Cannon Fodder Silly Wife Dressed as a Male Lead[Transmigration Book]

After picking up the snails and returning to the house, Xiao Mingce took a branch and poked the exposed tentacles of the snails in the barrel, asking, "How do you eat this thing? Are you not afraid of being poisoned?"

"Although the water in the river is clear, we still have to let them vomit sand for a day, and then eat it tomorrow." Ye Yao explained casually.

Xiao Mingce let out an "oh", threw away the branch and got up, "Then what are you going to do for a while?"

Xiao Mingce came here after lunch,? It's still early, and there is still some time before dinner,? Ye Yao thought for a while and said, "I want to go to the mountains to pick fruits."

I've been wandering down the mountain for the past few days. I haven't been to the orchard yet. It's the season for oranges, chestnuts, and persimmons. I don't have anything to do in the afternoon, so I can pick some.

"Okay." Xiao Mingce replied.

This manor is at the foot of the mountain. The orchards on the mountain are artificially planted. Someone has been taking care of them, and a dirt road has been built all the way to the mountain.

Lin Yi and Lin Wu opened the way ahead, each carrying a pannier, with Ye Yao and Xiao Mingce behind.

It is said that I don't see you in one day, like three autumns,? Xiao Mingce hasn't seen Ye Yao for three days,? He has been thinking about it for a long time, and he will be stuck with him all the way. Ye Yao is speechless.

"Ayao, we haven't seen each other for three days,? You don't even miss me!" Xiao Mingce shook off Ye Yao's hand again, and couldn't help accusing him aggrievedly.

Ye Yao rubbed his arms, his skin was about to get goosebumps, okay?

"It's only been three days, and it's not long." Ye Yao pursed his lips. He had a colorful life these days, so he had no time to think about men.

Not long after three days, Xiao Gou sighed, this man really missed him!

"I heard you had a great time here, how about I stay with you for two more days?" Still have to take your time

The first batch of seeds he improved with supernatural powers have already been planted, and he still needs to check the germination rate. He planned to stay with Xiao Mingce for a few more days, but he didn't expect this person to mention it first, Ye Yao nodded immediately: " Whatever you want, I still have something to do, I really want to stay for a few more days."

"Then what can I do for you?" Xiao Mingce asked.

"No." Ye Yao rejected his offer, but changed his mind after thinking about it, "I'm going to make some snacks, and try them for me then."

"That snail?" Xiao Mingce still didn't think it was edible.

"Don't look at how ugly the snails are, you'll know how delicious they are when you cook them." Xiao Mingce's disdain was on his face, and Ye Yao didn't know what he was thinking.

Fried snails, spicy snail meat, snail noodles, and some beer, just thinking about it will make your mouth water.

In the apocalypse, because the water source is polluted, aquatic products either mutate or become extinct. Those days when fleeing for refuge, eating steamed buns and mustard mustard, he can only eat in front of food albums and videos, even though he hasn’t cooked much before the apocalypse, and has watched too many recipes And video, a lot of theoretical knowledge.

While the two were talking, they arrived.

In addition to oranges, chestnuts, and dates, Ye Yao also found pears, hawthorns, pomegranates, and even oranges and wild lemons.

Canned oranges, roast chicken with chestnuts, chestnut pancakes, candied pears, and candied haws!

Huh, don't think about it anymore, when you see the hawthorn and lemon, you will not consciously secrete your saliva.

In addition to Lin Yilin Wu, he actually brought a few guards with him, but Xiao Mingce asked them to follow him from a distance, not wanting them to disturb his relationship with his concubine Ai. As for Lin Yilin Wu, they were just two tools for carrying and picking up things. ,do not worry about it.

Ye Yao regretted letting Xiao Mingce follow.

Trees are not allowed to be climbed, chestnuts are not allowed to be picked up, and he follows him wherever he goes, like a follower, and still has too much control.

"If you don't help me any more, then go back to the palace." Ye Yao said angrily, he just stepped on the chestnut shell and was about to pick it up, but this man kicked the shell and the chestnut inside it far away like a football.

"Look at that shell, it's full of thorns, what if you get your hands?" Xiao Mingce didn't think he was wrong at all.

Ye Yao didn't want to pay attention to him, and turned around in a fit of anger to pick up the kicked chestnuts. What fun does he have for letting others do everything in the farmhouse!

Xiao Mingce was faster than him, picked it up and threw it into the back basket, "You go and rest, Lin Yilin and I pick it up five times, what do you want, how much do you want, just tell me, we will pick all of them for you .”

"I'm not a vase, nor a dodder. You don't need to be treated like this, whether you feel sorry for me or want to dote on me." Ye Yao frowned, and Xiao Mingce's attitude made him irritable. Cheng Dikun, but if you treat me like that kind of weak Dikun, then you should go back, even if I can't bear to die again during the rain and dew period, I will not form a bond with you."

It was only three days apart, and he didn't know what Xiao Mingce was thinking during these three days, meeting again was like licking a dog, but he felt that it was probably because he was about to complete his differentiation, Xiao Mingce's natural instincts.

Even if Tian Qian wanted to be nice to Di Kun instinctively, that's not a good way to be like a pervert. If he doesn't say it clearly now, he will talk about it later, maybe he will still feel that he is disobeying him.

Even if he is Dikun, he doesn't need to be treated so cautiously. Many people may think that he doesn't know the blessings in the blessings, but whoever wants to take the blessings.

Xiao Mingce scratched his head irritably, glanced at Lin Yilin Wu who was beating chestnuts on the book and picking them up one by one at the bottom, and dragged Ye Yao into the depths of the forest.

His steps were a little eager, Ye Yao was pulled and staggered, and Xiao Mingce stopped.

