let go of that earth man

Dong Chan was obsessed with the ocean of data, and suddenly the ocean changed with a whistling sound, crashing into two emerald lakes, and he saw the anger, doubt, confusion, guard, and impatience brewing in it, but it still did not damage its beauty.

It's so beautiful, I really want it to be eternal, can't it be dug up and made into a specimen?

Seeing that this person has been turned around, and he still looks so stupid, he can't help but wonder if he overestimated the education level of the other party. In fact, this is Cool Yedi himself, right?

"Wow, your eyes are so beautiful." Dong Chan couldn't help herself: "Let me dig them out, please? I can make you a pair of mechanical eyeballs, which can even have night vision and heat detection. Mosquito feet can be seen clearly."

"...No!" Is this guy a snake spirit?

"That one." Dong Chan was troubled, as if she had made such a difficult decision.

"...No! I said, can you give me a dress?"

"What a pity. Clothes? I have them in the closet." Dongchan stroked her fluffy green hair, looked at the electric perm suspiciously, and asked, "Isn't it? Little curly?"

The electric hair perm replied seriously: "I'm sorry, Master, I'm an ordinary machine, so I can't answer your question."

Xiao Dian spat: "But you have already answered."

"Really!" The electric perm was shocked, and then shrank back in the corner to grow mushrooms.

As an old item in this group of appliances, it feels disgraced and miserable.

Is this kidding?right?

Xia Ming supported his forehead, and then stared at Broccoli seriously: "Your clothes are too small, I can't wear them."

Dong Chan glanced at the strong body of the other party, and nodded immediately: "I understand, but I have no money, and I can't afford new clothes. You should wrap it in a towel first, anyway, you look better without clothes."

"..."

Is this being molested?Yeah?

Xia Ming felt that his whole life's patience had been overdrawn today, and even what happened today has challenged the limits of his common sense, and he felt a sense of melancholy that his three views and moral integrity had been ruined.

"I will be cold."

"... Well, the barber shop has a lot of towels."

"..."

Because the master was too cute, and the subject's eyes were too sharp, finally the more virtuous microwave oven finally spoke: "Although almost every piece of clothes the master wears is gorgeous, there are still a few T-shirts and boxer shorts under the closet. A hero can be found to wear."

So in the winter, a man with a huge body, wearing a tight short-sleeved T-shirt, cool checkered boxer pants, and the flip-flops left by Li Mengzhu, sat in the hair salon street like a strange flower. In Matt's barber shop, he was still wearing a bath towel to keep warm.

In this embarrassing state, Xia Ming stared at Dong Chan with big eyes and small eyes, a pair of ADHD eyes that were as sharp as blades, and the eyeballs kept turning as if they didn't know to stop and rest for a while.

"Wow, the eight-pack abs are showing, you look so good in this dress." Dong Chan sincerely praised, and praised without hesitation: "Your body is very beautiful, if you are not afraid of the cold, it is really great to be naked, especially Lying naked on the lab bench, wow! I could barely hold my dissection tools."

"..." Xia Ming had a strong tendency to hold his forehead, and he made a stop gesture to tell the other party to shut up.

After so many times, Xia Ming has learned that Dong Chan is unreliable, so he stopped trying to speculate on the other party, and decided to have a conversation in a simple and rude way.

"Explain why I'm here, what's going on with these talking ones?"

Dong Chan habitually scratched the explosive head, looked at the electrical appliances, put her hands on her knees, and focused her dark eyes on the sharp eyes, and said in a sonorous tone: "I found it in the garbage dump." you."

"That's right, Master is your savior." The perm said, "You can give me your body."

"..." The person who was picked up from the garbage dump was very upset. Can a physical promise be used in the state of a man and another man? !

"Then I want to use you as an experiment." Dongchan continued.

"Experiment?" The sharp eyes narrowed, looking carefully, there seemed to be blood flashing inside.

"Master Yin, you don't have to be so honest." Xiao Dian wailed.

Dong Chan touched Xiao Dian, he felt that with the IQ of the man in front of him, it would be so easy to deceive him, he might as well be honest.

"But they all said that they can't do this, so I said to save you, and take some blood samples and hair dander as a reward for saving you." Dong Chan's face was full of "I'm fair" serious: "Now You wake up, we can talk about working together."

"Cooperation?" Xia Ming laughed angrily, "Let's hear it."

The electrical appliances sensed each other's malice, and they all entered a state of alert. Xia Ming also focused on the electrical appliances, but Dong Chan touched the electrical appliances: "Don't, he is very dangerous, let me talk to him."

"...Do you think I'm dangerous? Why?" Xia Ming's killing intent towards Dong Chan has already reached a certain intermediary, and if the next sentence doesn't satisfy him, he will kill him immediately.

