let go of that earth man
Chapter 28 Throw Down or Fly?
If Xiao Dian was a living creature, he would probably be scared to pee by the owner, but fortunately he is not a living creature, so he only spit out a puddle of ochre-colored engine oil.
"Master, why do you want to ask the detailed information about the sex of Earthling Zero?!" Xiaodian roared, and with the help of its rich network resources, it called out the style of Ma Jiaozhu at this moment: "No, master!! You want Chenggong, it’s time to attack! I’ll find you the No. [-] information! From now on, if you stab the world, the world will become an attack.”
Compared with the hysterical Xiao Dian, Dong Chan is calm and calm: "But my decoration does not have the offensive attribute, and the situation you described is impossible to become a reality."
"Master! So you are Dongfang Bubai?!" Xiao Dian was heartbroken, and he couldn't bear the suffering of his master, so he suggested: "Why don't you get yourself a machine."
"..." For the first time, Dongchan realized that her electrical appliances are actually very talented, but unfortunately, machinery and the like are no match for the irreversible receptivity in the Omega gene, let alone the pleasure of attacking, let alone the desire to attack Thinking about it, it can even be said that it is not sexually interesting.
Omega installs a machine as an attack?That is masochistic.
"Give me a copy of the data that I deserve."
Seeing that the owner insisted on going his own way, Xiaofeng let down a puddle of sad engine oil, and felt disheartened: "Okay, I will give you all, the best subject information encyclopedia, there is always one that suits you."
So the electrical appliances, with the mood of marrying their daughter, watched Dongchan leave while wiping off the engine oil overflowing from the corners of their eyes, talking in various ways. Although I knew he would have this day, it was still very uncomfortable. ''Relax, the master will get married sooner or later. ''That scoundrel Xia Ming must have abducted the Master! ''Hey, the men who look good these days are all gay, can I only be a leftover woman in my life? ''Tsk, Xiaobing, even if there are men who are not gay, you have no chance. ''Shall I cook red bean rice today? '
In the end, of course, the microwave oven did not cook the red bean rice, because when Xia Ming returned to the villa with a bruised nose and a swollen face, he carried a super-luxury food box in his pocket, which was a five-star luxury Chinese food box made by Liu Beitai himself. The taste is naturally much better than those made by microwave ovens... although it is a highly intelligent microwave oven.
It's just that the atmosphere at the dinner table this time was not at all harmonious because of the delicious food. The mutated earthlings with bruised noses and black faces, the absent-minded and cute Federation people, the red-eyed fried-haired mixed-race mermaids, and the bitch dogs A Kryptonian hybrid with a stinky face and dark circles.
This kind of ferocity is like a big gangster dinner, and the electrical appliances can't bear to look directly at it.
After the meal, Liu Fengchi said to Xia Ming very calmly: "Choose a place, we must fight."
Xia Ming happened to be in a depressed mood. With a handsome face full of scars and still showing charm, he gritted his teeth and said, "Don't choose, go to my space."
"Space?" Liu Fengchi raised his eyebrows.
"Yes, my space." After Xia Ming said, he quickly reached out and grabbed Liu Fengchi, and BIU disappeared with a sound.
Yuren and Dongchan were left staring blankly at the same place, they both wanted to know what was going on with the space, and also wanted to watch the battle between the two.
Of course, Yu Ren was upset because of the tear gas bomb at noon, and wanted to see Xia Ming get beaten, while Dong Chan wanted the battle data of the two.
and also……
"Space? I really want to see it. Why didn't Xia Ming take me in?" Dong Chan murmured and scratched his forehead. Finally, he decided not to stay where he was, and went back to the master bedroom to take a bath and study Earth Zero before going to bed. Knowledge.
Yu Ren snorted coldly, rubbed his eye sockets which were red and a little bit sore from the tear gas spray, he curled his lips and went back to sleep.
The appliances that were left in the restaurant wiped their tears one after another, Xiao Gong eloped with another Gong, but the two were left alone and sleepless. There is no sadder story than this.
