let go of that earth man

Broccoli is vegetarian, but wolves are carnivores.

So our goal is, no tooth decay! (error)

Anyway, it is a qualitative leap to make broccoli more delicious, and even change from vegetarian to meat.

Yuren has lived for 500 years. In these 500 years, he has participated in thousands of occupations, but he can name hundreds of them. Except for housekeeping, which is still a scum fighter with a combat power of -5, in fact, Yuren Possesses many job skills.

As the saying goes, I have fought wars, danced, cut clothes, and killed pigs.

Anyway, haircuts, image design, etc., can’t trouble Yu Ren at all. Can he tell you that he was a fashion designer in Milan more than 20 years ago?unable.

Mermaids are born with a special pursuit of beauty, so Yuren has never abandoned his attention to fashion and beauty. Therefore, even though he is now a small film policeman and has a boyfriend, he still maintains the high-end atmosphere of an international supermodel Upscale.

So with Yu Ren's ability, it's not a problem to turn broccoli into a gorgeous Manchu banquet, but I'm afraid it's too much.

If you want to hook up with a bad-tempered, awkward, arrogant, and hypocritical wolf, it must be a pure white lotus flower, and the beautiful peony flower cannot enter the wolf's eyes.

But, can broccoli really hold white lotus?

Yuren is confident in turning decay into miracles. After a long time, the green shiny hair was washed back to pure black, and the curly curly hair was straightened, and she was trimmed into a fresher hairstyle along the way.

Dong Chan's hair was originally soft, and he couldn't handle shorter hairstyles, so he could only choose long hairstyles. Now his black hair is more supple and submissive, and the tips of his hair lightly touched his cheeks, which felt a little itchy. He rubbed them with the back of his hand unaccustomed to it. Face.

The work was completed, but Yu Ren felt that something was wrong. Dongchan originally had a handsome face, and suddenly a cute and infinite attribute shined brightly, like a white cotton that makes people want to pinch again after pinching , it has nothing to do with the white lotus except that it is also white, right?

Yu Ren's left eye twitched, always feeling ominous, he didn't understand why he wished to turn the other party into a white lotus, but instead produced a white cotton flower, which completely violated the law of conservation of matter!

But Yu Ren forgot, is there any conservation when the broccoli turns white and the lotus?

Anyway, he was dissatisfied. He was very dissatisfied when he looked at Dong Chan, whose eyes were empty and absent-minded, but whose lethality was stronger than ordinary deliberate temptations, he was not at all refreshing!So Yuren made persistent efforts.

After two hours, he gave up, the more he got more and more stupid, what a tired love.

Frustrated, Yu Ren knelt down beside the chair lift, thumping the ground with his fists: "This is unscientific! This is unscientific!"

The electrical appliances all echoed: "Yes, this is not scientific!"

"A Master is a Master. As a killer, you can blind people, as a broccoli, you will lose your appetite, and as a cotton flower, you will commit crimes." Xiaojuan sighed: "I can't do it, son, take me away."

Dongchan was curious: "Who is Zi?"

"Fuck you, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!" Xiao Dian excitedly uttered Martian text.

Dong Chan was confused: "Speaking in human language?"

"Ahhhhhhh!! Master, I want to marry you, please accept me." Xiaobing's nympho attributes were overwhelming.

Dong Chan is serious: "The love that crosses species has no result."

"Master, have you felt my deep love?" Xiao Zhi said shyly.

Dong Chan was at a loss: "Where?"

"No, master, compared to Xiaozhi, Wa is the true love!" Xiaofeng snapped.

Dong Chan was confused: "Can there be many true loves?"

"Get out of here." Xiaowei forcefully pulled the mountain away, smashing away all the electrical appliances and throwing herself at Dongchan's feet, yelling, "Master, auntie is here to protect you!"

Dongchan wondered, "What are you protecting?"

Yuren's face was covered with black lines, and his forehead was sweating profusely at the Huangguoshu Waterfall. Facing the strange and unscientific scene in front of him that ordinary people could not understand, he expressed his desire to return to his boyfriend.

Hey!The boyfriend or something is already in the past tense, so I can't think about it anymore.

"Okay, cotton flower is cotton flower, let's put on this clothes first." Yu Ren pushed aside the enthusiastic electric appliances and handed over the carefully selected clothes.

For the sake of freshness, Yuren specially picked out a set of home clothes from her own clothes that she usually wears to hang out at home. It consists of a simple horizontal stripe T and off-white casual pants, plus a pair of light brown frosted leather with cool feet Drag, absolutely low-key and not rustic.

The door of the room was closed and opened again a few minutes later, and Dongchan, who had changed into another outfit, came out, and casually pulled up the hem of her clothes to have a look, as if she was quite satisfied with such a simple dress, compared to those complicated and strange ones left by Yuan Dongchan It's such a hassle.

Unscientific! ! ! !

They are obviously low-key and simple clothes, they are obviously a cute little prince who looks like a cotton flower, and they are obviously a deceitful star who is a research madman on the inside and gentle on the outside, why are they combined together, so... seductive?There must be something wrong.

