuss it? ]

Dare to give me an entity to call the police on Save the Children! !

The system's cold face: [No. ]

Xie Wuqi: ...You should listen to my words before rejecting.

He wanted to speak again, but the system cut off the connection between the two of them.

【——Zi】【——Zi】【——Zi】

There was an electric sound.

your sister!

Xie Wuqi reached out and punched the non-existent wall in front of him.

He sighed and squatted down. He stared at the dark-eyed child in front of him. The child neither cried nor laughed. Although he was only five years old, he was already staring at the empty ceiling like a little old man.

During this period of time, Xie Wuqi almost watched Jian Chi grow up, he even developed the habit of talking to himself, knowing that Jian Chi couldn't hear him, he kept comforting this increasingly silent child.

He rubbed the child's head as usual, but saw the eyes of the child with a calm expression move, and his eyes glanced around with a puzzled expression.

Jian Chi could feel something sliding over his head, it was cool and gentle.

This kind of touch is not unfamiliar, every time his mother does something to him, he can feel it, as if someone is always by his side.

Xie Wuqi could clearly see that the light belonging to Jian Chi's eyes was shining at the first sight, and the last pair of eyes began to shine brightly.

Jian Chi blinked, his hands had already touched his head, to be precise, the hand on top of his head.

It's like touching a snowflake, it's icy cold but not annoying at all, Jian Chi's little face is covered with a layer of brilliance, and the whole face is alive.

He can clearly feel this touch, this is not an illusion!

Jian Chi caressed reluctantly, but Xie Wuqi could see that Jian Chi's hand penetrated his hand, and that small hand overlapped with his, as if they were holding each other.

Xie Wuqi raised the corners of his lips, flexed his fingers, and gently wrapped the child's palm.

Jane Chi:?

He asked: Is anyone there?

Xie Wuqi's mouth moved, but the child couldn't hear his answer, he wrinkled his nose, looking a little disappointed.

But soon, he cheered up again, and groped along the cool touch on the top of his head with his hands. That feeling never disappeared, which made him curl his lips with a little joy, just like a real child.

With curiosity, excitement, and a little bit of happiness, the child, without knowing it himself, touched Xie Wuqi's cheek along his arm, touched the corner of his smiling lips, and... Chest.

Xie Wuqi: ...

The child can't see him, what he has is only the sense of touch, and he doesn't know what he has done.He felt that this was not enough, so he simply took a step forward, squatted in front of Xie Wuqi, and felt like he was exploring inch by inch.

The system's violent panda face: yo yo yo!

Thank you indefinitely: comma comma comma

Now that you've cut off contact, don't run out to gain a sense of presence!

The system still bears the panda face of the runaway manga: yo yo yo!

Xie Wuqi stroked his forehead speechlessly, but heard the child say 'huh'.

He looked along the voice, and was facing a pair of dark eyes, and a cluster of small flames was flickering in these dark eyes.

Jian Chi's gaze was good, and the focus was fixed on him, all of which showed that Jian Chi could see his figure.

His body froze, originally it didn't matter if he was seen by this child, but the problem is... his lower body is still a long snake tail!

Xie Wuqi had a mouthful of blood stuck in his throat: System, you tricked me again!

The system smiles: Host, the system can only help you so far, you don't need to thank me too much, and don't ask me who I am, just call me Lei Feng.

Hello Lei Feng!Goodbye Lei Feng! [manual goodbye]

Xie Wuqi almost wanted to drag the system out and beat him up, but there was no real system.

He was almost ready for Jane's screaming loudly, casting a shadow over her young heart, and making her mad dog become a snake... but he never expected that Jane's mouth just opened into an O-shape, a bear Pounced and rolled towards him.

If you say get out, then you really get out.

The system only made his body appear in front of Mrs. Jane, but did not give him a real entity. Mrs. Jane used too much force and directly penetrated his body and rolled from one end to the other.