"Because you have energy fluctuations on your body that I can't see through. I have analyzed and compared them. This mysterious energy fluctuation does not belong to the earth's matter. Well...you have matter from extraterrestrials on your body. Unknown things are the most dangerous Yes, so, I really, really want to continue studying you." Dongchan's eyes lit up, her upper body leaned forward slightly, and she couldn't wait to lobby: "I will heal your injury, I injected awakening into you before. Potion, that is another alien medicine, it works on you, and the effect is very good. Except for me, no one can make you absorb and use it better. I can guarantee that your strength will be greatly improved, how about it? Let's cooperate."

"..."

The words of Broccoli Head really made Xia Ming's killing intent suddenly decrease, because the amount of information brought to him in this passage was really not ordinary.

First of all, the IQ of the broccoli in front of him is definitely higher than that of any researcher in their base. All the strange electrical appliances in the room can prove this. At least there is no such human-born artificial intelligence in the base.

Secondly, Broccoli is not an Earthling, and knows extraterrestrial intelligence that they do not know.

In the end, the alien broccoli injected him with a damned alien substance, which is said to be a good thing, but the real effect is unknown.

From this, Xia Ming knew that he could not touch this broccoli easily, at least until he found out the identity of the other party and what was going on with the medicine in his body, he could not act rashly.

After thinking about it, Xia Ming immediately had an idea. With a calm personality, he didn't show any emotion on his face, and he responded quite calmly at this time: "Cooperation is fine, but you can't restrict my freedom. The situation must be kept confidential, and you must obtain my consent before collecting samples. Also, I may not answer all the questions you ask me. As for the cooperation time... How long will it take for me to receive treatment?"

"Estimated half a year, three hours a day."

"Well, then for half a year, if you dissatisfy me or have any bad intentions, I will let you see what the dangerous secret is."

It was originally a sentence to threaten the other party, but the green eyes of the broccoli head looked ready to try, Xia Ming suddenly slapped the veins on his forehead, knocked down the small counter next to him, and warned: "No! Deliberately pick things up for the sake of secrets!"

"Cut." Dongchan curled her lips, turned around and picked up the experiment report, muttering in her mouth: "If you don't allow it, you can't, stingy, I'm hungry, let's talk about it after reading the report."

"..." Xia Ming really wanted to smash the broccoli on the head with a popcorn, and the air was blowing from the gap between his teeth: "Food and new clothes, get them here."

Dong Chan let out a long sigh and put down a thick stack of reports, eyes full of helplessness, looking at Xia Ming as if looking at a skinny child begging for candy, and said tolerantly: "Okay, you are my experimental subject, I should be in charge of your life , I'll find a way. I'll go out, don't bully the electrical appliances."

Why do you want to knock it on the head? !Xia Ming resisted the urge to tap Dongchan's head with his itchy knuckles, and took a deep breath: "I don't know your name yet, my name is Xia Ming, Xia in summer, the song of cicadas."

"Oh, my name is Dong Chan, the winter of winter, the cicada of Ming Chan."

……

"Boss, I checked the compatibility of your names, and the matching degree is 222%, you guys should be a base." Xiao Dian said excitedly, it has already become a rotten electricity after being on the Internet.

"No, I don't agree, sadomasochism or something, scumbags or something, you can say nothing." The microwave oven stood in front of the owner like a hen protecting its cubs.

"Hey, the master is so pitiful. If this scum dares to bully the master, let's hide his sliced ​​snow and study it slowly."

Dong Chan hadn't reacted much before, but Xiao Bingshuang got to the point, his eyes lit up, and he urged Xia Ming: "Don't bully me carelessly!"

Xia Ming finally couldn't help but burst out: "Be normal, do you really think you can slice me up for research?"

Dong Chan touched his head and sighed, regretting: "Yes, it should have been sliced ​​when I just picked it up."

……

In this way, in exchange for the result of being knocked on the other side of the skull, Dong Chan covered his head with his hands and went out to find food and clothes. He didn't know that when he went out with his front foot, a certain experimental subject turned off the switch with his back foot and went out quietly... Although he Walking on the street in winter in this fashionable and over-the-top dress, I am completely sorry for the word 'quietly'.

Dongchan only knew Liu Beitai, and he was the only one he could find, but he had already asked for help once, and he couldn't go to meet him empty-handed, so he took a slightly modified one from the barber shop, which Dongchan had worn before, from a small shop in the night market. I bought a rough skull necklace with silver lacquer, and went to the canteen to make a phone call with my last dollar.

Liu Beitai's voice through the phone line was very tired. When he came to the appointed place with food and clothes, the shadows under his eyes also truly reflected the fatigue of the other party.

"What's wrong with you?" Dong Chan asked with concern: "Is your kidney deficient? Even if you are awakened by attributes, you can't go too far. Indulging in sex will hurt your body."

"..." Liu Beitai felt that he hadn't seen it for a few days, and the broccoli seemed to be even more abnormal. He rubbed his dry eyes and sighed: "No, I've been busy with work recently. Look at you, let me bring two servings of food. Two clothes, why is that?"