Teach you to be a human system [Quick Transmigration]

System, it's time for us to talk about life.

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I have it!Got it!

Men have self-esteem, okay?

Please don't make trouble [crying face

Xie Wuqi swiped the screen furiously in his heart, but his face still had a gentle look.

I want to strike!

It's easy to say!

I knew there was no white in the world!eat!of!noon!meal!

The system raised its short legs: [The host is good, touch your head.It's time for you to promise others, don't abandon them again. ]

Xie Wuqi stared at the mocking face of the system, feeling very tired.

But he felt that he should still be able to struggle a little longer, "System, Qi, Brother Qi, Master Qi, even if I can really sell women's clothes, how can I be like a woman and teach the heroine to be a woman. "

[Host, boss, boss, crab boss, you don't have to worry about that.There are many good things in the mall, which will definitely make the host beautiful. ]

The system that doesn't feel like it's selling the host at all said: [The mall is really great, you can exchange all kinds of useful things with just a little points. ]

These words made Xie Wuqi even more distressed.

So you have to spend it before earning points?

Xie Wuqi thought for a moment under the gaze of the system's pitiful little eyes, and said, "I remember that one of the seven male protagonists in the plot is Xie Wuqi?"

The system nodded, right, the seventh of the seven dwarfs.

"So my current identity is him?"

The system nodded again.

Xie Wuqi: "In the plot, 'Xie Wuqi' will have contact with other male protagonists, if I want to wear women's clothing..." Xie Wuqi swallowed the old blood in his throat, and continued: "Wouldn't they be discovered? "

Xie Wuqi thought that one of the seven dwarfs was his younger brother, if he saw the nominal brother's women's clothing...

That can only be - comma comma comma

that picture

OK

too sour

"Or do I just need to wear women's clothes in front of the heroine?"

[Theoretically so. ] The system replied: [Everything is entirely up to the host to arrange for you, as long as you can complete the task. ]

The system wagged its tail, completely forgetting that it had asked Xie Wuqi to wear women's clothes before.

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It all depends on the arrangement of the host.

Xie Wuqi secretly made a plan in his heart according to the development of the plot.

But there is a bloody fact in front of him, this plan is based on the premise that he can successfully reverse the conspiracy.

You have to show your lower limit at such a big age

so shameful

cover face

The system is full of fighting spirit, [Then, let's be women first. ]

Xie Wuqi stroked his forehead silently, and responded weakly: "Okay."

[Let's see what is in the mall that can help the host become a great beauty. ] The system automatically adjusted the background panel behind him, and his eyes looked at the screen that appeared out of thin air in the room.

Xie Wuqi felt that the background panel behind the system was a bit eye-catching.

What the hell is that beauty in a bikini the system you set for me? !

Hey wait, what the hell is this Tintin Mall?

Ever since he encountered this stupid system with a mocking face, Xie Wuqi's lower limit has been refreshed all the time.

Xie Wuqi didn't realize that the complaint in his heart had already been uttered, the system raised his short legs and flicked his chin, [Don't worry about it, it's just the bad taste of the Creator God, you will get used to it in the future. ]

Xie Wuqi looked at the light screen. There are a lot of things on Tintin Mall, and the functions of these things displayed in the product introduction are very strange, even a little fantasy.

but……

Xie Wuqi tore his eyes away from some evil props, and tried to shift his gaze to more honest products.

But why are there so many heavy mouthful things...

He felt the maliciousness of the Creator God.

Xie Wuqi asked honestly: "Ah Qi, is there anything that can shrink the skeleton?"

The system stretched out its claws and swiped in the air a few times, then both of them covered their chests with Xie Wuqi.

Damn it, it's so expensive.

Heartbroken.

Because this product called "Pinch as you like" can be reused, can change the body shape at will, and even the line of the face can be changed. It can be called a disguise, so the price is as expensive as a dog.

Looking at the string of zeros, everyone looked at a loss.

The system regained consciousness, and patted Xie Wuqi's hand sadly. This thing should be of great help to our future tasks. If you have the ability, you must buy it.

Xie Wuqi, who foresees that he will work part-time for a long time, nods tearfully.

There are several similar products in the mall, but except for the expensive ones, they are disposable.

And the price of the one-time one is not much cheaper than other ones after being superimposed for multiple uses.

Xie Wuqi thought for a while that he might have to have a female body in front of the heroine many times, and couldn't help but look sadly at the system.

The system raised its head and said plaintively: [Host, why don't we go directly. ]

It looked at Xie Wuqi's long legs, and comforted him: [Women can grow tall too!Damn it! ]

1.8 meters woman

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Ha ha

I just smile and don't talk

In fact, height doesn't matter much to Xie Wuqi.

When the system first selected candidates, it deliberately selected suitable hosts among mixed races, because the "teach you to be a human system" traveled through many worlds, including the Western Fantasy world in addition to the background of the Celestial Dynasty.

It shouldn't matter if a mixed-race girl is taller, right?

