Hades system

"Dead!!! You must love—not incisively!!! Not happy—"

The pig-killing singing sounded like an explosion in the ear, which woke up the sleeping Du Fuling from his dream, and looked forward in horror.

In front of him was the familiar bus seat with various small advertisements posted on it. The driver in front of him was the driver Ye who always had a strange taste in music. There were some weird passengers in the car who didn't look like living people at first glance. When he looked at the person next to him in disbelief, what caught his eyes was a profile that he had dreamed of seeing.

"Driver Ye!! Fuck you!! What a bad song! It's scary to death!"

"Yeah, yeah, what's going on with the current songs!! As a ghost, I really don't agree with this view of love!"

"The ears are going to be blind! The eyes are going to be deaf! The ghost is going to go crazy! Change the song for another song! Otherwise, you will smash your broken bus!"

In the car, there was one after another of complaints. Ye Nineteen unhappily changed the song "Sweet Honey" amidst the screams and scolding of the ghosts. The two teenagers were looking at each other quietly at this time.

"you you……"

Stuttering and staring at Bai Ziren, Du Fuling's expression was distorted for a moment.He clearly remembered sleeping in the dormitory... Who knew it was just a dream, and he and Bai Ziren, whom he hadn't seen for nearly half a year, sat on this ghost bus after a long absence. It was the wilderness, if it hadn't been frightened once before, Du Fuling really had the illusion that he had already thought of something wrong with Bai Ziren.

"Still sleepy? It's only two o'clock, you can sleep a little longer."

He spoke to Du Fuling calmly, even in the car, Bai Ziren still wore the black mask that covered his face, and behind his pair of thin-rimmed glasses, Du Fuling saw a dim, without a trace Bright eyes.

"You're finally back...you still know how to come back!"

Cursing softly, Du Fuling pressed the back of Bai Ziren's head with red eyes, hugged him tightly and buried him in his neck, and then said fiercely,

"Are you so busy! Are you so mysterious! If you have something to do, I'll drop out of school and go with you! But you don't tell me anything! Your face is so serious, and your eyes are not good! I I know you are amazing, but what if you are inconvenient somewhere outside? I worry about you every day, I want to find you, but I can't find it... I wonder if you have a review, are you feeling better? ...Bai Ziren...why...why are you only coming back now..."

At the end, the voice gradually became weaker, and Du Fuling wanted to curse this person a little bit angry, but when he got to his lips, Bai Ziren patted his head lightly.

"I'm sorry, I was wrong."

The flat tone, but with the gentleness that Du Fuling couldn't bear the most, Bai Ziren said so, slowly separated the distance between the two, then raised his hand and gently rubbed Du Fuling's red ears due to emotion, separated Wearing a mask, he said vaguely,

"Next time this happens, I will definitely take you with me everywhere... my face is almost healed, but last time I took the medicine, it seemed to scare people, so I don't want to take it off recently, my eyes are not so good I can see clearly, but it doesn't matter, you can help me see the way in the future... I will go wherever you go..."

"I'll kill you... you deserve it, you deserve it..."

Angrily, he turned his eyes away from Bai Ziren, and Du Fuling, who had succeeded in smoothing his hair, still kept his mouth shut, but he still refused to look at the person in front of him uncomfortably, but in the next second, he suddenly remembered something that he had subconsciously ignored. thing.

"Speaking of...there is still class tomorrow! Why did you bring me out? I'm just a living person, and Teacher Xu is going to die..."

"I asked for leave with her."

After saying something lightly, Bo Ziren raised his eyebrows seeing Du Fuling's anxious and pale face, and then casually added,

"But... I told her in a dream."

"Trust me, you big-headed ghost!! You are trying to scare someone to death at night!! Ahh! I must go back tomorrow!! I am the cute little padded jacket in Teacher Xu's heart!! I am law-abiding, sensible, smart and respectful The image of a good student..."

Covering his face in collapse, Du Fuling felt powerless and let out a despondent wail. Bai Ziren comforted him for a while but it didn't work. Immediately afterwards, Du Fuling heard Bai Ziren ask thoughtfully,

"Speaking of...why does Xiao Mingyue stand on the rooftop in the middle of the night? What's wrong with him recently? Why can't he think about jumping off the building?"

"Jump off the building!"

Sitting up straight all of a sudden, Du Fuling's face was paled by Bai Ziren's words. He didn't expect that with Xiao Mingyue's character, he would really be overwhelmed by his own words, and Bo Ziren saw him like this, He just glanced at him in surprise, then pursed his lips and said,

"Don't you like him very much? Why are you so concerned about his safety? What happened to you and him when I was away?"

"What else can I do, look at each other and hate each other and kill each other... Damn, this guy is too stupid... He really dared to jump off a building... I'm really going crazy..."

