let go of that earth man

Winter cicada, winter cicada...

[Mama, don't cicadas only sing in summer?Does my name mean dumb? 】

[No, the cicada stings in winter, and only in summer can it become a blockbuster. Little cicada, you have to remember what your mother said, be patient. 】

[But Ma Ma, I like winter more than summer, and melons more than cicadas, why don't you change my name to winter melons. 】

【...This has nothing to do with liking or eating, remember to be patient. 】

endure?Why?Since patience will be hurt and painful, shouldn't it be more resisting?Even if you risk your life.

It's better to die than to be forced to marry the old man.

"Hey, Johnny! Dongchan, well, Dongchan, get up quickly, the doctor said you just have a slight burn, just apply some medicine, we don't have much money, we can't afford the hospitalization fee, hurry up and go back Home."

Who is calling me... It's so noisy, let's sleep for another 5 minutes.

Finally, Dong Chan couldn't continue to stay in bed with someone screaming in his ears, he slowly opened his eyes, and looked at a colorful head, and there was a very distinctive face in the middle of this head, it should be said that this Makeup is very distinctive.

There are not only stars but also peach hearts on the cheeks, what a child's graffiti, the pen is full of innocence, unrestrained, unrestrained, unrestrained, and thunderous from the sky...especially the highlighted incomplete characters on the forehead-pointing out the essence of the makeup.

Dong Chan's staring eyes were covered with mist—alien?

"Hey hey hey! Are you going to faint again? No way! I have no money to pay for the bed!"

After a lot of tossing, Dongchan finally gave up thinking about which planet the other party was from, and then realized something was wrong.

This is not the Federation he is familiar with, why he is so sure, it is because of the outdated equipment here, and... the hospital bed is actually pushed by human hands, and it is said that there is no medical assistant robot in the place where the hospital is said to be. Operation, too backward.

He lowered his head and looked at his hands, and he was sure that it had grown on him for more than [-] years, seeing that the imprint left after the communicator was ripped off was still there.There is no lack of hands and feet, and he is not in the Federation... Where is he?Who is this strange alien?

Could it be that I was captured by aliens?But is it really possible with the culture of this planet?

Dong Chan fell into the brain again, and when he came to his senses again, he had already put on a strange set of clothes obtained by aliens running around, and was taken away from the hospital and returned home—this is like a messy little locker. Room.

"Drink some water first." Master Li Meng took a glass of water with a stained mouthwash cup and handed it to Dong Chan, thinking that the other party was stunned by the electric shock, so he didn't care, and habitually looked coolly. Lifting the bangs that covered half of his face: "Your perm machine is too old. If you don't change it if you are told to do it, it won't kill you this time, and something will happen next time. Hey! Look at your hairstyle, it's so monotonous that my brother I can’t bear to look directly at it, it’s too lacking in beauty.”

Dongchan silently looked at the face reflected in the water glass. Although it was dark and dirty, the outline was indeed his face, but the hair turned into... fluffy afro, really... Dongchan couldn't help but look carefully The fine curly hair reflected in the water... so curly, so fluffy, I really want to touch it.

"But it's not irreparable." Master Li Meng went to the store to tinker with it for a while, and then came back with a few bottles and jars in his hand: "Look, I'll re-dye it for you, so it's gorgeous."

"..."

Dong Chan was a little curious about what the alien was going to do, so she obediently let the alien spray on her head, and took the opportunity to turn her eyeballs to look around.

In the end, my eyes were attracted by the mugshots plastered on the entire wall, and I couldn't stop.

These should all belong to the same person. Although this person's image is changing, and each one makes him more uncertain about his galaxy type, but judging from the outline and figure, he is really similar to him.

After looking carefully, he finally saw a headshot with slightly less exaggerated makeup, but this level was also a headshot with bangs covering the nostrils, and the other party's crooked lips and raised middle finger could only show its dazzling beauty. The essence of being cool enough to have no friends.