Lin Yi and Lin Wu could no longer be seen here, Xiao Mingce looked at Ye Yao with a tangled expression, not knowing how to speak.

"What do you want to say?" Ye Yao spoke first, with a helpless expression on his face.

Xiao Mingce seemed embarrassed to speak, hesitated for a while, and then said awkwardly: "Why don't you like this? It is said in the book that Dikun likes his heavenly stems to care about them and love them. Get it right for them, they don't need to worry about anything."

"..." Ye Yao's head was full of black lines: "Where did you read the book from?"

"I've been in the mansion for the past three days, and I can't go out during the susceptible period. I found some books to read when I had nothing to do. They were all books recommended by the housekeeper. He said that you are also Dikun, and he must like me treating you like this." Xiao Mingce said. Frowning, "I knew he was unreliable, so I will punish him!"

"Di Kun and Di Kun can't be generalized. The housekeeper is not unreliable. Some Di Kun must like that. If you treat Zhou Xueyu like this, he must be very happy." Ye Yao looked up at him, walked to Next to the pomegranate tree, I picked a red and big pomegranate, and then I turned around and continued: "In the world I lived in, the education I received since I was a child was 'do my own thing', 'do it yourself, have enough food and clothing', 'It's better to rely on yourself than to rely on the sky and the earth', if you want me to do nothing, I will feel that you are letting me eat and die."

Xiao Mingce thought, he was taught the same way since he was a child, but after returning to the palace, everyone said that he was a noble man, that he could not do this or that, and that he would be punished if he became a servant, and he gradually stopped doing it himself. Hearing this from Ye Yao, maybe Master knows where he came from.

But, "Let's talk about ours, why don't you mention Zhou Xueyu!" Xiao Mingce didn't know what he meant, so he just mentioned it casually on purpose.

If it was before, how could I think so much, cared about a person, and had to chew on a sentence repeatedly, for fear that I would ignore something carelessly.

"Just give an example." Ye Yao's expression was normal, "Don't react so big, I just want to say that I am different from other people, not so stingy."

"Even if it's different, climbing trees is really dangerous, and chestnut shells are really thorny. I just don't want you to get hurt." Xiao Mingce said.

Ye Yao sighed: "Didn't I not climb the tree? Even if the chestnut is pricked, just that little wound is not as good as when you pinched me back then."

However, Xiao Mingce's body froze suddenly, and Ye Yao immediately realized that he had made a mistake. In fact, he hadn't cared about that matter for a long time.

At that time, he and Xiao Mingce didn't know each other well, and he had the possibility of assassinating his grandfather, so he didn't keep his mouth shut, just like asking for credit, he said that it wasn't him, that his grandfather wouldn't survive that night, Xiao Mingce would be angry, and it's normal for him to be angry .

He has apologized many times since then, and he has never done anything to himself again. It can be said that he has reformed himself, but when he mentioned this matter at this time, it was like turning over an old score.

"I'm sorry." Xiao Mingce's shoulders slumped.

Ye Yao scratched his head, he should have apologized, "Then what, I won't bring up this matter in the future, I'm just talking about it, you don't have to take it to heart."

Xiao Mingce's expression was a little pale, he paused for a moment and then reached out to touch the top of Ye Yao's head, "It's because I scared you, it's okay to have shadows in your heart, I won't do it in the future, don't be angry, if you want to climb a tree, just climb it , I’ll follow you below, and I won’t let you fall to the ground.”

Ye Yao pursed his lips, not happy at all, the good atmosphere was ruined by himself.

He squeezed the pomegranate in his hand, thought about it, and brought it to Xiao Mingce: "You break it open for me."

"Oh." Xiao Mingce didn't think too much, took it, and with both hands, the pomegranate was broken into two pieces from the middle, and some red pomegranate seeds fell to the ground.

Xiao Mingce stretched out in front of Ye Yao, the pomegranate was quite big, with one hand and one petal.

Ye Yao only took half of it, picked out a few pomegranate seeds, put them in the palm of his hand, and poured them into his mouth. The pomegranate seeds were full of water, and every mouthful was full of juice. The sweet and sour taste was not bad.

After spitting out the pomegranate seeds, Xiao Mingce's hand holding the other half of the pomegranate was still stretched out in front of him, Ye Yao looked at him: "You can eat it too, I tasted it, it's not very sour."

"Here's something to eat." Xiao Mingce shook his head, "Eat more if you like."

Ye Yao shook the half in his hand, "I still have this, I want to share when I eat, so I can be happy, let's see how much Lin Yi and Lin Wu have picked after eating, and go back to the house when we have enough!"

Ye Yao breathed a sigh of relief, the environment here is different from what he used to be, some things he shouldn't have done in the first place, it's really stupid of him to get angry with Xiao Mingce for such a trivial matter.

Thinking about it this way, he felt that Xiao Mingce was really innocent just now, sighed, took out a pomegranate, and put his index finger to Xiao Mingce's lips: "Try it?"

Xiao Mingce is taller than him. When Ye Yao made this movement, he raised his head slightly, the sun shines on his forehead through the dense leaves, a little cinnabar mole on the center of his brow is red and dazzling in the sun, the corners of his mouth are curved, obviously the sky is so romantic, but Xiao Mingce thinks Fascinating like a fairy.

Dikun's unstable Xinyin came out just at this time, and the surrounding fruity and floral fragrances were Xinyinxiang, and the heavenly stem of the fragrance fascinated the mind.

With a purse of his lips, the pomegranate was put into his mouth together with his fingers.

Ye Yao suddenly came back to his senses, and pulled out his fingers. He didn't care about getting saliva on his fingertips, and turned around to cover his chest.

What the hell, does this person want to be so flirtatious!