let go of that earth man

Looking for someone?Dong Chan's eyes lit up, because he knew that even Xia Ming needed help, and it would be very interesting.

Dong Chan enthusiastically took the chip and put it into the self-made reader. All the information was unfolded in a holographic mode, with dynamic display and automatic calculation of data.

Xia Ming was slightly surprised, he always felt that the combination of high technology and black heart cotton... sci-fi cotton or something, is it full of bad points?

Dongchan didn't pay attention to Xia Ming's tangled expression. He quickly browsed the information and licked his lips, excitedly saying, "Well, if you give me the sample of the detector, I can help you make a more precise and accurate detector. The price is... I have to participate in the capture mission."

"..." The corners of Xia Ming's lips twitched lightly: "It's an S-level dangerous alien creature. You'd better not touch it. If you just want to study it, I'll take whatever sample you want." Aliens are generally dead without a whole body, and it's normal to have something missing.

A certain person naturally began to think about selfish plans, because after getting along for a while, Xia Ming could probably guess what Dong Chan was up to, and he guessed right.

Xia Ming's eyes burst out with enthusiasm, and the soul of scientific research erupted: "No, only by touching the experimental body in person can the research results be sublimated. I don't need to dissect it, just take a sample, but it would be better if we can communicate, because communication is very important. It’s amazing, by communicating with the subjects, you can get more valuable data than samples.”

Xia Ming gritted his teeth: "Then what did you communicate with me?"

Dong Chan blinked her eyes, her slender fingers fluttered on the display, and the expansion pack filled the entire garage in an instant, while the gentle and harmless young man stood in the center of the data and looked around, intoxicated: "These data are very cute. Don't you? Oh, I love them."

"..." At this moment, Xia Ming's image is pale, but his words are vivid: "I want to bite them to death."

"Huh?! The data can't be eaten!" Dongchan instantly turned off the display, handed the instrument to the electrical appliances to take away, and stopped Xia Ming with her arms: "You can't do this!"

The veins on Xia Ming's forehead twitched wildly: "I want to punish you!"

Xia Ming, who (cù) respected (yì) was (dà) wounded (fā), was determined to teach Dong Chan a lesson. He reached out to catch Dong Chan and threw it on his shoulder, and Biu disappeared into the underground garage with a sound, leaving behind The electrical appliances in the next room looked at each other.

Can you save the master, Thisisaquestion!

In the end, after discussion, the electrical appliances decided to be more lenient to Xia Ming, the new landlord + self-abuse suitor, so as not to scare away the owner's peach blossom.

The ability to teleport is not absolutely successful, whether you can accurately reach the destination, you have to consider the depth of your impression of the destination.

For example, after Xia Ming seized the teleportation ability, he used it for the first time when he was extremely angry. Ming's impression of Yedi's barber shop is not clear, but the garbage dump is the place that left the deepest impression on him, so he appears in the garbage dump.

Later, it seemed that he moved to the shopping plaza and the elevator of the office building of the base, because he was deeply impressed by these places.

So why explain Xia Ming's teleportation ability so carefully?

It was to explain why Xia Ming wanted to see the stars and the moon with Dongchan, talk about poetry, songs, and life...philosophy, but it turned into rolling on a steep hillside with Dongchan in his arms, grass clippings and stones fly together.

In fact, he only came to this mountain once. At that time, he caught the disgusting perverted alien who specially deceived ignorant boys and girls to kill them here, and killed the whip corpse on the spot.When he was whipping up, he raised his head and sweated, but he was intoxicated by the beautiful scenery in front of him, and was stunned.

The night wind was blowing, insects were chirping, and the city in the distance was like a sea of ​​colorful fireflies. ... whip the corpse.

No, let's talk about the two who were rolling on the hillside, because Xia Ming was most impressed by the beautiful scenery under the hillside, so it was a tragedy.

Dongchan: "Hey hey hey~~~~~~~~~~~~"

Xia Ming: "Hmm..."

What about watching the stars and talking about life on the beautiful hillside?

So Xia Ming resolutely called BIU again, and the two on the rolling hillside disappeared again.

In the lobby of the villa, a certain male fish who was watching 'Superman Returns' after soaking in the seawater was holding the bird's nest stewed in rock sugar by his dear husband, bumped his shoulder and was peeling an apple next to him, (ˉ﹃ˉ): "Your cousin Is uncle's body really that good? Abdominal muscles~ I really want to touch it."

The fruit knife accidentally scratched the Kryptonian's finger, and the fruit knife shattered to the ground like a protagonist with a magical body protection on the sword.

Fish: ╮（╯▽╰）╭

With the sound of BIU, a pair of dogs and men hugging their chests and covered in grass and mud appeared on the tea machine.

Liu Fengchi: ...

Xia Ming: ...

Winter Cicada: Oh...

Shocked, Xia Ming immediately propped himself up and comforted softly: "This was an accident, don't be afraid, it will never happen again."

Dong Chan held Xia Ming's face in her hands, her eyes lit up, and said excitedly: "I want to improve your teleportation accuracy! I think you lack the positioning function, as long as I download the satellite map to the bio chip, and implant it into your brain, then you can be accurate to the geographic coordinates, and there will never be such deviations as today."

