Bandits raising buns

In a suburban teahouse three hundred miles away from Yuncheng, there were four people sitting in a row, each wearing a bamboo hat.

Three men and one woman were arranged according to their positions. The first one had a handsome face, the second one had a scruffy beard, the third one was a man with small eyes and a big face, and the fourth one was a woman with a pretty face.

These four people are exactly Zhao Chuang and his three brothers, the second, fifth and seventh brothers.

The second child said: "Hey, big boss, did I pretend to be very similar! I kept yelling all the way while being carried by you, and my voice was almost hoarse, that miserable level..."

The second child racked his brains to think of words.

"It's the same as when a woman from a good family is going to be raped." Zhao Chuang said.

The second child snapped his fingers, then covered his chest, and made a 'scared' expression, matching his sloppy image, it was a bit funny.

The old five said: "Master, were the kicks I kicked those guards very powerful before? Hei Xuanfeng Wudi kicked, and all the strength of the whole body fell on the legs. This kick passed, and the grandson and grandfather who kept the ecstasy I can't tell the difference!"

Lao Qi glanced at Zhao Chuang, and asked coyly, "Master, is your face painted with rouge? Why does your skin look so white and tender?"

Zhao Chuang suddenly felt that Qiyatou was not cute at all.

"Hey, Master, your face... really makes brothers drool!" Old Five Colors squinted, "Master, do you have twin sisters or brothers?"

"What are you going to do?" Zhao Chuang stared at him.

The fifth child suddenly hesitated: "I beg you to be my daughter-in-law."

"You said behind Laozi's back that there is no one uglier than Laozi!" Zhao Chuang took revenge.

"Boss, you got it wrong!" The fifth child said firmly, "You are so good-looking, you look like a fairy, how can you be ugly?"

Zhao Chuang: "..."

"The head of the family has a son..." the second child said quietly.

Zhao Chuang's eyes became fierce, and the fifth child couldn't help shrinking his neck, and then quickly waved his hands to express that he was not interested in Rui Bao'er!

"Boss, I finally believe that Ruibao is your own!" Lao Qi sighed looking at his smooth and tender skin.

In the evening, they checked into the nearest inn, and each booked a room.In the past few days, I have been rushing and rushing, and there is no day for a good rest.At night, they all sleep like pigs.Zhao Chuang was an exception. Although his eyelids were already in fights, his brothers had been working day and night to rescue him. Thinking of this, Zhao Chuang jumped up and sat on the wall of the inn yard, his eyes wide open. The copper bell is still big.

Today was a fine day, with a bright moonlight. Zhao Chuang sat leaning against a tree, listening to the movement with his ears up. The sound of "rustling" sounded, and after a while, there was another person beside him.The second child sat up, squeezed Zhao Chuang, and squeezed out a place for himself, leaning against the tree.The second child leaned his head on Zhao Chuang's shoulder and started snoring.

After about an hour, the second child woke up.

The second child squinted his eyes, looked at the shining stars in the sky, sniffed and said, "Boss, I will be a good person when I return to Tanyun Sanzhou."

Zhao Chuang was shocked: "Wei Zhenyuan bullied you?" In the past few days, the second child has been very quiet, did not go back to the capital arguing, and didn't even pay much attention to his face, and returned to his usual sloppy appearance.

"I heard their plot." The second child rubbed his nose and wiped all the snot on Zhao Chuang's body.

Zhao Chuang: "..."

Ten days ago, Tie Laoer made up for the fact that Wei Zhenyuan couldn't see him, couldn't eat all day, and couldn't sleep at night, and his heart became more and more uncomfortable.So while taking a break, Tie Laoer went out and never came back.He bought a horse and drove directly to Kyoto.

In order to surprise Wei Zhenyuan, Tie Laoer didn't enter through the main entrance, he stayed in the general's mansion for a while, and he had already figured out all the secret passages of the topographic mechanism.So he quietly walked to the place closest to Wei Zhenyuan.It was a secret passage. He huddled in the corner, drenched in saliva, and straightened his hair. Just as he was about to appear in the most handsome pose, he realized that there was another person in the room.

As soon as the man opened his mouth, he recognized that it was Duan Wang Li Ci.

Li Ci asked, "What do you think of Tie Laoer?"

When the second child heard this question, he immediately pricked up his ears, and his face flushed slightly.Tie Lao Er, formerly known as Er Hu, is not Lao Er.Before that, Tie Laoer had been chanting his own name in Wei Zhenyuan's ear, but Wei Zhenyuan couldn't beat him after all, so he started calling him Erhu. .He was thinking, how Wei Zhenyuan would answer

Two tigers are very brave.

Erhu is a likable guy.

When I don't see him, my heart always feels empty.

This is the answer the second child is looking forward to.

Wei Zhenyuan's answer is: "Stupid, annoying."

The second child's eyes widened at first, and the expression on his face was uglier than crying.Then he picked his ears back and forth to prove that he heard correctly.Like a defeated rooster, he suddenly let out a sigh of relief, a little dejected.

"Do you want to marry a wife? Among the marriageable women in the capital, do you like it? If so, tell this king." Li Ci said, "The emperor bestows a marriage, which is more or less an honor. You have been with this king for so many years , I can't treat you badly."

