let go of that earth man

At two o'clock in the morning, Dongchan didn't understand why he chatted with a strange and slovenly man sitting in a flower bed on the street. Later, he thought, let's take it as an initial contact with people on Earth, and it can be recorded in the record for future research use.

It wasn't until she got close that Dong Chan smelled the alcohol on the other party's body, and realized that the other party was drunk. Drunk people are the easiest to tell the truth. Dong Chan felt that her curiosity would definitely be greatly satisfied.

Sure enough, the bearded man revealed his private affairs like peas.

He said that his goddess hooked up with his boss to be a mistress, and after she became pregnant, she actually lied to him to be a spare tire. He was kept in the dark about being a father, and was overjoyed to run around for the wedding banquet. How could he have been told the truth by his friends last week? He has been drunk and dreamed to this day.

"Little brother, I can't stop drinking. If this little wine didn't make me drunk, I'm afraid I'd kill her with a knife."

After finishing speaking, the bearded man planted Erwotou in his mouth again, gulped it down, smashed the wine bottle, beat his chest, and roared in one go.

Clang——

"Woo!!! What should I do with you! What should I do with you! What should I do with you..."

When Dong Chan heard his words, surprise flashed in his eyes, and he couldn't wait to answer: "You annoying little fairy."

"Ugh!" The drunken man choked, staring at the anthropomorphic broccoli with bewildered eyes, his eyes almost came out of the window.

After being hit by abnormal language, people on earth will have an adverse reaction of astonishment, showing that there is no foreign object in the throat but they can choke... Dongchan carefully remembered this feature, cleared his throat, and combined with the knowledge Xiaodian told him, Seriously make suggestions: "In general, if you want to regain your confidence, you have to clean yourself up first."

"..." Am I not human now?

"Find another girlfriend who is more goddess than goddess."

"..." Is the girlfriend you can find if you want?What about the goddess?Goddesses have become street goods?

"Then shake it in front of her to show off your affection, making her envious and jealous."

"..." Have you watched too many soap operas?

Dong Chan has been paying attention to the reactions of the people on Earth, and now knows that the other party doesn't like this suggestion, so he changed it: "Either you pretend to be dead, sick, or terminally ill, maybe your goddess will realize it and throw herself into your arms again." .”

"..." Changed to a Korean drama?

Dongchan saw that this was not enough, and changed another one: "Well, you can also find a boyfriend and tell your goddess that you are actually gay, but you used her as a shield to avoid the condemnation of the world."

"...I'm so tired, I feel like I won't love you anymore." Liu Beitai got up and patted his trousers, and patted Broccoli's anthropomorphic shoulder expressionlessly, and said sincerely, "Thank you, buddy, I know what to do, 88"

【Ding--】

Name: Liu Beitai

Race: Earthlings, Asians

Last name: male

Attribute: unawakened subject

Occupation: Spare tire

Hobbies: Pursuing Goddesses

Age: 28 years of masturbation

Intimacy: Not only does this kid have a twitchy hairstyle, but his brain is also a little twitchy, which is pitiful. Status: Tired, I don’t want to eat broccoli recently

The other party left Dong Chan a card very interestingly, and then left him a back view of the vicissitudes of life that was fading away in the night, until the other party disappeared at the corner of the street. Dong Chan stroked his chin in confusion, thinking: You are not subject to the attribute. Haven't woken up yet?

Looking down at the card, he already knew the name, but didn't write the age, and he wasn't too curious about the email address and contact number. Occupation... Chef?

Is there a fault in the ability?Isn't Liu Beitai's career a spare tire?

With doubts about Liu Beitai's true occupation, Dongchan went home to sleep. Even though it was almost dawn, he felt sleepy. He deeply realized the disadvantages of backward technology. Lie down and wake up in 10 minutes.

Dong Chan secretly plans to make a sleeping cabin as soon as possible, otherwise the time will be wasted on sleeping.

After thinking about it, Dong Chan yawned and went back to sleep. The next day, he asked Xiao Dian to collect knowledge on washing, cutting and blowing for learning, especially the Sha Matt style that the original owner loved. After a little research, he opened the shop. .

On the first day, zero turnover; on the second day, zero turnover; on the third day...

After five consecutive days, drinking northwest wind every day, the 200 yuan has bottomed out. Dongchan has used up all the waste in the house this week. The machines have improved a few levels, and their intelligence has become more and more perfect.

Li Meng came to sleep for three days, and began to disappear on the fourth day. Finally, Dongchan received a call for help, saying that his sister had been taken to serve in the army. Dongchan spread her hands and expressed helplessness.

Now Dongchan looks at the two dollars in his hand and thinks that this is not the way to go. I asked the electrical appliances in the house, and they all said that this kind of situation is very common, because no one nearby dares to come here to wash, cut and blow, let alone the recent "master 'I changed to a more terrifying hairstyle (broccoli head), and it is even more unlikely that anyone would dare to challenge the limit of washing, cutting and blowing.

What's more, the location of the barber shop is really poor, surrounded by prostitution organizations, it is rare to see people during the day, but at night, you can hear the singing of Yingying and swallows, the short skirts and shorts are shining brightly, and the white flesh is full of eyes. It made Dong Chan think that he had entered some slaughterhouse.

Those who accidentally broke into the store in the past few days were all prostitutes, and they were immediately scared away by the broccoli head that Dong Chan frightened into heaven (?), so Dong Chan reported the crime to the big head photo of the owner who killed Matt. , Simply close the door to conduct research.

