Teach you to be a human system [Quick Transmigration]

Hello everyone, my name is Xie Wuqi.

I am from the Land of the Stars and Stripes, and I am now located in Tang Dynasty, Middle Earth.

Recently, some very sci-fi things have happened around me, and my festivalfu.ck is continuing to drop.

There is a system that claims to be "teaching you to be a man", adhering to the principle of "slapping the face while deeply educating the other party" and asked me to teach a heroine to be a woman.

Yes, God forbid, I'm a rough guy with a handle.

Now I am asked to play a domineering president of Bingshan who is set to be "others say ten sentences, I only reply one sentence coldly, and the length never needs to be punctuated".

But never expected,

The domineering me is at the moment sitting in my office of [-] square meters and shopping x Baohai Tao.

Amoy or women's clothing.

The world's top [-] labor-management companies actually want overseas shopping! [Hey, the point doesn't seem to be this.

Author, do you look down on the Global [-]!

is not it!

Xie Wuqi looked at the women's clothing on the screen with a vicissitudes of life, while Seventh Brother knelt and licked the models happily.

It's not that one person and one dog don't want to go to the physical store, but it's too obvious that a big man ran to sweep up women's clothing and underwear.

Perverts sometimes need to be a little restrained.

In addition to leaving a pair of fake breasts, the 'Soft Girl Makeup Artist' also gave it a set of cosmetics and a wig as a gift. Now the only thing that is lacking is clothes and underwear (cover your face).

For the past month, Xie Wuqi has been trying to hide in the space, using that set of makeup tools to paint graffiti on his face.

After experiencing ghost painting talisman-children's painting-beautiful pictures, one person and one dog finally found that Xie Wuqi's face can be seen with emotion!

So there are the above two pictures of abnormal sea shopping for women's clothing.

After waiting for three or four days, X Bao quickly sent the things to the company.

The system was so happy that it almost flew up, squatting on the packaging bag and booing, [Host sama seeks change goddess! ]

Xie Wuqi bowed his head.

stare……

Do you have to find a chance to beat the system up?

In the end, Xie Wuqi still compromised, anyway, he had to die sooner or later.

He skipped work all day, switched to female body mode in the space, and drove to the mall to buy clothes.

The suit doesn't fit him well, and the underwear (strike out) is a bit tight (cross out again).

And Didi's college entrance examination is about to end. Due to the popular science system, the college entrance examination in Zhongtu is a very sacred and important thing, so Xie Wuqi is going to buy a gift for Didi.

Most importantly, it was a huge step in his psycho career.

It depends on whether passers-by call the police!

He took a deep breath in the car, "Seventh brother, do you think my face as a Fortune [-] person will be recognized?"

Brother is also a person who often appears on the cover of magazines now!

The system categorically denied it, [You must know that your current face is the result of Photoshop, and the domineering president and soft girl have completely different styles of painting. ]

If it is said that the aura of the stern-faced president is that strangers should not enter, making people subconsciously reduce their attention to appearance after being suppressed by the aura, then the soft girl is gentle and tender, making people feel good about that delicate face.

Although the two look alike, they are at most six points similar in human eyes.

[But don't let Xie Yi see your face. ] The system reminds, [You are exactly the same as the original owner's mother. ]

It's fun if you accidentally fall off the horse.

#My Brother C Cup#

#Overbearing president really soft girl#

#贵圈真炸，世界[-]少妈妇女士Playing All Day#

Xie Wuqi expressed his understanding, he put a collar on the system, and then led the system out of the car without any discomfort.

At the beginning, in order to temper Xie Wuqi's face, the system simulated a bustling street and let Xie Wuqi walk with a female body until he could treat passers-by as Chinese cabbage without changing his face.

Although Xie Wuqi was nervous at this time, he was inexplicably relieved to break through the lower limit.

He silently recited the walking posture of the soft girl.

Don't walk too fast and don't swing your arms too much.

Don't stand outside or inside, just point your toes forward.

[The charm value of the host is +1, and the current charm value is 61. ]

Thank you for no time:? !

The system being led proudly followed Xie Wuqi, [This charm value comes from passers-by's turning heads, everyone said that you are the best, goddess, are you very happy? ]

[If you don't call me a goddess, I will be happier. ] Xie Wuqi talked to the system in consciousness.

However, the reminder from the system made Xie Wuqi heave a sigh of relief, his tense body became natural, and the embarrassment in his expression was also reduced a lot.

Perhaps because of the change in mentality, the system cheerfully reminded, [The host's charm value +2, the current charm value is 63. ]

Xie Wuqi moved his eyes around, and inadvertently met a girl.

The girl was taken aback for a moment, then smiled at him.

There is no negative emotion in the smile, only friendliness.

Xie Wuqi relaxed his heart and smiled back, and was surprised to find that the sister opposite was blushing.

