Cultural Relics Are Not To Be Messed With

Of course, it is impossible for Uncle Long to hear Qi Chen's screams and roars, nor is it possible for him to come over and slap his mouth to make him swallow back what he just said.

Such a surprised expression is actually rare on his face. If it wasn't for him being the one being watched, Qi Chen would definitely take a photo of his expression as a souvenir.

But that expression didn't last long.

In fact, when Long Ya saw Qi Chen staring with his mouth open, wishing he could be more shocked and speechless than them, his expression returned to normal...

Not only is it normal, Qi Chen feels that there... seems to be a sense of relief, and I don't know if it is his illusion.

But before he could think about it, he saw Long Ya walking over helplessly with one hand in his pocket, raised his hand and slapped Qi Chen on the forehead, and said angrily, "Let's go! You're so stupid here." Will those bones piece together themselves?!"

Qi Chen was so photographed that he leaned back a bit, and then turned his head and followed Long Ya with a look of lovelessness.

After walking two steps, he stopped as if thinking of something, looked back at the bones in the pit, and then at Shan Xiao.

The latter smiled and waved at him twice as if chasing chickens: "Let's go, let's go, I didn't expect you to carry them, those with thin arms and legs, I don't know whether you will move them or they will bury you."

Until he got back to Longhuai Hotel, Qi Chen was still in a daze. He packed his luggage in the room and was in a mess. After hitting it three times, Longya finally wiped his face unbearably.

"Ancestor, you'd better sit quietly and don't make trouble!" Uncle Long's attitude of being a mother all his life was going to be blown out by Qi Chen.

Relying on his height, strength and strength, he directly threw Qi Chen onto the bed, drew a circle around him, and let him go berserk.Then, with the efficiency of the wind and the wind, he packed all the luggage of the two of them and put them neatly into the suitcase. He didn't release Qi Chen from the circle until he pulled up the lever and was about to leave. come out.

At the beginning, Qi Chen felt that as a person, such a civilian thing as packing his luggage was not as easy as doing it with a knife, it was simply unscientific!

But when I thought about it later, Guanghe has been wearing the shell of a limited company all day, and a bunch of pots and pans are pretending to be more like real people. Things like business trips are not much less than normal companies, and reimbursement subsidies and so on. He has been in the human world for 800 years more than the native, so it is hard not to be familiar with it, and he is relieved immediately.

"By the way, Team Leader Long—" As soon as he regained his freedom, Qi Chen asked while crawling to the bed: "Let's take all the bones away, then the scene like last night will still appear on the river at a certain time." Is it?"

If there are a few more times, if there are people with yin and yang eyes or people who are seriously affected by yin qi passing by the river, will they be scared to pee?

Long Ya probably felt that this question was a bit silly, and his usual hasty temper flared up again. He threw away the lever, bent down and put his hands on Qi Chen's bed, and said that by coincidence, he happened to crawl to the side of the bed and was about to put his feet in slippers. Qi Chen was entangled between his arms, and snapped a long line between his teeth: "Aren't you stupid! Taking away all the bones is equivalent to drawing a salary from the bottom of the pot! The old man has been drawn out, and the escaped soul energy can still be recovered." How much is left? Eh? Even if the feng shui is in a strange cycle, it is not completely exhausted! After two rounds, the soul energy should disappear completely. Of course, it will not appear a few times, understand?! Even if it appears, it will scare everyone so bad luck and shut you ass Thinking about so many things and doing what to do is useless! And whether you can walk or not, what do you look like? My heart is going to break for you!"

Qi Chen was confined between the strong arms of the dragon teeth, with his feet hanging by the bed, his elbows propped on the bed, and his face was raised to accept the gaze of the old man. Stick bone: "..."

Of course, the fundamental reason is that this posture really challenged Qi Chen's nerves - looking at it horizontally and vertically looks a little weird.

Qi Chen felt that maybe it was because Longya's body was a demon sword, and the force value was too high, which caused some nerves to be rough in some aspects. He said and acted according to his own mood, and he could do whatever he wanted. Like this "fuck your ass" temperament, so no one has reminded him for thousands of years that some postures are not suitable for everyone...

In fact, this kind of behavior used to happen in school, and it’s not uncommon for boys to fight with each other. Sometimes they reach out to get things on the bed while talking. Feeling awkward.

Qi Chen didn't know if Longya's natural aura was too domineering, his sense of presence was too strong, or something else. Putting this kind of posture on Longya made him feel awkward and couldn't be ignored, and...

wrong!no as well.

Emboldened, he decided to remind Longya tactfully.

