Hades system

In China, the person who manages the dead is called Hades, so what do foreigners call it?

This question has long troubled Zhao Facai, a native dog, because his vision as a dog is doomed to be limited, so one day, when he curiously asked his partner Bai Wuchang this question, Bai Xiansheng just He glanced at him casually, then said lightly,

"Isn't it just a bird man? They call it Satan, satan. I heard that he usually lives in hell. Oh, some people also call him the god of death."

Zhao Facai silently memorized Bai Xiansheng's answer.Because he doesn't know much English, he just memorized a rough pronunciation, idiot.

The person who manages the dead in China is called Hades, while the person who manages the dead abroad is called a fool.

This idea remained in Zhao Facai's heart like this, and until one day, as an employee of the Palace of the Underworld, he finally saw the legendary idiot for the first time. At that moment, all Zhao Facai left in his mind was the huge The four words of... People live up to their name.

Wanda is Satan, the god of death in western legends, a fallen angel with eight pairs of black wings, and the ruler of hell.

But in fact, five years ago, he was just one of the lowest-class residents in the United States. He had no father or mother. He was abandoned in the urinal of a public toilet since he was born. Book punks.

The living environment in foreign countries is always too indifferent to homeless wanderers. Wanda has no surname or family of his own. He has black hair and black eyes that resemble Chinese Americans, so he has suffered countless discrimination and violence. However, such a miserable life did not make him a cultured and superior person, but it also did not make him a degenerate with a dirty heart.

He doesn't take drugs, doesn't hang out with gangs, and doesn't help those who are addicted/gentlemen/drugs/hidden/drugs. He uses all his time to work in fast food restaurants to earn money. He hopes to complete college courses at his own expense in the future. He meets public welfare Fundraisers and beggars will also actively donate money, he likes Shakespeare and Chopin, but when such a positive and optimistic young man is trying hard to change his destiny, he is on the way home once, in order to stop a near-miss He was shot through the heart by three gangsters in an armed robbery.

The feeling of death was too horrifying, and what happened after that was too miraculous. Wanda couldn't remember the specific situation at that time. He only knew that when he woke up again, his life had become a movie. Hollywood blockbuster, and as the protagonist of this movie, he not only has black chicken wings, cool superpowers, but also can see all kinds of ghosts and ghosts when no one can see them , vampires, werewolves, liches, elves and even angels.

The girl hanged at home by her lover, the dead baby abandoned by her parents, the Texas hair dryer massacre, Tom the Ripper and many other mysterious cases.From a human perspective, he helped many people who fell into hell, and when those cases were solved one by one, he also became calm and mature from the initial fear and anxiety.

Wanda became a god of death walking in the world. His job was to harvest people's lives, earn his own salary from them, and gain more powerful abilities. However, because of his personal personality, when he handled these cases, he always If he would put in some of his own personal opinions, the silly little god of death started to wander around New York again. Such jokes used to make those gods and ghosts secretly laugh every day, but five years later, he finally passed his own When he worked hard to become a qualified Satan and already had his own working team, he encountered a somewhat difficult case, and it was this case that made him have a later trip to China.

【four】

There's a new case, boss.

Sitting on a park bench, munching on a cold sandwich, Wanda in a black cashmere coat squinted at the message sent by her assistant. Her long black hair was sexy and messy, curled and draped over his shoulders. The eyes of the same color are deep and charming, like the two black diamonds inlaid on this handsome face, which makes people intoxicated, and when he moved his fingers and quickly replied to his assistant, the series of unanswered questions also made him feel intoxicated. The assistant Four felt a little helpless for a moment.

【satan】

Hey baby, I saw the latest photo you shared on Ghost Book, your pet august is getting cuter as he grows!Does he still drink human blood?Every time I see him smiling at the camera with his bloody fangs bared, I feel that he is the number one beauty in the non-human world in New York!

【four】

If you are willing to hand your aorta to his mouth, I think this little beauty already belongs to you. Please stop talking nonsense, boss, those guys in heaven have passed, we can't beat them from the pomp, Do you want to lose to them in efficiency?Hell is ashamed of you.

【satan】

... ok, ok.

Four is a self-disciplined, serious and responsible gentleman, but if he encounters a boss who is too reliable like Wanda, he will occasionally speak harshly a few times.

His pet is a vampire with absolute beauty and enough sharp fangs. Four is keen to post photos of him and his pets on social networks in the spiritual world. Just like all cat and dog lovers, he is willing to use all time and energy to praise and care for his pets, and of course it would be nice if his stupid boss didn't harass him in the comments.