Dong Chan didn't pay attention to the impact of changing his image. After all, he used to wear school uniforms, and his hairstyle was a simple one with the shortest time to choose with a hair clipper. Usually it was a one-size-fits-all watermelon rind.In Dongchan's heart, it doesn't matter what the appearance looks like or the sincerity, what matters is research, experiment, data, making instruments, and so on.

Thinking of this, the experimenter once again let his eyes go blank, blankly.

The striped T is a large V-neck, with a slightly low collarbone and half-exposed collarbone. The soft cotton cloth wraps the slender body. Since the winter cicada has a fair complexion, it will seriously reduce its dangerous level after matching with the clothes, which will cause a huge misleading effect...Because taking off The clothes are not the same thing at all, it is simply deceiving consumers (?).

Those legs are really long, and Yuren thinks her body proportions are perfect enough, but Dong Chan wears the beige slacks with extraordinary elegance... I really want to cut off my legs.

Generally speaking, this is simply a natural temptation to cause people to commit crimes, to be manipulated, and to release pheromones without deliberately expressing them.

……This unscientific.

Yu Ren went from dazed to tangled to angry to sinister. After going through a rich mental journey, he stopped hesitating and just waited to see a good show at night.

Jie Jie Jie... White-eyed wolf, why don't you jump into the bowl soon? ! ! !

As for Dongchan, even though there are no more touchable broccoli heads, Yuren no longer pesters him for styling, he is very satisfied, so he happily nestled in a corner and started making energy concentrators, completely ignoring A mermaid man with a strange laugh.

After all, it is a pregnant woman, endocrine changes, emotional instability is also normal?As a scientific researcher, he can understand.

Xia Ming, who was away from home, did not feel the malice from the mermaid. He walked into the park as usual, entered the public telephone box that was severely damaged and covered with small advertisements, pressed a set of specific numbers, and after deciphering the obtained password, he obtained The order is - go back to the base.

Seeing this instruction, Xia Ming's brows gently gathered, and then opened again. After looking around, he disappeared in place with a whoosh, and appeared in the elevator of a certain office building with a whoosh, and there was no one there.

Xia Ming raised his hand and pressed the floor button, and raised his palm towards his face, the metal mask had already covered his face.

After the elevator stopped, it didn't open the door. Instead, two optical nets appeared from top to bottom, scanning his entire body, and the metal door slowly opened.

What appeared in front of me was a metal corridor full of sci-fi feeling. Almost all the people walking around in the corridor were wearing uniforms, and occasionally some people were seen wearing civilian clothes or military uniforms.

Xia Ming ignored all the greetings he met on the road. He came to the office where the top person in charge of the base was located, and it was unimpeded. are different.

The metal door is lightly opened, and behind the door is a huge room. It is different from the base's modern, sci-fi style and simple style. This is the general's office, which is positioned as the core of the base, but it is decorated in a soft and warm home style. The general in military uniform is sitting on a rocking chair, using a black leather gloved hand to slide the touch screen to read documents, while a handsome sunny man in casual clothes is sitting on the other chair, and he is refilling tea for the general sideways .

Xia Ming flicked the knife at the sunny man first, then stood still and looked at the general: "Dad."

The general raised his head, showing an unexpectedly young and handsome face. He looked at Xia Ming expressionlessly. The bright red mole on the lower side of his lips seemed to explain the contradiction between his character and performance.In fact, the general is not indifferent, but just not good at expressing emotions, just like now, although he cares about the health of his adopted son, he silently stares at him with cold eyes.

The sunny man smiled brightly: "Son, are you feeling better?"

This son's shout made Xia Ming almost take off his mask and paste it on the opponent's face, but he, who respected his adoptive father, held back after his chest heaved violently, and replied darkly: "Okay."

"Oh, the aliens of unknown origin are actually pretty good." The sunny man smiled even brighter, as if trying to blind someone's eyes, he turned his face to the beautiful general to ask for approval: "Siqian, do you think so?"

"En." Lan Siqian choked out a single word with all her strength.

The sunny man gazed affectionately at the taciturn lover with sweet, joyful, and loving eyes, and encouraged him: "Xiaoqian, if you want to tell our son, just say it."

I am not your son!Xia Ming once again had the urge to smash the mask, and his voice squeezed out between his teeth: "Sha Hangzhou, you are enough, what qualifications do you have to be my mother, a transvestite pervert!"

Sha Hangzhou: ...Actually, I am your father!

But Lan Siqian said after Sha Hangzhou was warned: "Xia Ming, be polite."

The smile on Sha Hangzhou's face was even brighter. He held Lan Siqian's hand, brazenly basking in the couple rings, showing off his love, and showing off his love.

At this moment, Xia Ming was angry, helpless and confused. The reason for his confusion was that he didn't understand that although the broccoli aliens were unreliable and often annoyed him, they were not as hateful, hateful, or irritating as Sha Hangzhou. owed a beating.In comparison, broccoli is much cuter, and now he can't wait to take a picture of the smiling face in front of him and rub it against the wall.

After speaking, Lan Siqian took up the topic logically: "The research institute has filed an application to conduct special research on the grounds that 'Winter Cicada' is a newly discovered alien species, and to capture and list it as an experimental subject. What do you think?"

"..." Xia Ming took off his mask and threw it on the ground with a grim expression: "Fart! I'm going to blow up the research institute now."