Teach you to be a human system [Quick Transmigration]

Hello everyone, my name is Xie Wuqi.

I am from the Star-Spangled Banner country, and I am currently located in...a deep mountain and old forest with unknown coordinates in the Tang Dynasty of China.

Recently, some very sci-fi things happened around me, and all my festivalfu.ck has been dropped.

I used to be just an ordinary human race.

And now I am a thousand-year-old rice dumpling with a snake tail.

Yes, it's a miracle, what the hell I'm sick of snakes, bastard!

As an old zongzi who is scared and fainted in the toilet every day, my heart is spattered with blood almost all the time.

【biubiu~

But I never expected that, as a thousand-year-old rice dumpling, I should have a strong combat effectiveness, and I seemed to encounter a water meter check.

Now the liquid around me is shaking slightly, and this phenomenon is caused by someone outside persistently knocking on my coffin board.

I heard that the policy of the Great Heavenly Dynasty has changed now, and spirits and monsters are not allowed to exist after the Republic of China.

So now the higher ups are sending someone to deal with me?

So, with a coquettish snake tail, but the essence is still a thousand-year-old rice dumpling, am I running away?Or escape?Or escape?

The people outside seemed to have pried a corner of the stone coffin, and the holy wood sap inside the coffin began to seep slowly from the loose place.

Xie Wuqi didn't want others to see him like this, he subconsciously moved back, but bumped into the other side of the coffin.

He collected himself and began to ask who the people outside the system were.

The system was silent for a long time, and only replied [Your authority is insufficient, so I will not answer it for now. ]

Judging by the weird tone of the system, it seems that it is also struggling.

Xie Wuqi: ...

Not enough for you, uncle, you are an artificial intelligence, how can you be more unreliable than that brat Jane Chi.

This time, the system immediately opened its mouth and tried its best to protect Jian Chi.

It said: [I accept all criticisms from the host, but please do not attack the host in life. ]

Xie Wuqi heard the words and stroked his forehead, and asked it in a different way.

[System, can you transmit the terrain information outside to me? ]

This time, the system didn't repeat 'insufficient authority, no answer', but directly scanned the scene outside into his consciousness.

Through the scene scanned by the system, Xie Wuqi saw the whole picture of the central part of the tomb.

The entire central tomb is huge, almost the size of a football field and a half, and presents the shape of an inverted hemisphere.

This deep underground tomb is pitch black, and the only light source is the holy wooden Mandui located in the very center of it.

Shengmu Mandui is so thick that it takes almost ten grown men to hold hands to hug it completely.

Compared with its huge trunk, its branches and the vines hanging on it are much more delicate.

As the only light source in the tomb, the young branches and vines growing on the holy wood mandui all emit fluorescent green light.

The light of Shengmu Mandui does not appear out of thin air, but comes from the soil where its roots are.

In the tomb of Jiaojiao, there is a small fluorescent beetle that is flammable when exposed to wind, and these beetles usually move around in the soil, and after natural death, they turn into nutrients and disperse in the soil.

Mandui usually absorbs nutrients from the soil, and also indirectly absorbs the fluorescent substances on the beetles. Over time, even the juice will fluoresce.

Because of this, all the leaves on Mandui seem to have been painted with fluorescent agent one by one, and each piece exudes a faint silvery white light.

Ordinary leaves are superimposed one by one, and finally form a miracle tree.

And the stone coffin of Jiao Jiao is located in the center of this miracle tree, tightly wrapped by vines attached to the tree, and its shape is very similar to a giant silkworm cocoon emitting fluorescence.

It's just that the cocoon has been torn open by someone, and the vines are scattered aside.

And the guy who had no sense of protecting the miracle of nature and cut down the vines to pieces was the guy who frantically knocked on Xie Wuqi's coffin and wanted to... check the water meter.

Through the illusory scene transmitted by the system, Xie Wuqi could clearly see the appearance of this person.

This is a handsome young man with a small wolf-eye flashlight in his mouth. The extremely focused wolf-eye flashlight fully illuminates the pattern on the sarcophagus.

Taking advantage of the light, the young man carefully stroked the stone coffin with one hand, knocking a few times from time to time.With his other hand, he used his cleverness to keep turning the sarcophagus.

Xie Wuqi felt for a while the courage of the young man pulling the sarcophagus with empty hands, and then looked at his handsome face, and knew that the person who was pretending to be invisible was one of the two protagonists and hadn't escaped.

There is a saying that pretending to be invisible is the deadliest.

Feeling the high-quality atmosphere of the youth, Xie Wuqi asked the system, [So, this person is the protagonist Shou? ]

The system answered without hesitation this time, it said: [It is not. ]

Xie Wuqi raised his eyebrows, [You deny it so definitely, does that mean you know his true identity? ]

[So what you said earlier about 'insufficient permissions' was just an excuse, when in fact you didn't want to tell me?kindness? ]

As a system that is really cold and noble without any emotions, it feels like it is about to shed cold sweat that has never existed before.

Master sama!

Lord God sama!

Come and save your poor system!

I feel like I'm going to run out of steam!

The master's order to it required it to meet all Xie Wuqi's requirements, but the Lord God ordered it not to disrupt his plan.

The system caught in the middle is like a river of sadness, and in the end, it can only respond with aggrieved gratitude.

It says: You do not have sufficient permissions to answer

[kneeling quq

Hearing the system's completely perfunctory answer, a cross appeared on Xie Wuqi's forehead【Well well!