Rubbing her forehead irritably, Du Fuling narrowed her eyes and glanced at Bai Ziren as she said this, and then asked suspiciously,

"Why do I feel that your tone is weird... there is a kind of... um... you are... what?"

"Ah."

Wen Yan smiled, Bai Ziren didn't answer Du Fuling's words, just looked out of the window expressionlessly for a long time and changed the subject,

"Even if I didn't see him, and I got him off the rooftop. A person like him wouldn't be willing to die. I heard him crying and cursing at you. It looks like he wants to give you your life." Strangled to death...well, full of vitality, worth learning."

"Cut...just him."

Hearing this, Du Fuling rolled her eyes, leaned back on the soft chair, and said in a casual tone,

"It's good that I'm not dead, otherwise, when I get up tomorrow morning, people will think that I killed someone and fled in fear of crime... Well, where are we going? Why did you get me out in the middle of the night..."

Du Fuling didn't finish his sentence, because right after that, he saw the bustling lights outside the window that looked like the busiest market in the world. Compared with the last time he came here, this small town called Hengshui Town is much different. If you need Bai Ziren's special beautification, it is already so beautiful that it doesn't look like a scary place for ghosts to trade. When Bai Ziren saw Du Fuling's surprised expression on his face, he just smiled, and then used only The voice I could hear said silently,

"Come on a date."

The avenue, which stretches for nearly a kilometer, has been expanded into serious stalls, with pedestrian areas and stall areas specially opened on both sides, and environmentally friendly swill, waste oil, blood, and viscera dumping grooves are ingeniously built on the side.

On the top of every small stall hung dark green will-o'-the-wisps that were shining coldly. It is indeed a bit scary for this kind of thing to appear beside the cemetery, but it is taken here, and used for this kind of decorative effect, on the contrary, it has several advantages Very gorgeous and unique ornamental value.

Compared with the various private stalls that were mixed with fish and dragons in the past and affected the traffic, all the stall owners here are now under the management of the Hengshui Town Government, although even the town government itself does not understand why these stall owners must pass twelve o'clock It just opened and disappeared without a trace as soon as four o'clock, but as long as it is conducive to the construction of the town, they welcome it.

And as this ghost market became more and more formal due to Bai Ziren's deliberate guidance, it was finally time to harvest the rice that Bai Ziren arranged to sow years ago.The bumper harvest of grain and the successive acquisitions of many farm products companies have enabled these villagers who have been dead for many years to find their own career plans, and at the same time, they have finally brought objective insight to these dead people who have worked hard in Hengshui Town for a whole spring. financial aid.

"It's really good, it's not the same as before... Although there are still no living people here, I feel alive..."

Walking into the market with Bai Ziren, Du Fuling looked in surprise at this small town that was no different from a horror film set before, and the ghosts were busy and talking in their eyes.Except for their more or less death-like bodies, everything else is no worse than any human market.

"I still remember the last time I came here, I met a female ghost named Xiaoxue... She is very cute, but she is blind... She also asked me to bring you a bunch of candied haws."

He casually bought a bunch of bright red candied haws on the side of the road. Du Fuling asked Bai Ziren how many coins he had paid for, and then opened his mouth thoughtfully with the bunch of candied haws.

Bai Ziren raised his head when he heard the words, and as far as he could see, Du Fuling was holding the bunch of bright red candied haws. The sweet syrup stuck to his lips, lining his pale cheeks, and Bai Ziren couldn't help but look at it more. One glance, and when Du Fuling looked at him with some doubts, he nodded lightly and said,

"She was reincarnated, a carp in the moat, because she liked swimming the most during her lifetime."

"Ha, that's good."

Hearing this, he couldn't help laughing. When Du Fuling laughed, there was a small hole around his mouth. It was the first time Bai Ziren noticed this, so he couldn't help but take another look.And Du Fuling didn't notice Bai Ziren's eyes, just took a few steps forward on his own, and then saw a coquettish-looking woman sitting quietly by the side of the market, playing with a mirror in her hand, and In front of her, there were many blank masks.

"What's that for sale...it looks pretty special?"

Blinking his eyes, he sneaked into Bai Ziren's ear and asked a question. After hearing the words, Bai Ziren looked over, and after looking at the woman with a charming expression, he said expressionlessly,

"Mask seller, do you want Monkey King or Ultraman, I'll buy it for you."

"Liar, do you think I'm a three-year-old child..."

Hearing this, she rolled her eyes angrily, and Du Fuling stepped forward to the booth to have a look, and saw the woman with a smile on her lips, her eyebrows and eyebrows were as beautiful as drawn, and she was still using a hook Looking at himself with eyes like eyes, he thought for a while, then asked tentatively,

"That... beautiful sister, are you here to buy masks?"

"Yes, I sell masks at my house, what do you want to buy? I can draw the most beautiful face and the most charming face for you... After wearing my mask, any kind of person can be crazy for you , even if you want his life, he will willingly give it to you..."