It shouldn't matter, the system clenched its fists and nodded to itself, but it had already prepared bitterly in its heart, if the host's female body was too horrible to look at, it would buy it "as you like" even if it owed debts.

It's time to pinch the host with a disfigured face!

Xie Wuqi didn't know that the system had prepared for the worst, so he was going to Google for specific tutorials on women's clothing.

The caring little angel System Sang reminded, [Host sama, the Celestial Dynasty is Baidu. ]

_(:3)∠)_

Xie Wuqi retracted his finger and silently changed a search engine.

As a boy of mixed race, Xie Wuqi is his Chinese name, and the most commonly used name is Ben Black.

He is mainly active in the country of the Star-Spangled Banner. Although his Chinese is not bad, he can't get many of the current Chinese stalks happily, so he often shows a confused side.

Xie Wuqi inadvertently clicked on a movie in which a male cross-dresses, and then the system kicked his fingers off.

Pink peach blossoms were crazily sprayed on the system background board, and it yelled 'Aww' and buried its head on the board.

[Aww, military wife, military wife 1! ]

Oh, how did you manage to lick the screen and swipe the barrage in your mouth at the same time!

And why do you, as a husky, have human aesthetics!

It's embarrassing for the system to say something to Xie Wuqi in the nympho, [Junsao's 1.9 meters is still sweet and cute, the host has to believe that you can do it too. ]

In fact, Xie Wuqi had seen this movie before.

Because the nature of work does not allow dating with colleagues, Xie Wuqi once had no target to attack, and later became a friend of women in the circle of colleagues.

In fact, the man with a little sullenness in his heart was dragged by his "girlfriend" (=w=) to watch this movie, and once regarded the protagonist in it as a goddess.

He always thought that the delicate-looking transgender heroine was played by a real soft girl, but whoever imagined it was a rough guy.

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Xie Wuqi's boyish heart shattered into pieces in the laughter of his 'girlfriend'.

After the system has licked enough of the screen, it pokes out the behind-the-scenes footage of the movie in a serious manner.One of them is about how the leading actor puts on makeup and cross-dresses.

[Host come, come, let's learn from experience. ]

Qiye, shall we wipe off the drool on the screen before putting on a serious face?

Xie Wuqi roughly understood the process of makeup under the sound of the system's "Aww" from time to time, and he flipped through a few other similar videos, and didn't stop until he was almost convinced.

However, during this period, he gained a new understanding of the system. This guy likes to kneel and lick pretty people, regardless of gender.

Since he has been a rough man for so many years and has no makeup skills at all, Xie Wuqi is going to ask the mall for help.

"System, where did the [-] points in the mall come from?"

[Because the host is one of the seven dwarfs, one-third of the 'main task [-]: make any three male protagonists not obsessed with the female protagonist' is completed. ]

[Is fried chicken as easy as I said!] ] As the system spoke, it suddenly put on a serious face, staring at Xie Wuqi with sky-colored eyes, [Don't end up falling in love with the heroine, I prepaid the mission rewards through the back door. ]

Xie Wuqi reassured it again and again, and the system let him go.

Because of being too poor, the system commanded Xie Wuqi to buy a one-time 'soft girl makeup artist', and spent 9000 points for each person and one dog.

The system patted Wuqi with a sullen face, [There will be a cyborg to help you make up when you bring it back, host, learn a little bit, we don’t have the money to buy another set. ]

Seeing that he lost the points for going home, Xie Wuqi nodded seriously.

Although it's shameful to be painted as a soft girl, but compared to points, that's nothing!

The cyborg focused on helping Xie Wuqi put on makeup, but Xie Wuqi completely abandoned his shame because of heartache, and stared at the cyborg's makeup steps intently.

Seeing the seriousness of the host, the system moved and said: [The host has already recorded the process, let's watch it a few more times! ]

The cyborg didn't feel that a man wearing soft girl makeup was abnormal at all, and he dedicated himself to providing services for them.

The makeup process went smoothly until a kind cyborg gave them a pair of silicone breasts for free.

The system insisted on a pair of D cups, but Xie Wuqi felt that A was enough.

It's shameful to talk to others about the breast size you need.

[ddd!] The system thinks that no matter how big the breasts are, the big tits are cute, just come!

One person and one dog disagreed, and the cyborg waited for a long time to see that they had no results, and sighed, hey, it is so troublesome that we should not send it away.

The system is in a hurry, [It's free anyway, of course, the bigger the better, the more cost-effective! ]

Of course the system doesn't admit that it's just that it likes big breasts.

Xie Wuqi took a step back, "How about b?"

[d!]

"C is the most!"

[Okay, let's say c. ]

In the end, Xie Wuqi was still stuck with the pair of fake breasts. According to the cyborg, these are simulated breasts, and the texture can be faked.

The system unceremoniously clicked on it, and thanked you for inspecting the goods indefinitely.

Oh, it will bounce after putting a salt water bag

good q