Born with the taunting attribute?

Dong Chan was shocked: Could it be because of the disgusting people from the Gualala Star that eventually led to the destruction of the planet?No, he has seen the Gualala Starman Illustrated Book, which is a tentacle-type creature, and the one in the photo is a humanoid creature.

Just when Dong Chan was unrestrained, Li Mengzhu finally stopped, took a few steps back and looked at his masterpiece, his mouth was even more vocal, full of voices: "Look at brother's craftsmanship, is brother really a genius?"

Dong Chan was taken aback by the mirror that was suddenly pushed over. He stared at the green afro-haired alien in the mirror. He was surprised by the uneven coloring on each curl. He thought it should be better.

"Why, are you surprised by my art? Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend." Li Mengzhu flicked her bangs fiercely, with slender single eyelids, she still hugged her pipa to half cover her face (?).

"..."

"What? Did you get stunned by the electric shock? Don't worry, you are not smart at all, and you are not bad at all if you are stunned by electric shock." Master Li Meng comforted his buddies kindly, then picked up the suspected quilt object, and decisively occupied the bed: "Brother, first Going to sleep, playing games all night, this pair of bright eyes is also covered with dust."

It doesn't matter to Dong Chan, he slept well in the hospital, and he doesn't feel sleepy anymore, not to mention that although this person behaves strangely and looks strange, he knows that this person has no malicious intentions and is even friendly to him, so borrowing a bed is completely unacceptable question.

In fact, Dong Chan has a secret, which only his mother knows, but his mother asked him to die and not tell others, so he will reveal it to anyone until he dies... As for he has already died once, can he tell others in the future? What?He hasn't figured it out yet.

In fact, Dongchan is born with strong inspiration, can accurately sense the kindness or malice of others, and has a clearer ability to analyze dead things.

Therefore, he feels the hostility towards him from his uncle's family every day.

Dong Chan looked at the alien who had started snoring at this time, but there was an unexpected change in him. He stroked his chin with great interest and looked carefully, and finally confirmed that it was not an illusion. He could not only sense the alien's His mood changed, and he was able to analyze living things like dead things.

Right now, if you concentrate, you will be able to see the detailed information of the living creature...

Name: Li Mengzhu

Race: Earthlings, Asians

Last name: male

Attribute: subject to

Occupation: Kill Matt

Hobbies: Online games

Age: Focus on coolness for 22 years

Intimacy: buddy

Status: Zzzzzzzzz...

Earthling?by?Cool?Dong Chan discovered new things, her eyes lit up.

Dongchan saw the dark face in the mirror, reflected through the mirror, but no matter how focused he was, he couldn't see the attributes.

Is this face too dirty to recognize?Or is it because mirror reflections are outside the scope of analysis?Dong Chan felt that this was worthy of argument, so he hurried into the backward bathroom, and after groping for the method of use, he took a combat bath, waited for him to come out covered in moisture, and looked in the mirror... oh, he still couldn't see the attributes , so the mirror image cannot be analyzed?Or are you unable to analyze yourself?

Dong Chan enthusiastically cast her eyes on Li Mengzhu who was sleeping from the bed to under the bed. After thinking for a while, he moved the body mirror to the side of the bed and looked in the mirror. It's terrible...it turns out that he can't look at himself Attributes, because Li Mengzhu's attributes are clearly reflected in the mirror.

Main Meng Li: first and last name

Asian, Human Earth: Ethnicity

Male: another name

Received: sexual attribute

Tema Kill: Occupation

Youwang: love

Year 22 Cool Concentration: Age

brother: degree of intimacy

......zzzzzzzzZ: Status

Dong Chan silently sat down on the plastic stool at the base of the wall, crossed her chest and tried hard to think about why the attributes were reversed, and also thought about the reason for the evolution of abilities.

Is it because of the awakening potion?The awakening potion didn't turn him into an A, but it strengthened his abilities. Could it be that the side effect of the awakening potion could also make Omega stronger besides throwing the user to another planet?Was the Omega that blew up on drugs before thrown to another planet?Did the uncle's house blow up?