Xie Wuqi restrained the urge to touch his face.

I thought, this rhythm is not right.

Why does it seem to be one step closer to being a friend of women?

Sister A: Aww, that long-legged mixed-race girl smiled at me.

Girl b: Restrain yourself, you have a boyfriend!

Sister paper c: Nosebleeds come out hello!Pay attention! Hey!

Sister paper d: Long legs are not suitable for use on girls!

Han Zhi a: Damn, is it my illusion that that girl is taller than me?

Han paper b: And not wearing high heels [deep face

Chinese paper c: Shouldn't the focus be on that face?

Hanji d: Why do I think the focus should be on the chest [doge

At this time, Xie Wuqi didn't know what the people behind him were talking about, and his attention was on the colorful underwear in front of him.

I'm such a pervert.

[sad face

[I like lace. ]

The system wags its tail to act cute.

Xie Wuqi squeezed his fist and glanced at it.

[Don't worry, I will let you wear it when I have a chance. ]

The system covered its chest, [The host is really perverted, even dogs are not spared. ]

Xie Wuqi's tangled look fell into the eyes of the shopping guide lady on the side, and she asked with a smile: "Do you need help, miss?"

Miss Xie nodded, but froze in the next second.

Because the shopping guide directly touched his chest with a tape measure.

Even if there is no real touch, being touched for the first time is humbling.

I think I'm too naive to know the general idea at a glance.

[Stupid host, there are many different types of c cups, okay? ]

[... Seventh brother, you look very understanding. ]

The shopping guide noticed the stiffness of Xie Wuqi's body, and raised her eyebrows to look at this mixed-race beauty.

Ouch, Misty Grass is blushing.

23333

The shopping guide smiled and recommended several bras, "Miss, these are more suitable for you, which one do you like better?"

[I want it all! I want it all! ] Lace's life-long system push answer, [or Lace's! ]

Xie Wuqi, who really didn't want to do it again, accepted the system's request, "I want everything."

The shopping guide said with a smile: "Then you should go and test whether it fits first."

Xie Wuqi took over the hot equipment from the shopping guide, and at the same time he did not forget to lock the drooling system outside.

[Host, you are ruthless, you are ungrateful, you agreed 'If one day you become a woman, you will definitely make your brother happy first'! ] The system was dissatisfied and frantically harassed Xie Wuqi in his mind.

Described as utterly [wow——] the ruthless Xie Wuqi bird doesn't even bother with it, no matter how noble and noble, and how cool and glamorous it is.

But in the eyes of the pure shopping guide lady, this husky cub, who has been obediently following the owner, became restless the moment he left the owner.

This kind of loyal dog attribute is really cute.

Seventh Brother Loyal Dog: Hahaha, stupid human beings.

When Xie Wuqi came out of the locker room, the tail of the system turned into a propeller, [Goddess sama, your breasts have grown bigger again. ]

It pounced forward and hugged Xie Wuqi's ankle, [Host, I want to bury my chest, I want to feel the fluctuations. ]

Xie Wuqi jumped out of the cross on his forehead with a 'thud bang bang'.

The system's shameless remarks made him fluctuate instantly.

There are such shameless people in the world!

[Host don't get excited!There is a situation! ] The system saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly said.

[What's wrong? ]

[Host charm value +5, current charm value is 68. ]

[Why was it added suddenly? ]

The system let out a hey, [Seventh Brother would like to remind you: Your friend [Sanwa] is online. ]

The system flicked its tail, [Goddess looks at you at ten o'clock. ]

Xie Wuqi followed the system's prompt to look forward to the left, and then met an aggressive gaze.

Almost at the same time, the information of the man in front of Xie Wuqi popped up in Xie Wuqi's mind.

Character: Jane Ge

Sex: Male

Character design: romantic and domineering, with a group boss who makes people unable to communicate with each other.

The connection with the heroine: The heroine's direct senior in college is also the first scumbag that the heroine encounters. The whole origin of the heroine's tragedy is this person.

Just as Xie Wuqi was thinking, this scumbag with sliced ​​noodles gave him a meaningful smile.

[Laughing, if he knew that the goddess, your breasts are fake, would he still be so coquettish? ] The system expressed angrily that it hates scum.

I hate the winners in life.

On Sanwa's left sat a long black man, and on his right leaned against a big wave. There was also a beauty in a full-length short skirt in the pile of underwear smiling at Xie Wuqi.

Can't stand it!

The mobile background board of the system turned into raging anger.

Xie Wuqi was immersed in the system's rare behavior of protecting cubs, but in the next second he realized that he had overestimated the system's integrity.

[Goddess, come, let's smile at the scum. ]

[? ! ]

[Because the host is praised by the main character, the charm value has increased. ] The system tilts its head, [Come on, anyway, his g-spot is easy to poke. ]

Xie Wuqi: ...