As for how Xia Ming and Liu Fengchi fought in the space, and how they turned the world upside down, I won't go into details here. Anyway, when the two of them came out, they were both painted, and they seemed to be equally effective in combat.
At this point, Liu Fengchi's resentment towards the tear gas bomb in the afternoon faded a lot, and he also felt a faint sense of sympathy for Xia Ming, so he touched the corner of his cracked mouth and tried to calm down: "You are good at skills, who injured you before?" Yours? It seems that Yinwen is not easy at all."
"I got hurt because of a jerk." Xia Ming shook his sore arm, he had to admit that punching is indeed a shortcut for men to make friends, look, after this fight, he admitted that Liu Fengchi is qualified Friends...Of course, Sha Hangzhou's pervert can't become friends no matter how many fists he uses.
"By the way, in your space... you shouldn't have done it, right?"
"... I inherited the space. It was made by the previous owner." At this point, Xia Ming didn't want to continue the topic of the space. He turned and walked upstairs, and promised: "Go back to sleep, I won't sleep in the future." I won’t bother you again, I won’t knock on the door, and I won’t throw things into your room again, don’t worry.”
Thinking of the various ammunition piled up in Xia Ming's space, Liu Fengchi couldn't help but feel his scalp tingling. Even if he had a powerful steel body, he would have to peel off a layer of skin after going through the indiscriminate bombing.
After weighing the stakes, the Kryptonians decided to bribe Xia Ming with intelligence: "Dong Chan was hiding in the room at noon to watch the GV, I think you should pay attention to what he wants to do."
Xia Ming stopped, turned around and frowned with doubts: "GV? What is it?"
"..." Liu Fengchi resisted the urge to hold his forehead, and found that the iron man in front of him was unexpectedly pure and the contrast was not cute at all. After asking the sky for three seconds, he explained bluntly: "It's just two men taking off their clothes and performing Love action film."
No matter how innocent he is, he is still from Earth. Can Xia Ming not understand when he hears this?Immediately, his complexion changed, and he could no longer bear to go back to the room step by step, but BIU went back to the room with a sound, only to see Dongchan lying on the bed in a robe, with the hem of the clothes up to the heels of his legs, and Dong Chan The PAD was still playing all kinds of ah ah ah, Xia Ming suddenly became restless.
"How dare you peek at other men's bodies!" Xia Ming yelled and picked up the PAD, the muscles in his arms tensed, and the PAD was instantly snapped into two halves, but the stingy man with a complicated mood didn't seem to let go of his hatred, he was like a trapped beast He walked around the bed a few times, and finally locked his eyes on the defenseless sleeping alien. He was grinding his back molars and thinking about how to deal with this damn thing, and he teased his rational mind several times. The bottom line is the hateful black heart cotton.
The little devil and little angel in Xia Ming's heart popped out from both shoulders with a bang, the little devil said with a wry smile, "Drop him, throw him, throw him down", the little angel looked miserable, "Don't do this, you Will regret it, he will hate you'.
There was a disagreement, and the little devil and the little angel threw themselves together and beat the dust billowingly.
In the end, the little devil slapped the little angel out 36000 degrees, splashing blood and flying away, like a deflated balloon, leaving only a star in the sky.
After the little devil won, he pulled Xia Ming's earlobe and poked his head into his ear and shouted: "Regret your sister, you'd be stupid if you don't eat the fat in your mouth. This is the other party's expectation, isn't it?"Look, he's hungry for an action movie, help him, throw him down!make him happy! ! !He will thank you. '
As if under the spell of the devil, and because of the imperceptible turmoil deep in his heart, Xia Ming instantly turned into a wolf and flew up.
At this time, Dongchan, whose sleeping face was more innocent than an angel, suddenly stood up, and knocked Zineda off the altar with a hammer, and knocked Xia Ming, who happened to pounce on him, into the air.