Uncle Long bombed for a long time, and found that not only did the bombed person not respond, but he seemed to be distracted. He was about to be defeated by him, and he said angrily, "Are you dumb? Just look at me in a daze, and the shoes will run to your feet by themselves." up?"

His voice has always been very low, even when he was angry and rambunctious, the tone of his voice had the feeling of scratching one's ears, and he rang in front of Qi Chen at such a close distance, startled Qi Chen who was making calculations in his heart, and his hairs stood on end. .

He almost blurted out a question: "Team Leader Long, do you usually speak like this when talking to Team Leader Shan Xiao and the others?"

Pooh!Well said euphemistically!

Qi Chen felt that his brain must have gotten into the water spilled from Shan Xiao's bamboo tube, and since he woke up, he hadn't said a few words in his head.

He originally thought that if Long Ya heard this, it would cause another crackling.

But Long Ya was just stunned for a moment: "Speaking to Shan Xiao and the others?"

He lowered his head and looked at his two hands propped on the side of the bed, then at Qi Chen who was surrounded by him with an unnatural expression, and twitched the corners of his mouth with a chill: "Don't be disgusting, I'm going to have nightmares at night. Yes! Did you mean it? Huh?"

But after finishing speaking, he did not continue to maintain this inappropriate posture. Instead, he retracted his hands and straightened his waist. He patted Qi Chen's head like a hand and said, "If you have time to think about these things, if you don't have them, it's better to hurry up." Put on your shoes! There are tens of thousands of broken bones waiting for you when you go back, can you take some snacks?!"

Qi Chen: "..." He suddenly couldn't understand what Uncle Long was thinking...

Do you understand this or not?

Facts have proved that the Tao is one foot tall and the devil is ten feet tall, and the mind of the old monster is as deep as the sea. Qi Chen's question, which is not even tall enough, is like throwing a pebble into the sea, without even splashing a single flower. , it sank to the bottom.

Afterwards, Longya was still "hands and feet", showing no intention of paying attention at all.

Qi Chen had no choice but to spit out a mouthful of old blood silently in his heart, drowning out the embarrassment of writhing from time to time and——

No, not as well.

I don't know how Long Ya and Shan Xiao communicated with Director Dong.

The slow middle-aged bald old man was surprisingly efficient this time. When Qi Chen and the others returned to the company, Lou Zhou's affairs had already been arranged——

In view of his attributes, Director Dong asked the personnel to assign him a position in the executive team. The famous badges were all done, and the new desk was moved into the outer office, which was very close to the colleagues under the executive team.

Personnel also thoughtfully arranged for a patient colleague who is responsible for teaching Lou Zhou how to use various modern products.

Of course, Director Dong didn't forget Qi Chen.

He thoughtfully opened a huge single room upstairs for Qi Chen, with Qi Chen's name posted on the door, as if it was going to be an exclusive studio.

When Qi Chen returned to the company, he was led to the third floor by Director Dong before he warmed up the chair in the office.

With a smile on his face, like a Maitreya Buddha with long hair, he patted Qi Chen on the shoulder and said, "Xiao Qi, I have prepared a surprise for you." After speaking, he pushed open the door of the office room, A mountain of white bones was exposed inside.

Qi Chen swallowed his old blood: "..." Director, thank you so much!

With a gloating smile on his face, Director Dong threw Qi Chen into the pile of bones, humming to himself an opera tune from a hundred years ago, walking square steps with his hands behind his back, one word at a time, toothache He seemed to be babbling back to his office.

Qi Chen stood in front of the mountain of white bones, raised his hand and slapped his face hard, and said in his heart: You're so close to your mouth!Dare to do porcelain work without diamonds!Just die!

He thinks that his studies are not bad, even if he is not the best among the graduates of the same major, at least he is definitely not a laggard. He has chosen almost all the relevant subjects in school, and there are too many and complicated things in his stomach. , not too refined, but at least it was enough before.

Except now...

If there is only one scattered skeleton, it is not difficult for him, but there are thousands of skeletons here, not to mention how many years these broken bones have stayed at the bottom of the river, how much they have been damaged, how much information has been buried by time... …Even if it is fresh bones, dragging such a large pile, mixing them together, trying to spell them out one by one is an extremely large and error-prone project.

He really didn't dare to perfunctory at Lou Zhou's eager eyes, otherwise he would be sorry for Lou Zhou, and also for these heroes who defended the territory.

Qi Chen almost covered the closest white bone with his hand under the pressure of Mount Tai.

But at the moment of the tentacle, a low and slightly hoarse voice sounded.