Quietly, a small barber shop that surpasses the modern technology of human beings is hidden in the dark corner of the lower society, which deeply interprets the deep meaning of a big hidden in the city.

However, no matter how advanced the machine is, they dare not sell it, and Dongchan still has to worry about his stomach.

The hair perm consoled with empathy: "Master~Master~Don'tbeafraid~Don'tbeafraid. Master always has a few days every month, and when he disappears, he will have money."

Dong Chan was even more worried. He didn't know where the original shop owner went or where he got the money for those few days every month.

On the sixth day, the instant noodles bought for two yuan were finished. Although Dongchan stayed at his uncle's house when he was in the Federation, his uncle was only willing to buy him the cheapest nutritional supplements, but he was still full, so Dongchan actually couldn't survive the hunger , When you are hungry, you want to eat, and if you want to eat, you have to find a way, so he took out the spare tire boy's card, made a call, and got a meal.

Liu Beitai received a call from Broccoli, paid for a meal, and received a message...Broccoli's name——Dongchan.

Why is the name quite literary, but the appearance is Shamat style?Liu Beitai deeply felt that he was really old and could not understand the thoughts of young people at all.

Liu Beitai hung up the phone, looked at the steaming food that had just been prepared on the table, and resignedly took out the food box to hold the food.

He just put the lid on the box, and the bathroom door opened, and the roommate who came out wiping his wet hair saw this, the smile on his face froze instantly, his face as deep as ice almost didn't condense into frost, he didn't hide the gnashing of teeth in his voice: " Are you still going to deliver food to that bitch?"

"No, this time it's a man."

"...Where did the wild man come from?!" The towel in the roommate's hand was almost torn in two, and it was stretched in the veined hands, and the crackling sound of the fabric could be heard, which showed that it had not lived long. .

Although Liu Beitai looked like a bear, he packed the food box in a shopping bag very virtuously, and also prepared tissues and tableware. He didn't have any doubts about his roommate's reaction. Instead, he mentioned the person who was going to deliver the meal. Enthusiasm is like a volcanic eruption: "Oh, that little brother is so weird, Shamate, you know? He made a broccoli head that is rougher than Yue X Tiantuan. It's green and very eye-friendly...Let's talk, special It’s not like the people on Earth (truth), the entire Martian colony. But when I was saddest, if he didn’t come out to disrupt the situation, I couldn’t get through it, so in the end, I owe him a favor, and he can’t eat now , I’ll ask him to give him a rub.”

When the roommate heard this, he deeply doubted whether there is such a cheating person in the world?So the towel dropped: "I'll go with you."

Liu Beitai looked gossipy and actively mobilized his friends: "Okay, let's go together. Although the little brother is weird, he is also quite interesting. Anyway, the captain has not returned from the mission, and we will not be summoned for the time being."

The more refined roommate buttoned up his shirt and put on his glasses, instantly bursting with artistic atmosphere.

Liu Beitai once again expressed emotion at the inconsistency of his roommate: "It's really a beast in clothes."

"..." Sooner or later, the beast will kill you.

In other words, Liu Beitai was wearing an old-fashioned vest and boxer shorts, flip flops, stubble on his face and a cigarette in his mouth. He looked like a hooligan. He walked with a man in a elegant white shirt, cologne and fresh glasses, and he was better than Bush and Osama bin Laden. Walking hand in hand on the street is even more disharmonious.

The two came to the agreed small park with the food box. There were couples in the small park, and some blushing and heartbeating sounds could be heard from the bushes from time to time. Liu Beitai's rough nerves directly ignored the ambiguous atmosphere around him, but the comrades in the room had already Frequently set your sights on someone.

It's just that even if he saw his eyes cramping, he couldn't get any response, so he finally rolled his eyes and calmed down.

Finally, when they came to the fountain in the center of the park, they saw a group of green shadows standing beside the flower bed. They focused on looking inside and listened carefully to the sound coming from there, which was particularly impure.

Liu Beitai felt embarrassed that his own child had grown up, but his roommate comrade had bruised veins on his forehead, wishing he could greet this brat's head with a burst of millet.

"Hey, Dongchan, what are you doing?" Liu Beitai finally couldn't help but greeted in a low voice.

Dong Chan was observing what was happening in the grass with a serious and scientific gaze. Hearing the words, she straightened up and walked towards Liu Beitai. The leisurely walk in the courtyard, the unblushing and breathing, and the calm demeanor reminded the two of them in unison. In a word: This is really shameless against the city wall, and the soul is light.

"I'm researching the difference between the sex of the Earth people and the Alliance people. It seems that there is no difference."

"..." This reason is too out of tune, the soul is light!

At this time, Dong Chan had already discovered the roommate, who seemed to be Liu Beitai's friend, so he analyzed it unconsciously.

Name: Fang Tang

Race: Earthlings, Asians

Last name: male

Attribute: black belly attack

Occupation: Chastity Guard

Hobbies: Conquering dull feelings

Age: 30 years old and still have a crush ╮(▽)╭ I don’t explain the bad taste ~ Intimacy: Why do I always meet some fakes? !Helpless~~

Status: Feeling malice from the universe.

Dongchan chewed on Fang Tang's attributes with great interest, and felt that she had benefited a lot. It turns out that chastity guards are also a profession, which is amazing.