He has always only put ellipses on the faces of speechless people.

But this time, he finally couldn't help but speak.

He said: Hehe!hehe!hehe!

Fuck you, baby cow, you don't have enough authority!

System: Beep, please be gentle with the host

[kneeling quq

Xie Wuqi didn't care about the system at all, the unidentified young man outside seemed to have found the opening point of the sarcophagus, and was increasing his strength to exert force there.As the gap gradually increased, the holy wood juice in the coffin also passed away at a faster speed.

Xie Wuqi's body slowly floated up in the holy wood juice, and finally touched the top of the coffin.

This coffin is actually very huge, after all, it was built to match the slender snake tail of Jiao Jiao.

And because the coffin is huge, and there is a lot of holy wood juice accumulated inside, Xie Wuqi estimated the energy contained in such a large volume of liquid, and secretly made a plan.

His current negative state of sore body has improved a lot, and his ability to control this strange body has also improved.

He forced himself not to think about the snake tail under his waist, only thinking that he had become a one-legged person.

He read it silently three times, and finally felt that he didn't care that much, so he controlled the snake's tail to move down slowly, and touched a stone slab near the bottom of the coffin.

That place is exactly where the young man outside was knocking, and it has become very loose now.

He accumulated strength and waited for the opportunity.

The young man paused suddenly, raised his head with feeling, and met Xie Wuqi's eyes across the coffin.

Xie Wuqi was taken aback for a moment, but he kept moving. When the coffin was about to be opened by the young man, he swung the snake's tail and smashed it hard at the weak point of the coffin.

The huge force caused the coffin to shake violently, and even the holy wood juice gurgled.

Looking at the weak part of the coffin, there have been cracks like spider webs.

Since the young man was squatting halfway at this time, the crack was facing his chest.He didn't expect such a change, so he couldn't help taking a small step back.

Xie Wuqi only knew that snakes had very well-developed muscles. After all, all their power to move forward came from the alternate contraction and contraction of the muscles in the belly of the snake, but he did not expect that the body of 茰貐 could exert such great strength under such circumstances.

Surprised, he kept moving, and the snake's tail slapped the crack vigorously.

With the power of the snake tail and the huge potential energy of the juice, in just a moment, the extremely strong coffin was damaged, and the hole was gradually enlarged under the impact of the water flow.

The vented liquid slapped the young man with great energy. Although he dodged in time, he was still unavoidably thrown back several steps by the liquid.

Fortunately, he was not washed straight off the branch.

He kicked back on a thick branch, and grabbed another branch with his strength, so as to avoid the embarrassment of being continuously hit by the holy wood juice.

It's just that although he was completely naked, there was a fire of excitement in his eyes.

He saw a shadow of a snake's tail emerging from the hole in the sarcophagus, but it disappeared immediately.

The young man's eyes were bright, as if he saw the prey he had been chasing.

But in the next second, he found that the sarcophagus began to swing violently from side to side.

The vines were overwhelmed and made a shattering sound, breaking down one after another, and could no longer fix the heavy stone coffin.

'Kara' 'Kara'

This was the sound of a branch breaking. The young man frowned, with a look of panic appearing between his brows.

He hastily let go of the branch in his hand, and jumped in front of the sarcophagus regardless of the water flowing out, but it was too late at this time, the sarcophagus made a heavy creaking sound, and fell backwards.

There was nothing behind the sarcophagus except the branches, and the huge sarcophagus broke the branches and fell down quickly.

The young man followed the sarcophagus without any hesitation and jumped down, but the countless intertwined vines prevented him from moving, so he simply leaned back and pulled out an ancient knife that was shining coldly.

The sharp ancient knife broke through the restraint of the vines in an instant, allowing the young man to fall vertically without hindrance.

It's just that no matter how fast he was, he still couldn't compare to the sarcophagus. He only heard a loud 'bang', and the sarcophagus had already landed.

Hearing the voice, the young man's pupils shrank suddenly.

It wasn't until he was almost close to the ground that he pinched a few vines with his backhand and quickly wrapped them around his arms a few times.

The huge inertia caused his arm to be strongly pulled when he landed. He knew that his hand had been dislocated, but he just cut off the vines on his arm with a single knife, and went straight to see the state of the sarcophagus.

When he stepped forward, the sarcophagus had been smashed to pieces, the juice flowed all over the ground, and the wet area also emitted a faint fluorescent light because of the juice.

It's just that there is no one in the sarcophagus, and the owner of the sarcophagus only left a winding trace of fluorescent color on the ground.

[Host, are you okay? ] The system looked at the thrilling scene just now, and felt that when Jane came back later, it would definitely be blacked out again.

[fine. ] Xie Wuqi unfamiliarly controlled the tail of the snake to move forward, except for a little dizziness in the head, there was not much other discomfort.

The distance he fell was not large, and there was a large amount of holy wood juice to absorb the shock, so he hardly suffered any substantial damage.

Coupled with Jiao Jiao's extremely strong body, he didn't worry about getting hurt at all.

Compared with such a small adventure, he didn't want anyone to see himself like this.

It's just that he didn't know that after he left, the young man didn't leave immediately.

The young man's frowning brows gradually relaxed, and finally he laughed softly, "Very good, you ran away again."

"You'd better pray that you can escape successfully next time." He whispered, stroking the dislocated left arm with his right hand, exerting force without changing his face, and put the arm back again.