'bump! '

Jane Dawa bent forward on the ground in frustration.

Xie Wuqi: ...

He hesitated for a while, and instead of stepping forward, he flicked the snake's tail, hiding the obstructing snake's tail in the shadows.

Eldest Jane 'Gulu' got up all at once, not caring about the pain on her body, nor was she afraid, instead she turned her eyes straight to Xie Wuqi.

He is asking with his eyes: who are you?

The long-term companionship made it easy for Xie Wuqi to understand the meaning contained in his expression. At the same time, he also understood that the little kid in front of him had no fear, but Xie Wuqi still lowered his body slightly, with a kind of expression without any fear. Aggressive, reassuring eyes looked at him.

He replied: "My name is Xie Wuqi."

The child lowered his head slightly, repeated it softly, and then raised his head after a while, but this time his eyes were not on Xie Wuqi, but on the fruit bowl beside him.

Xie Wuqi was full of question marks, but he saw this little short-legged man trotting to the side of the fruit plate, and pulled out a fruit knife from it.

What the hell!

What the fuck? !

What are you going to do, kid? Exorcism?

Xie Wuqi thought that Jian Dawa's reaction meant that he was not afraid of him, but he didn't expect that this mad dog was not only not afraid, but also so courageous that he wanted to eliminate him as a monster.

Jian Dawa held the fruit knife and approached step by step. Although he hadn't moved yet, Xie Wuqi felt that his heart had been pierced a big hole by the knife, and the wind blew cold.

This is how you treat your little wife?

divorce!divorce!divorce!

knife v knife

Just when Xie Wuqi thought that Jian Chi was about to stab him with a knife, he saw that the mad dog's face sank, and he slashed his own fingertip with the momentum of stealing a bell.

Blood spattered.

【biubiu~

Xie Wuqi was dumbfounded, but Jian Chi moved. He stretched out his bleeding fingertips in front of Xie Wuqi, muttering something.

Xie Wuqi was even more dumbfounded, he vaguely heard the child wanting to make a contract with him as if chanting a spell, saying that he wanted to be his master.

Big baby, you are enough!

Jian Dawa didn't know what was going on in Xie Wuqi's heart. He stood on tiptoe, poked his fingertips into Xie Wuqi's eyebrows, and said to himself:

From now on, you can only love me alone

spoil me, don't lie to me

Do everything you promise me

Be true to everything I say

Don't bully me, scold me, trust me

When someone bullies me, you have to come out and help me as soon as possible

I'm happy, you have to be happy with me

I'm not happy, you have to make me happy

Always feel that I am the cutest

see me in my dream

In your heart only me

Xie Wuqi flipped the table: Bastard, do you really think of me as a snake demon?What the hell is a contract!

In a dark and mysterious corner, the system said again quietly: The host should follow, the host doesn't want the master to die, right?

x kill your head!

Xie Wuqi took a closer look, and there was only a shallow wound on the fingertips of the five-headed man who had read too much qd text in front of him, and as for the blood, there was only such a pitiful drop.

But he still interrupted him with a headache, "Okay, okay, I promise you."

Jane Dawa's eyes lit up, "Then call me master!"

Hey, that's enough.

Xie Wuqi lowered his head and poked his gaze at him, expressing his dissatisfaction, but Jian Dawa didn't accept his brain waves at all, and still looked at him eagerly.

"Put down the knife and wipe off the blood." After a while, Xie Wuqi was about to change the subject.

Eldest Jane stared at him for a long time, seeing that he was not ready to compromise, she could only let out an 'oh' in disgust, and obeyed obediently.

Jian Chi didn't make this request to Xie Wuqi again. Compared with the serious nonsense just now, after he put on a piece of ok bandage, he turned to Xie Wuqi again with a little more inexplicable emotion in his eyes.

He stretched out his hand, and stroked Xie Wuqi's palm with an attitude that could almost be called cautious. Seeing that the other party did not break free, a layer of blush appeared on his cheeks caused by jumping.