A long whistle, a red card!
There was a muffled bang, Dong Chan covered his head and looked confused, Xia Ming rolled to the corner to stand up dead in self-destruction, two tubes of bright nosebleeds blurred his handsome face.
"Huh? Did I bump into you? Sorry, I accidentally fell asleep, and I just woke up a little bit violently." Although Dong Chan's head hurts, she immediately ran to Xia who was lying on her side after recovering. Ming, after seeing the shocking blood, Dong Chan gasped, and immediately ran to get the first-aid kit.
Xia Ming kept lying on his side facing the wall and remained motionless. He was thinking about what kind of conflict he had with the God of Destiny. Otherwise, no matter how hard he tried to speak every time, he would end up blood spattering on the spot? It's sunfair!
When Dong Chan came back, he squatted down in Xia Ming's lying position, took some blood with a cotton swab in his hand and put it in a bottle, then smiled and comforted him: "This nosebleed sample is enough to come up with data, I'll stop the bleeding for you now."
Xia Ming heard the sound of his glass heart shattering, and finally BIU disappeared, leaving behind a small pool of blood.
Dong Chan stared blankly at the glaring blood, and suddenly all drowsiness disappeared, and his heart was faintly lonely because of being left behind, but he was extremely unfamiliar with this feeling, and only attributed it to entering the 'estrus period', caused by endocrine changes. abnormal reaction.
Even though he got the answer intellectually, Dongchan found that he couldn't stay calm, let alone sleep, and he couldn't even concentrate on thinking about the problem. This was really an unprecedented situation, and he couldn't help but lament that Omega's "estrus period" was terrible.
He must get rid of this as soon as possible. After all, Dongchan has never tried this kind of heart loss in his 22 years of life, and he feels strongly disturbed.
And following this momentum, Dongchan felt that he might not be able to cope with this estrus period, so he had to make preparations as much as possible, so he rummaged through the box and took out a business card, put it on the bedside table, and planned to call and make an appointment with H at noon tomorrow.
Liu Beitai is such a gentle and kind human being, he has long felt that he is suitable for going through the estrus period.
"Master, why do you want to ask the detailed information about the sex of Earthling Zero?!" Xiaodian roared, and with the help of its rich network resources, it called out the style of Ma Jiaozhu at this moment: "No, master!! You want Chenggong, it’s time to attack! I’ll find you the No. [-] information! From now on, if you stab the world, the world will become an attack.”
Compared with the hysterical Xiao Dian, Dong Chan is calm and calm: "But my decoration does not have the offensive attribute, and the situation you described is impossible to become a reality."
"Master! So you are Dongfang Bubai?!" Xiao Dian was heartbroken, and he couldn't bear the suffering of his master, so he suggested: "Why don't you get yourself a machine."
"..." For the first time, Dongchan realized that her electrical appliances are actually very talented, but unfortunately, machinery and the like are no match for the irreversible receptivity in the Omega gene, let alone the pleasure of attacking, let alone the desire to attack Thinking about it, it can even be said that it is not sexually interesting.
Omega installs a machine as an attack?That is masochistic.
"Give me a copy of the data that I deserve."
Seeing that the owner insisted on going his own way, Xiaofeng let down a puddle of sad engine oil, and felt disheartened: "Okay, I will give you all, the best subject information encyclopedia, there is always one that suits you."
So the electrical appliances, with the mood of marrying their daughter, watched Dongchan leave while wiping off the engine oil overflowing from the corners of their eyes, talking in various ways. Although I knew he would have this day, it was still very uncomfortable. ''Relax, the master will get married sooner or later. ''That scoundrel Xia Ming must have abducted the Master! ''Hey, the men who look good these days are all gay, can I only be a leftover woman in my life? ''Tsk, Xiaobing, even if there are men who are not gay, you have no chance. ''Shall I cook red bean rice today? '
In the end, of course, the microwave oven did not cook the red bean rice, because when Xia Ming returned to the villa with a bruised nose and a swollen face, he carried a super-luxury food box in his pocket, which was a five-star luxury Chinese food box made by Liu Beitai himself. The taste is naturally much better than those made by microwave ovens... although it is a highly intelligent microwave oven.