Opening her mouth delicately, the woman looked at herself in the bronze mirror intoxicated while talking. Du Fuling followed her gaze and looked into the mirror. In the yellowed mirror, there was a girl who looked no different from the scene of the car accident. With a big grinning mouth, Du Fuling, who was so frightened that his three views were shattered, was silent for a moment, and looked at standing behind him. Even though he was wearing a mask, he could still see the words written all over his face The innocent Bai Ziren then took a deep breath and said slowly,

"Then I want to buy one, please draw me the face of the guy in the back, and draw a complete face with no problems at all."

"..."

Bai Ziren was stunned when he heard this. He originally thought that Du Fuling was just curious, so he didn't say that the woman was a painted skin ghost. He opened his mouth, and he wanted to tell Du Fuling that there was no need for that, but then, The female ghost sitting on the booth laughed before him.

"Yeah, I want to give it away... But I don't accept Ming coins here. If you want to buy face from me, you have to pay it back with your own face. Are you willing?"

"Huh? Do you want to change it?"

Hearing this, he blinked his eyes in surprise. Du Fuling didn't expect that there was such a rule, but thinking that the dead always had different ideas from the living, he nodded understandingly, and took the sharp knife handed to him by the woman. After thinking about it for a while, Bai Ziren rushed behind him a little uncomfortable and said,

"You don't like to laugh, and now you still cover your face all day long. Although I don't care whether you are ugly or good-looking, you still need to change your breath occasionally, right? If you don't mind me embarrassing you, I will This face was sold? In this way, one of us has bad eyes and the other has an ugly face, and we won’t be ashamed to go out in the future, you say..."

Before Du Fuling finished speaking, Bai Ziren snatched the knife in his hand. Du Fuling stared blankly at Bai Ziren, who had some displeasure in his eyes, narrowed his eyes and looked at him, and then said lightly,

"You think I'm ugly?"

"I hate your size, and I don't rely on your face to eat, so why don't you take care of me..."

Pinching his ears and curling his lips, Du Fuling was a little confused and didn't know how to speak, so he thought for a long time before slowly saying,

"I just think you should be fine. I feel uncomfortable seeing you like this...I'd rather be like this than you...Let me change your face for you. This thing is probably in short supply in the world of the dead, right? ? If we can't buy it this time, we will probably..."

Before Du Fuling finished speaking, Bai Ziren covered his mouth.Under Du Fuling's gaze, Bai Ziren slowly took off the black mask he had been wearing all the time. As far as he could see, there were four or five marks on the left side of Bai Ziren's face because he hadn't seen the sun for a long time, as if he had been scratched by a blade. Du Fuling was stunned when he saw the scar, and wanted to touch it when he reached out, but Bai Ziren just grabbed his hand, and then said calmly,

"I don't care if others dislike me, as long as you don't dislike me... But it doesn't matter if you want to exchange your face, I will dislike you for being ugly."

"Hey, hey, what are you talking about..."

Looking at the person in front of him dumbfounded, on the one hand, Du Fuling felt distressed because of those scars, and on the other hand, he was a little helpless by Bai Ziren's call. The woman looking in the mirror finally yawned slowly,

"Oh, I'm just kidding, Little Hades is the landlord of our street, how dare I ask him for something... It's free and free, and I get a mask, sunscreen, sunscreen and BB cream. If you like this face, you can do it again next time, okay? Wow~"

Du Fuling: "........."

……

In the Baijia supermarket hundreds of miles away, Zhao Facai, who was on duty today, was yawning boredly.

He was holding a teething stick in his mouth, maintaining the shape of a black dog and sitting swaggeringly by the cash register. He patted the machine in front of him with his paw, and the hanged ghost immediately cried out of fright.

"Formalin, hanging rope, a set of shrouds totals 600 billion, do you want plastic bags, dear!"

He spoke to the ghost in front of him in a vicious voice, and the hanged ghost shook his head tremblingly, and said quietly that he supported environmental protection.Zhao Facai snorted coldly when he heard the words, and quickly packed things for the dead man.Watching the hanged ghost slowly float away, he casually swiped open the mobile phone at hand to unlock it. As soon as he turned on the mobile phone, a new update was displayed on the ghost circle.

【Smelly shameless】

Baby is on duty today, specially prepared beef-flavored dog food for supper, dear, do you love me very much~ Fa Cai Zhao

……

"Bah, you only fucking eat dog food..."

Cursing in disgust, Zhao Facai quietly liked the message while saying so, but when he swipe the screen with his paws, he suddenly saw a long-lost The user name was displayed in front of his eyes, accompanied by a photo of two teenagers smiling and comparing scissorhands, he fell off the chair with a thud, and then yelled viciously.

"Boss!!! You're so fucking crazy!!! There's a bottom line for being obscene!!! I want to resign!!! Resign!!!"

……

【Yama】

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