Thinking of this, he sighed softly. The tall blond gentleman in a black retro suit pushed the monocle on the bridge of his nose, and couldn't bear to think of the two arrogant angels who had walked into this villa just now. Call one.

The well-known business elite, Will Rogers, a wealthy man well-known throughout Bell Street, died at home just 5 minutes ago.The 51-year-old successful businessman, who had no wife or children, spent his entire life collecting money and raising donations.Because of a number of very meaningful donations, including the good deeds he has been leading by example, the issue of his soul ownership after death has also attracted the attention of people from both heaven and hell, and how to persuade this great old gentleman to go to hell , has also become a very troublesome problem for four, who is a hell executive.

Because of the lack of long-term advertising and marketing like heaven, hell has never been very positive in Western countries. Any living person who has just lost his life will be more or less inclined to see angels and Satan appearing in front of him at the same time. Yu symbolizes a bright and positive heaven, but the incumbent Mr. Satan is still a guy who will take the initiative to say good morning when he meets an old lady. Every time he is ridiculed by those chickens, he has no temper. The face of the King of Hell known for his wrath.

Just thinking about it, Four's boss finally came slowly.Because he started to support environmental protection recently, he actually walked like this. Four didn't say anything, but raised the carved walking stick in his hand, pointed to the villa behind him, and then said lightly,

"They went in half an hour ago. I think Mr. Rogers is a citizen of heaven now? Shall we go in and say congratulations?"

"Hey, don't be so pessimistic...Maybe old Will doesn't like holy water and apple trees, but appreciates our hell style?"

Patting the assistant's shoulder with the corner of his mouth hooked, Wanda took off his gloves with a smile, and knocked on the door in front of Four amid cold laughter. He waited patiently for the owner of the room to open the door, and After a while, someone really came out, but to Four's surprise, it turned out that the two angels who had originally looked arrogant but now had an ugly expression came out.

"Oh my friends! Tom and Jerry! How are you doing? Work hard? How was it just now? Did Mr. Will Sr. agree to go to heaven to settle down? That picture you tweeted last time I liked it, when can you give me a fan back?"

Laughing like a passionate idiot, Wanda stepped forward to hug the two arrogant angels one by one, but they were all avoided in disgust. He gave Wanda a serious look, and left quickly.

After witnessing all this, Four looked at his boss who seemed to be in a good mood in a daze, and couldn't understand how he could be so calm for a long time. When he saw the old gentleman sitting alone in his study, he was looking at a framed photo in his hand.

Wanda knocked on the study door politely and said good afternoon, and the old gentleman raised his head and smiled at the two of them, then pointed to the two soft chairs in front of him,

"Good afternoon, gentlemen from hell, I didn't ask them to sit down for tea just now, would you like some muffins?"

"Of course, sir, please have some, the sandwiches for lunch are really unpalatable..."

Smiling and sat down, Wanda's elegant and thoughtful etiquette made Four on the side a little scared. He was afraid that Wanda would rush forward to take a selfie with the old Will in front of him, and crossed his fingers like a The young Satan, who was leaning on the soft chair of the ancient noble, just raised his head, and then said to the ghost on the opposite side,

"Tell me about your plan, Mr. Rogers. Since you have rejected the invitation to heaven, you are also welcome in hell, but you seem to have your own plan? If we can help you, we will certainly be willing to help... After all, we It's not like the one above... After all, hell is for me, and I'm for hell..."

"Haha! You're funny, Mr. Satan!"

Hearing this, he burst out laughing. Will Rogers was said to be unsmiling in front of him, but at the moment he looked too kind. Four was sitting on the side, only to see that he suddenly handed over the photo frame that he had been holding all the time. In front of Wanda, he said in a somewhat complicated voice,

"I am willing to become a citizen of hell unconditionally, but before that, please do me a favor? I have spent my whole life looking for a woman, but across a distant country, I have searched for so long and have never found anything... Now that I'm dead, all I want is to find her, and then my life's wish will be fulfilled."

Accompanied by Old Will's words, Wanda took the photo frame, and inside was an old photo, vaguely a photo of Old Will and a woman with black hair and black eyes when he was young. Warm and sweet, although the age is old, but the inscription on the photo is still clearly visible, I saw a few words he didn't know written in a few square characters on it, and Will Rogers just smiled softly when he saw it , and then said in a nostalgic voice,

"My wife, Kong Jiayan. This is her name, and it is also the name of the person I love the most in my life."