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"Congratulations, empress, congratulations, empress, you are very happy!"

Zhao Chuang was lying on the bed weakly, his black hair fell down, his face was pale, and his stomach felt uncomfortable.When he heard the doctor's old voice say these words, Zhao Chuang, who was still extremely weak before, suddenly jumped up, stared at the old doctor with a grim expression, and said, "Who is your mother? Are you blind, old man? I am a man!"

This doctor is not an ordinary doctor, but an imperial doctor from the palace. This old imperial doctor has stayed in the palace for decades. He watched the birth of Emperor Qingping and won the trust of Emperor Qingping.At this time, Zhao Chuang yelled at him, and the wrinkled old face suddenly froze, his white beard trembled, and his small eyes secretly glanced at Emperor Qingping standing beside the bed.

When Emperor Qingping summoned him to Youzhou City, wasn't his title "serving the empress"?But Emperor Qingping didn't look at him, his eyes kept on staring at the person on the bed, three points of tenderness, seven points of affection.

It was a good job to meet the legendary empress, which envied many imperial doctors in the imperial hospital.But at this moment, the old doctor suddenly felt cheated, his beard trembled even more, the old man was already old, and he didn't want to be stared at by the 'Queen Empress' to death!

"You're happy?" Zhao Chuang belatedly thought of the last half of the doctor's words, and finally turned his eyes from the old doctor to his stomach, his face full of shock.

The old doctor came back to life in an instant, and said with a smile: "It is absolutely true, the old minister has broken his veins for decades, and he will never break it wrong!"

"Shut up! Who told you to talk, you old man, get out!" Zhao Chuang stared at him, and the emperor also looked like "you get out of here", and the old doctor suddenly froze.Zhao Chuang pointed at Li Ci again, his pale face turned red with anger, and he said angrily, "Get out of here too!"

"Qingli..." Compared with Zhao Chuang's rough voice, Li Ci's voice was very soft.

"Get out!" Zhao Chuang's neck was almost red.

Zhao Chuang was so excited that Li Ci didn't dare to provoke him.

So the old imperial doctor rolled out with Emperor Qingping. The two stood at the door, looked at the closed door, and did not leave.The old doctor was full of anger and blood, echoing back and forth in his mind, "So the queen looks like this", "The empress is so fierce", "In front of the queen, the emperor is not so scary anymore", "It turns out that the emperor is also gentle. '...

"Why are you still here and not dispensing medicine?" the emperor asked coldly.

The old doctor not only had a beard, but his face trembled, and he turned and left silently.

In the room, Zhao Chuang stared at his stomach with bitterness and hatred, as if there was a monster growing inside.After staring for a long while, Zhao Chuang's expression turned helpless, and finally he couldn't bear the drowsiness, so he curled up on the bed and fell asleep.

After a while, the window was suddenly pushed open slowly, and a head stuck in. After looking at it for a while, it jumped in from the window.Li Ci walked lightly to the side of the bed, and saw Zhao Chuang's eyes were tightly closed, his mouth was slightly opened, and a slight snoring sound could be heard.His hands remained on his stomach.Li Ci sat down beside him, looked at Zhao Chuang's face and his stomach with his eyes, then stretched out his hand, and carefully placed it on Zhao Chuang's hand.

"Plop, plop..." He seemed to hear a small heartbeat in the overlapping heartbeats, which became more and more clear.His blood is hidden in it.It was a kind of warmth connected by blood, and an indescribable joy.He took a deep breath, suppressed the excitement in his heart, and his eyes fell on Zhao Chuang's face, looking at it with a little bewilderment.

After returning from the viewing tower that day, an imperial edict from Li Ci came down to the palace, and the imperial physician rushed over overnight, finally confirming what Li Ci was thinking.In the past few days, Zhao Chuang has been lethargic and eats a lot. Although he has been eating a lot, he used to be alive and kicking, but these days he prefers to sleep, and sometimes he can even fall asleep while walking.All these are signs.

When Zhao Chuang opened his eyes, he saw Li Ci sitting beside him, his eyes fixed on his stomach, with a very silly smile on his face.

How would it feel if a person usually only had smirks, sneers, smirks, smirks, half-smiles, but now he was smirking?

Zhao Chuang felt horrified, so he kicked out subconsciously, directly hitting Li Ci's face.Li Ci didn't dodge, but embraced Zhao Chuang's feet.

"Qingli, it doesn't matter if you kick me, don't hurt your own feet, and don't hurt our children." Li Ci smiled slightly. 'Our child', these words circled between the lips, full of sweet feeling.

At this time, Li Ci was like a big dog, wagging its tail, standing beside the bed, wishing to put the best things in front of Zhao Chuang.

However, Zhao Chuang didn't understand all kinds of amorous feelings. He shivered subconsciously, and said casually, "I don't want to have a baby."

Li Ci's tail stopped wagging suddenly, and he stood there as if struck by lightning, looking at Zhao Chuang in pain.Looking at Li Ci's expression on the verge of crying, Zhao Chuang seemed to feel that he had done something heinous.

