let go of that earth man

Honeymoon with a spare tire? !

"I don't agree! Except me, you don't want to touch anyone." Xia Minghu jumped up and said tyrannically: "You are full too, I'll go pack your things and set off right away."

The three pairs of eyes watched Xia Ming disappear with the sound of BIU, and then reappeared with the sound of BIU ten seconds later. His hands were still empty, and his expression did not change. He said to Dongchan, "Let's go, let's go to the beach."

"How to get there?" Seeing Xia Ming's unprepared appearance, Dong Chan was quite worried: "Will the BIU be washed away by the waves? If it is washed away, I may drown or die from hypothermia. , it is more likely to be eaten by sea creatures... How about I install a GPS for you now, it is very simple and painless, and the BIU will be stuffed into your brain with a single sound."

"Put it in your head" sounds so unreasonable, my dear... The three people present expressed that they are incapable of accepting it. You must know that you think about BIU in your brain, and you can BIU if you think about BIU.

The corners of Xia Ming's eyes twitched, Yang Yang had two plane tickets in his hand, and stretched out his other hand: "Come on, let's go by plane, I've already packed your things."

Hearing this, Dong Chan lowered her eyes and looked at the palm spread in front of her: "Your life pattern is very long, but your career line is not very good, but the relatives of the lone star of the evil spirit have improved a bit. Judging from your palm prints, you will have a bright future." Children."

囧... Are you really an alien?Isn't palmistry the ancient oriental mystical metaphysics?

The three who were powerless to complain stared at Dong Chan, who sighed softly: "I'm just curious, I just read a little, well, I didn't say anything."

So he stretched out his hand, and it was held by Xia Ming in a daze, and he said: "Well, I knew it would be this kind of reaction. I have studied human body language and psychology. In fact, if you just now I will give you a spoon, and you will hold it, but according to your personality, you should throw it on the ground next, and then you will curse."

There was a moment of silence in the room, followed by the sound of BIU, and the two disappeared at the same time, while Yu Ren and Liu Fengchi kept twitching the corners of their mouths, and then they came back again with the sound of BIU.

Dong Chan trotted over and hung a delicate shell tribute chain around Yu Ren's neck. With a beep, the necklace stuck to her neck and locked it tightly.

Liu Fengchi had already wrapped the person into his arms nervously to observe the necklace, and asked Dongchan in a bad tone: "What are you doing?!"

Dong Chan explained gently: "I didn't do anything, don't do it, you will explode if you forcefully remove it."

"..."

Is this called doing nothing?

Yu Ren fried hair: "Hey! Do you want to blow me up?!"

"So I told you not to take it off." Dong Chan was about to explain, but Liu Fengchi was about to reach out and grab him, Xia Ming moved to protect him, and he quickly explained: "Hey, it was the collar that blew itself up, not you, You won't be killed."

Yuren was depressed: "Is there any difference? It's around my neck!"

"There's a big difference." Dongchan patiently explained: "This necklace is an important tool to monitor and adjust your body. In case of any bad situation or fatal danger to your body, it will send out an alarm, and you can Contact me to solve it. After all, you don’t have a doctor by your side when I’m away. In addition, because it is related to your body data, it must not be stolen by outsiders, so I set it up. In case it is forcibly taken, it will be Self-destruction, self-destruction is aimed at yourself, at most it will burn your epidermis, and it will be fine with some hot ointment.”

Listen, it doesn't seem to be a bad thing, so the two relax.

Dong Chan smiled slightly, and said to Yuren: "At critical moments, it also has the ability to attack once, um, and protect itself once. After triggering, there will be no next time, so you'd better contact me immediately, and then I will I can give you a new one."

Yu Ren suddenly felt very touched, and was about to hug the lovely white cotton flowers, but Dongming reached out his hand at the speed of light, and with a sound of BIU, Yu Ren was thrown away.

This is not just a vinegar jar, is it?They are all acetic acid workshops, my dear.

After 5 minutes, the two people who stayed in place slowly met their eyes.

Yu Ren rubbed the corners of his mouth, and sighed softly: "I'm a little worried about them. They helped me investigate those women. They are really cruel."

Liu Fengchi reached out and ran his lover's hair, comforting: "Don't worry, they will come to me if they have something to do, and Xia Ming is stronger than you think... Dong Chan is so lively, they will be fine. What's more, Xia Ming is in Yinwen. If there are people above, if he wants to have an accident, it depends on whether the people above will allow it."

Yuren thought about Xia Ming's reputation, although he was disillusioned after the real contact, but he couldn't deny his ferocious nature, so his expression eased: "Yes, I should believe that their existence is to harm more people, Rather than being cannon fodder to set off others. By the way, Dong Chan is gone, let's go to his laboratory to explore, it will be very interesting, and find the robots to play mahjong."