Dongchan thinks this is really a good research topic. If he has the opportunity in the future, he must apply for a special research project and analyze it carefully.

However, now he has to play the role of the original Dongchan well and figure out the status quo first.

Xiao Xiao said so, Dongchan still thought about the previous problem until noon, and then sent Li Mengzhu away with a broccoli-shaped green afro. According to the other party, this is going to the Internet cafe to conquer his online game world again.

Online games?Dong Chan knew that his cousin also had a game room, he had seen it before, but it was not his turn to play, so he secretly adjusted the data and structure of the game room to increase the efficiency of exercise for his cousin.

According to his observation and analysis, playing online games is very time-consuming and expensive, and it is very easy to affect emotions. I often see my cousin smashing all kinds of anger after digging out of the game room, pulling out his hair and shaking his head like a snake attack, Dong Chan concluded Playing online games is the answer to self-mutilation.

——Could it be that Li Mengzhu also has a tendency to self-torture?

Watching the slender figure disappear around the corner, Dongchan looked at the dirty street again, closed the store door again, and began to grope for all the items in the room, analyzing them one by one.

He first touched the blackened hair perm that was said to have electrocuted him, and immediately looked at its information: Name: Electric perm

Race: Mechanical

Gender: androgynous

Attribute: attack

Occupation: Perm machine

Hobbies: Love to perm other people's hair

Age: Focus on scrolling for 30 years

Intimacy: A loyal dog who loves Master deeply

Status: Master, the motherboard of the tile is burnt~

"……"Rubbish?recyclable trash?Is this the thing that blew me away?Well, the words used to explain the attributes seem a bit strange, is it transformed by the awakening potion?

Thinking about it, Dongchan silently disassembled the big piece of garbage, searched the house for available tools to familiarize himself with, and then silently 'repaired' the big piece of garbage.

Half an hour later, he carefully wiped the perm machine with a rag, and a brand new machine was placed in front of him, flexibly swinging the glass cover, rubbing against Dong Chan for a while, and coquettishly with a flat, waveless electronic mechanical voice: [Master~ Master～I love you like a mouse loves rice. 】Dong Chan silently held the rag, thought for a while, and nodded: "I love you too."

[Ah~ so shy. 】

"..." Dong Chan patted the glass cover and said seriously: "The love across species has no results, don't think too much."

【…】

Bullying the perm machine seems a bit fun, but Dong Chan is not addicted to it, so he ignores the speechless perm machine and turns around to explore other objects.

It is too simple to refurbish the machine. Dongchan recalled the knowledge he had learned, and really felt that this strange place was very backward. After all, if he had enough materials at hand, he could assemble a mecha independently.

It's a pity, after he observed the machines in the house, he realized that even if he actually assembled a mecha, there would be no suitable energy to support it, because it actually used electric energy, and it was only 220 volts, which was too weak.

The electric energy of this power is barely enough for a light energy gun with the lowest power to fire five times and it will short-circuit, so weak that it cannot bear to look directly at it.

Dong Chan sat in a room like a kennel, posing in the classic pose of a thinker, digesting the new things brought by another planet alone.

Then his mind jumped to plans for future survival.

First of all, he can be sure that he is no longer in the federation, because the federation is not so backward, but Dong Chan is not in a hurry, because it is not so easy for the old marshal to extend his tentacles when he is not in the federation, so he feels more about celebrating getting out of there Old pervert.

Secondly, it turned out that there was a person with the same name and surname as him in the place where he was, and he was now mistaken for this person.As for where did this person go?Would it pop up and kick him out and he'd be homeless again?Hmm...Maybe on that day, he can apply for a part-time job, so staying should not be a problem.

So he summed up the most important thing now - getting familiar with the world and figuring out how to work.

Therefore, for the time being, he should pretend to be the winter cicada of this world.