Because of his words, Li Ci instantly turned into a sticky brown candy, sticking to him every day, telling him an allusion about the deep love between mother and child every day before going to bed, and occasionally letting Zhao Rui run to Zhao Chuang's side looked at him with a wet face.Zhao Chuang came to his senses, and swore, "Even if he is gone, the child will be there." Li Ci followed him even harder, wishing to tie him to his belt. After Zhao Chuang repeatedly promised that he would not commit suicide, Li Ci Ci finally let him go.

Zhao Chuang is a man with a hard mouth and a soft heart. After all, the meat in his stomach is his own meat, so why would he not want it?Perhaps it was because Li Ci's allusions played a role, or because Rui Bao's occasional coquettishness made him miss that chubby little guy, Zhao Chuang also looked forward to the little baby in his belly.Zhao Chuang began to think of the baby's name.When Zhao Rui was in his stomach before, Zhao Chuang had never been so sleepy like now, so he thought, this little guy must be a little slacker.

"What? Our child is going to be named Zhao Sleeping?" Li Ci looked shocked. The name seemed strange and unsightly to him.However, he quickly calmed down. He only had a thoughtful look on his face, but he secretly glanced at Zhao Chuang.Zhao Chuang looked smug, obviously very satisfied with the name.

"If it's a boy, it's good to be named Zhao Sleeping, but what about a girl?" Li Ci said, "It's better to choose a name that can be used by both boys and girls."

Zhao Chuang agreed with Li Ci's words, thought for a while and said, "Why don't you call me Zhao Lan?"

"..." Li Ci propped his chin, lost in thought.

Zhao Chuang looked at him expectantly.He even thought of a nickname, just called 'little slacker'.

"Qingli, have you ever thought about how happy it would be if you could write the child's name with your own hands?" Li Ci changed the subject.

Zhao Chuang thought about it and thought his idea was good. Even if the word 'Zhao Rui' was put in front of him, he didn't recognize it.Rui Bao'er's name, he couldn't write it out, he was really ashamed to be a father.

Zhao Chuang began to practice calligraphy.What he learned on the first day was the character 'Li'.Li Ci was a little surprised, but vaguely looking forward to it.Zhao Chuang learned the word 'Ci' the next day, and the corners of Li Ci's mouth curled up, and he couldn't help the smile on his face.When Zhao Chuang practiced calligraphy, he didn't learn "Zhao Rui" or "Zhao Chuang" at the beginning, but "Li Ci".

Zhao Chuang learned the character 'Ruo' on the third day, and Li Ci began to wonder what he would learn on the fourth day.On the fourth day, Zhao Chuang learned '彘'.

Li Ci: "..." He vaguely guessed something bad.

For a long time, these four characters were written crookedly on the paper in the study room. Zhao Chuang even gave the most beautiful one to Li Ci, and asked him to frame it and hang it on the into his study.Zhao Chuang has learned to hold a pen, and every stroke will not be crooked.So he started to learn the character 'Zhao', the character 'Rui', and the character 'Chuang'.Li Ci taught him to write the word "Zhan", which means "Zhan", which is clear and flawless.

Day after day, Zhao Chuang's drowsiness became more and more serious.Later, there was a rumor in King Chuang's mansion that King Chuang started to practice an extremely powerful martial art, so he locked himself in the room all the time.During the retreat, Zhao Chuang didn't step out of the room for a moment, and only those close to him could see him.

This retreat lasted for half a year, and after half a year, a sharp cry ended the retreat.Two months later, someone saw Emperor Qingping holding a little doll in his hands. The doll was a boy, a white and tender ball, very much like Zhao Rui when he was young.Li Ci had never hugged such a small doll before, he held it carefully, but his whole body was also very stiff, for fear of hurting the little doll.The little baby puffed out her pink cheeks, and in Li Ci's arms, she moved her white buttocks, twisted and turned, and looked around strangely with a pair of jet-black eyes.

Li Ci couldn't help but kissed the little baby's cheek, the little baby suddenly giggled, and his buttocks shook even more.

When the baby was still in the womb, Zhao Chuang was almost convinced that he was a slacker through and through.However, half a year after the baby was born, Zhao Chuang completely changed his opinion.

One day, on a summer afternoon, Zhao Chuang went for a walk in the morning and took a nap in the afternoon. In his dream, a boulder was pressed against his chest. No matter how hard he struggled, the boulder would not move.

When he opened his eyes, he saw a little doll sitting cross-legged on his chest.The little baby was wearing a red bellyband, her two canine teeth were shining white, and there were some stray hairs on her head. Two fat hands were poking Zhao Chuang's face one after another, very happily.

"Zhao Zhan, are you going to sit and kill your father?" Zhao Chuang asked with a sigh of relief.

The little doll giggled again, then withdrew her hand and changed the game.Zhao Zhanyuan rolled his body from Zhao Chuang's right side, rolled over his body, crawled to the left, and then crawled from the left to the right.

The little baby crawled endlessly, and his saliva dripped on Zhao Chuang's skirt, and the clothes on his chest near his abdomen were soon stained with water.

Zhao Chuang looked at the two blushing little dolls playing, and thought silently, how could this be a little slacker?It's clearly a hyperactive doll!He can't rest in such a noisy urination, if it gets bigger, wouldn't it be like tearing down the walls and breaking the tiles?