"..." Liu Fengchi felt that the mermaid looking for a robot to play mahjong is not an ordinary two. Your motherboards are of different models, dear.He bit the bullet and persuaded: "You don't have much savings."

The machines have super-high civilized brains. Although they are from Makeinearth, they can't stand the level of the creator. This mermaid has lost countless times at the mahjong table, and he still can't learn well.

"Hey, isn't there still you?" Yu Ren didn't take it seriously, and happily ran towards the elevator.

Isn't there you?Isn't there you?Hmm, that sounds really pleasing to the ear.

So Liu Fengchi was persuaded, and they went down together, but when the elevator door opened, they only saw an empty basement that echoed.

"..." Yuren came back to his senses and exclaimed: "Oh shit, he moved the whole laboratory away, fuck, fuck, Liu Fengchi, tell me, is his space very big? Come on, come on, I'm really upset, what should I do if I really want to catch them back?!"

Liu Fengchi was also very speechless, ordinary people should not leave even a single screw left after cleaning, right?

But, Xia Ming is not an ordinary person, he is a boy like wind.

Crazy male papers are now carrying black cotton into the waiting hall and preparing to board the plane. Compared with the passengers with large bags and small bags, they look really empty-handed. No matter how little luggage is, they will at least bring a PAD when they wait for the plane. Bring a mobile phone, a book or something to pass the time?But they don't.

But after a while, they were no longer curious about these two strange flowers, because it was said that even more strange incidents happened in the waiting room. My wife fell down and was about to give birth prematurely, and there was a lawyer on the spot who said he would be suing for a fraudulent marriage case.

Such gossip instantly became a hot topic of discussion among the public, and all kinds of remarks that homosexuals should be burned to death were made.

After all, homosexuality is not yet mainstream, and the voices of support are not strong, and the voices of crusade are definitely going to break the sky.

Xia Ming felt uncomfortable listening - what happened to homosexuality?I'm fucked, am I still keeping galactic peace?There is a kind of shut up and fight some evil aliens.

Of course, he was more worried about Dongchan than fighting back, afraid that Dongchan would get hurt.

So after careful consideration, he decided to comfort the other party: "Actually, there is nothing wrong with being gay. There are a few tomboys in my subordinates. You are much cuter than the good guys. If you want me to say who married them, it's better to be gay." easy."

Hearing this, a few young people next to me who organized a trip together during the holidays couldn't help but look sideways, and slandered: Which is the second lack, is this the way to coax a boyfriend?

At the moment, the young people were all ready to hear that slap, so excited.

Seeing the gentle man raised his head, his expression was serious and serious, so solemn that he could not be played with: "Well, I have studied that one of the main reasons why people on earth reject homosexuality is because same-sex people cannot reproduce, so to solve the problem fundamentally, we must Boys and girls must be made more than a dream."

A bunch of embarrassing faces appeared in the waiting hall, followed by various whispers to discuss "Shenjingbing", and some cute girls discussed encountering Xipi, Xiao Gong, Xiao Beast, etc. in a cute tone. This kind of dialogue is better than alien language. more profound.

Xia Ming heard a deeper meaning than these mortals: "What do you want to do?"

Dong Chan's eyes lit up: "If I allow men all over the world to have the ability to have children, will they thank me?"

……

Yes, they will thank your whole family.

What's more, from this generation to the last eighteen generations, it is commonly known as thank you a family tree.

Xia Ming supported his forehead, unable to complain: "I'll talk about this later, let's board the plane first."

This said, sure enough, the boarding reminder has been repeated many times, but here is too focused on all kinds of gossip, so that I almost missed the boarding.

Xia Hao has plenty of money. When he bought the plane ticket, another wad of cash smashed the conductor's three views. Now, of course, he is sitting in first class.

Sitting in a comfortable armchair, Xia Hao didn’t enter the VIP lounge for the Nth review because he didn’t like restraint. If he knew it, he would have gone to the VIP lounge. It doesn’t matter if the person next to him is noisy or embarrassing, he is an upstart Is it worth less?

In the first-class warehouse, there are fewer gossips, and the mobs are more focused on their own entertainment.

Dong Chan also wanted to take the opportunity to study the plane, but Xia Ming wouldn't let him go. After all, flying at such a high altitude, if the plane crashes, the two of them can still teleport without fear of death, but they are afraid of killing innocent people on this plane.

Even though Dongchan has repeatedly emphasized that the process will be safe and has no side effects, Xia Ming just doesn't let go, and when she gets off the plane, Dongchan is reluctant to let go, like a love saint who has been beaten by a mandarin duck.

So Xia Hao patted his chest and said, "If you want to study airplanes, I will charter one for you to study on the return trip."