It's just that the atmosphere at the dinner table this time was not at all harmonious because of the delicious food. The mutated earthlings with bruised noses and black faces, the absent-minded and cute Federation people, the red-eyed fried-haired mixed-race mermaids, and the bitch dogs A Kryptonian hybrid with a stinky face and dark circles.
This kind of ferocity is like a big gangster dinner, and the electrical appliances can't bear to look directly at it.
After the meal, Liu Fengchi said to Xia Ming very calmly: "Choose a place, we must fight."
Xia Ming happened to be in a depressed mood. With a handsome face full of scars and still showing charm, he gritted his teeth and said, "Don't choose, go to my space."
"Space?" Liu Fengchi raised his eyebrows.
"Yes, my space." After Xia Ming said, he quickly reached out and grabbed Liu Fengchi, and BIU disappeared with a sound.
Yuren and Dongchan were left staring blankly at the same place, they both wanted to know what was going on with the space, and also wanted to watch the battle between the two.
Of course, Yu Ren was upset because of the tear gas bomb at noon, and wanted to see Xia Ming get beaten, while Dong Chan wanted the battle data of the two.
and also……
"Space? I really want to see it. Why didn't Xia Ming take me in?" Dong Chan murmured and scratched his forehead. Finally, he decided not to stay where he was, and went back to the master bedroom to take a bath and study Earth Zero before going to bed. Knowledge.
Yu Ren snorted coldly, rubbed his eye sockets which were red and a little bit sore from the tear gas spray, he curled his lips and went back to sleep.
The appliances that were left in the restaurant wiped their tears one after another, Xiao Gong eloped with another Gong, but the two were left alone and sleepless. There is no sadder story than this.
As for how Xia Ming and Liu Fengchi fought in the space, and how they turned the world upside down, I won't go into details here. Anyway, when the two of them came out, they were both painted, and they seemed to be equally effective in combat.
At this point, Liu Fengchi's resentment towards the tear gas bomb in the afternoon faded a lot, and he also felt a faint sense of sympathy for Xia Ming, so he touched the corner of his cracked mouth and tried to calm down: "You are good at skills, who injured you before?" Yours? It seems that Yinwen is not easy at all."
"I got hurt because of a jerk." Xia Ming shook his sore arm, he had to admit that punching is indeed a shortcut for men to make friends, look, after this fight, he admitted that Liu Fengchi is qualified Friends...Of course, Sha Hangzhou's pervert can't become friends no matter how many fists he uses.
"By the way, in your space... you shouldn't have done it, right?"
"... I inherited the space. It was made by the previous owner." At this point, Xia Ming didn't want to continue the topic of the space. He turned and walked upstairs, and promised: "Go back to sleep, I won't sleep in the future." I won’t bother you again, I won’t knock on the door, and I won’t throw things into your room again, don’t worry.”
Thinking of the various ammunition piled up in Xia Ming's space, Liu Fengchi couldn't help but feel his scalp tingling. Even if he had a powerful steel body, he would have to peel off a layer of skin after going through the indiscriminate bombing.
After weighing the stakes, the Kryptonians decided to bribe Xia Ming with intelligence: "Dong Chan was hiding in the room at noon to watch the GV, I think you should pay attention to what he wants to do."
Xia Ming stopped, turned around and frowned with doubts: "GV? What is it?"
"..." Liu Fengchi resisted the urge to hold his forehead, and found that the iron man in front of him was unexpectedly pure and the contrast was not cute at all. After asking the sky for three seconds, he explained bluntly: "It's just two men taking off their clothes and performing Love action film."