Although he couldn't really touch the opponent, Jian Chi still carefully adjusted his movements so that his hand could be closer to the opponent's.

This small child is like a puppy staring at its owner intently. It seems that the only person in the world who can give him a sense of security is the one in front of him. He asked in a slightly eager tone: "Is the person in the past also you?"

Xie Wuqi could see the faint light in the child's eyes as soon as he lowered his head. It seemed that as long as he said no, it would go out in disappointment. In the end, he nodded with a complicated expression, "That person is me."

The question was answered in the affirmative, which deepened the blush on the child's face, and even raised the corners of his mouth uncontrollably.

This kind of Jian Chixie has never been seen before, and his heart can't help but feel sour. He saw Jian Chi hesitated and moved his mouth, and finally spoke as if mustering up his courage, "Then, can you continue to stay with me?"

He doesn't care who the other party is, nor does he care about the purpose of the other party, all he wants is to have someone who can always be with him.

He stared closely at Xie Wuqi's eyes, looking forward to the other party's response, hoping that the other party would agree, but also fearing that the other party would refuse.

Looking into his eyes, Xie Wuqi slowly bent down, even if he couldn't touch him, he still tightened his arms, and wrapped a reassuring hug around the body of this insecure child.

The child blinked his eyes, his body was touched by the cold feeling like snowflakes, and he heard a gentle voice in his ear.

The child heard the person holding him say three words.

The man said - I will.

He stared blankly at the side face of the other party, until after a long silence, he let out a muffled sound in his throat, "Well, it's done."

"Well, it's done."

…………

In fact, according to Xie Snake Demon's vision, after he possesses a semi-entity and 'bonds' with Jane, even if he can't change Jane's fate, he can still be with her.

But he never expected that the ruthless and vexatious system would take this semi-entity back just after he finished sensationalizing.

The half-human, half-snake figure in front of her flashed and disappeared in front of her eyes again. Dawa Jian was taken aback for a moment, and then a message appeared on her face called, "You snake demon is simply not keeping your word!" ' expression.

Xie Wuqi supported the wall with one hand and put on a deep face, calling the system in his mind.

Let's talk about life! !

[Hi, the user you dialed has shut down]

【——Zi】【——Zi】【——Zi】

Facing such a bitch system, Xie Wuqi thumped the wall with tears in his eyes. Fortunately, the entity is gone, and Jian Chi can still feel his existence.

Feeling the cool touch on his forehead, Jian Chi was soothed. He looked around to find Xie Wuqi's figure, and asked, "Why didn't you come out?"

The expected answer did not appear, but the touch on the forehead still existed. He put his hand on the spot on the forehead, and asked again: "Are you out of strength?"

Jian Chi obviously regarded Xie Wuqi as a real snake demon, but what he said was quite close to the truth, Xie Wuqi could only respond by stroking the child's head.

The child seemed to understand what he meant, and immediately gave an 'oh' in disgust, and asked, "Then do you want to eat me to fill your stomach?"

Xie Wuqi: ...the higher ups have issued a new policy, and you can't have any improper relationship with young children, don't you think so?

"We have formed a bond, I am your master, and I will definitely not be squeezed dry by you."

Xie Wuqi: ...

Xie Wuqi has been by Jian Chi's side for so long, only then did he realize that the reason why Jian Chi looks so childish and short is entirely because he was starved by his mother too many times when he was a child, so when he heard the brat stick out his chest and say, "You Don't be afraid, my small body contains a lot of energy' expression, which directly moved me to pee.

Thank you so much, master, master, you should eat more by yourself!

He has no body, he can only tell him that he is still there by touching Jian Chi's skin, Jian Chi looks a little disappointed, but more is the joy brought about by the company.

He almost told Xie Wuqi all the words he had accumulated in his daily life, and it kept crackling like pouring beans.