Xia Ming, who was poked at the temple by the slender fingers like a pianist, expressed that he was not happy at all. He stood up silently, his tall body seemed to be crushed by something, slightly bent, with a black rain cloud, dripping rain The mildew rain, wandering back to the master bedroom like a ghost.

Fish kernels: (oo;)

Liu Fengchi: ...

Dong Chan watched Xia Ming, who was shrouded in rain clouds, go away in confusion. He raised his hand and grabbed a handful of grass clippings on his head, and turned his face to meet the probing gazes of Yu Ren and Liu Fengchi as if a researcher was sizing up an experimental subject. He couldn't help being more confused, and turned his head slightly: "What's the matter with him? What's the matter with you?"

Liu Fengchi's mouth moved, thinking of someone's malicious knock on the door last night, he silently pursed his lips tightly.

Yu Ren looked troubled: "Cicada, what's the matter with you? Could it be that there is no such thing as falling in love on your original planet?"

"Ah?" Dong Chan frowned in confusion: "You mean, is Omega marked for having sex with Alpha during estrus? So Xia Ming wants to have sex with me?"

What are Omegas? What is Alpha again?

Yu Ren was even more entangled. She sympathized with Xia Ming's experience and liked to hear and see it. It was contradictory.

"That's talking about life, not love, ah, it seems that Captain Xia really offended Yue (zuo) old (zhe), sad reminder."

"Ah, are you talking about an earth-style relationship?" Dongchan thought for a while, with a weird look on her face: "Well, you mean, after two people had feelings for each other, they found out that each other was a long-lost brother and sister. If you get terminally ill, you can only be each other's angels in the end?"

"Cicada, don't watch so many kimchi dramas, it's for newspapers, it hurts me to hear it." Yu Ren stroked his forehead and sighed: "What I'm talking about is, didn't you realize that Xia Ming wanted to pursue you? ?”

Dong Chan lowered her eyes in thought, and then did not relax her brows: "No, he is punishing me."

"..."

At this moment, Yuren couldn't help looking at the sky with a sad face: Let's talk about kindergarten-style love, isn't it Waterloo?

Dong Chan didn't dwell on this issue for too long, he jumped off the coffee table and walked towards the elevator: "Well, anyway, I'm not going to fall in love, it's a waste of time, why don't we do more analysis."

As a result, Dongchan just stepped into the elevator with her front foot, and a person came out from her back foot, and she was taken away after a BIU.

"..." Liu Fengchi's lips twitched slightly: "Xia Ming has good recovery."

Yu Ren rolled his eyes: "In a way, it's also crazy and incomprehensible. The two of them are actually quite the same."

Liu Fengchi was silent for a moment, he didn't know which nerve was touched, he suddenly stretched out his hand to embrace Yuren, his lips overflowed with a satisfied sigh, his movements were gentle, as if he was holding a rare treasure in his arms.

"It's better for you. When the baby is born, go and meet my parents and uncle, okay?"

Yu Ren's relaxed body froze suddenly, the bitterness in his heart was spreading, and the shadow of his mother's postpartum death loomed over his heart, he had no choice but to remain silent.

At this time, Dong Chan, who was returned to the master bedroom by BIU, stared at Xia Ming who was on top of her with a distressed expression. For a long time, they just looked at each other without any words or movements.

Dong Chan couldn't help using his analytical ability to analyze Xia Ming's mind, but he only saw a mess of threads, which made his head, which is not good at emotional analysis, feel overheated, and his eyes were instantly mosquito-repellent.

However, if you don't understand, you have to ask something. It is definitely a truth based on science, so Dongchan asked.

"Xia Ming, do you want to have sex with me?"

The virgin Xia's deep face turned red in an instant, and he couldn't hold back anymore and pretended to be cool, he stammered back: "It's...it's not like this...who wants to have sex with you...you are so hard Not some big beauty... I, I, I just want to talk to you about... about..." love.

"What are you talking about?" Dongchan rubbed his chest, feeling that his heart was tightening just now, and he felt like he was sinking. He was thinking about doing a physical examination for himself tomorrow, not to mention what kind of discomfort the Federation people would have if they lived on the earth. Well... wow, that's awesome, I really want to get the data quickly.

"Talking about family affairs." Xia Ming gritted his teeth and made a detour, and finally straightened it out: "Yes, we have lived together for a month, and now you are still living in my house, and we will spend a long time together in the future, but we In addition to experiments, the contact between them is experiments, too monotonous, and some daily entertainment should be added."

Dong Chan directly wrinkled into a bitter face: "But, daily entertainment is a waste of time."

Xia Ming was silent, he was at a loss, he didn't know what to do, he could only use his instinct to occupy more time and space for Dong Chan, all he could think of and do was this: "I'll take you to catch aliens, you The alien prisoner of interest."

Dongchan's eyes lit up, and she smiled broadly: "Okay! Thank you, Xia Ming, you are really a good person."

Xia Ming, whose face was bloodied by the good person card again, comforted himself silently: This is good, anyway, I haven't thought about whether I really like this person, so let's bully him first.

If Yu Ren was here and heard Xia Ming's heartfelt voice, he would kill this arrogant girl... (д) Your sister, don't you like being able to cede land and pay compensation all the time?Can you get pissed off but can't even get angry?Who are you bluffing?Whose IQ are you playing with?

Therefore, aliens with negative EQ and old virgins with zero experience are wriggling on the long and endless emotional road.