No matter how innocent he is, he is still from Earth. Can Xia Ming not understand when he hears this?Immediately, his complexion changed, and he could no longer bear to go back to the room step by step, but BIU went back to the room with a sound, only to see Dongchan lying on the bed in a robe, with the hem of the clothes up to the heels of his legs, and Dong Chan The PAD was still playing all kinds of ah ah ah, Xia Ming suddenly became restless.
"How dare you peek at other men's bodies!" Xia Ming yelled and picked up the PAD, the muscles in his arms tensed, and the PAD was instantly snapped into two halves, but the stingy man with a complicated mood didn't seem to let go of his hatred, he was like a trapped beast He walked around the bed a few times, and finally locked his eyes on the defenseless sleeping alien. He was grinding his back molars and thinking about how to deal with this damn thing, and he teased his rational mind several times. The bottom line is the hateful black heart cotton.
The little devil and little angel in Xia Ming's heart popped out from both shoulders with a bang, the little devil said with a wry smile, "Drop him, throw him, throw him down", the little angel looked miserable, "Don't do this, you Will regret it, he will hate you'.
There was a disagreement, and the little devil and the little angel threw themselves together and beat the dust billowingly.
In the end, the little devil slapped the little angel out 36000 degrees, splashing blood and flying away, like a deflated balloon, leaving only a star in the sky.
After the little devil won, he pulled Xia Ming's earlobe and poked his head into his ear and shouted: "Regret your sister, you'd be stupid if you don't eat the fat in your mouth. This is the other party's expectation, isn't it?"Look, he's hungry for an action movie, help him, throw him down!make him happy! ! !He will thank you. '
As if under the spell of the devil, and because of the imperceptible turmoil deep in his heart, Xia Ming instantly turned into a wolf and flew up.
At this time, Dongchan, whose sleeping face was more innocent than an angel, suddenly stood up, and knocked Zineda off the altar with a hammer, and knocked Xia Ming, who happened to pounce on him, into the air.
A long whistle, a red card!
There was a muffled bang, Dong Chan covered his head and looked confused, Xia Ming rolled to the corner to stand up dead in self-destruction, two tubes of bright nosebleeds blurred his handsome face.
"Huh? Did I bump into you? Sorry, I accidentally fell asleep, and I just woke up a little bit violently." Although Dong Chan's head hurts, she immediately ran to Xia who was lying on her side after recovering. Ming, after seeing the shocking blood, Dong Chan gasped, and immediately ran to get the first-aid kit.
Xia Ming kept lying on his side facing the wall and remained motionless. He was thinking about what kind of conflict he had with the God of Destiny. Otherwise, no matter how hard he tried to speak every time, he would end up blood spattering on the spot? It's sunfair!
When Dong Chan came back, he squatted down in Xia Ming's lying position, took some blood with a cotton swab in his hand and put it in a bottle, then smiled and comforted him: "This nosebleed sample is enough to come up with data, I'll stop the bleeding for you now."
Xia Ming heard the sound of his glass heart shattering, and finally BIU disappeared, leaving behind a small pool of blood.
Dong Chan stared blankly at the glaring blood, and suddenly all drowsiness disappeared, and his heart was faintly lonely because of being left behind, but he was extremely unfamiliar with this feeling, and only attributed it to entering the 'estrus period', caused by endocrine changes. abnormal reaction.
Even though he got the answer intellectually, Dongchan found that he couldn't stay calm, let alone sleep, and he couldn't even concentrate on thinking about the problem. This was really an unprecedented situation, and he couldn't help but lament that Omega's "estrus period" was terrible.
He must get rid of this as soon as possible. After all, Dongchan has never tried this kind of heart loss in his 22 years of life, and he feels strongly disturbed.
And following this momentum, Dongchan felt that he might not be able to cope with this estrus period, so he had to make preparations as much as possible, so he rummaged through the box and took out a business card, put it on the bedside table, and planned to call and make an appointment with H at noon tomorrow.
Liu Beitai is such a gentle and kind human being, he has long felt that he is suitable for going through the estrus period.
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