There was a "bang" in the head of the second child, and he suddenly became energetic, his ears were pricked up, and his hands were tightly grasping the clothes.

Wei Zhenyuan said: "No, men and women in this world are no different from me, so the prince doesn't have to worry about me."

After hearing this, the second child didn't know whether to be happy or worried.

Li Ci seemed to ponder for a moment, and then said: "If Tie Lao Er wants to follow you, you can just let him."

When the second child said this, he suddenly raised his head, sniffed his nose, and his big eyes seemed to be misty: "Then Wei Zhenyuan agreed. At that moment, I really wanted to laugh, but I couldn't laugh, so I kept covering my mouth." Shut up, it's really uncomfortable to hold back your energy. I originally wanted to run back directly, but when I heard that the head of the family was arrested, I endured the humiliation and followed that Wei Zhenyuan. Maybe he didn't take me to heart at all, and he didn't know. My thoughts are still the same as in the past, hey, I ran out now, Lao Tzu... I just gave up. "

After listening to the second child, Zhao Chuang suddenly felt that the strong body of the second child had become thinner. He stretched out his hand, hugged the second child into his arms, and comforted him: "Follow me back to Tanyun Sanzhou. After a while, I will Let me ask you for an eighteen-room daughter-in-law."

"Where are eighteen rooms enough?"

"The sixteenth room?"

"Master, you won't count if you bully me!"

"hey-hey!"

The second child leaned his head on Zhao Chuang's chest, nodded his head, and said, "Master, does Li Ci want to use me to tie you up? That person is really bad."

"That's right, they are the kind of people who have a lot of thoughts, so we need to stay away from them in the future, and it's best to have nothing to do with them." Zhao Chuang said while stroking the rough hair of the second child.

The two brothers sat like this until dawn. The next day, both of their eyes were red.The fifth stared at the two of them for a while, and finally showed a wretched smile, and glanced at them meaningfully: "The first master, the second master, did you two have an affair last night?"

Zhao Chuang stared at Lao Wu's lower body maliciously, and said with a smile: "Little Wu, do you want to try it tonight?"

The fifth child quickly hid behind the seventh child.

After they finished their breakfast in the inn, they had to continue on their way.While eating, Zhao Chuang suddenly met an acquaintance.

No desire monk.

When Zhao Chuang was wondering whether to say hello or pretend not to know each other, the other party had already seen him.Zhao Chuang sighed, the grace of upbringing cannot be resolved in a few words.Just as Zhao Chuang wanted to call him, the man walked straight over and sat down three or four tables away from them.The young man following behind him was exactly Shi Yu. With his head down, Shi Yu sat down opposite the Wuyu monk.

Zhao Chuang glanced at it, then looked away, but he was a little surprised, because the perverted boy in the past was sitting there so obediently at this moment.

Suddenly there was a scream in the inn lobby.Everyone turned their heads to look, and saw that the boy's bowl fell on the ground, and the white rice fell all over the floor. The boy sat on the ground, grabbed the white rice with both hands, and stuffed it into his mouth, with a look on his face. , even with rice grains on his hair.

"It looks good, but it turned out to be a fool. It's a pity."

"Yes, Kong has grown a good skin."

Zhao Chuang didn't pay any attention to it, but took everyone on the road after eating.Not long after they left, they were stopped by the Wuyu monk.

Monk Wuyu's gaze fell directly on Zhao Chuang.Zhao Chuang jumped off the horse, walked up to Monk Wuyu, and called out, "Master."

"I don't know that you hold grudges so much. If I don't stop you, will you keep pretending that you don't know me?" Wuyu monk asked.

"Obviously it's Master who doesn't recognize me!" Zhao Chuang said a little funny.

"Do you know what it was like when you went to the capital as a teacher and found Shi Yu in the death row? He was locked up with those vicious people who treated him like a plaything, insulted him, beat him... If You..." Monk Wuyu's voice became a little anxious, he took two deep breaths, and continued, "Now Shiyu has become like this, foolish and foolish, under the nine springs, what is the face of a teacher To meet his parents?"

"So, are you blaming me? Blaming me for not saving Shi Yu?" Zhao Chuang said.

Monk Wuyu shook his head: "Qingli, his parents are our benefactors!"

Zhao Chuang got angry and felt angry, so he didn't hear the deep meaning implied in Monk Wuyu's words.

"Master, you blame me for not saving Shiyu, and have you ever thought about what happened to me these days? I was arrested by that lunatic King Qin and almost killed by him! You have always wanted to rescue Shiyu, but you didn't even I don’t know what happened to me. Even if I knew, I’m afraid I wouldn’t have time to save me! In those years, I remembered every bit of your kindness to me, but sometimes, you did some things, but It makes me feel cold. Shi Yu doesn't like me, he wishes I would die, and I don't like him, why should he be offered as a young master?"

Monk Wuyu's expression froze for a moment, his condemnation and anger made him a little panicked.His mind was in chaos, and after a while, he found a fulcrum in the chaos.

Monk Wuyu said, "Qingli, this is what our father and son owe him."