Xie Wuqi finally understood where the big boy's problem of talking to himself came from.

Xie Wuqi has accompanied Jian Chi in such a silent way for nearly ten years, until one day Jian Chi took him to eat ice with the reason of "if you don't speak, you agree", and then met the heroine Chi Qian .

Starting with this incident, history played out again. He saw Jian Chi rushing to Chi Qian's house to have dinner and met his former self.

That former... Xie Ruanmei.

your sister!

Looking at this mixed-race soft girl who is both protruding and backward, with full C-cup breasts, Xie Wuqi's heart almost collapsed.

His eyes darkened by the black history, Xie Wuqi stretched out his hand to cover his eyes.

This picture is so beautiful, Xie Wuqi couldn't bear to watch it, he could almost predict that the system would say in the next second with the face of a runaway manga panda: yo yo yo.

Jian Chi didn't know the heart of Xie Wuqi who was frantically swiping the screen at the moment. He noticed the stranger's gaze, and two creases appeared between his brows, but when he glanced at the face of the 'sister' in front of him, his gaze paused for a whole second. three seconds.

Isn't this face my snake demon's? !

Moving his gaze down, his gaze paused again for three seconds.

This sister's breasts are amazing!

But...my snake monster doesn't seem to have cute big tits [disappointed]

Disappointed, the eldest child reached out to touch Xie Wuqi's hand, but it was empty, and there was no familiar temperature from memory.

Jian Chi tilted his head, without thinking too much, raised his short legs and ran straight into the kitchen. He didn't know what happened to the beast that he had 'contracted'.

Not everyone has the courage to face the black history, especially when there is a noisy system next to it, which is 'yo yo yo'.

He almost wanted to find a crack in the ground to sneak in, but he received a sight from the outside world, and the owner of this sight was the husky in Xie Ruanmei's arms.

Looking straight into the sky-blue eyes of the other party, Xie Wuqi wanted to say something, but found that he couldn't make any other movements except move his lips, and couldn't make any sound.

He finally understood what Jian Chi meant by 'looking for him for so long'.

If it is said that Jian Chi in the kitchen has never experienced anything, then the one in front of him has already experienced loneliness.

Xie Wuqi's mind went blank, but he saw that the puppy with sapphire eyes moved, buried deeply in the embrace of the person below him as if seeking warmth, and avoided his gaze as if dodging.

The puppy's movements caught the man's attention. The man with a gentle face smiled dotingly, and rubbed the puppy's head twice in a habitual and natural manner.

Xie Wuqi's pupils shrank suddenly, sometimes tenderness is the biggest harm.

Finally realizing the meaning of the system's so-called punishment, Xie Wuqi's lips turned white.

【Did you intentionally make Jane feel my presence? ! 】

[Just to let him experience it again? ! 】

The system didn't talk about him this time, and answered directly [Yes. 】

【why? 】

【Why?There is no reason, it's all your own choice to host, isn't it? 】

[If the host chooses not to care about it, ignore it, so many things will not happen after that, will it? 】

As soon as the system spoke, Xie Wuqi noticed that the scene in front of him began to change rapidly.

He saw that Jian Chi could no longer find his existence, and regarded himself a long time ago as the present him, and Jian Chi's gaze changed from bewilderment to confirmation at the beginning.

Seeing the original owner of that body return after the former self left, the heat in Jian Chi's eyes gradually disappeared.

He saw this immature boy who was only 17 years old gradually grow into a young man with no expression on his face.

Then he watched the expressionless young man slowly turn into a middle-aged man with dark eyes.

In the end, this middle-aged man with countless emotions turned into an unpredictable old man.

It's just that in the images Xie Wuqi saw, no matter how Jian Chi's appearance and age changed, his habit of talking to himself in the void never disappeared.

Xie Wuqi blinked, feeling his eyes a little sour.

The next moment, the sound of the system sounded.

[Punishment progress completed 50%]

[The next world is loading...]

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